Christ Hospital School of Nursing - Tower Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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OUR FUNNY LANGUAGE? A sleeper isptte who sleeps. A sleeper is that 111 which a sleeper sleeps. A sleeper is that 011 which the sleeper runs while the Sleeper sleeps. Therefore, while the sleeper sleeps in the sleeper. the sleeper carries 1hc sleeper over the sleeper under the sleep until the sleeper, which carries the sleeper, jumps the sleeper 11ml wakes the-sleeper in the sleeper by striking the sleeper 1111dc1- the sleeper on the sleeper. and there is 1111 longer any sleep for the sleeper Sleeping in the sleeper on the sleeper. +++ t'l'l illie. why were you tlisohetlicnt 10 your Aunt jane? l wasn't tlisohcdient. lllOlilCllii Yes. you were. .llavenlt you been 511'i111111i11g this. afternoon ? ' Yes? iDidn't I hear your Aunt J1me tell you not 10 go swi111111i11g?', No, she tlltllft Sity that at 1111. She only came to the door and shouted, 'W'illie. I wouldn't go swimmingf And I shouldnlt think she would. What would folks think if they saw :1 woman like Aunt Jane 511'i111111i11g in the creek ?ll +++ When :1 hit of sunshine hits ye, After passing of a cloud: When a ht of laughter gits ye. A11, yer spine is feelin' proud. Dent forgit to up and hing it. At a 50111 thatlg feelinl 1111113. For the 111i111t that you sling itt HR :1 boomerang to you. +4.4. He drank the hot tears from her cheeks. Oh. what prohibition drives us to. +++- Recently a small farmer in Honduras called at a city thug store and asked for some poison 11 ith which to kill wild animals that were destroying his poultry. 011 being informed that 110 poison could be sold without a personal reeommenda- tion from the mayor of the tow 11 he went in search of that functionary and soon returned with the following note: llease give M11 XYa 11 little poison, as he is an honest man?! ' The note was signed by the mayor. Page Sixty-five

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C11-11111-;11.1'r111x, Say. Doc. said the brem'ny scruhwmnaul, t'Ycr gettin' zL perty good thing out 0. tcndilf that rich Smith hay, 111113 yer ?:1 'Well. said the tltttlut'. secretly amused. NI get :1 pretty good fee. yes. Why? 'WYCH. DUC. l hpcs 311' 1111111 fergit that my Vtvilh'c threw the brick that 11 timf' +++ IX 1111: 01.1111, I felt his suft breath 011 1111' check. A1111 the gentle much of his 11211111; His very presence near me Seemed :1 breeze 1111 :1 desert 5111111: He deftly snught 1111' 11115. My 11 1:1d 110 did cnfuld. Then he broke the silence with Shall the Fllling hc silver or gold? + + + The 111111112116 0nd of :1 retract'm'. +++ lute r11 C All English student had :1 barrel of 211C deposited in his room. contrary, of course, to rule and usage. He received :1 5111111110115 to 1111111111 before the president. HSir, I am infnnned that you have :1 barrel of 2119 in your'ruomt said the latter. Yes, 511: H'cllt what explanation can you make Tm iWVhy. the fact is. sir, my physician advised me tn try :1 little -:1Ch day :15 :1 tunic. and not wishing to go to the various places where the. hcvcragc is retailcd. I arranged tn haw :1 barrel taken to my room, Indeed, and have you derived :111yhhencf1t from the use of it? 1 H1. yes, sir. chen the barrel was that taken to 1111' 11111111. I could scarcely lift it. Now I c1111 carry it easily. + '5' '1' He wiser than 11thcr peuplc if 1-1111 can. hut 1111 not tell them sof-Lm'd t'ln'xtrr- fiz'ld. + + + Luff when you are tickled 11nd luff once in :1 while anywayhjoxlt Billings. +++ Learn to go over the 1111111115 of life as if your heart had rubber tires. Pogo Sixty-fom'

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Tm: Dmcox's MISTAKE. ISister Henderson, said Deacon Hyphers severely. I'you should avoid even the appearance of eviL ttWhy, Deacon, what do you mean PH asked Sister Henderson. HI observed that on your sideboard you have severaI cut-ghws decanters. and that each of them is half filled with what appears to he ardent spirita.n Well, now Deacon. it istft anything of the kind. The bottles look so pretty 011 the sideboard that I just filled them halfway with some Hom' 5min and furni- ture polish. just for appearances. IIThztt's why I am cautioning you, Sistelz' replied the Deitcml. I'Fecling z: triHe fztintt I heIpcd myself to :1 dose from the big bottle in the middle. +++ The professor said that if the legs of :L mzm were built in proportion to those of u heal, he could jump eight hundred feet at :1 single hound. To this :1 student replied: My ! As it is, he has been known to jump :L hoard hill. or even :15 high :15; a doctork: fee. +++ They tell us. that Dr. Coppock has always eaten great quantities. VYQ heard that even as a little boy. when some one remarked about how much he was eating, he said, MINell..sir, perhaps Tm not as little as I look from the. ohtside. +++ WHEN THE LUDWICK TWINS VVERE Youmz. From the bedroom of the twin girls came the mingled sounds of loud weep- ing and hearty laughter, so father went up to investigate. What's the matter up here F he inquired. The joyous twin indicated her weeping sister. HNothing, she chuckled, I'only Nurse has given Esther two baths and haant given me any. +++ . Ht: 2m IT FOR NUTIIINtL IISome guys ain't got no heart. said the tramp to his pal. Here I bin a-tcllirf dot teller dot I wuz so Hat broke dot I had ter sleep outdoors. An' didn't tlot bring nuttiny ? asked his friend. Naw. He told me he wuz doinI de same King. and besides he had ter pay de doctor for telliny him to do it. Page Sixty-Iire