Chippewa Falls High School - Monocle Yearbook (Chippewa Falls, WI)
- Class of 1927
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PHILLIPS 00516 1 X 5 , 2 g 1 N J ' Pu' T I i J Q f M N xv ,fwiugf V I Ea w P i'f'P'wH X X 2 , f X Q 1 1 ' 1-X lv 'ft N V Q 5, XX !iQ1f'f'? ' x -T. , A- !g 1 E u E' 5,11 fi I N 'x , xxx Llgufx fuhfx + AMA W X ,fyiixv 'Ny' xygdwy N ' KX r 3 W A , 1 0 M ' xy . 3 , X ,' 3 , ' , X . j ,f A4 xx X V ,I V 5111 :N 5,1 . , A fb ,V G . 'K n- -..A T ax. V 2+ ' XQ 2 1 ' 'if X N N x M J KX rj 5. F X ,N ry XX IE ,F if X My Q X X U f X R, 'W X, ', A 1 Xwjg X Q 1 - v xx I H Af fm X + lk K pl, ll A xiii: 1- .I A. '14 g, 1 ' rg J N I amug Page Thirteen lim O 25 SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL FACULTY H. Bisel-Debate and Citizenship, L. Roloff-Commercial, I. Stewart-History, Wm. Phillips-History B. Meyer-Manual Training, W. C. Lhnstianson-Agribulture, L. Lee-Physical Education, G. Anderson- Mathefmatics I. Casper-'Domestic Science, H. Whelan-English, M. Thompson-Foreign Languages A. Romeis-Niechanics, M. Gibson-Teacher Training, H. Lyon-Science, C. O'Neil-English, B. Rufsvold- Music, O. Mills-Library and Dnu-natics, M. Ritchie-Mathematics, L. Betz-Commercial. Page Fourteen l,1 .MMMMM- .l9KONOCSlZ5 I ,y fff 5 .. S Q Q Q if Q Q: Q8 f M J fi. WW W f Y X. lj QM my eniurs Page F ifte 9110 0516 Page Sixteen I HONOR ROLL AND UPPER QUARTER OF SENIOR CLASS LESUE OLSON, VALEDICTORIAN ...,,,A........ ....fw A 93-275 ALFA Cl-IRISTIANSON, SALUTATORIAN L....... AAAA..., 9 3-103 FLORENCE THOMPSON 92-75 MARY JANE MILLARD ,,,..... ,...... 9 1-93 MILDRED SHAFER ,,... - ...,, ......A 9 1-72 MILDRED SHERVEY ,,,,,... A...... 9 1-42 JANICE LOHRIE .....,,V,w, ..----- - 91-37 FLORENCE KING ...... ...... 9 1-12 NORMAN DEUEL , 89.82 BETTY WILEY ,,....... 89.64 jean Thompson Betty Bostwicl: Elizabeth File Irene Ingersol Lucile Farnsworth Marguerite Hawkins Norman Rada Eileen Coyle Marion Wilson Loretta Ehrenberg Olaf Thorpe Leora Polanski Doris Anderson Marie Paulson Loretta Wagner Jack Zesiger i...9liO O Sl6::.: The Senior Class Three years ago we entered these now familiar halls full of expectations and apprehensions. After preparation at the Junior High, we had come to surmount the inscructive obstacles prepared by the faculty. These obstacles we have surmounted, benefited thereby, and are about to proceed on our various ways. Ours has been a conservative classg the records of the past were the guide for our future. Under the guidance of Miss O'Neil, the class has conscientious- ly chosen its officers and performed its functio-ns. The students have partaken in every activity with the same enthusiasm and logical successg ours has been a versatile class. With our membership intact and our aim unswerving, may we continue our present successes and rapidly accumulate others. OFFICERS Sophomores President .......................................... Florence Thompson Vice President .......................... .......... C arl Grimmer Secretary-Treasurer ...................... ........ W illiam Lea Juniors ' President ................. ................... ........... O l af Thorpe Vice President ........... ............................ ,I ean Thompson Secretary-Treasurer ............................ Elmer Christensen SENIOR OFFICERS President ...................................................... Leslie Olson Vice President .......................................... Phyllis Sparrow Secretary-Treasurer ........ ...... M ary Jane Millard Page Seventeen 1 r l 9K0 OCSIE Page Eighteen RUTH LOUISE AASRUD Quaint and quiet But starry-eyed. DORIS M. ANDERSON Still loving song but :loving more life of which Song is made. Girls' Glee Club 2, 3, 45 G. A. A. 25 Dramatic Club 3, 45 The Adoration 3: Monocle Stunt Night 2. 3, 45 Once in a-Blue Moon 2g Pinafore 45 Mixed Chorus 4. V ALICE ANDERSON Song and dance! Girls' Glee Club 3, 43 Agxfifallian 2, 3 45 G. A. A. 2, 3: Pinafore 43 Once in a Blue Moon 23 Glee Club Concert 35 Music Contest to Madison 3. EDNA L. ANDERSON Quips and cranks And ready wiles. Agrifallian 2, 3, 45 Girls' Glee Club 2, 3, 43 Madison 3' Mixed Chorus 33 G. A. A. 25 Monocle grunt Night 3g Once in Blue Moon 25 Pinafore CLARA C. ANDERSON Dance and song! Girls' Glee Club 3, 49 Agrifallian 2, 3, 4' G. A. A. 2, 3g Monocle Stunt 35 Pinaiore 4g Clee Club Concert 3g Music Contest, Madison 3. EDWIN ACKERLUND In his gift for silence, be has the original splainx backed off the map. Agrifallian 2, 3,. 45 Stockyjudging 4g Junior Live Stock Association 4. 1l . . 9110 O S1Z5...:.-.- AURELIA BETTNER Rare compound of oddity, frolic and fun Who can relish a joke and rejoice in a pun. G. A. A. 33 Athena 3, 43 Sec. and Treas. 43 Glee glub 23 Monocle Stunt Z3 Once in a Blue Moon Donor:-iv BIDWELL Of manners gentle, of affections mild, In wit a woman, simplicity a child. Dramatic Club 2, 3, 43 Monocle Stunt 2, 3, 43 G. A. A. 2, 3. FRANK E. BoLLoM Faster than his tongue did make offense, his eye did heal it upl' Philakean 23 Band 23 Agrifallian 1, 2, 3, 43 Or- chestra 33 Glee Club 3, 43 Mixed Chorus 43 Commercial Club 2, 33 Monocle Sturit Night 2, 33 Pinafore 43 Christmas Cantata 43 Rope tying Contest at Madison 4. l BETTY Bosrwicx The modern girl exemplified. Dramatic Club 2, 3, 43 Sec. and Treas. 33 G. A. A. 23 Athena 3, 43 Girls' Glee Club 2, 43 Monocle Stunt Night 3, 43 Once in a Blue Moon 23 Pinafore 4. Form BROWN A thump, a clatter, a shout, that's Ford! Philakean 2, 3 4' Treasurer 33 Dramatic Club 43 Boys' Glee Club 43 Mixed Chorus 43 Football 43 Basketball 43 Pinafore 4. DONALD H. BUCKLEY Ready of speech and sure of shot. Boys' Glee Club 43 Pinafore 43 Monocle Stunt Night 33 Agrifallian 2 3, 43 Thanksgiving Pageant 2. Page Nineteen Page Twenty 9110051254 ELMER CHRISTENSEN Ready, steady, sturdy, and sure! Boys' Glee Club 3, 45 President 45 Philakean 2, 3, 45 Secretary 35 President 45 Football 3, 45 Class Secretary and Treasurer 35 Pmafore 45 Mixed Chorus 3, 4. ALFA C. CHRISTIANSON She has seen the mystery hid Under Egypt's pyramid. By those eyelids pale and close Now she knows what Rhamses knows. Girls' Glee Club'2, 3, 45 Sec. and Treas. 4' Dra- matic Club 2 3, 45 Sec. and Treas. 45 Athena 3, 45 Vice President 45 iMonocle Staff .3, 45 Monocle Stunt Night 2, 3,5-4' The Adoration 35 State Music Contest 3, Puiafore 45 Salutatorian. RAYMOND D. CLARK His is the spirit that achieves. Boys' Glee Club 4' Agrifallian 1, 2 3, 45 Stock Judging Team 35 Philakean 3, 45 Iginafore 4. EILEEN COYLE You are vital forceg we need you so You are challenge promise Your starry gaze and your brow of mow. High School Orchestra 2, 35 Athena 3, 4. 'IORMAN DEUEL Still achieving still punsuing . With a heart for any fate! Entered from Hannibal 35 Philakean 3, 45 Sec- retary 45 Hi Y 3, 45 Secretar and Treasurer 35 Debate 4, Leader 45 Honor lloll. LORETTA M. EHRENBERG She has depth-after four years we knew her not . 3 1 O OCSIE Luc MANFORD ELSTRAN Talk to him of jacolfs ladder and he would ask you the number of stepsf' Football 45 Basket Ball 45 Monocle Stunt Night 2. ILLE M. FARNSWORTH On with the dance Let joy he unconfined. Entered from Notre Dame as Junior5 Dra- matic Club 3, 45 Athena 45 G. A. 35 Girls' Glee Club 45 Monocle Stunt Nxght 3, 4. ELIZBETH FILE Personality Plus . Athena 3, 45 Declgmatory 35 Monocle .Stunt Nxght 2, 35 Qonst1tut1on.Oratxon 25 Lxbrary Board 45 W1ll o' the W1sp 5 Thanksgwing Program 35 Diabolical Circle 4. FLORENCE M. Fuzscl-I Come pensive nun, devout and pure. Entered from Notre Dame as a Sophomore5 Agnfallian Club 2, 3. I-IANNAH GEIGER Hamekeeping hearts are happiest. WALTER GERNETZKY Describe him who can An abridgement of all that is pleasant in man. Entered as a Senior from Columbus, Wis. Page Twenty-One 111 l , 9K0 0816 Page Twenty-Two ELLEN C. GREGORSON . As mild as sumrrier and as Winsome too ALICE GRIFFIN Q The distinctiori of being different is mine. Agrifallian 4. V ABEL HAGEN For the apparel oft proclaims the man Boys' Glee Club 2, 45 Football 3, 45 Monocle Stunt 35 Pinafore 45 Once In a Blue Moon 3. MARGARET E. HANSOF I ree diver: starr in the firmamentf' G, A. A. 2, 35 Glee.Club 45 Monocle Stunt 25 Pmafore 4. ROLAND M. HANSON We never bavei a notion what this felloni next will do. Monocle Stunt Night 35 Commercial Club 25 Thanksgiving Pageant 3. MARGUERITE E. I-IAWKINS Where'er :he turns the Grace: homage I7 pay. Once in a Blue Modn 25 Christmas Pageant Z5 Girls' Glee Cluiu 22 35 Th8l'lkSKlVl11h Page- ant Z, 35 G. A. . 5 Athena 3, 45 onocle Stunt Z, 35 Agrifallian 4. O OCSI6 IRENE INGERSOLL No padlock, bolt or bars Can reserve a maiden as well as her own reserve. At he na 4. ' RosE C. JASPER When you do dance I wish you a wave of the sea That you might ever do nothing but that. G. A. A. Z5 Agritallian 3, 45 Monocle Stunt 3. DOROTHY G. Juno A paradox-Neither hard to look at nor to listen tof, Dramatic Club 2, 3, 45 Sec. and Treas. 35 Girls' Glee Club 2, 3 45 G. A. A. 2, 35 Executive Board 35 beclamatory 2, 3, 45 Pep Committee 45 Debate Team Z, 3, 45 National Forensic League 2, 3 45 Sec. and Treas. of Local Chapter 3, 45 Monocle Staff 3, 45 Pinafore 45 Once in a Blue Moon 25 Monocle Stunt Night 2, 35 The Romancers 3. LYLE KAMP Who e'er excells in what We prize Appears a hero in our eyes. Basketball 2, 3, 45 Football 3, 4. FLORENCE KING I would go on and if when I am done I stand one least step nearer to the sun I shall not weep because the valley gleams Less beautiful than all my sky kissed dreamsf' Girls' Glee Club 2, 3, 45 Pep Committee 25 Once In a Blue Moon 25 Monocle Stunt Night Z, 3, 45 Dramatic Club 3, 45 Athena 3, 45 President 45 Pmafore 45 Mixed Chorus F Hllonocle Staff 45 The Adoration 35 Honor 0 . ADELIA M. LACINA , Amiable and appealing. Agrifallian 4. Page Twenty-Three 1 4 I Page Twenty-Four l 9K0 09.6 ROBERT LAIRD I rattle my weapons I call and call But nothing happens-nothing at all. Boys' Glee Club 2, 3, 43 Mixed Chorus 43 Stock Judging 2, 3, Agrifallian 2, 3, 43 Piuafnre 4. WILLIAM L. LEA A rakish stick a tipsy hat A manner blithe and debonair. Dramatic Club Z, 3, 45 Boys' Glee Club 35 Secretary and Treasuner 2. THOMAS LEKVIN Who shall call his dreams fallacious? GEORGE A. LEMKE Soldier rest, thy warfare o'er Sleep the sleep that knows no waking. Agrifallian 3, 45 Stock Judging 4. ERNEST LIDDELL This maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and he loved by me. Boys' Glee Club 2, 3, 45 Sec. and Treas. 4, Agrifallian Club 1, 2, 3, 43 Commercial Club 25 Monocle Stunt Night 2, 3, 4g Orches- tra 3g Once In a Blue Moon 33 Miss Cherry Blossom 2, Pinafore,4g Football 2, 3, 43 giaiketball 2, 3, Track 25 Mixed Chorus 2, JANICE Lol-IRIE Dreams in their development have breath And tears, and tortures, and the touch of joy. Dramatic Club 2, 3, 4' Vice Pres. Girls' mee Club 4, Athena 4- G. A. A. 2, 3g Library Board 45 Monocle Stunt Niglt 2, 3, 4, Pmafore 43 The Romancers 3g eclamatory, 3, 4, Honor Roll. O OCSl6..? JEANETTE I. LYLE ff A 'vine covered cottage and a Viking embrace my ambition . Agrifallian 4. I-IAZEL M. MAXWELL A little peach in our high school grew A little peach of radiant hue. Agrifallian 2, 3, 45 Athena 3, 43 G. A. A. 2. 33 Baseball Captain 39 Once in a Blue Moon 25 Girls' Glee Club 2. EDITH MEIDER Nature did so well that she repeated the pattern. Agrifallian 2, 35 G. A. A. 2. ETTA M. Maman She will make some hearth happy. Agrifallian 2, 35 G. A. A. 3. MARGARET H. Msmn She makes no enemies. Agrifallian 4. ROLAND Msncuan His heart as far from fraud as earth from heaven. Football 4g Monocle Staff 3, 45 Agrifallian 4. Page Twenty-Five I l 3 Y Page Twenty-S ix l 9K0 0415153 , Your high school days are your great delight But ah! for mine, my high school nights! Dramatic Club 2 3 4' Boys' Glee Club 3 45 Monocle Stunt liIight,3Q Agrifallian 4g Dia- bolical Circle 4. MARY JANE MILLARD Smart, mannish, pert but feminine The color and the zyest of wine. G. A. A. 2, 3: Sec. and Treas. 35 Monocle Staff 2, 3, 45 Athena 43 Monocle Stunt Night 2, 3, 45 .Dramatic Club 2, 3' Sec. and Treas. gg uSen1or Class Sec. land Treas.g Honor o . -IESSIE MUGGA1-1 And did a knight lcome riding When you were very young? G A A 2 3g Thanksgiving Pageant 3: Girls'.Glee Club 3, 43 Adpration 35 Agrifallian 43 Pinafore 4. ' DENN1soN Nici-1oLs I have had courage to accuseg I have had firmness to chastisef' ALBERT B. NICOLAI He is a gentleman fromvsole to crown And then he is so human in his vim. Dramatic Club 3, 4, President 4g Philakean 2. 3 45 Boys' Glee Club 43 Monocle Stunt Night 2, 3g Basketball 3, 4g Football 3, 45 Pinafore 4. Vxcron D. ODELL He oft hath burned the midnight oil But never, I aver, initail! Dramatic Club 3, 4: days' Glee Club 3, 4g Monocle Stunt Night QQ Agriiallian 4. 0 OCSl?5 2 1 l l 1 Lesus OLSON i Outstanding! Philakeau 2, 3, 45 Agrifallian 2, 35 President 33 Stock Judging 23 Franklin Essay Winner 35 Debate Alternate 33 Commercial Contest 35 Monocle Staff 2 35 Editor-in-Chief 43 Monocle Stunt Night 35 Junior Livestock Ass'n 4gAClass President 45 Diabolical Circle 45 Valedictorian. MARIE Louise PAULSON Filled with love of song, and light, and all things human. Girls' Glee Club 2, 3, 43 Once in a Blue Moon 25 Music Contest 35 Treasurer 3g Piesident 45 Mixed Chorus 3, 45 Athena 3, 4. VIOLET A. PETERSON Your bounty is beyond our speaking. Agrifallian 2. LEORA E. POLANSKI She will add fullness and richness to all human contacts that she makes. Athena 3, 49 Sergeant at Arms 4. NORMAN RADA A disciple of W. C. Christiansen. Agrifallian 2, 3, 49 Stock Judging 2, 3g judging Team 35 Junior Live Stock 4: President 4. MARvxN RAND He is like a ship that at anchor rides And swings with the rising and falling tides, And tugs at her anchor-tow. Agrifallian 2, 3, 45 Boys' Glee Club 41 Foot- ball 4. Page Twenty-Seven l 9K0 OCS16 l l Page Twenty-Eight MARGARET L. RASMUS I have so many dates to keep I never shall catch up with sleep. Dramatic Club 2, 3, 43 Girls' Glee Club 2, 3, 4' G. A. A. 2 3' Pinaifore 4, Monocle Stunt zf 35 Once in' a'Blue Moon 2: The Roman- cers 3. WARREN ROBARGE The style is the man himself. Dramatic Club 2, 3, 41 Boys' Glee Club 2 3, 4- Monocle Stunt 2, 3, 43 Once in a Blue Moon 2, Football 4. I ALo1s J. SRBESTA ' He was a gallant chick to hatch Big, brown and smiling, blithe and kind. Entered from Cadott High School as a Senior. RUTH R. SEGEL There is no truer truth obtainable, by man, than ciomes of music. Girls' Glee Club 3g Orchestra 2, 3, 45 Crist- mas Cantata 3. MABEL SETHER Her song and het willing hand will make her welcqme everywhere. Girls' Glee Club 3g Athena 3, 43 Once in a Blue Moon 2g Pinafote 45 Music Contest 3. MILDERE P. S1-:Aman A touch of manner, a hint of mood She sets one's gyplsy bloodl astir. Athena. 45 Monocle Staff 45 Honor Roll. 9K0 0316 ILDRED E. SHERVEY Another reason why Gentlemen prefer Blondes. Entered from West High Minneapolis, as a Jumorg Dramatic Club 4: Vice Presigient 4g Athena 43 Extemporaneous Speakuif 3: kxiifary Board 45 Pep Committee 43 onor 0 . NORMAN SMITH A cryptic sharpness etched with something free. PHYLLIS M. Smnnow For thee old legends breathed historic breath, Thou sawest Poseiden in the purple sea, And in the sunset Iasorfs fleece of gold! Agrifallian 2, 3, 45 Athena 3, 43.Dec1amati.on 2, 33 Debate 43 Will 'o the Wlsp 35 Senior Class Vice Presidentg Girls' Glee Club 3: National Forensic League 4. ANNA STOPFER Mild surprise and gentle good nature radiate from her eyes. Agrifallian 2, 3, 45 Monocle Stunt Night 2. T1-moons Scuwsrrzan A man's a man for a' that! Monocle Stunt. Night 33 Thanksgiving Page- ant 33 Agrxfallzan 4. Bono!-uLo V. SYvnRsoN A Titian with modern alterations. G. A. A. 2: Agrifallian 2, 3, 4. Page Twenty-Nine l 'l -... 00516. Page Thirty FLORENCE L. T1-ioxvipso MIKE TARAS e The zest with which he invest: it makes life worth his living it. Entered from Cornellg Boys' Glee Club 4. True to her family's tradition She has won all o 'r hearts. Athena 3, 4' Presid t 45 Class President 29 Monocle Staff 4g Monocle Stunt Night 3g Commercial Contest ig Honor Roll. l INGA C. THOMPSON ' A dauntless soul-isweet and strong. Athena 3, 4, Sec. and Treas. 4g Monocle Stunt Night 3. JEAN THOMPSON The kid who put the pep in pepper. Dramatic Club 2 3 4g President'4g Girls' Glee Club 4' G. A. A. 2, 33 Executive Board 35 Library 'Board 45 Uunior Vice-President: Debate 25 The Romancers 35 Monocle Stunt Night 3, 43 Declamatory 2, 3, 45 Pinafore 4g At ena 4. , OLAP C. THQRPE Manliness and gehtleness unite To make Olaf just about right! Philakean 2, 3 4g vide President 43 Monoclc Staff 3, 4: Class Pgsident 3: Boys' Glee Club 3, 43 Monocle tunt Night 3g Mixed Chorus 45 Pxnafore 4h Hx-Y 3, 4. MARJORIE A. TURNERl Ah, make the most of what we yet may spend , Before we too into the Dust descend. G. A. A. 2: Agrifallialm 2, 3, 4. 9K0 05125 WAYNE E. VINCENT The strongest are the tenderest The loving the most daring. Philakean 2, 3 45 Afrifallian 2, 35 Boys' Glee Club 45 Footbal 3, 4' Thanksgiving Pageant 35 Monocle Stunt blight 3, 4. VILMA E. VOGLER Demure and unafraid. Athena 4. LoRsrrA M. WAGNER Her moods are like April's Weather. Agrifallian 45 Girls' Glee Club-2, 3, 45 Monocle Stunt Night 2, 3, 45 Pmafore 4: Glee Club Concert 3. BETTY WILEY A malady plays on my heart That medicines cannot reach. Dramatic Club 2, 3, 4' G. A. A. Z, 35 Presi- dent 35 Girls' Glee Cilub 45 Athena 45 De- clamatory 2, .45 Pep Committee 45 Cheer Leader 45 Christmas Program 2, 3, 45 Mon- ocle Stunt Night 2, 3, 45 The Romancers 45 Pinafore 45 Library Board 45 Thanks- giving Program5 Honor Roll. MARION A. WmsoN Her glossy hair is clustered o'er a brow Bright with intelligence and fair and smooth. G. A. A, 25 Girls' Glee Club 2, 3, 45 Dramatic Club 3, 45 Athena 3, 45 Music Contest 35 Once in a Blue Moon Z5 Adoration 3'.Mixed Chorus 45 Monocle Stunt Night 35 lsmafore LUCILLE A. WOLFE You smile and there's my picture ready painted! Agrifallian 2, 3, 45 Athena 4. JACK G. Zssicsn Like an island in the sea Stands his personality. Dramatic Club 3 4' Orchestra Z' Monocle Staff 2, 3, 45 Monocle Stunt Night i 3, 4. Page Thirty-One .1-11 1-.-1 0026 Page Thirty -Two ,lll ..i1 CHIPPEWA FALLS SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL ENTRANCE - i-QLDKO OCQBM-H gf f Q QQ V Qfixwpfqk' ff I, I A ...fa A f 1' U gfln 'fag If K y A 5 MLM jf! ' Jima' N 'N L KK NM' m.,A:V' T 'il ,gi . A yi WMV Ni Y '- ...l 1' A I 1 P X fi H X , 1 f X l XX MJ X' XJ f s- ! X X x f x Y v xx yi ff ' ' wx ' f , fo www , U ,I X I Xu X NMA X N ff . Sf iff 1 ' -'wwf . XX, H wf ' , , 7' 7 I N, J :avi f X m f n x I 4 rff f + N ' vw vi' gg ,' 'lv I n f ! V V ' , , f,i,,w 7 I v7 ' 'f , U I r 'I I , , A I f 1 Q cr ' li W I X 7 . fmm ,XSUIIIUFB Page Thirty-Three emo me A I VENI, VIDI, VlCl i Like Caesar, we come boldly into our High School carier. We are told our audacity is yet to be surpassed in the annals of Chippewalhligh. We con- tinue to keep our hold front even though our knees quake beh'nd it. We have entered the societies and participated with honor in almost e ery event. We saw, we see, and we still see pages of assignments iven to test our intellects. Nevertheless we seem to have survived the ord Il enough to live our days in the proper Junior spirit. We conquered our difficulties as they rose till now we tancl, the Junior class, midway between the inexperience of the Sophomores and dignity of the Seniors. Let us proclaim a festival in honor of this brilliant achievement of ours. Our class officers to date are: I 92 6- I 92 7 President ..................................... ........... J uliani Clark Vice President ................. .............. l lma Liddell Secretary and Treasurer ................ ....... M elvin Bl+lll3hd l925-I926 ' l President ........................................ Jennie Christofferson Vice President ................. .............. H ensel Johnson Secretary and Treasurer .... ............ D orothyi Kelly l Page Thirty-F our i 4 O OCSIE-.i JUNIOR GIRLS FIRST ROW-D. Lucius, P. Johnson, A. Lee, S. Leidholdt, L. Ferguson. ROW TWO-M. King, E. Close, L. Neilson, M. Durk, E. Paulson. THIRD ROW-L. Dee, I. Liddell, M. Mclntire, E. Brunstad, M. Holmes, C. Judd. FOURTH ROW-A. Johnson, H. Schoettke, J. Rummery, M. Truehlood. FIFTH ROW-V. Taylor, S. Lynn, G. Shipman, F. Gunther, I. Pierce, J. Berg. SIXTH ROW-N. Connell, H. Ness, B. Ray, C. Baltz, B. Brinkman, L. Emrish, M. Crowley, E. Stordahl. SEVENTH ROW-M. Larson, C. Shepard, J. Christofferson, R. Stillman, L. McRae. EIGHTH ROW-G. Giese, E. Ta.fel, G. Bandelin, R. Thompson, J. Maxwell, L. Flug. Page Thirty-Five 9K0 OCSIE X W, N JUNIOR BOYS FIRST ROW-L. Christiansen, E. Nelson, R. Porter, C. Leinenkugel. SECOND ROW-E. Walters, R. Mousel, S. Pauley, J. Bennett, E. Meslow, C. Jeffers, E. Ness. THIRD ROW-C. Grimmer, G. Jenkins, G. Catlin, K. Hendry, D. Bennett. FOURTH ROW-E. Mueller, M. Mercier, B. Handt, J. Hallum, P. Johnson, G. Duel, A. Kolar, R. Brown T. Hennel, J. Clark, H. Hall. FIFTH ROW--F. Nunke, I.. Frye, W. Sinette, J. Kroll, F. Chrystal, R. Liehe, R. Jewett. Page Thirty-S ix OOS1El.... ,L ff-'ixx JN ff X A E A Wk 'YY XY ff' ,J W V 1 mxN'lpAm.5f3f g f 4- ' xx X Jaw bm 1 fi waigafglxx gy 7-S 'F Ylf ' 5, 52 f 2 1 ri O mgm H fi Q 4 H ,N A ' 3 fa .Q?i'4W A cgf f fx f'Q?fLf:: 4, 12, ' 41 ,i 0 towiz--lov.: x ff'-Zi K 6- 6 ix Y 2' X1 ,, 0 O X ip, , ,W K -,xx ,O lf' W - 7-J ' ,r 0 I Y V yr. , LV it x Sbuphnmurea Page Thirty-Seven 9K0 OCQES I SOPHOMORES When we began our march on the long and difficult -highway of our Sophomore year, we visualized a seemingly endless thoroughfare of ruts, ravines, large rocky hills and even mountains, all of which we would have to conquer. We all began our journey over this highway of difficulties on the same level, but when we reached our destination, some of us were dn a higher plane and some of us on a lower plane. There were innumerable ruts which we must side-step, high rocky hills to climb, and mountains to scale. Q - As those who have previously trod the highway of our Sophomore year look down upon this struggling, battling group of Sophomores, some lagging behind, some coming slowly but steadily, and others far ahead, but all struggl- ing faithfully toward their goal, they cannot help but have A word of praise for the Sophomores. ' We have striven for one long year to reach the top of thief incline and we still have the pep to give a yell for the good old Sophomore iclass of 192 7. CLASS OFFICERS ' President .................................................. Jack Sarnpson Vice President .................................................. Albert File Secretary and Treasurer... ........ Hazel Kihsherg Page Thirty-Eight l O OCSIES SOPHOMORE BOYS FIRST ROW-C. Harley, J. Krueger, R. Sailing, R. Roberg. SECOND ROW-G. Dana, R. Holm, I. Bogan, W. Anderson, K. Crystal, H. Kollen. THIRD ROW-S. Swartz, G. Pederson, J. Connell, R. Chapek, F. Pfaff. FOURTH ROW-H. Connors, R. Shaefer, M. Buske, W. Goehring, K. Krause. FIFTH ROW-H. Varness, C. Kroll, F. Hagen, F. Myer, J. Sampson, K. Johnson, E. Langel. s1x'rx-L ROW-V. sanng, H. G. Libbey. SEVENTH ROW-E. Hakes, M. Wiley. Calder, L. Brinkman, A. File, R. Marzycki, A. Chisamore, L. Bollom, R. Mackintosh, A. Cronnick, D. McRae, A. Anderson, L. Guire, R. Olson, Page Thirty-N ine O OCQE ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ,Y- SOPI-IOMORE GIRLS ONE-M. Wright, A. Hilp, M. Lando, F. Price, L. McGill. TWO-M. King, E.. Close, E. Neilson,M. Durk, E. Paulson. THREE-F. Bushland, L. Kehnl, E. Kolstad, A. Brunner, E. Olson, F. Liddell, V. Sparks, H. Krueger, M. Bateman, M. Crane. FOUR-L. Turner, T. Plante, l. Holtz, E. Hendry, D. Wilson. FIVE-H. Webb, C. McCulloch, A. Klages, T. Hanson, S. Hanson, L. Kleven, H. Sommebfidld, A. Johnson, V. Melville, E. Close, V. Vincent, E.. Hendry, A. Robarge, L. Priest. SIX-G. Attlesay, B. Allen, E. Krueger, E. Bell, I. Melville, E. Ford, L. Hemmenway, G. Fierce, F. Kreci, G. Alvestad, E. Gladoski. SEVEN-V. Horn, R. Peterson, V. Gutwasser, l. Abrams, M. McConville, R. Klaies, L. Rowen, H. Everson, M. Hedrington, M. Verhoefen, E. Tanzer, M. Fox, E. Campbell, . Hogseth, D. Gehweiler, F. Peloquin. EIGHT-H. Kinsberg, M. Anderson, B. Matson, H. Rheingans, L. Dick, l. Nelson, B. Anderson, S. Johnson, L. Jewett, A. Laatsch. Page Forty -.l9KONOCS15 'X W e 9 A ,P W m - CCM v T114 NV M llllnll 9' I Z ' I f X ' ' f x rrf I l Qhfuanigatinng? ' Page Fort --- 003125 F XXX - X s X I 0 X. L xl I li ATHENA ROW 1-M. Holm, C. Shepard, F. King, M. J. Millard, M. Paulson, J. Lohrie, E.. Coyle, N. Connell, L. Wolfe, l. Thompson, J. Berg. ROW z-A. Lee, C. Nibbe, E. Brunstad, M. Vlfilson, B. Bostwick, M. J. Proulx, M. Sether, H. Maxwell, E. File, I. Ingersoll. ROW 3-J. Christofferson, H. Ness, B. Sparrow, B. Wiley, M. Shafer, R. Thompson, M. Stumm, J. Maxwell, L. Flug, C. Judd, J. Tompson, V. Vogler. ROW 4-L Liddell, L. Dee, L. Polanski, F. Thompson, President, H. Whelan, Sponsor, A. Christianson, Vice President, P. Sparrow, M. Hawkins, J. Rumery. J ' iw M52 I 44 DRAIVIATIC CLUB lst ROW-D. Anderson, E. Meslow, L. Meuli, F. King, J. Zesiger, J. Lohrie, E. Nelson, F. Brown. Znd. ROW-D. Bidwell, J. Hickok, E. Brunstad, L. Farnsworth, R. Porter, A. Christiansen, J. Clark, M. Wilson, V. O'Dell. 3rd, ROW-B. Bostwick, W. Robarge, J. Thompson, I. Liddell, B. Wiley, D. Bennett, G. CIRIIE, M. 4th ROW-D. Jud M. H. Trueblood, B. Sparrow, A. Nicolai, Pres. Sponsor O. Mills, M. J. Millard,- Rasmus, M. Wiley. Secy. ani Treas., M. Shervey, Vice Pres., L. Dee, S. Pauley. Page F orty-Two .... O OCSIZ5 MIXED CHORUS BACK ROW-M. Crane, E. Paulson, J. King, R- Brown, L. Meulig, E. Meslow, J. Benntth, R. Laird, M. Paulson, J. Lohrie, L. Phalen. SECOND Ijichdiell, C. Cottingham, C. Jeffers, E. Liddell, F.. Christensen, E. Ness, J. Brown, H. e , . . THIRD RCLW?D1HAnl:'lerson, L. Neilson, 0. Thorpe, A. File, J. Clark, H. Horgan, F. Bollum, B. Wiley, FOURTH Larson, R. Stillman, E. Kleppe, D. Bennett, Miss Rufsvold, G. Bollum, M. Stumn, M. Wilson, J. Hickok. GIRLS' GLEE CLUB FIRST ROW-J. Hickok, C. Shepard, B. Bostwick, F. King, J. Lohrie, M. J. Proulx, D. Anderson, M. Vervooren, C. Anderson, A. Anderson. SECOND ROW-L. Harmon, M. Crane L. Dee, D. Judd, M. Wilson, L. Phallen, K. McCulloch, B. Brink- man, M. H. Trueblood, C. Cottingham, M. Clark. THIRD ROW-M. Hanso M. Stumm, A. Lee, L. Neilson, L. Farnsworth, B. Wiley, E. Kleppe, E. Hendry C. Judxll, E. Anderson, L. McGill, A. Larson, E. Paulson, B. Sparrow. FOURTH ROW-R. Stillman, I. Liddell, H. Ness, M. Paulson, Miss Rufsvold, A. Christianson, M. Sether. U. Whetston, L. Wagner. Page F arty-Three L- 005125 .wwf 1 'M S PHILAKEAN FIRST ROW-G. Catlin, N. Deuel, H. Connors, R. Brown, K. Krause, R. Porter. SECOND ROW-L. Olson, J. Clarke, A. File, K. Johnson, J. Sampson, 0. Thorpe, M. Wiley, D. McRae. THIRD ROW-W. Vincent, E. Christensen., 'D. Bennett, Mr. Lyon, A. Nicolai, F. Brown, P. Johnson BOYS' GLEE CLUB FIRST ROW-E Liddell E Walters L Meuli E Meslow V O'Dell R Laird A Hagen. SECOND Rowiw. vankeni, M. Rand, '1v1. Mereier, E. Neeefa. chriereneen, 6. Jeffers, D. Buckley, F. Bollom. THIRD R?iWED. Bennett, C. Grimmer, T. Cooper, R. Brown, A. File, O. Thorpe, W. Goehring, . o . FOURTH ROWli7nNicolai, W. Robarge, F. Brown, Miss Rufsvold, M. Taras, R. Porter, J. Clarke. Page F arty-F our OOSl6l TEACHERS' TRAINING CLASS FIRST ROW-L. Pitsch, C. Cottingham, H. Durk, Miss Gibson, L. Phalen, R. Zinsli, H. Anderson. SECOND ROW-K. Quinlan, A. Larson, E. Fink, G. Cruse, A. Connell. ORCHESTRA BACK ROW-Mr. Meyer, L. Bollom, R. Chapek, F. Paff, Mr. Anderson. FRONT ROW-M. Larson, R. Segel, C. Johnson, S. Johnson. Page Forty-Five m 005m STUCK JUDGING Soon after school opened, Mr. Christianson, with a class of fifteen boys, started stock judging work which was continued steadily until the contest at Madison. During the six weeks preceding the contest, the corps was out studying herds of cattle almost every day. The herds on the Martiny and Walter farms afforded particularly valuable study. Finally on October twenty-seventh, Mr. Christianson selected these boys for his team: George Lemke, Edwin Ackerlund, and George Dana. Accompanied by Mr. Christianson, the team went to the contest at Madison on October twenty-eighth. They found there that seventy teams had entered the contest. The boys were put into eleven groups under the tutelage of different instructors. The stock, consisting of horses, cattle, sheep, and hogs were also separat- ed into eleven different classes. Then each class of boys was given a class of stock to judge. Thus each group of boys went from one group of stock to the next until the whole eleven groups were judged. This occupied more than half the day. Unfortunately Chippewa did not win a place, but we did acquire much valuable and enjoyable experience. JUNIOR LIVE STOCK CLUB The Junior Live Stock Club was organized in january, for the purpose of getting together the farm boys of the school, and interesting them in entering the State judging Contests, which includes judging of live stock, grain, and poultry. Meetings are held bi-weekly and work is being arranged to prepare for contests to be held this spring at the River Falls Normal, River Falls, Wisconsin, and next fall at the Wisconsin State Fair, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, also the judg- ing contests to be held at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, in the month of October l92 7. The following officers have been elected: Norman Rada, Presidentg George Lemke, Vice President, Lawrence Frye, Secretary and Treasurer. Page Forty-Six O OCSIS , x fl 'dh J Q V YC ' EFAQ sff ' f 4 Q 5 , - V, NW . -ff 'gn Ng: A m Xl' ff 9 , X W 1 . 1' X Si s M ffj WQJJQW 2-1 ur-. 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Page Forty-Eight 008125 . 1- FOOTBALL SQUAD ROW 1-Lekvin, Tackle, Hagen, Guard, Rand, Tackleg Nunke, Half-back, Clark, Half-backg Jenkins, Tackle, Vincent, Center. ROW 2-Liddell, End, Mercier, End, Swartz, Tackle, Ness, Guard, Porter, End, Bennett, Center: Rnbarge, Half-back, Elstran, Quarter-back, Christensen, Guard. ROY 3-Coach Phillips, Bushland, Tackle, Capt.-elect Pauley, End, Bennett, Quarter-back, Capt. Hanson, Tackle, Nicolai, Half-back, Full-backg Jeffers, Half-back, Coch Huber. 1926 SCHEDULE Chippewa-6 Chippewa-l 6 Chippewa-0 Chippewa-0 Chippewa-0 Chippewa-7 Rice Lake-l 2 Menominee-0 Stanley-6 New Richmond-l 7 Bloomer-2 l Eau Claire-l 4 Page Forly-Nine 911.0 OCS15 FOOTBALL WRITE-UP The football material was, this year as is usually the case, rather meager. Two letter men were all that remained from last year's first-string, these were Captain Hanson and Pauley, both linemen. Other men who had seen previous service were Kamp, Jeffers, and Bennett, backfieldmen and Vincent and Liddell, linemen. The material as a whole was not above the mediocre. The line although fairly big was green, while the backs were small mostly untried but fast. Out of this conglomeration the coaches were required to build a team to give Eau Claire a battle. The team at the opening of the season was thought to be one of the best since our state-championship crew of 1918 but old man jinx soon quelled all thought of success. The week preceding the Rice Lake game Captain Hanson was taken ill, which necessitated the use of a green man in his position. He was out of three games and when he did return he was not up to par because of his loss of weight. In the Stanley game Schwartz, our other giant tackle, was lost, while before the Bloomer game we lost Hagen, with a broken hand and Christensen with a bad shoulder. The first game on our schedule was at Rice Lake. Their veteran team completely out- played us the first half. In the second half we came back strong, making a touchdown and taking it over two more times only to have them ruled out by the referee. The final score, Rice Lake-12, Chippewa-6. The next battle was against Menominee, a team matched evenly as to weight. Jeffers and Kamp tore through their line for good gains at will and our passing attack worked fine. When the final gun sounded the score stood Chippewa-16, Menominee-0. Stanley, our next foe, would put any state normal school to shame for size. Playing without our two regular tackles, Hanson and Schwartz, we were severely handicapped. They used a line crushing game but not until the last thirty seconds of play did we yield. A penalty for holding put them on our one yard line, allowing them to score on the second play. The game ended Stanley-6, Chippewa-0. New Richmond's undefeated team was next in line. They were still undefeated after battling with us. Although both tackles were still out we outplayed them the first half the score being 0 to 0. On the initial kick-off of the second half our center muffed the ball allowing the Irish' to recover it deep in our territory. They scored two touchdowns, one on split tricks and another via the passing route. The final score was New Richmond-17, Chippewa-0. Although Hanson, thirty pounds lighter, was back in the line-up as also was Schwartz, the two regular guards now were missing. Hagen broke his hand the night before the game and Christensen wrenched his shoulder. In this game we made twice as much yardage as rhe Bloomer outfit. On the first two plays of the game we took the ball down to the ten-yard line. Bennett went around end for fifteen yards and then Jeffers went through tackle for forty yards. We were all set to score but at the crucial moment an erratic pass from center lost us fifteen yards and a touchdown. Several times we started a drive only to be halted by erratic passing. The score at the half was Bloomer-7, Chippewa-0, and the final was Bloomer-21, Chippewa-0. A week and a half of rest greeted the team after the Bloomer engagement. The rest period was devoted to working up an attack and defense for our traditional enemy, Eau Claire, who boasted over such victories over such teams as La Crosse, River Falls, and Hibbing, Minn. This game, played an Armistice day, drew a large crowd of football fans. Four 'thousand people saw the struggle, and each one received his money's worth. It was a battle royal with Chippewa playing slightly better and harder football than their opponents. We scored first when Nicolai took one of Eau Claire's famed flat passes and ran for a touchdown. They came right back and on a fumbled punt scored a touchdown. Our quarterback was injured at this stage of the game. This seriously crippled our running and passing attack. The lack Page Fifty Q A :LT-9K0 Kiel . rw- f , of capable substitutes prevented us from scoring again. The game ended with Eau Claire victorious by a 14 to 7 score, they having made another marker by a fifty yard dash around end. The outlook for a successful team next year is very bright as many of the letter men, Pauley, Jeffers, Schwartz, Bennett, Ness, and Bushland are only Sophomores or Juniors. More prospects for regular berths are: Clark, Porter, Nunke, Mercier, Bennett, and O'Connell, all luminaries of this year's second team. Page Fifly-One O OCSIES 3541 kk.. ' ' 5 . I i 2 3 1 1 l 4 A 1 I 1 i I l Q 4 E E I l r L ,,..,, WM, ,W . . BASKETBALL CAPTAIN-ELECT, JEFFERS Page Fifty-Two FOOTBALL CAPTAIN-ELECT, PAULEY - - O O Ml..-: BASKETBALL TEAM lst ROW-Elstran, forwardg Brinkman, forwardg Nicolai, forward and guard. 2nd ROW-Capt.-elect Jeffers, centerg Capt. Kamp, guardg Meier, forwardg Bennett, guard. SCHEDULE. Chippewa-22 Stanley-2 I Chippewa-I Z Eau Claire-36 Chippewa-2 I Chippewa- I 2 Chippewa- I 7 Chippewa-2 I Chippewa-22 Chippewa-I 5 Bloomer-2 3 Neilsville-I 5 Eau Claire-2 7 Neilsville-2 2 Bloomer-2 7 Stanley-I 8 Page F iffy-Three 9K0 OCSIE BASKETBALL 1926-27 With Captain Kamp and Kleckner returning from last year's quint, and with Pauley, the best natural material for a big crashing center the school has had for years available, and a promising crop of freshmen coming up from the Junior High, the prospects for a good basketball team were fine as the season opened. But in rapid succession Ramsdell and Kollen, of last years freshmen moved out of the city, Shafer of the freshmen team elected to join the debate squad along with Pauley, Kleckner became ineligible, and Kamp was taken from the squad in mid-season by an attack of mumps. In spite of these misfortunes the Chippewa five, though smallest that has ever re- presented the school, proved the best that we have had in four years, and the unluckiest. In every game played the boys were hopelessly outclassed in weight, and height, and shooting ability, but never in floor work or in gameness. With the exception of the contest at Eau Claire, Chippewa had more shots at the goal, good shots, than any of her opponents. Five games were lost by a margin of one basket with our opponents pulling out ahead 'through freak shots while the Chippewa five missed their close attempts. The fact that we lost the jump at center, on every tie ball called during rhe game, and at both backboards clearly ac- counts for the losses. One good, big boy could have turned every defeat into a win. No team Chippewa has ever had, in any sport, ever put up a more splendid fight against odds and accidents than did this year's basketball five. It is hard to go through a season and see games that seemed safely won by superior floor play snatched away in the closing minutes by the other fellow's size or horseshoe shots, without wavering and giving up hope. But the boys were tearing in as grimly when the season ended as they had been when the open- ing whistle sounded. As to the squad, Meier and Brinkman, sophomore forwards, though frail and inexperi- enced, developed rapidly, and in the next two years this pair should give a fine account of themselves. Jeffers and Bennett, juniors, probably improved faster than any members of the team, particularly on the offensive, and should prove stellar performers when next season rolls around. Nicolai was the smoothest basketball player we had, though he was forced out of position when he had to go back and take Kamp's place at guard. The latter made a fine leader for the team, directed the play well, and, until he was downed by illness, played as fine an all around offensive and defensive game as any guard Chippewa has ever had. Had Lyle been able to play the last half of the season the team would have made the tournament with little difficulty and would have finished one, two, or three. ' With four regulars back next year, some good material from the reserves of this year in Mercier and Schwartz, and some good sized boys coming up from the Junior High, our prospects are better than in years. A good deal will depend, however, on the acquisition of a big center. Signed COACH W. C. PHILLIPS. Page Fifty-Four 1 . li 1 1 5 E E E E E I It I I - 4 .S- , iz K f .