Choteau High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Choteau, MT)

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We, the Class of 1960, prophesy that the following article will appear in The Growl in 1970. The CHS Class of 60 held its reunion at Gibson Dam because Sneak Day there was such a success. We found that each of the former seniors have had successful lives thus far: Andy Anderson and Freddie Jackson are Athletic Coach- es at Fairfield High and Choteau High. They alternate winning first and second places in basketball tournaments. Ralph Bachmeier is pulling strings to try to get out of the service. He is still irresistible to girls, but so far has resisted marriage. Kalu Russell is in the New York Settlement House. She is helping to care for some of the unfortunates which include a few former Choteau graduates. Dell Rowley decided to put his high school presidential experience to use. He is now president of the Bynum Brew- ery Association. Linda Rose, after all these years in the nursing profes- sion has finally been promoted to bedpan assistant. Fern Hughes is touring the United States this year with the Hughes Wild Horse Rodeo. Jim Seaton, now in the elevator business, has decided to go back to the grocery business because the last two elevators he built fell down. After completing 4 years of college in 3, Carol Dale is still going to school just for the sake of learning. (We thought you'd think that was funny). Actually, Carol is the leading sociologist in the United States. Mike Snyder is now spending all of his time in jail— (as jailer, of course!) We don't want to mention names, but we hear that some of his old cronies come visiting for quite a stretch of time. Gail Johnson has just released her latest novel entitled HONESTLY! Gail had to write her book in German, though, because she finally learned German so well that she forgot every bit of English. Bill (Patokah) Warneke is up in Teton Canyon starting a new Hillbilly Colony. His motto is Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. Bob Kelly did become a grass seed farmer. He devel- oped a species which grows to S height of 7 8 inch and never has to be mowed. It turned out that Bob is the class’ first multimillionaire. Julie Jaumotte now has short blond hair. She is work- ing for the FBI classifying hair in order to track criminals. It seems that she kept finding long red hairs in each speci- men. The FBI finally ordered her to shave her head. Now Julie wears a blond wig in public so people won't confuse her with Yul Brynner. Edelane Hansmann finally got the County Commis- sioner to black top the road between Pendroy and Conrad. Gerry Monkman is the World's First clothing manufac- turer to determine sizes of clothing with a slide rule. He specializes in longer shirts and sweaters for high school boys. He calls it the pulled down look. Sharon Nordahl received the annual fruit and vegetable award for her work in the De-Wrinkling Department. She has progressed from raisins to prunes and at present is work- ing on people. Luke Salmond, cattle king of Mars, is doing well in carrying on his family's tradition. He moved to Mars be- cause he needed more stomach room. Donna Cummings and her husband are running a Lonely Heart's Bureau for bashful girls. John Meyers, after a brilliant career in the boxing pro- fession, is now retired. He swallowed his false teeth. Judy Parker is now co-owner of two acres of land on which she raises quarter-horses. She says: It's not quantity that counts, but quality. Don Peters now has the biggest ranch in Bynum. He and Eleanor also own the longest of the long, long trailers. Janet Standish arrived at the reunion with the world shaking news that she finally got her driver's license. The reason: the examiner is blind in one eye and didn’t notice that Janet went through three stop signs. Buddy White, proprietor of the world famous Color Stores, proudly tells us that each store is painted a different color. He plans to start dyeing everything for sale in the stores the same color too. Jean LaRance is a professional stage actress. She de- clares that she found she could be nothing else after hearing those inspiring lines in the Senior Class Play-- Have some peanuts. Betty Sheble, since winning the award of the Nation's most talkable talker, is in great demand by all of the TV stations because if programs run undertime she passes the time away--by talking. Linda Whipple lives in South America with her husband, where he is a mining engineer and she is a miner. Lynda Cummings has achieved fame with her book of progressive poetry, containing such brilliant works as My Love is a Sparrow, Come on to My Pad, and Don’t Step on My Sunglasses. Karen Lussenden is still using the title of Sergeant Lussenden of the Teton, ” which Mr. Reed gave her in fresh- man English class. It is presently used as the name of her TV show. Oh, by the way, her burro Pinky co-stars with her. Beatrice Barton has just won an award ofhaving the best commercial on television. As you all know, she advertises bandaids on the program Have Hatpin, Will Travel. Pam Bleecker has achieved ever-lasting fame with Pam's Penny Package Prettifier - Pamodent (sold only to Martians.) Her slogan is You'll wonder where the green went, when you wash your heads in Pamodent. That glamorous new sensation on station BUNK is our old friend LOIS EKLUND. If you haven't recognized her it's because she has changed her name to Venus de Silo. David Allen, now called Fleetfoot, is the world-wide master of dancing, having taken over Arthur Murray's place. Whoever would have thought it - the way he used to .cul- tivate the girls' corn patches was painful. (Just kiddin' natually) Bob Dunckel is the owner of that famous drag strip lo- cated on our newly-discovered planet - Dimmet. It is, of course, called Dunk's Dangerous Drags, Dimmet. His slogan is Drive at Dunk's--It's the End!

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DARLENE BOADLE - President JIM CRANE - Vice President JANET MOULTON - Secretary MONA KAY LARSEN - Treasurer GARY ARMSTRONG - Representative ARLENE STOTT - Representative SHARON ALZHEIMER EUNICE ARENSMEYER RICHARD BACHMEIER BETTY KAYE BAKER DEAN BAKER MARION BATEMAN JANICE BAUMGARTNER JOANN CHALMERS