Christ Hospital School of Nursing - Tower Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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mm H... STIMULANTS AND HYPNOTICS Today, then. let us not be told That you are gray, and I grown old, Nor think 011 approaching ills, Nor talk of spectacles and pills ; Tomorrow will be time enough To hear such mortifying stuff. +++- Dnan AT HIS Pom; .Dr. Tucker owned a Germzm-made watch, which recently refused to run, so he took it to the jeweler. He made :1 post-mortem examination, and when Dr. Tucker called for the verdict his watch was handed to him with n. piece of crepe tied to it. No hope, was the 111011111in verdict of the jeweler. WVhatis the matter ?,i asked Dr. Tucker, alarmed. Found a cockroach inside? HThafs what plugged up the works, eh iiNof, replied the jeweler. The cockroach had been keeping the thing going, but he died at his post? 3!! +++ THE joy 0F Tm: CHASE. A burglar who had entered Dr. Colteris home at midnight was disturbed by the waking 0f the occupant of the room he was in. Drawing his knife, he said: hIf you stir you are a dead man! Pm hunting for money. . 4:1: me get up and strike :1 light. said Dr. Colter. mid 1,11 hunt with you? +++ PEACE AT ANY PRICE. What's the shape of the earth ? asked the teachcn calling suddenly upon Willie. ' Round? How do you know itis round? iiAIrightf' said XVillie. ttitis square then, I doft want to start any argument about it? Page Sixty

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PRACTICE M Aims lhctuuicr. . lt was :1 dark night :11 Camp Grant. Footsteps of :1 horse wm'c heard :1ppmachi11gthrough thc glumn. Hilltl ll'hu gum; there ? hurhml the K'mukic. ttDismuuut, 711. and advance to lx- rccogniyxtl.u Thc mmi tlistnmuntcd and came over to thc ltruokic. who presented :11'1115 with :1 snap. Proceed. mmmfi he said, Ar: ltt lithnriuusly gut hack on his hurst'. tho ?mm asked: .lly the wzty. who posted you there ?.l 'lt lh. nolmtlyf' replied the sentry. l'm just practicing. + + + Tux l.1'1 1'1.11:, NINE l.l'l l'l,l':, limn'r LI'I'TIJC lxnmxs. 0n clearing the harbor. the ship run into :1 nasty. hztlf-pitching. choppy sea. which was especially nuticeuhl - :15 the ttx'cnty-Flvc passengers at the 11ptz1in's table 5:11 down to dinner. I hope that all hveuty-tive of you will h11vc :1 pleasant trip. said the captain. :15 the soup appeared. and that this little :1ssc111hly uf t11'cnty-t-0ur will be much benefited by the voyage. I look 111nm those txx-cnty-two 5111iling faces :15 a father upon his family fur I :1111 responsible for the safety of this group of seventeen. I hope that lel fourteen of you will join me in drinking t0 a merry trip. I believe that we eight are. most congenial, and I applaud the judgment which chose these three persons for my table. You :1nd I. my dear sir, zti'ew. Here. Steward, clear away those dishes. 11ml bring me the tith +++ ltSure. said 1at. 1111 Christmas murning. rubbing his hands at the prospect of :1 present. t li always done me duty. 1111y 0i always numc tn do it? I believe you, Put, said his empluycr, whu was :11 the head of :1 big trust. 11ml therefore 1 shall 111:1kc you 21 present of all you have stolen from me during the 1' 1:11'. Hr llhank your l'limurfl said I'ul. l'nn, may :1ll ym- business acquaintances treat you :15 liberally. +++ lJIT. ShanerDitl you 11 tar almut our emergency tlUWIl in Kentucky? Miss Schmuler.-T N0. was it :1 tlifhcult one ? Dr. Shankm'lt was hard to get the. womzm to consent, but finally, after we had promised to call the miuisten as she had requested. she told us that if she must be opened. she wanted to lJC opened with prayer? Pagt' SF.Ny-onc