- I SDKQNOCSIB...-. IJ! 2 1' ,V 4v ' muff Y e 3, xiii:--. 'ch' F oQC .' . -'mm I H-Tr. - -,A vi 1.5.1 E 1 H4557 fp s irrmrg Page Fifty-F .1..9lIO O S16 THE ORDEAL Aw, Mums, in a pathetically wistful tone, Aw, Mums, pleasel I' ll take my bath tomorrow night, if only you'll let me go tonight. The show is Harry Langdon, Mums, and he's so funny. I'11 come right home, honest. Please - - - I All the kids said it was the best show they'd ever seen, you wouldn't want me to miss it, would ya? Mums ! With a delightfully jubilant fact, I know! I've got enough money, and- I' 11 take you-. You wanta go don't you? Harry Langdon is just terribly killing. Gee, he's great. I'll take my bath on Monday night if we're going to have company tomorrow. I can stand it that long. Come on, Mums-There's a bull fight in it. Aw, please. Don't ya love me anymore? Yes, it is Saturday night and the wrangling has begun. Young brother has decided that he is defeated in one quarter but will not be-in another. Hurrahl Tonight's my night for last bath. Remember last timeg I took mine first even if I didn't want to, and besides Bud is one year and four months-and-and seventeen weeks younger than I am, and besides I'm in Junior High now and I oughta be last. Isn't Bud gonna take a bath? Well, he oughta even if he has got a cold, why, it's good for a cold. I had a terible cold three weeks ago and I took a bath in ice-water, and I'm all well now. Well, you didn't know about it, Mums, but I did, just the same-besides, Bud is littler, you know. Aw, Bud, you baby, baby, baby, couldn't take a bath, you gotta cold, baby-ba-. At this point Mums interferes and Big Brother is vociferously but successfully propelled to the bathroom where he again, while wresting himself of his sundry raimenr, laments his cruel fate. Whoo-oo, this room is hot! What do you have it so hot for? Do you want to roast me? Well, I'm pretty near fried, now and if I stay in one other minute--I'll-! J-jumping whiskers, that water is cold. I can feel my foot freezing into a mold--like in Dr. Smith's office, you know that live foot in alcohol. Yes, it's a dead-live one, honest. I asked him, and he took it out of those glass cases. What? I don't see why I'm disgusting. I know one thing I am-I'm freezing. I know it. Don't put any more hot water in or I'l1 burn up while I'm alive. No, you can go away. I can wash my own back-My ears aren't dirty! You scrubbed them-last Tuesday. You did!--and they're still clean. I wouldn,t waste soap if I were you, just washing my ears, when they are perfectly clean. They are! Go away! I can take a bath by myself-I can. I'm almost as old as Slicky Gudwaiser. Slicky don't have to take a bath-not neverl Not, ever I mean. For a space of fifteen whole minutes there is a period of utter silence broken only by the unearthly sounds which come out of Brother's soapy face. Finally, the ordeal is over, and- Say, are you trying to skin me? That towel is rough enough, anyway. I'm not a- a fish-E-eeekl You rubbed my neck right where I got hit with a baseball last Friday. Quit it!-Please! With a gurgling sigh of relief, he pulls on his wooly pajamas and sheep-skins, trots dociley to his room, and with two or three handsprings which do no little damage to his neatly made bed, he lands in the middle, and hides himself in the comfy blankets. When Mums comes in and bends over him to say goodnight , he gives her a smile of sweet and perfumed innocence and plants a big kiss on her brow which faintly suggests the fragrance of Ivory Soap. GWEN A. CRANE Page Fifty-Six --.. O OCSIZS-ml. NOVEMBER I I th On November I I, I9I8, the sun rose as it rose to-day. But the terrible difference between the France of eight years ago and the present France. Where the smoke is now curling from the chimneys of peaceful farm houses, the smoke was curling from the roaring cannon's mouth. The rifles spat, the bombs deafened the ears of the fighters with their detoriations, and the air- planes circled overhead. And then, at eleven o'clock, a shrill bugle note cut through the battle- thickened air. Peace was proclaimed. The war was ended. Democracy had won. But were men justified in perpetrating a four-years horror for the cause of democracy? Cost as it may, the war was inevitable. And the war was fought not merely to settle the future. The war was fought not for the good of the present, but for the benefit of the future generations who would profit by the firmer establishing of democracy. But the war was fought, and it is to those who remained overseas beneath crosses in Flanders fields or returned to us with blighted hopes and maimed bodies the nation feels appropriate praise is due. So on to-day the country for which they fought does homage to the boys in khaki, the boys who sacrificed their lives, their limbs, and their fortunes for democracy and the futures of others. M. BUSKE, '29 M. Buske, '29 With an eye for the future From the spring of green and blue Thru the golden glow of summer 'Till the russet of autumn was through From the mountains of Virginia O'er the mountains to the west The people came in caravans Filled with eagerness, unrest. Without thought of hardships To be endured upon the way Of the enmity of the elements Of the Indian forray They wrested from the forrest From the lands so broad and great Foundation for the city The foundation for the state. Elizabeth File OUT WEST When with sorrow my soul is laden, And my heart bowed down with woes, And my troubles are many and joys are few, And my friends outnumbered by foes- Then I pack up and flee to the West again, Where my Youth is restored to me, Where Happiness dwells, and Love doth reign, And Hope will ever be.-Gwen A. Crane Page Fifty-Seven Page F iffy-Eight O OCSIZ5 DESERT DREAMS The Desert with its shining sands And tumble weeds and cactus lands And rare young flowers in tiny bands Oh, how l love-The Desert. The Desert with its endless Space, And wide and frankly smiling face: No thing can my love erase- My heart is with-The Desert. When I am sad and bowed with care, And everything seems hard to bear, l long for a breath of pure fresh air And hie me to-The Desert.-Gwen A. Crane FAREWELL TO THE BIRDS Alone, l sit without my doorg The wee birds flit by me and soar Beyond the morning's golden light, Into a region of delight- O'er billowy clouds like beds of foam ln azure shrouds, they southward roam. Already, lie the ashen leaves Upon dear Earth, and none believes That in a cozy hollow stump, ls curled at ease, the wise chipmunk. And all the creatures of the wood Have hidden safely where they could. Ne'er looking back at this old world With poor, dear flowers and brown leaves curled With wee hearts flutt'ring in their breasts, My tiny birds are hailed the guests Of Sunny South, and take their place Among the birds of Southern race. ..... O Wifi When Knights are Bold What is it I perceive in yon cornfield? exclaimed our gallant hero whose appellation was Percy Verance and who wore a helmet on his tawny locks resembling a garbage can turned upside down, Methinks it is a red Chrysler or perhaps a rag peddler. If so we are doomed-doomed! Percy clasped his skinny hands fervently and gazed nonchalantly up at the azure sky with an expression on his face which included agony, despair, and no en- lightenment whatsoever. He clutched his worthy sword with an iron hand and glared fiercely at the oncoming foe. He drew closer to the lovely maiden at his side whose face was like unto death--so drawn and pale was it. The angels had named her May-May O'Naise, and as our hero gazed into her uplifted eyes of yellowish green, he realized how fortunate he was to have the opportunity to peer into their mysterious depths. But no time was there to muse on May O'Naise nor the eyes of May O'Naise for the rag peddler, or red Chrysler if such it was, drew nearer. When it was almost upon the shivering pair who stood on the forsaken fair-grounds, the maiden gave one ghastly shriek and swooned-but not into the arms of her lover who was busy sharpening his sword with a razor blade. She fell upon the cruel ground, upon a thorny bush, upon a cactus plant. Our hero glanced up carelessly but when he saw his lady-love prostrate upon the horny leaves of the cactus, he mournfully put on a pair of rubber gloves which an absentminded dentist had left there while painting the sunet, and clasping May O'Naise with his brawny arms, he plucked her from the prickly bed and dropped his Chinese slicker over her after reviving her with his salty tears. 'It comes-it comes! What shall I do? Ah meg Ah, woe to us! Come to my aid, oh, trusty sword! The doughty Percival nervously plucked out his eyebrows and chewed his plaid necktie. The object grew nearer and nearer but Our Hero bit his tongue and waited with grim deter- mination. May O'Naise peered out from the scarlet slicker with a glassy stare. She trembled. Our Hero reassured her and slipped her a package of Wrigley's Spearment Gum, while he himself chawed away at a plug of tobacco. We'll die together, dear, he whispered gently, and once more-and this time his look was bloody-, he grasped his jewelled sword and planted his seven-league boot forcibly upon the moss freen turf. He waited. Suddenly a cloud of dust arose and enveloped the two in the field, a laced purring sound came from somewhere in space and Percival, gazing after it through a smoky, misty veil, saw, as it spun down the highway on its balloon tires-A Mohawk Bus. Q H J ,. 4 ll I3 sg? N . is ff l' NX T Page F ifty-N me I 00316 VICE TO VISE Say listen, Red. What's this here radio bug anyway? What is that, me been workin' in the radio factory ever since I landed in the pen? Say, come off, I ain't been makin' bugs. Whatcha laughin, at? I-Iow'd I come to ask that? Well, I'l1 tell you. Y'know I got a girl back in the big burg with the morrsicker, Frenchy. XVell, me'n her always work together-I mean worked, till she double-crossed me-on the big jobs. This last one we picked out was a humdinger and all fixed swell what with her workin' in this old Major Timkin's house. What, you know the joint? Uh-huh! It's a swell little layout, all right. Well's I was sayin', Frenchy was workin' 's maid in the old goffer's house and keepin' me informed on the lay o' the land. The week before I pulled the job she sends me a map o' the library where he keeps the box I was gonna crack. In her letter she tells me the old boy's got the radio bug-which I been tryin' to find out from you what it is-and stays up late nights to satisfy it. Well, from that I figures the old gent's got some disease and is a ventriloquist. Huh? Yeh! Somnambulist, that's it. Anyhow I didn't know what the radio bug was 'n I don't yet. Well, on the night we had set to pull the job I gets there about two bells. finds the library, and jimmies in. I hadn't no more than got in the window and started flashin' round for the safe when I hears somebody whisper somethin' . I doused the glim in a rush and listens. Then I hears 'em whisper again 'an they says Come on over here from way over there. I says Who is it? N' then I knew who it was 'cause she says Mary Lou . Y' know that's Frenchy's real name. Well, I think she's gettin' pretty ritzy callin? herself Mary Lou but I came over anyhow. While I was comin' she said some more n' when I gets over a ways I says What? N' she says Good-night! I thinks she means to shut up so I did. ' Well, I turns on the flash again and blast me if there right in front of me wasn't the queerest safe dial I ever saw in all m' life. I forgets all about Frenchy then 'n starts for that dial. Well, I starts to dial the combination she'd sent me 'n I hadn't no more 'n got to the first number when somebody in that room let out the ungodliest screech I ever heard in all my life. I let go that safe dial like it was burnin' me and I gave it a twirl that like to busted the thing. Well, I figgers it was Frenchy and I starts lookin' for her to throttle her. I hadn' t done her no dirt and I couldn't see why she had t' yell like that. Well, I was still lookin' when all of a sudden the light goes on and there pointin' right at me over the top of great big safe was the meanest lookin' gun I ever saw in all my life and holdin' the grown up gat was the scairdest man in the world outside of me. I looks at the gun first n' then I looks at the safe. There wasn't nothin' funny about that safe, not even the dial. Well, I looks around and there sittin' on a table was the funniest contraption I ever saw. The front of it was all covered with doodads and right in the center was the big thing that looked like a safedial, that I'd been foolin' with. It wasn't metal n' it was numbered up to one hundred but only half way round the dial. Well, what 'n heck that was I'd like to know. Anyhow the old boy phones the bulls 'n tells 'em he's got the girl's partner. Well, who the girl was and where that double-crossin' Frenchy'd gone I don't know, but here I am. It didn't take 'em long to decide where to send me what with all my tools in my pocket an' bein' caught there. I d'know how come or what it's all about but here I've been for the last two weeks, wearin' stripes n' settin' all day in front of a vise threadin' little screws till my finger's 're so stiff I couldn't file out a dime store combination lock. N' the funny part of it all is they're puttin' them little screws in some big black dials that ain't made of metal n' are numbered to one hundred but only half way around. Well, that's that but I'm still wonderin' what that funny contraption was that had that funny dial on it. N' say listen, Red, what in heck's this here radio bug?--Robert Porter. Page Sixty O OCS16 fn 0? . ' - . VU' ' ' 'I 'li' gr M I 1 .' 9 X .... UQY' 1 ., y J! - x N-xx f lx QC ff 4 ,I K A l X Y X Qu... ' 'f P ' tfllflfllllliizz 1'- .. Rv-sfKbH'iF'!fS37 x f 5 f ,4 f f, W W1 M 3 TI ,.,,,m,vrfHffW HH H I I I f 5 1 W Y w X Q qw: -1 . O OCS16 fgqgf' ' W Page Sixty-Two L-il. HOOL SC JUNIOR HIGH I-T O OCQE-li M 'my ,fwm 1 f' --if 1 'Q Nix., E, 7, 'ffl' 7,2 f ,.,- 7 K , i 5 sf ' . i f f , . Q . K RW g 1 X, , 'Q' .,', . X X ., . Q f V . 5 li i , M if f .X . E Y aw. A xt QQ, i 3 I 3 Q It hh Nxt 3 I fi i If LAK, , 1? - ii W Y ,ff M 6. , 4 45, in I ,,. EE. 5 x 'i . ' i z ,H I , I XX Q. , ' '44 1 W , 1 V... JUNIOR HIGH FACULTY ROW l-C. Gernetzky, Printing, J. Hogan, Science, J. Davis, Mathematics: A. Slette, Manual Training ROW 2-B. Hughes, English, C. Suter, Science, G. Marshall, Latin and English, B. Gillette, Geography. ROW 3-D. Huber, Physical Education, C. Wizenberger, Domestic Science, R. Burgett, Manual Training Mrs. Vagstead, Citizenshipg L. Wiley, History. ROW 4-M. Coleman, Englishg M. Winger, Mathematics, E. Colein, English, A. Wiley, Art, C. Johnson, Penmanship. Page Sixty-Three l.-9llO OCSIEL- FRESHMAN GIRLS FIRST ROW-E. Crane, K. Moskewiltz, M. Zech, R. Minnick, M. Tallman., M. Steinmetz, F. Monat, M. Jacobson, I. Emerson. SECOND ROW-B. Walrath, L. Wood, M. Geissler, D. Goetz, D. Streeter, V. Henneman, C. Anderson. THIRD ROW-I. Kocian, L. Hanson, S. Belbeck, I. Ackley, T. King, E. Arneson, F. Foriles, D. Hingess, B. Johnson. FOURTH ROW-M. Sill, M. Christiansen, E. Carlson, L. Nowak, G. Minnick, D. Gilbert, E. Baltz, E. Doncevic, H. Jackson, E. Klages, D. Wilmot, O. Koefpke, F. Peck, D. Ackley FIFTH ROW-G. Walter, J. Vincent, E. Schoenhofen, H. Guerne, M. Holm, E. Smith. SIXTH ROW-I. Liddell, D. Peterson, O. Hart, W. Bergman, E. Wermund., M. Barrows, M. Nelson- J. Miller, R. DeMars, E. Gregorson, l. Goulet, A. Phillips, M. Jennings, G. Pluntz, M. Dillon. SEVENTH ROW-V. Giese, B. Anderl, B. Fox, H. Emerson, M. Hooner, M. Rundberg, V. Ande, C. Thym. EIGHTH ROW-R. Rivard, L. Chrystal, M. Priest, M. Lund, E. Richardson, M. Nowak, R. Johnson, M. Hill, R. Books. Page Sixty-Four M-- O O Ml ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW SEVENTH GRADE 1-H. Backus, L. Crane, R. Wolfe, l. Alvestad, D. Nalbefeld, G. Wilcox. 2-D. Elstran, K. Mandelert, L. Hartshorn, C. Hedrington, L. Phillips, G. Gilbert, J. Courneyer, G. Anderson, E. Johnson. 3-H. Hamilton, D. Strasburg, R. Henneman, V. Alvestad, D. Bergman, D. Sweeney, W. Violet, W. Jellison, F. Flint, L. Crogg, E. Carr, C. Lowe. 4-S. Ayers, E. Hedrington, M. Anderson, D. LeMay, R. Johnson, F. Brown, R. Henning, M. Kollen, H. Larson, E. Hoepner, V. Crane. 5-L. Gilbertson, D. Kempton, B. Jacobson, C. Torbenson, R. Schmidt, B. Naprasky, M. Salling, M. Hilstead, L. Ellenson, L. Olson, M. Sloane, E. Carr. 6-H. Boettcher, G. Holter, R. Christianson, G. Brandecker, C. Larson., J. Lee, G. Helland, M. Anderson, A. Seitz, F. Anderson, A. Smith. 7-A. Holmes, S. Wilson, W. Barrows, I. Christiansen, A. Findlay, J. Weiss, I. Lawrence, I. Christianson, E. Johnson, L. Larson, A. Zumberock, C. Christianson. 8-L. Melville, A. Hendry, J. Bell, L. Leidhouldt, P. Hobart, A. Arneson, F. Hoepnlen, E. Hagen, P. Dahl, B. Brinkman, M. O'Neil, M. Haley, T. Johnson. 9-D, Proulx, J. Graham, I. Allen, J. Hanson, V. York, R. Klukas, E. Lund, M. Arneson., D. Nelson. 10-M. Conell, T. Rheingans, W. Wiley, L. Shafer, N. Finstead., A. Thorne, F. Holme, L. Walker, O. Larson, L. Williams. 