Christ Hospital School of Nursing - Tower Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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li1-: 11111111111 HIM. WVhCrC's Dick 3 asked Dr. Crisiet' 1111011 his return from the Office 0110 even- ing. V Gone to hecL'! was his wife's reply, 'tNot ill, 1 hopcim No, I scut him 111 bed as punishment for sxt'cztringf, Swearing! Iill touch the young 715ml to SW 1111'! Hvithuttt waiting tn switch 011 the light. the angry father dashed tip the stairs to interview the culprit, only to fall over a 10050 stair rod and bump his shin against the edge of :1 step. Instantly Dr. Crisler became very Huent. and when the air had cleared sttfticient for his wife's voice to be heard from the 113111 she called to him: Hotter ccmw thm'n 111m: Cnrltnn. Fm sure Dick has heard enough for his first lesson? +++ 'tDicl you hcar about the girl on night duty that thc httemcs are so interested in watching ?'i No, who is she .3 uElla Valor. +++ Vie wish to enumerate the jokes submitted by Miss Goebcl. chairman of the 'iLocal Color Committeeh +++ There was :1 1111111 came into thc huspitztl whn 111th 1+0 Cross-cycd the tears rzm down his back,y ' hW'hut wzts the diagnosis F Iriactcriaf, nDo ymt lmtm' Nick ?'i t'NiCk who? Clinic'i Do you know 8111117l Saul who? hLysol. ++.+ Someone tnhl us in confidence, and we tell it to you in the same way. :tlmut the time that Dr. Samson fainted in the operating 1110111. H'c 1111110 hdll outgrow it. Page 5'1'J'ly-iit'o

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PRACTICE M Aims lhctuuicr. . lt was :1 dark night :11 Camp Grant. Footsteps of :1 horse wm'c heard :1ppmachi11gthrough thc glumn. Hilltl ll'hu gum; there ? hurhml the K'mukic. ttDismuuut, 711. and advance to lx- rccogniyxtl.u Thc mmi tlistnmuntcd and came over to thc ltruokic. who presented :11'1115 with :1 snap. Proceed. mmmfi he said, Ar: ltt lithnriuusly gut hack on his hurst'. tho ?mm asked: .lly the wzty. who posted you there ?.l 'lt lh. nolmtlyf' replied the sentry. l'm just practicing. + + + Tux l.1'1 1'1.11:, NINE l.l'l l'l,l':, limn'r LI'I'TIJC lxnmxs. 0n clearing the harbor. the ship run into :1 nasty. hztlf-pitching. choppy sea. which was especially nuticeuhl - :15 the ttx'cnty-Flvc passengers at the 11ptz1in's table 5:11 down to dinner. I hope that all hveuty-tive of you will h11vc :1 pleasant trip. said the captain. :15 the soup appeared. and that this little :1ssc111hly uf t11'cnty-t-0ur will be much benefited by the voyage. I look 111nm those txx-cnty-two 5111iling faces :15 a father upon his family fur I :1111 responsible for the safety of this group of seventeen. I hope that lel fourteen of you will join me in drinking t0 a merry trip. I believe that we eight are. most congenial, and I applaud the judgment which chose these three persons for my table. You :1nd I. my dear sir, zti'ew. Here. Steward, clear away those dishes. 11ml bring me the tith +++ ltSure. said 1at. 1111 Christmas murning. rubbing his hands at the prospect of :1 present. t li always done me duty. 1111y 0i always numc tn do it? I believe you, Put, said his empluycr, whu was :11 the head of :1 big trust. 11ml therefore 1 shall 111:1kc you 21 present of all you have stolen from me during the 1' 1:11'. Hr llhank your l'limurfl said I'ul. l'nn, may :1ll ym- business acquaintances treat you :15 liberally. +++ lJIT. ShanerDitl you 11 tar almut our emergency tlUWIl in Kentucky? Miss Schmuler.-T N0. was it :1 tlifhcult one ? Dr. Shankm'lt was hard to get the. womzm to consent, but finally, after we had promised to call the miuisten as she had requested. she told us that if she must be opened. she wanted to lJC opened with prayer? Pagt' SF.Ny-onc

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WELL Dimssian, Miss ii;1tes.!'ithut symptoms do you show when you are hilhntis? Anuntsih'mtr timgnc has :1 mat mid ynur hrcztth Cmncs in shm't pants? +++ Miss Thatcher. reading from the paper at hr'nkfzist.s lt was iitidnight in Egypt. and the Arab sat alone 011 the dessert? Mmimful YttiCC.V-3Aiii1 gee! I hope it was the tapioca puddingW + + + A duttnr stopped to see :1 patient who hudnit expected him. When patient expressed surprise. he said. i was down hurt: to see another pziticm'. so 1 just thought i'd kill two birds with one stone. +++ Dr. Clzmscn Voice ft'nm r 1:112- VVC ivon't. +++ Don't confuse Erythcnm lmlumtiun with Erythema Nodostnnv'i What suggestion can you offer 'for an overdose of Hissingefs ? MFliere :ii113t no such thing. +++ YALLnxnuz Ulijiici' Tu Hm. hYmt say this little nhjcct in the bottle is valuable ? Yes: that little thing cost me five hundred dollzirsg Lkacious! What is it?', My appendix. + 4' + Mauliltet'sonistkSuy. kids. did you hear about the man down in 19? He had lumbago and the imrsc rubbed his hack with alcohol mid thc punr man nearly broke his neck? Kennett,-iiIAinw wulliti that make him break his neck 3 Macss'WVhy. trying tn lick off tht- :Llcnhol. of course. +++- Mrs. Sparkss'WYcll. Miss Bowman. how did you Find the meat today? Pauline. t lh, quite easily. thank you, right under the end of my potatnf, Page 5i.t'fy-Hzrw