Christ Hospital School of Nursing - Tower Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Tm: Dmcox's MISTAKE. ISister Henderson, said Deacon Hyphers severely. I'you should avoid even the appearance of eviL ttWhy, Deacon, what do you mean PH asked Sister Henderson. HI observed that on your sideboard you have severaI cut-ghws decanters. and that each of them is half filled with what appears to he ardent spirita.n Well, now Deacon. it istft anything of the kind. The bottles look so pretty 011 the sideboard that I just filled them halfway with some Hom' 5min and furni- ture polish. just for appearances. IIThztt's why I am cautioning you, Sistelz' replied the Deitcml. I'Fecling z: triHe fztintt I heIpcd myself to :1 dose from the big bottle in the middle. +++ The professor said that if the legs of :L mzm were built in proportion to those of u heal, he could jump eight hundred feet at :1 single hound. To this :1 student replied: My ! As it is, he has been known to jump :L hoard hill. or even :15 high :15; a doctork: fee. +++ They tell us. that Dr. Coppock has always eaten great quantities. VYQ heard that even as a little boy. when some one remarked about how much he was eating, he said, MINell..sir, perhaps Tm not as little as I look from the. ohtside. +++ WHEN THE LUDWICK TWINS VVERE Youmz. From the bedroom of the twin girls came the mingled sounds of loud weep- ing and hearty laughter, so father went up to investigate. What's the matter up here F he inquired. The joyous twin indicated her weeping sister. HNothing, she chuckled, I'only Nurse has given Esther two baths and haant given me any. +++ . Ht: 2m IT FOR NUTIIINtL IISome guys ain't got no heart. said the tramp to his pal. Here I bin a-tcllirf dot teller dot I wuz so Hat broke dot I had ter sleep outdoors. An' didn't tlot bring nuttiny ? asked his friend. Naw. He told me he wuz doinI de same King. and besides he had ter pay de doctor for telliny him to do it. Page Sixty-Iire

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OUR FUNNY LANGUAGE? A sleeper isptte who sleeps. A sleeper is that 111 which a sleeper sleeps. A sleeper is that 011 which the sleeper runs while the Sleeper sleeps. Therefore, while the sleeper sleeps in the sleeper. the sleeper carries 1hc sleeper over the sleeper under the sleep until the sleeper, which carries the sleeper, jumps the sleeper 11ml wakes the-sleeper in the sleeper by striking the sleeper 1111dc1- the sleeper on the sleeper. and there is 1111 longer any sleep for the sleeper Sleeping in the sleeper on the sleeper. +++ t'l'l illie. why were you tlisohetlicnt 10 your Aunt jane? l wasn't tlisohcdient. lllOlilCllii Yes. you were. .llavenlt you been 511'i111111i11g this. afternoon ? ' Yes? iDidn't I hear your Aunt J1me tell you not 10 go swi111111i11g?', No, she tlltllft Sity that at 1111. She only came to the door and shouted, 'W'illie. I wouldn't go swimmingf And I shouldnlt think she would. What would folks think if they saw :1 woman like Aunt Jane 511'i111111i11g in the creek ?ll +++ When :1 hit of sunshine hits ye, After passing of a cloud: When a ht of laughter gits ye. A11, yer spine is feelin' proud. Dent forgit to up and hing it. At a 50111 thatlg feelinl 1111113. For the 111i111t that you sling itt HR :1 boomerang to you. +4.4. He drank the hot tears from her cheeks. Oh. what prohibition drives us to. +++- Recently a small farmer in Honduras called at a city thug store and asked for some poison 11 ith which to kill wild animals that were destroying his poultry. 011 being informed that 110 poison could be sold without a personal reeommenda- tion from the mayor of the tow 11 he went in search of that functionary and soon returned with the following note: llease give M11 XYa 11 little poison, as he is an honest man?! ' The note was signed by the mayor. Page Sixty-five

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A HIGHER SCIENCE. Ephraim JacksonthVhat you call it, when a girl gets married Free times, bigotry ?,i Rastus JohnsomwttLawsy, boy, you sutinly is ignoramus. Why, when a gal gits married two times. dot am bigotry, but when she married dc third time. dat am trigonometry. +++ She tarriving in Cincinnatit-Jtlim so tired. PVC ridden all the way from Dayton on a ham sandwich and 2111 apple. He.-J That's nothing. I rode all the way from Hamilton on the neck of 1! chicken ! +++ Has you gm :1 dark-complected man named Johnson what's been shot in this hospital? he inquired. The nurse replied that there was such :1 person there, adding, tiliut 11:95 con- vzilesciug now. Ah beg yd pardon? said Nap perplexcdly. scratching his wool. tHe's convalescing now, she repeated. tWNell, said Napoleon. If yo' don't mind, Iill set right here and wait till he gets through? +++ Mrs. Neighborhh ! saw the doctoris automobile standing in front of your house this morning. Who is sick ? Little Edwinh'Papa. Mrs. Neighbors.-J'Is he very sick ? Little Edwin.- Not yet. The doctor just started to come this morning. +++ Mrs. Edwin was showing Selma, the new Swedish maid, Hthe ropes. i'This, she said, itis my surfs room. He is in Yale. Ya? Selmzfs face lit up with sympathetic understanding. ttMy brudderis bane there. too Is that so? What year ? asked Mrs. Edwin, somewhat surprised. Ach, he bane got no year; the judge say, tYou, Axel, sixty days in yaii.y + + + FOR NURSES ONLY. '9in p231 01 91119 sq pKnoK M3101 3AA '1123 12 palm aouo Klgsoymg Pagc Sixty-Jn'm