11-W. Larrabee, C. Hunter, J. Shoenhofen, H. Kopischkie, J. Laird, W. Schwartz, F. Priest, J. Zinsli, K. Giese. Page Sixty-Se-,en O OCSIZS 1- I JUNIOR HIGH GLEE CLUB ROW 1-N. Dodge, V. Bartlett, M. Olson, E. Fox, F. Monat, I. Allvestad, R. Peterson, H. Sinnett. ROW Z-S. Ayers, L. Sether, L. Larson, M. Nelson, E. Wermund, L. Weber, I. Kocian, M- Barrows, H. Backus, W. Brown. ROW 3-HJ Jlngfers: L. Gilbertson, R. Wiley, D. Nelson, I. Christiansen, W. Wiley, L. Schafer, S. Wilson, . nig t. ROW 4--V. Alvestad, C. Brown, E. Shoenhofen, I. Ackley, Miss Rufsvo-ld, E. Carlson, H. Anderson, F. Dukelow, H. Clink, D. Brinkman, M. Goetz, M. Schrien. The Music Department The main purpose of the music activities is not to train pupils for public appearances, but to get them acquainted with the work so that when they reach the senior high school they will be prepared to do more advanced work. The orchestra under the able guidance of Mr. Burgett, has been meeting every Wednesday night for the past two years. This practice will be useful in the later lives of the members for it teaches them unison and aims towards accuracy. The violin classes, divided into two groups, the beginners and the more advanced pupils, hold their meetings regularly on Thursdays and Fridays. ln these classes the fundamentals of violin are taught. The Glee Club contains some fine voices, some of which will eventually form part of the high school glee club. .ln this, its first year, it has made two public appearances. Most of the work done in this direction is yet in its infancy but great promise is shown by its present growth. Page Sixty-Eight i O wil. Dear Editor: Cl bl' have been asked to write to you concerning our successful Literary u . The greatest fact of importance is the purpose of the club. It was formed to benefit the pupils of junior High. We learn how to conduct a club meeting properly, how to bring business before the members and officers, and how to carry on elections in a parliamentary way. The officers of the Literary Club are elected by secret ballot. This gives us training for future citizen- ship. Those who serve on various committees benefit, also, by the experience which they receive. We are taught to be responsible for the club and its functions. The program is educational. We learn to be fair and intelligent critics, and to acquire confidence, while performing before people. The programs that are given, broaden our minds upon many subjects. The plays and dia- logues give glimpses of great men and womeng and an appreciation of the habits of many races. The humorous sketches help to develop a sense of humor. You know that any club must have rules and laws. We have the By- l..aws of the Literary Club which we observe in our own activities. Aside, from the educational benefits, our Literary Club is a source of social enjoyment, which is looked forward to twice a month by the members. So you see that our Literary Club is a valuable part of our school work. Respectfully yours, Doris Dee. The Junior Life Junior Life. The very name awakes our interest. We wonder among ourselves what it is. Can it be a school paper? Yes, but it is more than a mere school paper. lt is the result of the combined efforts of the staff, its advisor, Miss Colien, and the pupils of Junior High. It is an expression of the thoughts and feelings of the student body. lt is the spirit of the school, for in it are the hopes and aspirations of the school. ln it can be seen the steady progress of the school. And what may be the purpose of the paper? Not so much to advertise the school, as it does to some extent, but to give the students a chance to exercise their prowess in literature, art, and newspaper work, to put their feelings on paper, and to satisfy their cravings for self expression. It also gives the school a certain status and it attempts to present the true spirit of the school. An edition of the Junior Life is published every month of the school year. The subscription price for a year is twenty-five cents, thus enabling every student to get his subscription. Owing to its interesting news and well balanc- ed parts, the junior Life has a large circulation in this vicinity. Truly, one may say that the Junior Life is one of the best papers of its sort. Helen Guerne, 9A. Page Sixty-Nine O OCSl?5.-...- When yer lolin' in the 'sembly room A' laughin, an afiabberin, As if teacher's deaf n' dumb. You beter watch the corners An keep a' lookin' out, 'Cause Mrs. Davis'll get you If you don't watch out. When the A's 'r a groupin' in the hallways An a'crowiling up the stairs 'ashoutin' n' a'takin' on As if the school was theirs They better watch their lockers. An move along enroute 'Cause Mrs. Davis'll get 'em If they rlon't clear out. l1Vhen yer a-playin' in the classroom N'a whisperin 'gainst the rule N'yer head is ful o'nonsense As if there wasn't any school. You 'better keep awatchin' N'keep a'looking out 'Vause Mrs. Davis'll get you. If you don't watch out.--Mary Priest. THE A'S The A's are trying to find something to do, as they are so bright that school seems nothing to them. Howard Jeffers is tying to find 2 new method of amusing the cla:s dur n five minute periods and when the teachers are out of sight. Helen Guerne and Edna Wilcox are wishing to work somewhat harder in order to get an average of ninety-nine and nine-tenths. Marcus Schrein is trying to find a new dictionary which has larger and more difficult words in than has the school dictionary. Bill Hobart wishes that the library would soon get some more new books in for he has read most of those which are there now. i Jane Vincent is advertising for a servant to help her keep track of her books. The person applying for a job must have a good memory. i'Ben Delaney is wishing to find a good book or group of books on How To Treat Women. ,Iaunita Muelleur wishes to get a bit of advice about taking a higher course of music lessons. Whom should she get? Neil Ritzinger wishes to learn manners, as yet he has noneg Herbert Clmk is going to teach them. If any one can help these por unfortunate pupils please inform Miss Winger.-Carl Handt. Y' 1- -d - -th f Ana- ia- V cured A ancehcpfg glaenlcgjju waimrla T:-'ESG 'JOL4 . , N Lrwa Al- urn ' - ln'3aFTer . li Mlm XL 7 5 t 3 fr ,B lr If Q n G 5- - t X - .1 3, X 5. l 'B t X rp-YY 4 s. , ' ' Q 'YPA-ggffe' Q Wl Q t N Page Seventy 1 I 1l T O OS16 THE INDIAN AT THE GATE The Indian stands at Irvine Park, stands from daylight until dark. stands from dark till daylight too. is a guardian brave and true. He He He came from Chippewa tribe of old He A tribe of warriors brave and bold: That's why he stands so straight and tall To bid us welcome, one and all. Bonnie Lee Naprasky LATEST SONG HITS I'm Tellin' the Birds. Tellin' the Bees How I Love You.-IVIr. Gernetzky. Will You Love lVIe in December As You Do In May?-Miss Hughes. I've Grown So Lonesome Thinking of You.-Miss Rufsvold. I Love the Moonlight-Miss Lee. Pretty Little Thing-Miss Sutor. Tonight You Belong to lVIe-Mr. Huber. If I'd Only Believed In You.-Miss Marshall. Lonely Eyes.-Mr. Anderson. Fire.-Mrs. Davis. Hurrah for the Irish-Miss Coleman. Am I Wasting My Time---Miss Hogan. Are You Sorry?-Miss Gillette. l'd Love to Call You MV Sweetheart.-Miss L. Wiley. What a Man I Am.-IVIT. Sleite. Let's Wander Away.--Miss A. Wiley. That's Why I Love You.-Mr. Burgett. What's the Use of Crying?-Miss johnson. My Little Ford Rambles Right Along.-Miss Colien. A Sandwich, A Cup of Coffee, and You.-IVIiss Casper. I'm Thinking of You.-Miss Winger. Red Wing.-Miss Weisenberger. Gone, But Not Forgotten.-Mrs. Vagstad. I W Ar' divx? 551: Sheba' has-A-Svcvc-1' A Fav Sen ' -.9 or U J on, jon your-off -To kg E- - 3V 4V5ly0l4'l'Ii5' ' School- wiil-t in 'L l a yuua qghehas . Y no break I' 'qkl TX - Ygad I' 2 I . an-ie O fast' mf amor? -The f a- 4 Emi Q bsentl 39145, . . X - x k M.. - . if 4 H X E k Y- ' 11..iaaEi:I.2Q,,.-fra 77 . TQ vga fijxfn ' 5 f- J ' H V ef 2? ,Alu I 5 + Page Seventy-One l .1...9KO OCSIES I MUST AND WILL It was a Monday morning, the weather being fair That Sally and her mother went out to take the air. Said Sally to her mother and her head began to bow: I must and will get married for the fit comes on me now. Oh, hold your tongue, you silly girl, you know you are too young, Your giddy head is in a whirl from the love songs you have sung, But, mother dear, I am sixteen and that you will allow, l must and will get married for the fit comes on me now. But what shall you do, mv daughter, if you can not find a man? Oh, never fear, dear mother, for there is Ferdinand, He promised me to marry for the milking of his cow, But I must and will get married for the fit comes on me now. And if you're disappointed as many have been before? Do not worry, mother, for there are many more- There's the tinker and the tailor and the boy that follows the plough, But I must and will get married for the fit comes on me now. -Mary Kane. SPRING When the snow begins to melt, And the cocks begin to crow, When the snow-balls cease to pelt, When the March winds cease to blow. When the flowers are budding out, And the blue-bird's on the wing, When no one feels he wants to pout, Then we know 'twill soon be spring. When the fish leap in the rivers, And the waters stronger flow- Everybody riding flivvers- Then it's spring we surely know. Stewart Ayers THE BROOK The brook has awakened from its long winter nap, And awakes the old frog from his sleep, The flowers are blooming as bright as can be, Mr. Sparrow goes by with Cheepl cheep! The brook flows by fields all covered with mud, And ripples so gladly along, He sees Mr. Robin go hopping by, And singing his sweet little song. 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When was the War of 1812? Z. Who was the author of Ma- cauley's History of England? 3. What two countries were par- ticipants in the Spanish-American War? A 4, In what season of the year did NVashi ton spend his winter at Yalleynlgorge? 5. Tell about the size of the Swiss Navy. 6. In round numbers what was the duration of the Hundred Year's XVar? 7. How heavy is a two ton dum- hell? IVICTAVISH ELECTED CONSTABLE Mr. Herbert McTavish, pedigreed Scotchman, also full-blooded Eng- lishman was elected constable of Bateman by each and every person, because he was the only person in the race and the people of that city thought it only right to vote for him. TODAY Congress has vetoed the Child Labor Law, so l'ittle hope for our rescue. There has been another revolt in Uhina and the outcome will pro- bably be-no fire works for the Fourth. Rose Mary Wiley, Senator elect, on discussing the Socker Rebel- lion which took place yesterday in the gym, declares she will re- main neutral as those involved in the fistic attack were her admir- ers. Hank Ford announces that he will make a new set of self landing planes which he will endeavor to construct of fly paper. He expects to sell these to highly insured people. WELL KNOWN COMMEDIAN NEAR DEATH Bill Stumm, Bateman Comedian, Taken Ill On Stage Bill Stumm, usually known as Wm. S. Heart was taken ill last night at the Bateman Dramatic Theater while at his act. He is suffering from the first symptoms of Love and it is be- lieved to be critical. Bill who is the drawing card of the Bricklayer's Daughter will be very much missed. It has been rumored that Vilas Patraz, the self-niade man, will take Stuninfs place until he recovers. Anclerl Home Scene of An Exclusive Wedding Mr. and Mrs. Anton Anderl's home was a scene of a very pretty wedding. Their daughter, Berna- iette, was united in holy matrirnony to George Olson this morning under the mistletoe. The bride was gorgeously dressed in a gown of purple and green imported Hun- garian Burlap. The bride was at- tended by Willis Krause. Both Mr. and Mrs. Olson are well known thro-ughtout the vicinfity. They left shortly after the ceremony for parts unknown. IRVINE BEI-IM ARRESTED Irvine Behm was arrested last night at six-thirty o'clock. The pf-lice aroused him from his bed in which he was taking his evening nap. He was arraigned before Judge U. B. Kind. On his way to his home from at- tending Kindergarten at Island St. School, Master Behm swore at Miss Rufsvold's lap-dog when he was relieved of a pound or so of flesh. Miss Rufsvold declares that her dog is very indignant and charges Irvine with insult. MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT 1We do not pay for thesel .Last Saturday while eating at Jim's place with Marvin Geise, I watched him and when he wasn't looking, I stole his soup and hid it in my -purse and when he said, Katherine, your pocketbook is leaking, I felt like a fish. Katherine M. Mae Heclrington Eelected Sheriff of Coffin Gultch NVe have been notified that Mae Hedrington, usually known as Two Gun Mae, was elected sheriff of Coffin Gultch yesterday. Foffin Gultch is in Forpse County near Death Valley. 9th GRADE PROPHECY Vongo. N. S. Africa Feb. 31, 1956 Dr-'-r Yaleriii. Iilancing through the Poultry Journal of fhippewa County, I no- ticed that you were home taking a much needed rest after your long stage tour. I decided to write you before you should change your ad- dress, We have not heard from or seen each other for such a span of time I hardly know what to write, hut let us think of our 9th grade class when we went to the good old Junior High back in 1927. I received a letter from Eleanor Schoenhofen last week she is play- ing in Burgett's Symphony which is touring the world. You know Mr. Burgett was that handsome saxaphone player. Jane Vincent and VVinifred Berg- man have orgauizerlna school for public sneaking in Milwaukee and are putting out some fine orators. Besides being the Mathematics Professor at Cambridge, George Olson has ju:t written an interest- ing book entitled How to Become Famous by Putting Forth the Least Possible Amount of Effort. Of course, you know Odetta Hart is married, She naturally would be. Robert Redard has opened sever- al clothing stores and general gro- cery stores and is so successful that people tell me that he really is wealthy. Can you imagine our quiet Robert a business man? Marcus has been appointed at the head of the Hearst Publishing Company. Howard Jeffers surely showed his colors last week when he drove the three year old colt of John D., Dobbin in first in the big Ken- tucky Derby. You know he was so small and cute. Anyway, I bet he looked adorable driving as Jockey. Helen Guerne just returned from Paris where she has, for the last three years taken an extended course in art. She expects to open her studio some time next month. Francis Ness and Carl Johnson ire both on the faculty at Jim Falls. Page Seventy-Five THE BLAH STAFF For Doe Doe Doe Joe Editor Asst Editor Mr lohn Bus Mgr .l HHH Nhop Foreman Iohnny lamtor Mr lohn Harm Published every now and then Price S rculation 9 7 You know I always did have high ideals for those two studions hovs Carl Handt has bought the Swift Packing house thus, making him the biggest Sausage Man in tle United btates. Mary Kane has 'won another scholarship. This time she goes to Oxford' the result of her p0et.c ability. Donald Hutchinson has been ail- pointed Cashier of the Davis Penny Bank so I hear. I believe the rip- nointment is the result of his con- stant saving. Yes. and I neary forgot to' tell you I've been given the position as lounge inspector at the Leonard A. Thompson Furniture Vo.. pretty soft, eh? ' And so it goes! VV:-ll, as I'm at a standstill to tell you of all the Fame our Class mates have attain- ed and making the story sh'1rt. I will have to close. Sincerely, Clayton Liddell. SPRING POME tPicked up along the hall with the 8 A's broatlcastingj l Now the ground hog comes from his dee dark hole And the hgusefly sums 'round the clothesline pole! Oh, the pork chop blooms in the leafing tree And the swiss cheese sings to thc bumble bee! 1 Oh, the days are long and the nights are chill, And the Qihow hog groans in the sausage millg VVhile the wild winds blow and tom cats cry. Where the pale moon shines like a custard pie. the 3 And I sit and dream 'neath the dogwood's shade VVl1ere the chigger chirps in thc grassy glade- So I take my pen for a fishin pole And I hike away to the buihead hole. CANSWERS AND QUESTIONSB Do small cows give condensed milk? Dorothy Green. Np, condensed milk is made by trying to get a quart of milk into 1 pint bottle. Please tell me how hash is made. Miss Casper. Hash is not madeg it accumulates. P21 ge S evenly-S ix . Q.. iggzagzaagaat A -, il....lt1L iv .. ' 4 1: 'fin ... 454414 Ji' ima? , 9 P . few!! t.. , I V ..a-H gl 'if' eg, ' ..' N A A . V 'A 5 A. cn i i i Q l , 'El A i 3 I . -E S ' i l i cr' . t : : . : I 2 ' 1 ' . l I E l li l E A ' lt f 2 sa l p . . X In 7 N reg ,W I . i W as - -, -, 71 1 . U . r -i'- -' X W 4 QF V, 1 S A x v 'I' If rn f' 2 is E N S ,. I,-' ' js QM f im . Q - ffl, 1 go J41., Q b G, , T 90 A. In M Q n l Q . f l sl 'Iii If I l - V1 1: in UE. 0 I3 lo ,, r o dill, .-,greieg 1 Novel Self Starter for for the Distinctive Car Owner Operator, wishing to start motor concentrates Suns r a y s CAJ through burning glass KBJ thereby cutting string ffl, which allows revolver UD to discharge. Ball CFJ from revolver brinvs down passing eagle CED which falls into tonneau ot car. Waiting panther CJD jumps into tonneau, the extra lad in the car causes weight llell to fall on capsule of T, N. T, CID Resulting exolosion causes violent atmospheric disturbances which uns balances pail of water or other liquid CGD. Squirrel in rotary cage CKE in attempting to escape to cake. When all this has been dare owner gets out and cranks car, and desired result is accomplished. EARL'S CORNER VVe are, this week. commencing the widely known novel of Chris- topher Kolumbus which is written by the noted punster, Earl Jackson. C'hapterI Kolumbus, famous official win- dow washer for Her ma'estv Queen Izzabellah, was out for ride down Rosebush Avenue one morning with his 1914 model Ford vhen an idea came to his mind. l'Ie would do what no other honor- able citizen of Spain had ever done-he wouid rent a boat and sail across a great sea of wetness and discover the VVest Indies. Chapter II VVhen he returned tn the castle. ne ienxovcd his rubbers, rushed up thru the hall to the throne of the Queen Izzabellah. There he asked for a loan of three prisoners and 525.60 The Queen Izzabellah readily granted him this with the understanding that he was to pay 6'Z- interest. Chapter III, Now Iiolumbus, having rented a boat. installed his Ford engine in it, put uniforms on his men, was now in midsocean. His men were greatly troubled because it had been said that in this part of the ocexn the sunfish were eqjuipoed with twenty feet teeth. Cnce a man even threatened to jump off and swim back. But at last-a light I ! E-a light I ! 'twas the traffic signal at Eau Claire I I At once the men with Kolumbus jumped off and took the bus to lfhippewa. The Wild Onion School was to give a strawberry social, but on account of .the high prices of strawberries it is going to serve prunes. 9. E J Lf' N N' ,, m 1 Fryclay 13, 1313 THE BLAH ' Page Free Wel Known Labor Leader X Faith Dixon is confined to hm ,, , home with a strained hack which Ann0unCesA I Jobs For she received when she stulvlmed her some Junior h Pupils m ,I 'L I toe on the right stairs. g ,, Francis Ness has returned to his 1-- . 5:5 M 1'i9'll1fY Shoppe' at Rzxtcmnn 'V f 6 where he will engage in perfecting Rolrert Redard, widely known la- ' X X his Freckles Remover . bor leader and I. W. W. worker .' f, y, ' ' has announced after several months 4 ,if X' of calculating a list of A-1 johs I' t, ,V for some of the industrious pupils - . of the junior. High School which gl.. f K aria tl1'ge.followLngi1 l M ' . em a ar er m . oscow. , -, CT ,Q Q X 2. A hgrse doctor in Detroit. M 1 pdl I H -- C 3. Sweeping leaves from a hall f ' n tree. I I f 'ft S 4. Digesting the hole in a dough- , 1 M j s - nut. . .if y-4 6 5. Being night watchman on a F Q' sundial. ' Y6. Being captain of the Swiss w l li I . HVV. .2- 7. 'Brakcman on a stationary en- lil!! ' m gllle. v I H ul f 8. keeping the dust oft' Niagara. .wail 9. Fhimney sweep on a fireless 5.4 . viiiijl I i cooker. I lil, fr 10. Manager of an ice hnse in if -ff fmf' Africa. l llevnonstrating' Freckle Remover Local author, Doris Dee. has de- cided to start her next story soon which will lie. A Bridle For Thy 'l'ongue , which she will dedicate to Marjorie Nelson. The engagement of Erma franc and Donald Brinkman has heen an- nounced. The ring is highly valua eil thy Errnaj having lieen pur- chased at Brunstad's Dime Fount- tr. I71il'lTl?1'N Phillips declares that his way despite the fact that me potatoes arc growing fine out ycste-rday's hlizzard chilled them. Mr. Gernctzky announces that he is willing to sell his Essex car for any two sented vehicle. Any person interested in his well model- ed automobile may find him at the ,l. H. S. Print Shop during the school hours. CLASSIFIED ADS Fore Sale:--Old horse and buggy. CThe horse is twice old enough to vote.J Very good condition. W'rte Professor Jeffers, care of the Horse Institute. Fer Sail:-A hook The Joys of Laughing , by Who Can. Inquire Seal-mtzinger. N ww if f Lost:-All my school hooks, mit- tens and locker key. Finder please return to Editorial office, Junior High School. Jane Vincent. Four Sale:-All my lip-stick, powder and rouge as I have rea tired. Inquire I. L. VVanted:-A job as day-dreamer. My dreams prove true. Herbert f'link, Physchoanalist. YWanTed:lA Fair of stiltsTHonor4 able H. YB. Jef ers. V i K i W'anted:-Arbright studious girl to help me with my school work. See Tom Cooper. 