Christ Hospital School of Nursing - Tower Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Doctor tto 01d ladyyt'tYes, my dear Madam, those pains in your left leg come with age. Patient Ovith suspicioullb-hYes, doctor, but my right leg is just as olrf as my left, and I have 110 pains in it. +++ A tourist reports seeing the following police regulation posted up in Ireland: Lhttil further notice every vehicle must carry :1 light when darkness begins. Darkness begins when the lights are ht. +++ XYheu Miss jnues came off of night duly. this; like tilt Hew spirits Her Hut when she reported 011 Third Floor 0. H. next day, Her heart hanged down like this. '5' . + 4' One day when Miss t. who was 011 uighf duty, zuul therefore sleepy. went to the theater to see t. and found it very uninteresting. she went to sleep. She awoke with a start when the audience was very quiet, and seeing an exit light. st'artEcl up saying: t'Yes. Miss Silvert I was just going to answer itfl +++ Are you superstitious 3 asked Tuppley of his neighbor. Well, I dmft know. replied W'iutuu. Give me a case to deal with, Suppose :1 dog stood howling 011 your doorsth at midnight, explained Toppley, t'wouhl you regard it is a sure sign of death ? A grim 100k shone in the other mzufs eyes. ttYes, 1 should if the dog stayed long enough. . 'agc Sixty-vight

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A HIGHER SCIENCE. Ephraim JacksonthVhat you call it, when a girl gets married Free times, bigotry ?,i Rastus JohnsomwttLawsy, boy, you sutinly is ignoramus. Why, when a gal gits married two times. dot am bigotry, but when she married dc third time. dat am trigonometry. +++ She tarriving in Cincinnatit-Jtlim so tired. PVC ridden all the way from Dayton on a ham sandwich and 2111 apple. He.-J That's nothing. I rode all the way from Hamilton on the neck of 1! chicken ! +++ Has you gm :1 dark-complected man named Johnson what's been shot in this hospital? he inquired. The nurse replied that there was such :1 person there, adding, tiliut 11:95 con- vzilesciug now. Ah beg yd pardon? said Nap perplexcdly. scratching his wool. tHe's convalescing now, she repeated. tWNell, said Napoleon. If yo' don't mind, Iill set right here and wait till he gets through? +++ Mrs. Neighborhh ! saw the doctoris automobile standing in front of your house this morning. Who is sick ? Little Edwinh'Papa. Mrs. Neighbors.-J'Is he very sick ? Little Edwin.- Not yet. The doctor just started to come this morning. +++ Mrs. Edwin was showing Selma, the new Swedish maid, Hthe ropes. i'This, she said, itis my surfs room. He is in Yale. Ya? Selmzfs face lit up with sympathetic understanding. ttMy brudderis bane there. too Is that so? What year ? asked Mrs. Edwin, somewhat surprised. Ach, he bane got no year; the judge say, tYou, Axel, sixty days in yaii.y + + + FOR NURSES ONLY. '9in p231 01 91119 sq pKnoK M3101 3AA '1123 12 palm aouo Klgsoymg Pagc Sixty-Jn'm

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A REM. H ELPMNFI-Z. The guests haul departed after the dinner party. and the young doctor came back into the dining-mom. his countenance beaming with pleasure. My dear. he said to his wife, I congratulate you. I think our party was :1 tremendous success? nl hope it will prove 50, said the young wife: ul gave them the richest and must intligestihle food I could think 0f.u +++ Two little girls met in the school yzml :lt recess. 'Tiucss what ?l' said out little girl, Our cat hatched four kittensfl Huh! sneeretl the other little girl. That's nothing. our dog laid Eve puppies. LOST AND FOUND COLUMN Loxi-Two mustaches belonging to Drs. Hum and Rogers. Liberal reward tn finder, med-One dark mustache. by Dr. lleatty. Owner cam remove same by identi- fying. 1405th sense of humor. R. Puff. Lost A11 ounce of avoirclupois. somewhere between the Nurses' Home ahd Hos- pital. Steve ltlrunhoff, ' f.o.vt-One perfectly good tongue control. W'ould like to become accustomed to it again. ll. Gaebel, Losthy curls. E. Macey, Fmt-nthome perfectly good curls. C. McDermott. mehOne heart. Probably under a Phi Delt Hl pin. A. Habekotte. 1:011 thth additional sets of nerves beside my own. lnez Bates. Losf-My reputation as a doctor when it was. discovered that I used to he :1 11ml carrier. Dr. Frank Cuppock. K. 0. C. Formthhree superHuouS names. Timothy, Francis and Lemnmcus. D1: Symmes Oliver. Wantedh-A pair of suspenders for surgEons while operating. Deliver same to Drs. Withrow 21nd Coppock. WantedhA fork to complete Dr. Palmerls silver set for laparotomies. He has the knife and the spoon. Page Sixty-uine