Christ Hospital School of Nursing - Tower Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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WELL Dimssian, Miss ii;1tes.!'ithut symptoms do you show when you are hilhntis? Anuntsih'mtr timgnc has :1 mat mid ynur hrcztth Cmncs in shm't pants? +++ Miss Thatcher. reading from the paper at hr'nkfzist.s lt was iitidnight in Egypt. and the Arab sat alone 011 the dessert? Mmimful YttiCC.V-3Aiii1 gee! I hope it was the tapioca puddingW + + + A duttnr stopped to see :1 patient who hudnit expected him. When patient expressed surprise. he said. i was down hurt: to see another pziticm'. so 1 just thought i'd kill two birds with one stone. +++ Dr. Clzmscn Voice ft'nm r 1:112- VVC ivon't. +++ Don't confuse Erythcnm lmlumtiun with Erythema Nodostnnv'i What suggestion can you offer 'for an overdose of Hissingefs ? MFliere :ii113t no such thing. +++ YALLnxnuz Ulijiici' Tu Hm. hYmt say this little nhjcct in the bottle is valuable ? Yes: that little thing cost me five hundred dollzirsg Lkacious! What is it?', My appendix. + 4' + Mauliltet'sonistkSuy. kids. did you hear about the man down in 19? He had lumbago and the imrsc rubbed his hack with alcohol mid thc punr man nearly broke his neck? Kennett,-iiIAinw wulliti that make him break his neck 3 Macss'WVhy. trying tn lick off tht- :Llcnhol. of course. +++- Mrs. Sparkss'WYcll. Miss Bowman. how did you Find the meat today? Pauline. t lh, quite easily. thank you, right under the end of my potatnf, Page 5i.t'fy-Hzrw

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li1-: 11111111111 HIM. WVhCrC's Dick 3 asked Dr. Crisiet' 1111011 his return from the Office 0110 even- ing. V Gone to hecL'! was his wife's reply, 'tNot ill, 1 hopcim No, I scut him 111 bed as punishment for sxt'cztringf, Swearing! Iill touch the young 715ml to SW 1111'! Hvithuttt waiting tn switch 011 the light. the angry father dashed tip the stairs to interview the culprit, only to fall over a 10050 stair rod and bump his shin against the edge of :1 step. Instantly Dr. Crisler became very Huent. and when the air had cleared sttfticient for his wife's voice to be heard from the 113111 she called to him: Hotter ccmw thm'n 111m: Cnrltnn. Fm sure Dick has heard enough for his first lesson? +++ 'tDicl you hcar about the girl on night duty that thc httemcs are so interested in watching ?'i No, who is she .3 uElla Valor. +++ Vie wish to enumerate the jokes submitted by Miss Goebcl. chairman of the 'iLocal Color Committeeh +++ There was :1 1111111 came into thc huspitztl whn 111th 1+0 Cross-cycd the tears rzm down his back,y ' hW'hut wzts the diagnosis F Iriactcriaf, nDo ymt lmtm' Nick ?'i t'NiCk who? Clinic'i Do you know 8111117l Saul who? hLysol. ++.+ Someone tnhl us in confidence, and we tell it to you in the same way. :tlmut the time that Dr. Samson fainted in the operating 1110111. H'c 1111110 hdll outgrow it. Page 5'1'J'ly-iit'o

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C11-11111-;11.1'r111x, Say. Doc. said the brem'ny scruhwmnaul, t'Ycr gettin' zL perty good thing out 0. tcndilf that rich Smith hay, 111113 yer ?:1 'Well. said the tltttlut'. secretly amused. NI get :1 pretty good fee. yes. Why? 'WYCH. DUC. l hpcs 311' 1111111 fergit that my Vtvilh'c threw the brick that 11 timf' +++ IX 1111: 01.1111, I felt his suft breath 011 1111' check. A1111 the gentle much of his 11211111; His very presence near me Seemed :1 breeze 1111 :1 desert 5111111: He deftly snught 1111' 11115. My 11 1:1d 110 did cnfuld. Then he broke the silence with Shall the Fllling hc silver or gold? + + + The 111111112116 0nd of :1 retract'm'. +++ lute r11 C All English student had :1 barrel of 211C deposited in his room. contrary, of course, to rule and usage. He received :1 5111111110115 to 1111111111 before the president. HSir, I am infnnned that you have :1 barrel of 2119 in your'ruomt said the latter. Yes, 511: H'cllt what explanation can you make Tm iWVhy. the fact is. sir, my physician advised me tn try :1 little -:1Ch day :15 :1 tunic. and not wishing to go to the various places where the. hcvcragc is retailcd. I arranged tn haw :1 barrel taken to my room, Indeed, and have you derived :111yhhencf1t from the use of it? 1 H1. yes, sir. chen the barrel was that taken to 1111' 11111111. I could scarcely lift it. Now I c1111 carry it easily. + '5' '1' He wiser than 11thcr peuplc if 1-1111 can. hut 1111 not tell them sof-Lm'd t'ln'xtrr- fiz'ld. + + + Luff when you are tickled 11nd luff once in :1 while anywayhjoxlt Billings. +++ Learn to go over the 1111111115 of life as if your heart had rubber tires. Pogo Sixty-fom'