11. Driving a street sprinkler in Venice. 12. Bathing suit censor onrthe Sahara Desert. 13. Keeping the grass cut at the North Pole. e 14. The humorous editor of the Congression Record. 15. Coaching a Glee Club in a deaf and dumb school. 16. The person that keeps the rivers from flowing up Pike's peak. QUESTIONS AND ANSVVERS Please tell me how I can raise n fat hog of about 500 lbs.--Mary Kane. Get a dcrrick. VVhen you open the window in a railway train what's the first thing to catch your e y e ? -Arnold Schnieder, A cinder. NVl1at is 8 and S and 8?-Mrs. Davis. Breakfast, dinner, and supper. Vl'hen is coffee like the soil?- Esther Gregerson. VVhen it is ground. In what way do cats and commas resemble each other?-Miss Hughes 1'hey both have paws. W'hy do the Spaniards want Ad- miral Dewey's picture on their postage stamps?-Miss L. VViley. Because it's the only way they can lick him, I guess. LOOK! 'lille Above Slightly VVater Damaged Slickers For Sale at S3.99?M1c Geo. Campbells fPostage not accepted! REX TO ITE! Price: Two Shows 7:30 Time: 10 and 35c Bonfire Adopted from the play Wild Fire With Marvin Geise, Evelyn Carlson and Billy Hobart A GRIPPING NERVE THRILLING PLAY TAKEN WHERE MEN ARE MEN AND WOMEN WANT TO BE NAAOCI EICIIS cIf1 SI SIHJ. Page Sixty-S even fage Fore , A TI-IE BLAI-I V Green Horns Lose to Terrors in p flgryday 13, 1313 a Tough Game FACULTY TERRORS . , OF GREENHORNS fl' X The Faculty Terrors defeated the - W Green Horns last night at the Is- QU gg land St. School Gym, the score be- 4: mg 165 to 72.2. The Terrors took n - the lead shortly after the 3rd half I I 9 0- A and stayed there through the re- U 1 D U mainder of the game. Mrs. Davis 5,3 3 an and Miss Johnson showed up won- on gg derfully as neither lost her temper ' W 0 save once when Mrs. Davis knock- I ed out the umpire and the game was called off for 3 hours while the 5 doctors worked frantically over lr, him. Dorothy Green and Evelyn .f' ., 51 tarlson were the best of the Green ' ,f Horns. It may be mentioned that - ff some of the severe critics of the SPORT WORLD upon seeing 5 E Carlson's fleetness and ability to ff,-3 offer-Jump Miss Sirtgr decl?red that if sie was a natura orn payer. Between the halves Burgett's Static Makers furnished the music, Q? ' ,v .1 Faculty Tcrrors lireen Horns N Miss Winger L. 17, ID. Green Miss Johnson R. F. V. Jennings . Mrs. Davis C. E. Carlson Miss iutciiiol G. M. Stelclametz L S iss . iey , G. . S'll ' Miss Gillette R. o. L. Chrysthl e ' atest 'C port Costume Timekeeperz- Mr. Gernetzkyg Score keeper: Miss Vag-Stadg Umpire: Joe Kleppe. ' - ' The above is a-very attractive s ort costume which when worn TO YE IVIOTORISTS The Editor Follow all my advice all ye kill- ers and you will have no troublc in life. VV'hile driving: Speed up at the cornersg don't stop for arterial highways and go just as fast as your jitneys will travel, but be sure never to sound your horn as that wears out your nerves as well as your brakes as it is not necessary to have them re-lined for the pub- lic. Be sure always to tell the police to laugh it off when you are arrested. Stephen VVilliams. -TRY- Mrne. Sutor's Growing Tonic: lt Works Page Seventy-Eight -I9 1 . by a modest person, appears very Stylish. The coat is rnade from imported Chinese burlap and trimmed with genuine rat-tail ermine and eel's skin. the dress is very dainty and gorgeous, It is constructed of cor- rugated Iava felt. It,may be men- tioned that the new republics in the Balkans are about to use this design for their flag. The low loose fitting sandals make the outfit appear more chic. The hat is imported Panama straw from Alaska. It is trimmed with weeping daisies and stagnant roses . The beautiful bob may be gotten at Dukelow's Scab Barber Shop for 45c. The necklace may be lifted from Brunstad's Dime Counter for ISC and costs. I advise that any irl about to buy this outfit shouTd consult a doctor. Miss Wiesenberger. I am in love with a homely girl who works for us, but she doesn't sem to care about me, while a aretty girl with lots of money wants to marry me. What shall I do? -Fred Dukelow. Marry the one you love and send me the name and address of the other. LOCAL SCRIBES TRIM PHARISEES What proved to be a battle royal was staged at Slette's Ball-Park last evening at 10:30 when the Scribes trimmed the Pharisees to the tune of 4 to 2. The score was tied in the 18th inning by a single by Subb, a dou- ble by Dubb, a triple by Tubb and an infield foul by Flubb in the oth- er seven runs and won the melee for the wood-carvers. Happy Hopp pitched wonder balls for the Hill Billies and let down his opponents without a hit or run. Geo. Campbell who topped the hill for the Jailbirds used his under- ground ball with great success. Score By Innings Bimbos- 92 0 0 O 5 0 0 0 - -81 Bearcats- 8 5 9 .Z 6 7 Z 9- 4 The Ask lt Service In case you are in doubt as to what is right, no matter what it may be, just drop me a note as to what is on your mind, if anything, and I'll answer it by means of my tactful mind. Enclose the question with 5 cents Knot postagel-which will cover its handling feeg then look every day through this column for the ans- wer. 19760 Common Blvd., Tilden. NYis- consin is my addressg and, -by the way, my name is Benjamin Dc- laney. Use Your Bean --Go To- HI-XNDT'S BEA ERY For Your Beans 440K W. Central St. Tel. 771-J M xx Wx C116 2 Page Seventy-Nine I 0OSlZ5-- Just to show you that our Teacher's Training girls are still human, harken to this. SCENE:-Miss Gibson's Room.-You know. Time:-Any time except Sunday night. ATMOSPHERE:-Worldly Wise. THE ROOM:-The first thing that strikes our orbs is Webster.-he thinks he's smart. The room is decorated with dancing, grinning elfs, happy, gobbling turkeys and threatening looking Santa Clauses. The tables, fthere is only onej are piled with flocks of well used, ragged books. In general, everything looks teacherfied. THE CHARACTERS:-The teachers-to-be, sitting around. And now! I l l AGNES-, with blazing eyes, clenched fists and heaving anatomy: Oh, I hate men! They always take things that don't belong to them. I'm off men for life! CHORUS:- So am I! Down with the brutesl GRACE:- I tried to use the new spelling procedure on johnny last night and he yawned and said, Say how old do you think I am, and who do you think you are? The crust. Huh, I hope I have nothing but girls in my school. LUCILLE:-combing hair with toothless comb. All I hope is that I don't get any eighth grade boys as old as myself. I'm sure I'd favor them. even if I didn't want to. Say, how does that go, Subject matter is the ways of feeling, doing- CAROL:-breaking our K. Y. Y. T. rule, Can that line. Let's not discuss school, that's all we do. Oh, yes, speaking of men, I'1l give you my valuable opinion-they're all alike except Jack. HELEN :-Clasping beringed hands and gazing heavenward-roof wardceiling ward, Oh, I wish I was a man! I'd have curly black hair, artistically mussed like Mr. Lyon'sg wear a blue double breasted coat, wide, wide floppy gray trousers and be called Larry O'I-Iara! I'd get even with men by stealing their girls and get revenge on catty women by dropping them out of my areoplane and- CHORUS:- I-lic! tweet tweet! grunt, grunt, etc. Five minute bell tinkles musically in the distance,-Cling, Clang, Ding-dong! KATHRYN:-clutching wildly at her hair, Alreadyl My Pedagogy and Professional Reviews .-oohooh-.' ' I-IILDA:-wailing, tear ducts doing their duty, I was just going to study! Two times four is nine, two times four is nine. RUTH:-assumes dramatical pose, Oh, those men, the trouble they cause. There, now see what they did-zeros for mein A hush as tired heads bend over huge volumes of knowledge. Foreheads frown 'til eyebrows mingle with noses. Wood shavings litter floor as pencils are vigorously chawed at. ESTI-IER:-with a sigh as she masters 15 plus 6, I'm so glad Friday is coming. Then I'll go home-Oh Bloomer, Bloomer, how I love thee fshe waxes enthusiasticj LEONE:- Who's that new fellow who just started school. Isn't he cute?,, Thus the last four and one half minutes are used discussing some male kid's map. MISS GIBSON- So glad to see you all studying! CHORUS:- Uh Huh. Page Eighty i-.9110 OCSIE JANUARY 4, 1932 Dear Diary: Here it is only four days since the New Year began and yet I'm far away from where I was that day. Coming over from New York I met so many who I hadn't seen for a number of years. While in the pullman I met Ford Brown. He is selling gum on the N. W. line, he always did believe in doing things from the bottom up. While in Chicago I called on my friend Mrs. Gernetzky fnee Mildred Sherveyjg she informed that Lou Farnsworth was danc- ing that night at the Rialto so we attended the performance and Lou is certainly great. After the theater we went to a very elite cafe, and you may be sure, diary, I was very sur- prized to see the name of Warren Robarge and Albert Nicolai as proprietors, Tac has as his private secretary Jean Thompson. I also heard that after seeing the movie We're in the Navy Now played six years ago, Raymond Clark, Donald Buckley, Edwin Ackerlund, Abel Hagen and Frank Bollom have joined, hoping they may prove themselves heroes. At a fashionable Modiste Shop Janice Lohrie and Dorothy Judd were trying to pick out Dot's trousseau. Janice informed me that she and Margaret Rasmus are leaving soon for a trip abroad, Janice to make an extensive study of English and Margaret of Home Economy. JANUARY 6 Diary-Since writing you last I have talked with Victor O'Dell, and his greatest ambition has been realized, he has an orchestra of his own, in which no one but himself has solo numbers. Jack Zesiger has been playing with him, but has left to join Paul Whiteman's orchestra. William Lea acts as Vic's manager. My friend, Mary Jane Millard, is showing her ability at Shorthand and Bookkeeping by teaching those subjects in the metropolis of Anson. However, there is rumor of some connection between the latter and Olaf Thorpe. I remember diary, they were always fond of one another. The two Meiders, Etta and Edith, are still fooling everyone, their close resemblance is certainly an aid to them. It seems a crime, diary, that people of ability should quit their career for matrimony. Phyllis Sparrow just after establishing herself on the Dramatic Stage, has announced her en- gagement to a Williams lad, I remember there was quite a bit of rivalry between sisters over this chap, but evidently Phyllis has won. I JANUARY 12 At an afternoon tea. today, there was a discussion of a new novel just recently out, it was written by Florence King, they say it is very good and the royalty she will realize from it, will make her quite a 'catch'. Florence, I remember, always did have a good line in our English Classes. Dorothy Bidwell was married last week to a Mr. Ernest Liddell. They are living at New Auburn, where Ernie has a filling station. JANUARY 14 Tomorrow we start back again for Chicago and then to Florida, but before leaving here I must call on Betty Bostwick, I've heard she has a very nice home since marrying that sailor lad, his name was P-? I can't recollect just now. JANUARY 15 I'm in a dreadful hurry, diary, the train is stopping here for one hour because a man, Page Eighty-One I ZH.-9110 O SIE.-.-.,.:.... Leslie Olson, the name sounds familiar, who is now one of the worthy Profs at Harvard, is giving a speech so I must attend. His subject is to be 'QHow to get Along with High School Teachers. Aurelia Bettner is now employed by the Thompson and Thompson Law Firm, Inga and Florence I think, but her employers say that unless she stops wasting so much paper, she may lose that high position of secretary. JANUARY 17 I read an article in the paper today discussing the discovery of a new flower by Elmer Christianson, it is a combination of the rose and forget-me-not, truly a remarkable flower. Following that was an article stating that Marion Wilson is giving skating lessons at Albert- ville, Marion always was fond of winter sports. While downtown today I was attracted by a large poster advertising the appearance of Alice, Clara, and Edna Anderson. in a vaudeville sketch entirely of their own origination. As the girls were always very musical I think music would be their main feature. I met Betty Wiley today, and as usual she knew all the news-she is in the millinery business. This is an excellent occupation for her because of her ability to wear hats at such acute angles. While conversing with her she said that after Tac had found that it was im- possible to win the affections of Alice Griffin, the bold and dashing Lloyd Meuli sought her attentions and from last reports he seems to be finding much favor with her. I was quite surprized to learn that Alfa Christiansen and Jessie Muggah have purchased the Snappy Story magazine and are now editing it themselves. With such a supply as both these young ladies have, the magazine should be greatly improved. JANUARY 19 Mable Sether and Elizabeth File both have high positions with the Sears-Roebuck Com- pany. Quite a coincidence Eileen Coyle is employed by the rival company Montgomery Ward. It is noticeable, diary, the way the class of '27 has distinguished itself, Lyle Kamp, is on one of the Big League Teams in New York and seems to be doing very well. JANUARY zz Now that we're in Florida, diary, maybe I can be even more successful in meeting old acquaintance, today I learned that Irene Ingersoll has nearly completed her course in nurse training and will soon go on duty. JANUARY ze I've certainly been lucky in meeting people I knew some years ago, but now I think it will end, for soon I'm going abroad. WHEN:- Will people quit joking about Miss O,Neil's car? Will Dot Judd get a haircut? Will we ever quit having Constitutional contests? Will Betty Bostwick wear her boots again? Will Miss Whelan stop giving us those fatal English tests every day? Will Gwen Crane get to school on time? Will departing Seniors stop the custom of hanging their pictures in the lower hall? Will the Chemistry classes quit making H S every day? Will the Dramatic Club meet again? Will jack give us some more jazz? Will Betty Wiley get arrested for speeding? Will Doris Anderson and Mary Jane forget to bring cookies for their teachers? Will Ione Abrams quit rolling them eyes ? Page Ei gbty-Two -li O OCS16 A Thrill I lay back in the luxurious chair which seemed made expressly for me. Soft hands fingered my hair and face. Oc- casionally a luxurious thrill permeated every fibre of my body. Perfumed cloths were laid on my face. The caressing murmur in my ear sent pleasant sensa- tions to my mind. I thought I would like to stay a little longer in the city and enjoy these luxuries. Those soft hands continued to caress my hair. I thought to myself, I'll get a ring as soon as I get back to my room. When I arose there was a white smudge on the lapel of my coat. A liquid voice said, I'll brush it off. Then, as I paid the St. Paul barber his dollar and started back to wait for my telephone call, I heard the barber say, I'll have to quit spilling that face powder. To Our Editor-ln-Chlef Under a glaring reading lamp, Our chief sits every night, The chief a thoughtful man is he, A man of strength and might A man who always knows and says And does what e'er is right. Under the burning light he sits, An-d reads thick books, and dour, 'Tis there he gets his dates and facts That make him such a powerg When he expounds his wisdom sound In the classroom's hectic hour. He goes on week days to the school And to his teachers harks He studies hard and never joins The dumbells in their larks, And every six weeks gets his card With all its perfect marks. D. McRae. Thanks, thanks 'to thee our brilliant friend For the lesson thou hast taught This is the way-no other, say? That perfect marks are bought, Not by boxes of candy sweet ' Or cookies to teachers brought! Y 1 T f f , 5 fi 1 'N i 1 X 5 I X N ' t 1 y ' I - ' X Q 1 - .- Lia ON itll -,eg gg lk Page Eighty-Three POEMS OUR READERS HAVE NOT ASKED FOR Did you ever- No, I never- Write a pome What? a pome! ' Every dumbell always tried to write a poem. I assure you its The way To say your little say In the tantalizing rhythm of a poem. - Janitor s Complaint I saw you toss your paper down And cast banana peels around, And on the floor I saw you throw Your books and pens, and pencils so- 0 Students, playing all day long, VVhy insist on doing wrong? I saw the different things you didg You always blamed the other kid. I saw you talk, I heard you call, You never did your work at all- 0 students, shirking all day long, Some day you'll sing a different song! O you that are so smart and gay, Exams are coming some bright day You'll wish you had never tormented me, And shirked. For then you'll be- O students cramming all nite long, While I'm asleep where I belong! F. King, '27 Commemoration Ode to Peggy's Car fWith Apologies to Holmesl Ay, tear her battered fenders off! And cast them on the heap, How many an ear has chanced to hear Them rattle along the street: Before them rang the children's shout, And loud the engine's roarg- This antique of our noble school Shall scatter the dust no more. Her top once rent by many a gale Her seats with springs alack, Where journeyed those who did not fear, An occasional broken backg Her curtains flapping in the wind Her .sagging paintless door- Ah, many the teachers, students and dogs, And boxes an-d cats she bore! Oh better that her shattered hulk Upon the heap be dumpedg Her rattle roused the sleepy street, And many the heads she bumped How often her screeching horn awoke The echoes with a startg And still her familiar form's enshrined In every student's heart. F. King, '27 Page Eighty-F our Change of Sentiment The first thing we see in the lower hall, Is the darned ole clock grinning from the wall' And pointing its hands to half past eight, We'll have to hustle or we'll be late. The last thing we see in the lower hall, Is the dear ole clock upon the wallg It's hands point then to five past four, And with a sigh we're out of the door. F. King, '27 Students Plaint When I am dead bury me deep. Put my English book under my feetg Put my History under my headg Tell Mr. Phillips he knows why I'm dead, Put my Physics under my chestg Tell Mr. Lyon I tried my bestg And now don't grieve. lt's no use to cry, Because I met my death At the Chippewa High. Teacherfs Reply When I'm dead as I soon shall be Tell the Juniors they didn't kill me. They only helped with all the rest. Put that boy who is such a pest In boiling oil. fIt's my last requestlj Put my class cards into the furnace They'll still say, She didn't learn us. Ah! the faculty Will envy me. Since where I go No flunkers be! Free Verse QAlso blank-very blankj fThis poetry is intended to satisfy those who believe our Monocle is not up-to-date in the publishing of all the latest styles of poetry.J The Man stood on the edge of Eternity and gazed into the All! his heart, his soul called out to The infinite Space about him- He gazed at the Miracle of the Years. The great Mystery of the ages Seared into his soul and Distended his Being And satiate-d it with the pulchritude and wonder of its Manifestation and Took him into its Adytum- and immersed him in the lore of Aes- culapius. fIf by this time the reader is not com- pletely asleep let him read it over again. A second dose never fails.J F. King, '27 -l,- - O OCS16 kg 'KX X V, xox E k....,,f 37 ,,. - 11l - x 1 U, Il H 4 V ' 'wi V! .. ,V ff Oy -1 A 1 K' ' ff QV, xi fb V331-ywk? Mavgfc Egg 1-TUE A . 