Chinook High School - Breeze Yearbook (Chinook, MT)

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SERENA RONNE, AVIS WILCOX and BARBARA STAM have succeeded the Andrew Sisters on the radio and the movies. They are sponsored by the PHILIP CASTEEL “Goody, Goody, Gum Drop” Company. IRENE MOHAR is married and has a lovely family. All are enjoying new modern plumbing equipment. IOLA SKOYEN has become a teacher in Home Ec. in CHS. It is rumored that she is following in Mrs. Bowen s foot steps—is now engaged lo the Biology teacher. MARY ANN WISE is a great career woman and has built a badly needed theatre in Harlem, Montana. KATHLEEN WAGNER is now a graduate nurse and is to become Joyce Thompson’s assistant. MAURINE OVERCAST is married to a wealthy rancher and is raising prize pigs. JESSIE HARRIS and Joe Kottke are now operating a reducing and hair styling club in the Montana Hotel. BOB STEINMETZ has just been elected President of the U. S. by the “Better Beer For Best Burps Party.” A former Lucky Stride tobacco auctioneer, is now the first lady. LORNA BURNS just perfected a new fire extinguisher. Her motto is, “Don’t let fire ruin your home, let us!” DOROTHY FR1EDE has just won the Champion Lady Wrestler title of the world over DONNA McKINLEY. Donna has decided to go back to boxing. ELNA FUNK is now the physical education instructor at C. H. S. SHARON HARSHMAN’S son has just been named the boy most likely to succeed Charles Atlas. PAUL NELSON has just finished his latest best seller, “Those Wild, Wild Women” DON HARSHMAN is the coach of the Harshman line, the only all family professional basketball team in the state. NANCY BURGESS right at the moment Nancy Burgess Inman is preparing supper for Bob’s thrashing crew, on their farm in the Black Hills. MARY WILLIAMS, has worked herself to a frazzle cooking for the Harshman five. RICHARD WAGNER has a perfected new method of producing sugar beets in Death Valley. GORDON MICHALSON is now a patrolman on the run from Havre to Harlem. Mike’s biggest trouble is trying to catch the younger drivers.

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(yenio'i (31 ass Plopliec j Ah! 1962, and what a change it has made in all the people we used to know. Not until tonight when 1 settled down to read the latest paper, did I realize how great a change it has been. Of course, none of us wanted it to stay the same, but we never thought it would come to this. Right here on the front page it says that GERALDINE BAHR, the famous cartoonist, has just returned to Chinook with her twins, Candy Bahr, and Crow Bahr. HELEN DUNBAR has just added her one-thousandth man to her harem. Keep ’em coming, Helen. HARRIET LIDDLE is married to John Shockley and living in China. They now have something akin to Robin Hood, “Little Johns,” that is. John makes his living by taking bets on chariot races. HELEN GALBRAITH is now married to no one else but James Stephens. They are now living in Butte mining diamonds, and already own a chain of jewelry stores. STUB SHOWMAN still maintains his hermitage on a lonely South Pacific isle, called “No Woman’s Island.” JAMES JONE-. still coaching for Notre Dame, just received $2,000 for coaching one game. He is now the highest paid coach in the United States. NELLA WADEISH is living in Los Angles driving taxi cabs. MARY ANN POPPLER has taken over Mrs. Zimmerman’s job as commercial teacher. JOYCE THOMPSON is now the head nurse at Helena hospital. They say that the place is just over run with people that need “special” care. NANCY and REX WADSWORTH, after being unsuccessful in the trucking business in California, came home to Chinook and raised the largest sugar beet that has been seen in the valley for fifty years. EVELYN McPHERSON has started a telephone service in Lohman and has run the Chinook Company out of business. BEVERLY JAMIESON, owns a chain of garages, operated hv her husband. Their most recent creation is a car—called the “Ruscher.” R-U-S-C-H-E-R, that is. JACKIE NORBERG. the “Hnrrv .Lines” of Hogeland, has just completed her fifth week playing at the Hogeland Night Club. BETTY THOMPSON, the Hollywood siren, just married her fiftieth husband. YVONNE BUTCHER has remodeled the Cozy Corner as a recreation center and is majoring in teaching dancing lessons.

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JEAN MacARTHUR now owns her owr. bakery specializing in cucumber bread, the new rage of the nation. MAXINE CONRAD is head printer at the Chinook Opinion and is still a resident at the Johnson home. WALDON HAUGEN is leading man in Jack Kuhlman’s latest production, “Love Sick.” After having proved themselves innocent of the charge of selling sunflower seeds above the ceiling price, JACK HIEBERT and VIRGINIA MURPHY are now raising them scientifically at the lowered cost of 4c a package. MACK SAVAGE is Commander-in-Cnlef of the K-9 Corps. His intelligence rating indicated a wolf, but this was the best the Army could do. DONALD WURTH has made a fortune by selling his extra-ordinary whiskers to the Tooth Brush h’atory in Omaha, Nebraska. TOM NESS is still making his nightly trips to Havre. I wonder if he is making any progress. JACK SATTLEEN KENNETH MacLEAN are now co-owners of their own line of chain grocery stores and are running stiff competition to Safeway. Their stores are under the name of Clear Creek Distributers Inc. ALICE HIEBERT is the district attorney in Boston. If she solves her latest case. Dick Tracy will be a thing of the past. MARY OVERCAST and Dick Lott are now operating the “Handsome Dick” dancing and singing school. ALICE HALL the famous Brazilian dancer, has just introduced the new song hit. “Get Halla Halla from Guatemala.” LAURA KRUSE the great shipbuilder now has a world famous “You Choosem Krusem” Company. EVA MOXLEY is the famous welfare worker at Lohman. She specializes in juvenile delinquency cases. CECELIA O’BRIEN the famous aviatrix made a successful trip lo Mars last week. When asked by newspaper men if there were men on Mars she just said “Hubba Hubba.” Our own athlete, the famous SPORTY SHORTY MORRISON, has just broken the world’s record in high jumping.