Christ Hospital School of Nursing - Tower Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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A HIGHER SCIENCE. Ephraim JacksonthVhat you call it, when a girl gets married Free times, bigotry ?,i Rastus JohnsomwttLawsy, boy, you sutinly is ignoramus. Why, when a gal gits married two times. dot am bigotry, but when she married dc third time. dat am trigonometry. +++ She tarriving in Cincinnatit-Jtlim so tired. PVC ridden all the way from Dayton on a ham sandwich and 2111 apple. He.-J That's nothing. I rode all the way from Hamilton on the neck of 1! chicken ! +++ Has you gm :1 dark-complected man named Johnson what's been shot in this hospital? he inquired. The nurse replied that there was such :1 person there, adding, tiliut 11:95 con- vzilesciug now. Ah beg yd pardon? said Nap perplexcdly. scratching his wool. tHe's convalescing now, she repeated. tWNell, said Napoleon. If yo' don't mind, Iill set right here and wait till he gets through? +++ Mrs. Neighborhh ! saw the doctoris automobile standing in front of your house this morning. Who is sick ? Little Edwinh'Papa. Mrs. Neighbors.-J'Is he very sick ? Little Edwin.- Not yet. The doctor just started to come this morning. +++ Mrs. Edwin was showing Selma, the new Swedish maid, Hthe ropes. i'This, she said, itis my surfs room. He is in Yale. Ya? Selmzfs face lit up with sympathetic understanding. ttMy brudderis bane there. too Is that so? What year ? asked Mrs. Edwin, somewhat surprised. Ach, he bane got no year; the judge say, tYou, Axel, sixty days in yaii.y + + + FOR NURSES ONLY. '9in p231 01 91119 sq pKnoK M3101 3AA '1123 12 palm aouo Klgsoymg Pagc Sixty-Jn'm

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Tm: Dmcox's MISTAKE. ISister Henderson, said Deacon Hyphers severely. I'you should avoid even the appearance of eviL ttWhy, Deacon, what do you mean PH asked Sister Henderson. HI observed that on your sideboard you have severaI cut-ghws decanters. and that each of them is half filled with what appears to he ardent spirita.n Well, now Deacon. it istft anything of the kind. The bottles look so pretty 011 the sideboard that I just filled them halfway with some Hom' 5min and furni- ture polish. just for appearances. IIThztt's why I am cautioning you, Sistelz' replied the Deitcml. I'Fecling z: triHe fztintt I heIpcd myself to :1 dose from the big bottle in the middle. +++ The professor said that if the legs of :L mzm were built in proportion to those of u heal, he could jump eight hundred feet at :1 single hound. To this :1 student replied: My ! As it is, he has been known to jump :L hoard hill. or even :15 high :15; a doctork: fee. +++ They tell us. that Dr. Coppock has always eaten great quantities. VYQ heard that even as a little boy. when some one remarked about how much he was eating, he said, MINell..sir, perhaps Tm not as little as I look from the. ohtside. +++ WHEN THE LUDWICK TWINS VVERE Youmz. From the bedroom of the twin girls came the mingled sounds of loud weep- ing and hearty laughter, so father went up to investigate. What's the matter up here F he inquired. The joyous twin indicated her weeping sister. HNothing, she chuckled, I'only Nurse has given Esther two baths and haant given me any. +++ . Ht: 2m IT FOR NUTIIINtL IISome guys ain't got no heart. said the tramp to his pal. Here I bin a-tcllirf dot teller dot I wuz so Hat broke dot I had ter sleep outdoors. An' didn't tlot bring nuttiny ? asked his friend. Naw. He told me he wuz doinI de same King. and besides he had ter pay de doctor for telliny him to do it. Page Sixty-Iire

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Doctor tto 01d ladyyt'tYes, my dear Madam, those pains in your left leg come with age. Patient Ovith suspicioullb-hYes, doctor, but my right leg is just as olrf as my left, and I have 110 pains in it. +++ A tourist reports seeing the following police regulation posted up in Ireland: Lhttil further notice every vehicle must carry :1 light when darkness begins. Darkness begins when the lights are ht. +++ XYheu Miss jnues came off of night duly. this; like tilt Hew spirits Her Hut when she reported 011 Third Floor 0. H. next day, Her heart hanged down like this. '5' . + 4' One day when Miss t. who was 011 uighf duty, zuul therefore sleepy. went to the theater to see t. and found it very uninteresting. she went to sleep. She awoke with a start when the audience was very quiet, and seeing an exit light. st'artEcl up saying: t'Yes. Miss Silvert I was just going to answer itfl +++ Are you superstitious 3 asked Tuppley of his neighbor. Well, I dmft know. replied W'iutuu. Give me a case to deal with, Suppose :1 dog stood howling 011 your doorsth at midnight, explained Toppley, t'wouhl you regard it is a sure sign of death ? A grim 100k shone in the other mzufs eyes. ttYes, 1 should if the dog stayed long enough. . 'agc Sixty-vight