0-Zizgqx X56 jf' 5 Lim EJ , ...., V ' L. ,VV gglv-4' g V f-Pvvcee 6 fy VV! 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L Page Eighty-Five INSPIRATION--ASPIRATION-EXPIRATION Among high school students there is an exuberance of ideas and inordinate ambitions, all of a soap-bubble nature and durability which, like T. N. T., scatters things high, wide, and fast and then expire more quickly on the ruins. Without inquiring or reasoning into the originality, stability, or possibillity of their plan, they start its execution. This idiosyncrasy is exemplified translucently in the infatuated imbecile who acquires that disease commonly and vulgarly termed a crush . With as unsteady a stagger as a land- lubber on a pitching vessel, he rides with an ecstatic lunacy through his days and nights. While partaking of a simple ordinary existence like any other unimportant mortal, the poor creature suddenly becomes inspired. First, it comes with an irresistable longing which is fanned into divine worship and finally, like the smallpox, comes through with an irresistable and dirgeputable force. The affected being fif he be a male, in a manner which his Creator alone can explain, seems overcome by nothing. I-Ie cares not for the existence of friends, he regards them with a gentle and caressing indifference. He dreams of great possibilities and has no envy of others. After such an affection or infection, it is but natural that in time an acidental thought should strike the poor victim. He decides that he is not good enough and aspires to be- come great, to become the greatest of all men. There is an ill-founded earnestness and vigor which drives him to his task but that same inherent weakness asserts itself and the magnanim- ous intent ebbs away to nothingness. Then, slowly, and with acute and painful observation and revelation, he realizes that the divine vision is but the perfected and conscious snaring of one of the sinister, fickle, delusive, shallow temptresses. The whole delusion is wiped away and the complete trust and belief in mankind of the victim becomes black distrust. The victim vidvidly sees the strk truth- that any institution founded on a rotten base is fallacious and worthless. His poor little heart is shattered and he becomes a sensible and useful member of society with beautiful and wholesome disgust for the whole homogeneous mass of useless creatures with their well con- cealed beauty He realizes that the apparently existent intelligence is but a surplus of aggressive non-rusting metal. With upward vision, characteristic only of himself and a like kind, he proceeds benevolently on his uncrowded path. DID YOU KNOW That Eugene Meslow says although his grandfather was a Confederate he wore a union suit? That Ruth Segel prefers short, straight hair that always gets in her eyes. She doesn't like bushy hair that never gets in her eyes? That Julian Clark is the greatest half-back on the football squad? Jokes: Gus fenkinss to M others Mamma, give me a nickel. I want to be wild! Bill: When was the War of 1812? Billy: I don't know. Psycho-Analyist: Do you talk in your sleep? Miss Stewart: No, in other people's. I'm a History teacher. Miss Rohloff: What are tenets? lone: Renters. Miss Rohloff: What is a boa? Mary fone: It's a snake. Why I enjoy vacation, because I can sleep.-Jessie Muggah. New Title: Wm. and Mary High School, Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. Page Eighty-Six i..9K0 O 516.-.:-... DEBATE SEASON The debate season began this year with an unusually large number of candidates for the six positions. The preparatory, research work was carried on at regular meetings of an affirmative and a negative squad. A preliminary debate was held to limit the number to twelve, after which the intensive work began. The twelve remaining then settled down to a period of exhaustive research during which a wealth of valuable material was uncovered. just before the holidays a final elimination debate was held and on the last day of school Mr. Bisel selected teams. The three veterans of last year's team again received berths on the team as did three new but sterling speakers. Scott Pauley, Jack Sampson, and Dorothy Judd made up our affirmative team, and Norman Deuel, Phyllis Sparrow and Robert Porter our negative team. The next six weeks were spent in writing and perfecting speeches and in delivery practice. A final feverish week of polishing followed and then the real debate season began. Our first opponents, Menominee and Stanley, fell before the red and white as did Eau Claire and Owen in the next round. In the third round Mondovi met defeat at the hands of our affirma- tive but the negative failed to receive a decision at Colby. Although no complaint was made the negative itself refused to recognize the decision as a defeat as was clearly shown by the dauntless spirit which they later exhibited. Having received fifteen out of a possible eighteen judges' votes, it now became apparent that Chippewa High was the district champion. An interval of three weeks followed during which tfme the teams rapidly rounded into championship form. On April first the negative redeemed themselves and fooled everyone but themselves by debating the strong New Rich- mond team. Fate, however, the greatest jester of all, stepped in here and removed Chippewa from the championship running, for the affirmative, as a direct result of Complications over which we had no control, suffered a defeat UQ at the hands of Iron River. The debate season now over, the six tried and tired warriors, with prodigious sighs, set their bulging and battle-scarred boxes back on the shelves, some to rest for good and some only for a year. Although these were the six who made the appearances, the credit is due equally to the original twelve, and chiefly to their coach, Mr. Bisel, who put his eager, enthusiastic, personality punch behind it all. Page Eighty-Seven 9110 OCSLZS Adam and Eva The class play selected this year was the popular Adam and Eva by Guy Bolton and George Middleton. It was given at the Junior High School, May 20, both a matinee and evening performance being given on the same day. THE ARGUMENT Mr. King, a rich rubber merchant, has a large family consisting of two daughters, an uncle, and aunt, and a son-in-law, together with two suitors for his unmarried daughter. His family nags him so much that the home is unbearable and the family plot to send Mr. King away. King discovers the plot but goes away, installing his business manager Adam Smith, as father in the home. Mr. Smith falls in love with the younger daughter and is loved by the maid. Smith becomes disgusted with the family and in order to change their lives tells them Mr. King is ruined. Believing him, they all go to work, making their home on a chicken farm in New jersey. Mr. King comes home and finds them there and everything turns out happily after going through many extremely humorous and delicate situations. THE CAST Mr. King ---- - Ernest Liddell Corinthia, his maid - - - Phyllis Sparrow Clinton, De Witt, his son-in-law Warren Robarge Julie De Witt, his eldest daughter - Alfa Christiansen Eva, his younger daughter - - Dorothy Judd Aunt Abby Rocket, his sister-in-law Lohrie Dr. Jack Delamater, his neighbor - Jack Zesiger Horace Pilgrim, his uncle - - Olaf Thorpe Adam Smith, his business manager - - - Leslie Olson Lord Andrew Gordon, his would-be son-in-law - L10 d Meuli Y 1 ' M f ' u W r- X L 'X IQ Qllw if, Wil i Wll-it if f' C' ,Ml ll .li Tlilllmlc ' llxx lily will wishll S l llqliqil 'l in XV . 'il lx, lvl!! ll ' MH Ugly! gl lil lr, Page Eighty-Eight i9KONO C516 l 1- ..-.SKU OCSI6 Sept. Sept. Sept. Sept. Sept. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Nov Nov Nov Nov. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Ye High School Calendar 6-This daye being Labor Daye, we celebrated it by clefifting from labour. 7--This daye being the firft daye of our school yeare we betoolc ourfelvef to this grate inftitution of learning and applyed outfelves diligently to our tafks. 9-This daye a committee reported great posfilbilities among the new instructorf. Oh, mye, myel 18-Upon this day of our Lord, l926, Mr. Phillipf ordered a stuffed figure, commonly called a dummy to be ufed in the training of the footballe team. We are puzzling overe the queftion as to whether or not it will be added unto hif hiftory collection. 20-It appearing that this day bebeth ye allotted tyme for our mufic periode, we care- fully filed into our proper seats and duly converfed among outfelves, which was quite in contrary to the wishef of oure minifters of pedagogy. Also at this tyme our former teacher, Misf Ruffsvold made her firft appearance before us and dexteroufly directed us in the Arts of Orpheuf. 1-We did conduct this claye oure firft animation Qpep-Editorls notej meeting at which we were honored by an adref frome Mr. Bifel which was extremely gratifying to oure ears. 6-Greatly to oure astonishment this morning, we beheld several of our beft feminine students clad in the apparel such as ufed to grace the forms of oure great-grand mothers yearf ago. Later it was revealed to our confufed senfes that they were Athena memberf-elect passing through the deadly effects of initiation. 8-Upon this beautiful daye, we did hold and conduct a second pep meeting at which we were immefly entertained by a speech frome Misf Stewarte. 9-We were extremely gratified to find that our football team met in conflict with the men frome Menomonie and befted them in a fair and honorable manner. 18-This daye being verry satiffactory in regarde to the state of temperature and at- mofpheric conditions, the serious Philalceans traversed the diftance of several miles down the rivers at a steady pace, and proceeded to do interior decorating with pota- toes and saufages. 30-Upon this night ye auguft Seniors held their annual clasf party and did entertain themfelves in true Terpsichorean spirit all evening. 10-This evening we held a night school sesfion when our parents came to watch us in action. 19-After a great deal of agitation, the Juniors gave an all-school party, this evening, thereby earning enough money to finance the Prom-at the expense of their asfociate calsfes. 24-We were in exhuberant spirits today, for, following a short Thanlcfgiving program, we were allowed a brief refpite frome our duties in the form of a four-daye vacation. 29-Upon this daye being ye beginning of school again, we were exceedingly caft down in spirits as we did return unto our lesfons. 9-What was our amazement this morning when we did behold the initiated members of the Dramatic Club appear in bedroom slippers with milk bottles in their hands. Also we were sorely greived to see Misf Ritchie change the seats of two Senior boys who had been conducting themfelves in a manner quite diftafteful to her. l7-Following ye ancient and honorable cuftom of oure school we duly attended oure Chriftmas program, after which we adjourned to the lower floors where balced beans were served to ye papas and mammas, and thofe more friviloufly inclined difported, themfelves with dancing. Thus we formally began oure vacation. 28-This being the night set apart for such, the Dramatic Club held its annual party at ye Junior High. 29-Ye noble Athena and its alumnae proceeded to ye Northern Hotel for their annual banquet. Page Ninety jan. jan. Jan. Jn. jan. Jan. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Mar. Mar. Mar. Mar. Mar. Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar O OCSI6-....,-.1.... 3-We did return to school todaye after having made many good refolutions for the coming year. 18-We are terribly bufy cramming for oure mid-yeare exams. 19-Semefter exams.-No explanation needed. 20-Ditto! 21-Ditto! 25-This daye oure report cards were diftributed whereat there was a great deal of sadnesf. 2-Upon this daye many were obferved scanning the heavens for a sight of the not- defirable sun. 8-We were again obfervant of thofe girls being initiated into ye Athena. 1+-Whereas this daye be-eth St. Valentine's flushed cheeks and fluttering hearts were prevalent. 16-Ye Honor Roll was announced-Leflie Olfon-Valdictorian, Alfa Chriftianfon- Salutatorian. 8-Mr. Chriftianfon sends carnations to all ye teachers to announce ye birth of a daughter. Also upon this daye ye High School Glee Clubs prefented ye opera upinaforen which was very well attended. 9-Students in ye fifth period study weer quietly amufed when Howard Hall loft his permit on his way from ye library to ye asfembly greatly to his embarresfment and Misf Mills' merriment. 11-Firft period Hiftory students were serioufly alarmed when Norman Rada brake one of the seats in Misf Stewart's room. 12-Ye girls are working steadily on declamatory and ye boys on oratory. 15-Ye Philakean members who are being initiated did look surpasfingly uncomfort- able and awkward today. 17-Upon this Saint's daye all ye loyal Irifhmen did proclaim their sentiments by wear- ing green. 21-It was obferved that many of ye students were unable to keep awake today owing to ye Spring Fever. 22-Upon this daye ye members of ye footballe team did select Scott Pauley for their next year captain, and ye basket balle men selected Carrold Jeffers. 23-Preparations are bufily going forward for Monocle Stunt Night. 25-Misf Mills did this daye entertain a group of girls by standing on her head on ye stage. 28-jean Thompson did appear in oure midst with a permanent wave todaye. 30-Ye firft elimination conteft in Declamatory was held this evening. 31--Ye firft elimination conteft in Oratory was held this evening. April 1-All ye goode people watched their step this daye. April 4-Alfa Chriftianfon did this daye win the State Confitutional conteft for which we are duly gratified and proud. April 7-Confufion and noife! April 8-Ye Seniors did clear off their defks, in preparation for ye holidays fhowever it was moftly becaufe Mr. Phillips demanded itj also Monocle Stunt Nite which needs no explanation. April 9-7 flnclufivej All ye goode students spent this tyme in a happy vacation at which Apr. Apr. tyme they also made up a quantity of loft sleep. 18-Back to ye school again. You might obferve many new clothes. Some good work- ers had taken down all the ribald posters. Immediately it was noticeable that books began to accumulate on Senior defks again. 19-This was a verry unhappy daye in Englifth IV for Misf Whelan did requeft her poor students to write book-reports. About one fourth of ye clasf complied. Misf Betz clifcovers a True Story in her room left there by the serious Philakean Debat- ing Society. Page N inety-One -... O OCSIS Apr. 20-Todaye was the final elimination contest for the declamatory girls. Apr. 21-Misf Betz did gravely inform her Commercial Geography class that food is the chief article in ye japanese diet. Extemporary speaking conteft today. Apr. 22-Extemporary Reading Contest. Mr. Bifel subbed for Misf Ritchie in asfembly duty. Apr. 23-This daye Chippewa did win a big victory in ye diftrict Commercial Conteft. Apr. 26-Chippewa did compete with Ladysmith and win all the firft and second places. April 27-Dramatic and Speaking Conteftants were moft conspicuous by their abfence this morning. Report cards were given out. fRejoicing or-j Apr. 29-Ye honorable Philakeans did give their annual party. May 7-Ye grand Prom! May 14-Ye Whitewater Commercial Conteft. May 20-Ye Senior Class Play, Adam and Eva did further increafe the glory and preftige of ye Seniors. May 21-Ye Athena Swing-Out. May 31-This is exam week at High School and there is great weeping, and wailing and gnashing of teeth. June 1-Clasf Daye Picnic and dance. june 2-Graduation Exercifes. Rejoicing among Sophomores and Juniors but Seniors- PARODY ON LoNoFELLow,s f-DANTEH Bill Phillips Master, that wanderest through the halls of lore, With thoughtful pace, and wise, majestic eyes, Stern thoughts, and worthy from thy soul arise Lilce students passing out the classroom door. Thy favorite song is the cheer-leaders' roar, Yet in thy heart what human sympathies, What genial kindliness, as to thy side Come flunking Seniors with hesitating stride Methinks I see thee stand, with boyish grin, As toward the home goal flies the old pig-skin, Or down the field tears fleet-foot Tac, With scowling mobs of players at his back, And, as he scans thy face for some faint sign, Thy hearty voice booms out to him, That's finelv Florence King, '27 .3 'X :IBVZN -t 5 if ' : ' . '. 319 ' , Mx , X if 1 17 l 1 Page Ninely-Two O OCSIZS ,. - Page Ninely-Thr EE -- O OCSIE JOKES Student-Then the absolute scale is the best of any of them, isn't it? Mr. Lyon-Absolutely. Miss Whelan-Why' did the squire stay up so late at night? Ford-Because he was in love. Elmer-Why, she wasn't along with him was she? Mr. Lyon-Did you ever notice that horses twisted their ears around to hear Jack B.-Mules must hear pretty good then eh? Mr. Lyon-Read on, Scott. DID YOU KNOW THAT And We're All Nid Noddin' is the symbolical music period piece? Mr. Lyon weeps for us when we think of graduating? Mike Taras buys from Wholesale retailers? The library was quiet? It is the principal's job to catch water from a leaky radiator? Warren thinks Jane Austen wrote The Guilt of Authorship?,' Miss Stewart went to Minnesota? One of the sophomores knows about a transient tooth? If equals be subtracted from equals, the sum is minus?,' Bill cancelled the order for the dummy after correcting the history papers? Miss Stewart told us about the South Carolina postman chucking the mail drift? Page Ninety-Four better? in the snow 9110 O SIZ5 Page N inety-F1 O OCS15 H, M. S. Pinaforen The well known light opera, H. M. S. Pinafore, was given by the high school glee clubs March 8, at the Junior High School under the direction of Miss Rufsvold with the assistance of the dramatic coaches. TI-'IE CAST Sir Joseph Porter K: C. B. - - - Capt. Corcoran Ralph Rackstraw Dick Deadeye Bill Bobstay - Bob Becker Josephine Hehe - Little Buttercup Ernest Liddell Edward Ness Dale Bennett Olaf Thorpe Julian Clarke Elmer Christensen Ruth Stillman Esther Paulson - Joy I-Iickok This was The entire personal of the glee clubs formed a chorus of over sixty voices. one of the most ambitious production of its kind ever attempted by the high school and was pronounced a universal success. TI-IE BIS!