Choteau High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Choteau, MT)

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She uses Sir Jon's music in treatment of cases, and also uses her own piano recording of Nut House, Here I come.' This has the effect of scaring all her patients so badly that they are afraid to get com- plexes and all of those things. We shall call for a speech shortly from the honorable Richard Johnson, now mayor of the fast-grow- ing metropolis of Bynum. We are sure he will have a few words of wisdom for us. (Mainly on how he made his million, we hope.) Ginger Linder, still as fickle as ever, has made noteworthy news recently by typing 300 words per minute for the head of the newly formed office of Saturn, Inc. She has also earned the title of Miss Secretary of the Year by placing at the top of a list of thousands of interplanetary contestants. That play-boy, Dennis Knaff, has finally settled down. He is now head of the department of re- search for Dow Chemical Co. and has made many earth-shaking discoveries in the wide-open field of chemical research. The former Joanne Meadows is now the head of the Dale Carnegie Corp. in all the United States and also its branches in foreign countries. She recently made headlines by performing a filibuster which lasted for fifty-one hours, fifty-nine minutes, and fifty-nine seconds. Steve Koch has also made news with his recent climb of the newly discovered mountain in Potsyl- vania. This mountain was hidden under the debris left by the Inaugural Ball of 1961. Keep up the good work, Steve. You'll never guess who is now employed as chief juvenile officer in Choteau. Anyway, it is none other than Darrell (Buck) Lowrance. His policy of Spois the rod and Spare the child works very well indeed. At any rate, he is this year's most popular juvenile officer. Our very talented musician, known to us as Suzanne Perkins, now budgets her time between taking care of her family at home and giving piano concerts in the new Carnegie Hall. She too will appear on our evening program with a few piano concertos. After such a delicious dinner, it would certainly do to tell you from where it came. It was catered, free, from the C R Drive Inn by none other than Connie and Rita. (Formerly Poore and Ramaker, respectively.) It was delicious, ladies. Rich Wilson, our most eligible bachelor, is still up in Alaska with Pinnell and Talifson. He enjoys living comfortably in his luxurious shocking pink igloo. Howard Truchot, now test driver for Chevrolet's new Rocket Drive, which runs admirably well on solid fuel, just recently developed, made it here in record time, considering the difficulty he had on the way. Three of his four rocket engines burned out enroute. He enlisted the capable service of Gary Moon, now rich manager of Standard Service Stations Unlimited. We are also enjoying the company of the former Arleen Stott, who is now employed by the Easy- Open Can Opener Co., where she tests Easy-Open Can Openers. However, with the new zip-top cans we fear for the business future of her company. David Purkett, now sales manager of the Purkett Pack-It Plant, has made his million in the pack ing industry. His slogan is - Purkett'll Pick It and Pack It. Dick Moore is now testing mattresses in a big department store. He especially likes the King Size, firm, you know, the one with all the little men holding it up. So we see that Dick’s outstanding talent for snoozing has finally paid off. He sleepily tells us he misses his work. Harold Wood was telling us he just about didn't make it here tonight because he mislabeled some wires while working on a TV set. Although his hands are bandaged, he isn't having too much trouble getting the food to his mouth. Janet Moulton, and Wini Vail haven't reformed yet. Instead of skipping classes and cutting up with the teachers, they're selling people wooden cigars and Brooklyn bridges. Bud Pedersen, with his Mr. CHS award is now Mister Hollywood. He also had to fight quite a mob to be here, we're glad you made it. Bud! Darlene Yeager is busy with her little Cody Jim and Wild William tonight so she asked to be ex- cused. Stanley Perkins, is now in a circus side show. Stan is a trick artist with guns. He also trained a couple of his father's sheep ticks. Everybody likes this act. Rich Bachmeier, last but by no means least, has finally arrived. His cries of I made it, I made it, apply not only to his final arrival tonight, but earlier this morning he was notified of his highest army rank. He finally is a full-fledged Pfc. !

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Darell Stott President foi Toni Lussenden Vice-president Carol Howard Secretary -treasurer ■ Karen Lowrance Representative John Lusty Representative Jim Arensymeyer Jennie Bouma Dana Boussard Roberta Baumgartner ✓ r Twila Burt Kelly Cannon Wayne Carlson Gertrude Clark John Connole Robbie Crocker Nancy Davison