-IOP'S CANDLESTICKSH The Bishop ------ Marie, his maid Robert Brown Florence Price Persome, his sister Harriet Kreuger The Convict - - Kenneth Johnson Gendarmes - Fred Pfaff Leonard Bollom Raymond Marzycki THE DIABOLICAL CIRCLE Cotton Mather ----- Betty Mather - - - Adonijah Wigglesworth Charles Manning ----- Leslie Olson Elizabeth File Gus Jenkins Lloyd Meuli These two plays were given under the direction of Miss Mills as a joint entertainment for the Junior and Senior High Schools. Page Ninety-Six .L-.srcomocxeug Page N inety-Seven .9KO O S16-3, Monocle Stunt Night Young maid, young maid, young maid, young maid, dear! Come get your hat and parasol for circus day is here! Ten for the big ones, five for the small, Hurry up! hurry up! hurry up! You won't get there at all. Tra, la, la, the day is so clear, For Anderson and Peterson and Lindstram are here. With last year's reputation to maintain and surpass the school prepared for our annual Monocle Stunt Night. On Monday hordes of posters of every imaginable character flooded the rooms and halls with an over flow to the down town windows. On Thursday Miss O'Neil is her new car conducted an advertising trip to the schools which was followed on Friday by a gaudy and vociferous street parade, making, probably, the best advertising stunt that the event has ever had. And, oh boy! It brought results. When the curtain rose on the Senior stunt, there wasn't even standing room. A larger crowd than last year's! Rah for us! The Senior stunt was a laugh from start to finish. It left us with the impression that Warren was destined to be a bag salesman. And we know that Romeo and what-you-may- call-her had nothing on Lloyd and Doris as lovers. The mixed chorus sang The Rose on the Lilac Tree which gave the opportunity for a touching love scene. Ford was the lover and Dale was too sweet as the maiden. The Sophomores, Zing, Zang, Zung, and Henry twanged their stunt in a banjo quartette. Henry, having made a raid on the dictionary, was especially good as their announcer. The juniors with their style show from Sears-Montgomery and Ward Roebuck made the hit of the evening. Only one sweet old lady was shocked because she thought those boys were girls! ! The feminine drapes on the masculine shapes fitted like gloves. Darling little Scott in Mary jane's curls, and a little besides, was beautiful, but he presented a figure which might easily shock any one who believed him to be a girl. The ballyhoos for the side shows in the lower hall echoed the clapping at the close of the main program. The carnival began! The Athena worked their candy sale the entire evening, which, together with their fake circus, for which one paid as he entered and paid more inside if he wanted to see anything, easily led the profiteers with almost forty dollars profit. The Philakean had a fish pond, a style show, and a cat rack, the latter attracting much attention because of the presence of Miss Stewart's delicate visage. The Dramatic Club repeated the shadow operation of last year with success and had, in addition, an absolute fake show with outlandish titles. The Teachers' Training, as usual, ran a refreshment stand and sold out clean . The Aggies had a shadow show and an odorous. They made a terrific noise with a siren and a horn. The Monocle Staff gave a musical circus which was by far the best thing on the pike. If the people expected fakes, they got what they expected, but didn't we cake in the cash! I'll say we did! After somewhat less than an hour the crowd adjourned to the gym to see the boxing match, the tumbling trio, and the cadet drill. Mr. Phillips kept one eye on the sagging balcony and the other on the gate receipts. After the program, a jitney dance was held for two hours and the floor was jammed the whole time. Due to the excellent advertising and consequent attendance and to the aggressiveness of the ticket sellers more money was made than ever before, the success of the M onocle was as- sured, and there was nothing left but a discouraging mess to clean up. Page N inety-Eight igvicomocszewg, I Page N inety-N ine I l-9110 O lol Extemporaneous Reading and Speaking Out of a group of nine or ten contestants, Dorothy Judd, Robert Porter, and Joy Hickok were elected to represent us at Ladysmith in extemporaneous reading. Ar the contest Dorothy won first and Robert second. In extemporaneous speaking Robert Porter, Jack Sampson and Mildred Shervey were chosen to go to Ladysmith. Robert won first and Jack second. The two winners in each of these two contests will go to Eau Claire as will the winners in oratory and declamatory. Commercial Department An increasingly greater interest is being taken in this department each year. The classes in bookkeeping, senior and junior typewriting and shorthand were proportionately large. Classes in Economics, Commerical Law, Commercial Geography, and Commercial Arithmetic were also offered. Under the direction of the commercial teachers, Miss Betz and Miss Rohloff, the follow- ing students prepared to compete in the annual district contest: Florence and Inga Thomp- son, senior typing and shorthand, Janice Lohrie and Leona Flug, junior typing, Ruth Thomp- son and Louise Aaserud, rapid calculation, Mary Jane Millard and Louise Jewett, junior book- keeping, and Leslie Olson, senior bookkeeping. The contest was held at the local high school on April 23. Chippewa easily out-ranked six contesting schools. The places won by Chippewa High students were: Junior bookkeeping ,, ,ee,. H ,,,,.......,.,.....,.,...,,,,.,.,, Mary jane Millard, first Louise Jewett, third Senior typing t,t,tt,, ,.,t.., F lorence Thompson, first Inga Thompson, second Senior shorthand .... .,.,,.,,,, F lorence Thompson, third junior typing , ,,,,e,,,, ..,.....,, J anice Lohrie, third Rapid calculation ...... ....,..,.,, .,.,,,,,......,..,.,,.,,., ...,,. R u t h Thompson, first Louise Aaserud, second All winners of first places will compete in the state contest at Whitewater, May 14. The comparison of the work of the students from the commercial classes of our high school with those from the high schools in the surrounding region re-assures the commercial students here that the work they are doing is above average. It should also assure the local business houses that they will be able to employ well trained office help, a product of the classes of the Chippewa High School. Page One Hundred :.i9KONOCSl6..-1 Page One Hundr d O 91100515 Constitutional Essay Contest Having been highly successful in the first three annual contests, winning the district contest each year and the state contest twice, the students entered this year's competition with a great deal of vigor. After extensive reading and preparation, about fifteen students entered essays. From this group, in which the competition was very keen, Alfa Christianson was chosen to represent us at the state contest. Due to the different arrangement this year the essays were judged in the local and state contests by excellence of composition alone. Our entrant won the state contest and will ap- pear at Kansas City, May 7, and deliver her oration there. In event of her winning there she will be awarded a European trip and a chance to compete in the national contest. Oratory With several of last year's orators still here and with several promising sophomores, the oratorical prospects were bright. To elimination contests were held under the direction of Mr. Anderson and in the second in which Olaf Thorpe, Kenneth Johnson, Robert Porter, Maurice Buslce, Everett Nelson, Julian Clarke, and Scott Pauley participated, the latter three were chosen to represent us at Ladysmith, April 26. Scott won first place and Julian second, the first two places being the only ones announced. These two boys will participate at the district meet at Eau Claire, and in event of their winning there, at Madison. Declamatory Miss Mills, our energetic, new, dramatic coach, started work early with the eighteen en- trants the largest group that ever tried out for the event. Two eliminations were held, in the second Elizabeth File, Blanche Sparrow, Dorothy Judd, Joy Hickok, Gwen Crane, Charlotte Judd, Elizabeth Brunstad, and Jean Thompson participated. The three selected to represent us at Ladysmith were Dorothy Judd, with her declamation By Courier , Gwen Crane with A Pleasant Half Hour at the Beach , and Blanche Sparrow with Ojistoh,'. At Ladysmith Gwen and Blanche won the two places announced, respectively, and will at least go to the district contest at Eau Claire, May 13. Page One Hundred Two ,ly t, 'J - V C9 53? gin P .gat I , ,Q 5 np I s p N?- G l - s io F, G19 ,DOJ 'GJ' :Le ir' Sak. r LJ a C9 ,U 8'd , , L9 W 0 i . L65 5. qi Q . 9 Gifs, , ii' Xe s ii' K rg 5 ' ii nxx x And Now- After laboring a long year to prepare an annual, I find this to be the result. It is a composite of the usual elements, specific incidents, and whatever our ingenuity could adcl, assembled and organized under the strain of an attempt to please everyone with however, the story of the man, the boy, and the donkey inmind. Of its worth I am incognizantg familiarity has bred a kind of lethargic indifference. 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Put something by each week-put it where it will be safe and earning something every day of the 365. Start a Savings Account Now Page One Hundred Four l O Kiel schj Launderers 81 Dry Cleaners TION 'vom 04 ESTABLISHED 1891 43 S Wm 2 :L ,Q EAU CLAIRE llmnll CHIPPEWA FALLS QVJN Q63 MILWAUKEE Song Hits of Senior High! I Eat at Hello Hawaii-Miss O'Neil Daddy Long Legs-Mr. Lyon. Five Foot Two-Miss Stewart Cafe Drifting and Dreaming-Flunlcers. When We're Gone You'll Soon Forget Us -Graduates. Redard Bros. Meats and Groceries Gasoline and Oil Seiberling Tires Phone 223 704 E. Grand Ave. You'cl Be Surprised-Abel Hagen. Thanks For the Buggy Ride-Browns' Ford . Oh Where is that Wandering Boy To-night --Carrolcl Jeffers. Tie Me To Your Apron Strings Again- Robert Roberg. That Olcl Gang of Mine-Miss Ritchie and her Students. Page One Hundred Five .....9KO OCS16 EZQRQRE THE, CONTHNENTAL IEQIEQRE THE DAYLIGHT CLOTHING STORE FOR BETTER CLOTHES We Feature Society Brand and Style Plus Clothes Knox Hats, Manhattan Shirts, Phoenix and Wilson Bros. Hose, Munsing Underwear. Women and Boys Shop Second Floor DID YOU EVER HEAR! Miss Ritchie say: My but you students are so quiet during :IZ-ten minutes, why don't you talk a little M' R f ld d : TR let ylciijx hasjley thcesinfifietri minutes for conversation. I know you don't want to sing these old songs anyway, Miss Lee say: You girls can have the whole hour to dance the way you want, I know you get tired exercising. Mr. Phillips say: There will be no school this afternoon on account of the snow storm. Doris Anderson: Why do they call it 13-15-17 East Central St. weeping willow? It doesn't weep, does it? Florence King: No, it used to, but one day the fir tree said to it, Pine knotf' Lila Harmon: Let's 'sk Mr. Lyon for our averages. C. L. MUGGAH 26 CO. DRUGS AND STATIONERY School Tablets and Pencils, Typewriter Supplies, Eastman Kodaks and Supplies, Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pens Fancy Boxed Chocolates Try Liggett's per lb. 51.00 Con. BRIDGE ac SPRING STS. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WIS. Page One Hundred Six O 0316?-.- CHIPPEWA VALLEY MERCANTILE CGMPANY Importers and Wholesale Grocers DISTRIBUTORS OF Hart Brand Canned Goods AND Morning Cup Coffee 126-136 River Street Chippewa Falls, Wis. ship. Wanted-A rest room in which to spend my vacant hours. Jack Bennett. Wanted-More time to loaf in the lower halls during the busy noon hour. Carrolcl Jeffers Wanted-Second hand gum wads by Rose Jasper with green circle label. Wanted-A pair of rubber heels by Carrold Jeffers. Found-A bone in front of the office door. Owner may have same by proving owner- BEN BREDESEN FANCY oRocER11-:s Cox. DUNCAN 66 COLUMBIA Srs. Fair and Courteous Treatment-Prompt Service Page One Hundred Seven H. L. CULVER '66 SONS CO. The Old Corner Shoe Store EAU CLAIRE, Good Shoes for More Than Thirty 1 9110 OIG JULIUS CAESAR Enter a crowd of people, among them a soothsayer, and Caesar, Decius, Metallus, Brutus, etc. Caes: fTo soothsayerj I-Io! the' Ides are come. Sooth: Ay but not gone. Art: I-Iey, Caesar! cast your eyeballs over this program. Dec: If ya got time Metellus wants you ta read his. Art: Say you! I asked him first. Caes: Wot in Sam Hill, has that guy gone crazy. Caes: Lets tear up to the Senate House first. Caes: Say, ya know the' wife wanted me to stay home to-day. You know I haven't the' big head, but I'm not afraid of anything that ever blew or grew. Me. flineelingj I-Iere's my program, I want to get my brother back home here. Bru: There he lies, poor silent dirt. He WIS. didn't know that he got hurt. Years Cas: Let's dash out and astound th' natives. All: Yea! QExeuntj Compliments of the Northwestern State Ban FRIENDLY BANKING SERVICE Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin Page One Hundred Eight -l OOSIZSM B E N ' S CHIPPEWPJS NEWEST CLOTHIER If It's New Ben Has lt TSCHOPP-DURCH-CAMASTRAL CO f Incorporatedl Dealers in Builders Material and Retail Lumber CORNER HIGH AND COLUMBIA STREETS General Contractors and Manufacturers of Mill Work. High Grade Interior Finish and Cabinets our Specialties See Us Before You Build Mrs. Bisel: The baby swallowed a dime today. Mr. Bisel: I don't notice any change in her. My heart is with the ocean! cried Miss Mills, rapturously. You've gone me one better, said Miss O'Neil as she took a firmer grip on the rail. Betty B. What kind of a fellow is Ernie? Dotty B. Well when he gets in a taxi they leave the vacant sign up. Frank Bollom: Where did you get that lump on your head? George Bandelin: Oh thatls where a thought struck me. GROSSMAN . Tailoring Company Try Our Home Cooking PETER HOLM, PROP. Christianson's Flngfglfggfglgfhe Restaurant No. 8 Central St. 28 W- Swing St' Satisfaction Guaranteed Page One Hundred Nine 00516 At The Big Street Clock Behn's Jewelry Store -FOR- GIFTS THAT LAST Watch and Jewelry Repairing Gruen, Boluva and Benrus Wrist Watches Alice Anderson: Clara Anderson: Gee these movie stars have it nice! How so? Alice Anderson: Haven't you ever heard of their silver screens and sheets Mr. Anderson: Look out don't strike a match on that gas tank. Mr. Huber: Oh that's all right! This is a safety match. Betty Wiley: Why don't you answer me? Carrold I did shake my head. Betty: Well you can't expect me to hear it rattle way over here. ? To Make Your High School Diploma Worth More E-very ambitious young man or woman needs the broader horizon, a High School Training can give. Com- plete High School at any cost. VVELVE long, hardfe-but happy-fyears of study are behind you when you stretch forth your hand to grasp that much-prized High School diploma. Its possession means you have a foundational training well almove the average-and above-the-average chance to make a splendid success of your life if you go about it properly. But to make the most of that diploma you must now complete your education by specialized training. Business is your greatest field of opportunity. You can train for a good position in business in just a few short months. And if you select the right school you need not worry about the future. A good position will he awaiting you: and beyond that a whole lifetime of promotions and advancement. Many of your alumni, who know from experience, will tell you your future is safest with us. We'll wel- come you as a visitor, or gladly send you complete in- formation upon request. WAUS U BUSINESS INSTITUTE WAUSAU, WIS. E. D. WIDNER, PRES. Page One Hundred Ten ..i.9llO O Mil Eat More lVlcCARTHY'S Sally Ann And Butter Krust Bread Sell Garrot's Noted for High Nutri- BOX Candies tion and Delicious Flavor The Taste Tells ewa Accept No Other p Confecuonery WHEN?-A ll H . WHAT?-Friazaen dgii-itiies, refresh- ' d' lc , I' h l h . BAK NG C ' WHEREiEAillic1iurii,nEs.unc es Wholesale and Retail Chippewa Falls, Wis. Tel. 167-J 524 N. Bridge St. Warren Roharge: My girl has a beautiful handkerchief, which she claims cost twenty dollars. Leslie Olson: My what a lot of money to blow in. Betty B. Marion ate something that poisoned her. Dotty B. Croquette? Betty B. Not yet but she's very ill. Miss O'Neil: Did you see my black-faced antelope? Miss Whelan: With whom did your black-faced aunt elope? Jean Thompson: She says she is a Daughter of the Revolution. Dot judd: How so? jean T. Her father runs a merry-go-round. MCGILLIVRAY 'id KURTH HARDWARE AND TINSHOP Roofing, Heating and Ventilating Paints, Varnish, a n d Calcimine CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISCONSIN TEL. 524-W 8 E. GRAND Ava. Page One Hundred Eleven 1 00815 GREEN BUS SCHEDULE Operated by the Motor Bus Co., Chippewa Falls, Wis. Busses leave Irvine Park, Chippewa Falls, on the hour and half hour. From 6:00 a. m. to 12:00 p. m. Sundays 7:00 a. m. to 12:00 p. m. Busses leave Grand Avenue and Barstow, Eau Claire on the hour and half hour from 6:00 a. m. to 1:00 a. m. Sundays 7:00 a. m. to 1:00 a. m. Morning and afternoon bus to Wausau. Telephone 912 THE MOTOR BUS COMPANY See Dr. Butler for your HEALTH and EYESIGHT X-RAY SERVICE REX BLOCK lV1EULI'S LIVERY City Bus and Transfer Line Meuli Q5 Beaudette 19-21 EAST sPR1NG s'r. PHONE 2 CHIPPEWA FALLS, wxs. Page One Hundred Twelve Alice Griffin: I'm afraid I'1l get heart failure. Lila Harmon: Pd just as soon have Mr. Lyon catch me as any one. Janice Lohrie: This paper says irtll rain today. Aurelia B: Well, why don't you buy some other paper? Miss Betz: How can one tell the ap- proach of winter? Manford Elstran: It begins to get later, earlier. Vun night, vile I lay avalce und my shleep, I hear som'ting vot iss not chused right in my parn: I out yumps to bed, und runds mit der parn out Und my pig krey iron mare had been tied loose. Und wrun mit der staple off, I now giff a reward as customary Of all the saws I ever saw, saw, I never saw a saw, that sawed like this saw, saws. -..1...9ltO O S16 Compliments Quality Clothing and Footwear at Less Than Elsewhere Prices. of KELLY Confectionery Chippewa Falls, Wis. The St. Clair Store 30 Store Clothiers I WHOLESALE RETAIL Wh1tney Style Shop 14. W. CENTRAL ST. Hanzlik Bakery Ask for Purity Bread Ladies Ready-to-Wear 501.1 by all Grocers Headquarters for Dependable Merchandise We specialize in fancy Pastry Goods STATE THEATRE EAU CLAIRE, WISCONSIN Presenting the Finest Entertainment on Stage ancl Screen it is Possible to Buy Continuous Shows 2 to 11 P. M. Daily STATE ORCHESTRA and WURLITZER ORGAN Page One Hundred Thirteen . .. .1- -1 9110 0316 PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY WM. C. HENSKE, M. D. PHYSICIAN az SURGEON Cor. Spring 86 Bridge Sts. DR. S. E. WILLIAMS PHYSICIAN 65 SURGEON Office 119W Bridge Phone 202-W DR. GEORGE H. BLUM D. D. S. 3 East Spring St. Phone 420-W DR. E. O. MCCARTHY 120 N. Bridge St. Phone 75 DR. L. H. . DORLAND DR. J. D. McRAE 7 W Central D' Siphone 505-XV Bridge 66 Grand Ave. Phone 9-W DRS' MILIQEQ fl HA'-EY DR. D. R. CHISHDLM D. D. S. Over Watermans . Phone 217-J 220 Bridge St. Phone 320 DR. E.. P. ELLENSON SZ W. Central Phone 72-NX' PHYSICIAN dc SURGEON MERTON FIELD, M. D. EYE, EAR, NOSE and THROAT DR. C. B. HATLEBERG DR- E- E' NUSSLE 8 W. Central St. DENTIST Phone 97W 21615 Bridge St. One Hundred Fourtee PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY DAYTON E- COOK Clarence E. Rineharcl ATTORNEY-AT-LAW ATTORNEY-AT-LAW 111 Bridge St- Phone 68 20 Metropolitan Bldg. P. MURPHY Larrabee oc Larrabee ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW LAWYER 220l6 Bridge phone 836 Over Mehl's Jewelry Store Phone 92-W HENRY LEBEIS JR. Stafford Gi Stafford ATTORNEY-AT-LAW ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW 105ffQ Bridge Phone 180-W Chippewa Falls, Wis. Alexander Wiley and Robert Wiley ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW 119 Bridge St. Phone 920 Page One Hundred Fifteen ...-L. O OCSIES.-.-. .-Z..-9110 O S16 INSURANCEINRECTORY F, INSURANCE SERVICE All Lines of Insurance ALL KINDS OF INSURANCE A. G. F INDLAY 1052 Bridge Phone 54-W 7 W. Grand Phone 824 W. R. GREENWOOD NATIONAL GUARDIAN LIFE JOHN j. NIBBE Office Phone 920 Residence 191 District Agent UINSURE IN THE NORTH- 322 LQ North Bridge Sr. WESTERN Chippewa Falls, Wis. 123 Bridge Chippewa Falls, Wis. Abel Hagen: Behold me! the flower of the night. J- Warren Robarge: Oh! You blooming idiot. ALL KINDS OF INSURANCE Mr. Bisel: Wearing glases Mr. Duel? Norman: Yes. You see I'm so short- l . sighted that I have to wear them when I 1056 Bfldge Phone 780'.I sleep, otherwise I can't recognize the people I'm dreaming about. HOTEL CHIPPEWA HERMAN C. WEGNER, Prop. STEAM HEAT HOT AND COLD WATER EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN PLAN RATES 52.75, 53.00 and 53.50 16-18 Bay St., Chippewa Falls, Wis. Page One Hundred Sixteen i- 1 iz O OCSLE.-:-. Vaudereuil Lumber Quality Cleaners Company And Dyers Contractors and Builders Dealers in LET Us KEEP Youiz I WEARING APPAREL BUILDING MATERIALS OF IN TIP -TOP SHAPE ALL KINDS Call 475 Cor. Bay ec Central Phone 759917 Olaf Thorpe: Give me 22 double 2. Central: 2222? Olaf: Yah hurry up! I'l1 play train with you afterwards. Student: Teacher: Student: Teacher: Do You Know: Is 5174 the correct answer for the Sales Book. How many cents? I haven't any. Correct. That Jack Bennett thinks a football coach has four wheels? That Gus Jenkins thinks Vifheeling, West Virginia is a hard job? What Gwen Crane sees on the ceiling? That Ted Sweitzer thinks sap is a dippy sort of fellow? Chippewa Model Dairy CQ CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISCONSIN Chippewa Butter and Ice Cream Pasteurized Milk and Cream Page One Hundred Seventeen 9K0 OCSIZE JOHNSON IVIONUMENT CO. CHIPPEWA FALLS, EAU CLAIRE OWEN, WISCONSIN OBSERVATIONS Of course we have the best school in Wfisconsin, but there are several minor points which could stand a little improvement. For instance there is the statue of Washington in the assembly corner which was lovingly dedicated by the class of 1910 in an outburst of ardor and class enthusisasm. It is obvious to be seen that he has suffered the ravages of time. There is a terrifying and rapidly widen- ing crack across his body, and half of his hand is gone. Besides, who ever heard of that noble man going about with an ink spot on the end of his august nose? Such a statue is dangerous- ly upsetting to all our grade-school ideas of his perfection and needs attention at once. Slabby Kamph: I got 50 in my test. Norman Rada: Yah? That makes you a half-wit. Printing: The Mother of Progressv ROBERT G. LEE PRESS Better Typography and Printing Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin SUCCESSOR T0 EOUR FOURTEEN HOBART ac STONE BRIDGE STREET Eau Claire Book Q5 Stationery Co. Wisconsins School Supply and Athletic Equipment Headquarters CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISCONSIN Page One Hundred Eighteen 1. O OCS125 Erenchy's Recreational Parlors Unequallecl in Hot Lunches and Sodas Pool-Billiards-Cigars Give Us a Try 314 Bridge St. Phone 600 For Economical Transportation XCHEVROLET DENISON-HILL CHEVROLET CO. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISCONSIN Compliments of ENTERPRISE OIL COMPANY, lnc WE SERVE THE PUBLIC CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISCONSIN Page One Hundr d N f 911.0 0515 Heep-i rueblood n. l l ll sioursm WIS-CUNSINJMINNESOTA Full Fashioned Pure Thread Silk Hose S150 Beautiful Graduation Gifts Finest Apparel at Unbeatable Prices As Usual Chippewa Falls Woolen Mill Co. Specializing in Gar- ments for School and C ol l e g e Students, Sport wear, Over- coats, etc. From raw wool to finished garments all under one roof You may have noticed- That Miss Stewart fell asleep during assembly duty the other morning owing to the silence in the room. That Mr. Anderson said My Home Town only three times last Wednesday. That Carrold Jeffers did not make a great deal of noise coming into the Assembly this week? Mr. Bisel let the students play races during the second period the other day? Miss Ritchie smiled benevolently to a dumbbell in Geometry today? M iss Stewart: fTo noisy History class, Students, this isn't a Ladies' Aid. M iss Stewart: What did the Pope do to Charlemagne in 800 A. D.? Leona Flag: He crowned him on Christmas Day. C. H. BERGMAN CO. Coal - That's Our Business QUALITY - SERVICE TELEPHONE 456 Page One Hundred Twenty Owliil Shoes f, I fr'f,IL ':.'4?s- ' ,A Ready to Clothing , TH! fi-H I HI ' U Wear R d-r-W f DIY Good ' , DepartmentStores ea Y 0 ea Buying Most We Buy For Less Selling Most We Sell For Less WWW WT W, ,fam A lv., HMI X I ,T,,g33ERTX H A WR ,I I -fl :il If 'I I XX In i ,L GQNEORQIYI xi, To Ayl 97 :ff I ., PACKARD COMPLETE SERVICE TO THE CAR OWNER CHIPPEWA VALLEY AUTO CO. BIGLER BROTHERS Newest Fireproof Garage Repair work of all kinds, painting, car washing, ailing and greasing, storage, accessories and supplies. Filling station in connection. Look for The Big Wheel Sign THE KELLEY CONSTRUCTION CO. W. E. ROYCRAFT, MANAGER ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS AND ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES Bell Tel. No. 55 CHIPPEWA FALLS, WIS. 210 Bridge Street Page One Hundred Twenty-O O OCSIZB Maves Beauty '55 Barber Shoppe Courtesy-Efficiency-Friendliness Opposite Hotel Northern E. MAVES, PROP. GOLDEN KRUST BREAD ' and Wang S PASTRY OF ALL KINDS Confecuonery At The Horne of Ice Cream B e t t e r Baking . C cl Qigcgries GOLDEN KRUST Phone 1731 310 Bay St. A. C. MASON CO. D R U G 5 Headquarters for Everything in sPoRT1NG ,Q GOODS QP We invite you to see cr our dis la of new Tennlis iilackets Q QL? Q0 QA 'l'9Ub Soda Washington Martha Fountain Candies One Hundred Twenty-Two T-.1 O OCSIEZ.-.S P. A. BRUNSTAD J E W E L E R llll l an A Gruen Wrist Watch The Ideal Graduation Gift Mr. Bisel: You Senior girls are like a lot of other lizzies. You rattle all the time. Put a muffler on. Do you know: Why Florence King never has her lessons? That Sophomores are an active bunch of ucheruhsv? Why the clock in the lower hall is one minute faster than the one in the assembly? Why Catherine 1VIcCulloch is so thin? Page One Hundred Twenty-Three 9K0 OCQE EAT MQGNEYS 5c French Bitter Sweet Good Candy Mak- ers Since 1902 Fancy and Bulk Chocolates EAU CLAIRE CANDY CO. Eau Claire, W7isconsin STATHIS' CANDY SHOP We manufacture the best canclies in the city. When you think of candy come to our place for real service. SEND US YOUR ORDERS. WE MAIL PROMPTLY BUCHANAN'S lVlen's Wear you'll Look Your Best ln Our Clothes CHARLES HENNEMAN lVlcCormnick-Deering Implements and Trac Wiuys- tors. Blizzard Silo Filler Knight and Cverland The Fine Motor Cars One Hundred Twenty-Four :.i.9IIONOCSlZ5l TWO WINNERS IN THE ORIGINAL CHIPPEWA LINE Ask Your Dealer -About Them- Mfg. by Chippewa Shoe Co. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISCONSIN O OCSIZS A Challenge to Your Sense of Careful Buying Complete Thorough SHQUZEXVA SALE5,SSQ,Q Elmer Christianson: I can spot a Broolc's tie every time. Marion Wilson: Why don't you use a napkin. A little hee sat on a tree And then he sat on me, o. g. Loretta Wagner: Are you in full possession of your faculties. Phyllis Sparrow: No, I'm a little dubious about my English teacher. Willy Lea: You're a dear sweet girl, Anna. She: Why my name's Sue! Willy fRecoveringj: I say you're a clear sweet girl, anna love you with all my heart CLARK GRAIN '25 FUEL COMPANY Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin NORTHERN CROWN TESTED SEEDS OUR SEEDS GROW TRY US OUR SPECIALTIES: Purity Sootless, Red Comet and Red Ash Coals. Mill Rose Flour, Universal Portland Cement. 37 Years in Business. WE KNOW COAL Phone 40 BL 41 Page One Hundred Twenty-Six L- O OCS1Z5.i FARMERS' PRODUCE COMPANY THE BUSIEST STORE IN TOWN Highest Quality Merchandise-The Best of Service- Lowest Prices-Satisfaction Guaranteed or your Money Back. Seven Complete Departments DRY GOODS MEN'S FURNISHINGS SHOES GROCERIES MEATS FURNITURE HARDWARE Visit Our New Furniture Department On the Second Floor Over the Dry Goods Department Don't Say Bread, Say I-lolsurnn HOLSUM SCHAFER 26 OLSON Contractor: and Builders Skill, Integrity, Responsibility Page One Hundred Twenty-Seven O OCSIE 9? F1551 NATIQEQL. WNK CARL EK 8 W. S ' St r Northern States ChiPPeWjff,'j1s,Q2s. Power Co. U u Billiards and Pocket Billiards Every Sixth Cus- - tomer a shareholder Smokii-IS Supphes ews Cities Service Oils fOnce-Alwaysl Expert Lublicating Service c:.AsoL1NE - K1-:RosENE - DISTILLATE GENERAL SERVICE OIL COMPANY fOpposite Court House, Phone 1177 One Hundred Twenty-Eight 1 O OCSIS-... 150,000 Acres Cut Over Lands In Fourteen Counties in Upper Wisconsin The Cloverland of Wisconsin Ideal for Dairy, Stock and General Farming Low Prices - Easy Terms OWNED BY AMERICAN IMMIGRATION Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin T. A. MEHLS Jeweler Complete Line of Graduation Presents 117 Bridge St. Hannah Geiger: Do you play bridge? Mildred Shafer: No, but I play train. Heard at Smith's Cafe. Walter Grenetslcy: Has your order been taken? Waitee: Yes, and so has Bunker Hill. Walter Grenetslcy: That's a new hat isn't it? Mildred Shervey: No you dumbbell, just taking our parlor lampshade out for an airing. BOSTON CLOTHING HOUSE QUALITY CLOTHES FOR LESS Where Men and Young Men are Sure to Be Suit-ed Page One Hundred Twenty-Nine 9K0 0816 M. P. H O G S E T H FURNITURE and UNDERTAKING 7 AND 9 WEST SPRING STREET Bell Phone 184 WEBSTE R' S Famous Fudge The most Delicious Candy made . Sold by Your Dealer Gilletfg Gillette Rubber Tl RBSAHTUBES Because the materials used in making Gillette tires is carefully chos- eng lsecause of the care- ful workmanship used in building them - Gill- ette Tires actually de- liver more service than ordinary Tires. Eau Claire, Wis. ne Hundred Thirty Co 1 -. 0 OCS16- Compliments of Hanson's Book and Stationery Shop Have you heard: The reason why Carrold Jeffers is in favor of the All School Blowout? Why Scott Pauley says Squeezing Point is two in the shade? Any of the silent conversations that pass between Elmer and Marion fourth period? Norman Duel tell why the moon and stars were made? Who was drawback on the football team this year? Miss O'Neil came to school at ten to one last Friday? Walter Gernetslcy did not fall asleep in U. S. History yesterday? Mr. Phillips patted a little lad on the back for skipping out of the Assembly without a permit? RULIEN TYPEWRITER CG. Distributors of J, L ROYAL TYPEWRITERS Rebuilts, Rentals, Supplies Complete the Work EAU CLAIRE, WISCONSIN Page One Hundred Thirty-One EDKOOQE HUDSON ESSEX SALES AND SERVICE BARKER AUTO CO. TELEPHONE NO. 209 CHIPPEWA FALLS, WIS. 3142 Bridge St. Tel. Office 925 Res. 761-W P. K. LAQRAMY Chirgllliiilctor P. S. Graduate WHERE THE SICK G0 T0 GET WELL Your Stationery Store Chippewa Book 25 Stationery Co. We are Satisfied When You Are ll- Perhaps at first thought you'll co clude that we define a profitable transac tion in terms of dollars and cents to 1 That is not true. For while the money problem is factor not to be overlooked, the fact re mains that only has a purehase is profit able to you is it of lasting satisfaction t O US. We are determined-to make this store ht ll y I th f ll so rig a ever porn a w enever you buy anything here-and especially after you get home and use iteyou'll feel more satis ied than ever to trade here. N X I t 9 3 Atwater Kent Radios Pianos, 6: Victrolas Brunswick Phonographs Sundet Music Co. Phone 63--I L. O. O'DELL, Mgr. R. SAITTA O. W. WALKER SAITTA MOTOR CO. Chrysler Cars Expert Auto Repairing 15 E. Elm St. Chippewa Falls Page One Hundred Thirty-Two -l- .. l- - O OSl6 -and Now for that Photograph You've put it off from month to month, perhaps from year to year When your car is worn out you buy a new oneg when your clothes are worn out you have new ones made. Before your face gets too many of those tired lines, get a new photograph. Be fair to yourself. Sit For That Portrait Now At LINDEN STUDIO Doris Anderson: What' s a ground hog? Dale Bennett: Bologny! What does Tack do with that loud red tie of his? He wears it in History lecture-When his head falls down on his chest, the tie wakes him up againf, J. CHRISTENSEN, FLCRIST QUALITY AND SERVICE I I7 Bridge St. Phone 601-W Page One Hundred Thirty-Three i-9110 OCS16 Your Home Should Come First AUG. HANSEN FURNITURE CO. Makers of Quality Upholstered Furniture Retailers of every thing your home requires 317 So. BARsTow S EAU CLAIRE, WIS. WISHING YOU ALL SUCCESS IN STUDIES AND ATHLETICS The Chippewa Herald-Telegram The Paper Thafs Fair and Equitable to All CHIPPEWA FALLS WISCONSIN The Home Trade Shoe Store Where Quality Greets You and Service Meets You WALK-OVER SHOES J. D. GAGNON 112 Bridge S P g O Hundred Tb yF ....,t9llO 00125:-.- Photographs Yes! That's our Business Give Us a Trial Holienstromis Residence Studio 605 W. CENTRAL ST. CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISCONSIN Alfa Christianson: Hear about Caesar's love affair? Mary Jane Milard: Aw stop! CO, Alfa: I-Ionestl When he reached the Rhine he proposed to Bridget. Toilet Articles Dotty Bidwell: I hear that Scott has an ..and.. inferiority complex. Soda Fountain Dot Judd: Well, the mean thing! I-Ie hasn't asked me out in it yet. PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS Russian Dancing, as far as we are able to judge from our knowledge of vaudeville, consists of folding one' s arms in front of one and running while sitting down. The Best Drug Store F. C. EBERFUR Sanitary Plumbing, Modern Steam and Hot Water Heating 522 Bridge St. Page One Hundred Thirty-Five O OCSIE ,A flllek ff Pwiillilllilseff P. Ef f Madison Cement Stave Silos Are Built for All Time They are storm proof, fire proof, decay proof, and will give satisfactory service always -without upkeep. Solve your silo problem by building right. The Madison Cement Stave Silo, once up is ' always up and will settle your silo problem for all time. Interesting literature will be sent to you on request. MADISON SILO CO. Phone 824 CHIPPEWA FALLS, W1s. 11 W. Grand Ave Quality and Design Predominate IN JOSTEN MADE Class Pins, Rings Medals, Cups K Trophies The Josten Manufacturing Co. MASTER JEWELERS 512 Nicollet Ave. Factory Minneapolis Owatonna, Nlinn. Page One Hundred Thirty-Six -l.9KO OCSIE.-..:.: 'Q E7 f Y - . - ' ' , - n 3 n - mm ' nf, ,-0 , fm x , : 2 v fl L v ' . V xxx fylkf' A .x - Jx- If -'.. .4716 .-.' 1 .-- - 1 . H' f ills em Nl D .Nl i gill ? f is v . Y- , , - The engravmgs of th1s, the 1927 Monocle, were made by the BUCKBEE MEARS COMPANY of St. Paul-Specialists in 1 Des1gn1ng and Engrav- 3 mg School Annuals. s QE I an si!! ' ' 1 + ' 1 M fM w Q Q Q A M ! 'A .0 :NSQMW mu Illl ' f fl un nfeeu:u1wlI'X x'x X H xxxx xxxx , oXg2ij .!iie?x?I' A. Q 9115351 ffff ...x-- W9 153 QRS' I D in 0 'S N814 5 i'V WNWN 9' 0 'MQ ff Q' m f Page One Hundred Tlvirty-Seven .i.9KO O S16 The efforts of the most skilled artists and designers of printing will not help you unless the print- er is equipped with machinery and Workers capable of properly reproducing their ideas on the printed page. THE CHIPPEWA PRINTERY P r i n t e r s f E e h ' o V r y t 1 n g IN OUR NEW PLANT 20-22 E. SPRING ST. Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin One Hundred Thirty-Eigb -...-:SRO OCQS-T.. Chippewa Makes Splendid Record in State and Interstate Contests AS THE BOOK GOES TO PRESS WE HAVE THESE RESULTS OF THE CONTESTS TO RECORD Alfa Christianson wins Third Place in Interstate Contest. On May 5 Alfa Christianson went to Kansas City to compete in the Interstate Constitu- tional Essay Contest. There are five other entrants from New York, Washington, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Ohio respectively. The Contest over which presided judge Reeves of the United States Court was held in Convention Hall before an audience of 6500. Alfa was the only girl contestant. In view of the fact that a male voice is naturally stronger and can get the attention of a larger audience she was at a disadvantage. The judg- ing there was on delivery only. The other contestants had taken part before in contests which were judged on both delivery and composition. Thus it is peculiarly to Alfa's credit that she won first place in the State when judged on composition only. However the school feels that she made a very creditable record and is proud of her splendid work. COMMERCIAL CONTEST The Commercial Contest was held at Whitewater May 14. Against thirty-five competitors Leslie Olson won second place in senior bookkeeping. Florence Thompson with approximately seventy competitors won fifth place in senior typing. Mary jane Millard won sixth place in junior bookkeeping where she had to meet fifty- five competitors. WE WIN IN EXTEMPORANEOUS SPEAKING On May 12 the district extemporaneous speaking contest was held. Our entrants were: Robert Porter and jack Sampson. Robert drew for his subject 1'1VIussolini and Facismn and jack drew China . There were eleven competitors. Our boys won the two places, Robert first and jack second. Robert will represent us at the state contest at Madison, May 18. The school is confident that his work will compare favorably with that of any competitor he meets there. WE WIN IN ORATORY CONTEST The regular district oratorical was held at Eau Claire in the Normal School on May 12. Our entrants were Scott Pauley, whose oration was Our Harvest of Hate and julian Clarke with The Power of Conviction. They were in competition with fourteen other boys. In the elimination contest held in the afternoon Scott was ruled out but julian was chosen with two others to compete in the evening. The joy of the Chippewa students was uncontrolled when they received the message at ten o'clock julian wins first place in district contest. julian will take part in the state contest at Madison on May 18 where we are confident he will acquit himself with honor. CHIPPEWA WINS FOUR FIRSTS AT FORENSIC MEET In the declamatory contest Gwen Crane ranked first with Blanche Sparrow, also of the city, second, while in the extemporaneous reading contest, Dorothy Judd was awarded first. All first place winners will appear at the state contest to be held at Madison, May 19-20. These will be julian Clark, Robert Porter, Gwen Crane and Dorothy Judd. Each of the eight normal districts will be represented in this contest. According to all records available, this is the first instance in which any city has won all firsts at a district contest. Page One Hundred Thirty-Nine 1--9KONOCiE5:L...-. II -F-X
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