Chinook High School - Breeze Yearbook (Chinook, MT)

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(yenio'i (31 ass Plopliec j Ah! 1962, and what a change it has made in all the people we used to know. Not until tonight when 1 settled down to read the latest paper, did I realize how great a change it has been. Of course, none of us wanted it to stay the same, but we never thought it would come to this. Right here on the front page it says that GERALDINE BAHR, the famous cartoonist, has just returned to Chinook with her twins, Candy Bahr, and Crow Bahr. HELEN DUNBAR has just added her one-thousandth man to her harem. Keep ’em coming, Helen. HARRIET LIDDLE is married to John Shockley and living in China. They now have something akin to Robin Hood, “Little Johns,” that is. John makes his living by taking bets on chariot races. HELEN GALBRAITH is now married to no one else but James Stephens. They are now living in Butte mining diamonds, and already own a chain of jewelry stores. STUB SHOWMAN still maintains his hermitage on a lonely South Pacific isle, called “No Woman’s Island.” JAMES JONE-. still coaching for Notre Dame, just received $2,000 for coaching one game. He is now the highest paid coach in the United States. NELLA WADEISH is living in Los Angles driving taxi cabs. MARY ANN POPPLER has taken over Mrs. Zimmerman’s job as commercial teacher. JOYCE THOMPSON is now the head nurse at Helena hospital. They say that the place is just over run with people that need “special” care. NANCY and REX WADSWORTH, after being unsuccessful in the trucking business in California, came home to Chinook and raised the largest sugar beet that has been seen in the valley for fifty years. EVELYN McPHERSON has started a telephone service in Lohman and has run the Chinook Company out of business. BEVERLY JAMIESON, owns a chain of garages, operated hv her husband. Their most recent creation is a car—called the “Ruscher.” R-U-S-C-H-E-R, that is. JACKIE NORBERG. the “Hnrrv .Lines” of Hogeland, has just completed her fifth week playing at the Hogeland Night Club. BETTY THOMPSON, the Hollywood siren, just married her fiftieth husband. YVONNE BUTCHER has remodeled the Cozy Corner as a recreation center and is majoring in teaching dancing lessons.

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lo Larry Jacobson, JACKIE NORBERG leaves her ability “to grow up.” We’re sure he can use it. PAUL NELSON bequeathes his penmanship to Babe Hofeldt. CECELIA O’BRIEN bequeathes her gift of gab to Carl Unruh, not that he needs it. MARY OVERCAST leaves her ability to get the Annual to the press on time to Tom Kuhr. We hope he burns as much midnight oil as Mary did. MAURINE OVERCASI wills the reddish tint of her hair to Betty Blatter, who seems to be working on the idea. MARY ANN POPPLER bequeathes her innocent blue eyes to Molly Jo Spencer. SERENA RONNE wills her magnificent head of hair to Mr. Denny. This may inspire more students to take up Chemistry. To Jack Larkin, JACK SATTLEEN leaves his laugh. Here’s hoping that he uses it while trying to laugh at some of Hank Halseth’s jokes. To John Miewald, MACK SAVAGE wills his “line,” in hopes that it will make it easier for John in future years. DON SHOWMAN leaves, to the boys of C H S, Donna Bowerman. We know that she can handle them. BARBARA STAM wills her height to Josie Ness so that she may “come up” in the world. BOB STEINMETZ leaves his power to get along with girls to Eddie Peschon. Poor Eddie is so baseful. To Stanley Wixom, BETTY THOMPSON bequeathes her shyness. Please use a little of it. JOYCE THOMPSON wills half of her wardrobe to Delores Rinehart. This still leaves Joyce with plenty. NELLA WADEISH leaves her chauffeur, Feter Wadeish, to whom ever is luck enough to get him. REX WAD WORTH leaves his love for automobile gadgets to Larry Martens. We hope Larry can attach all of the above to his bicycle. KATHLEEN WAGNER leaves her brother, Eddie, to the cheerleaders. One at a time, please! NANCY WAGNER bequeathes her bottle of peroxide to Artista Kottke, since she isn’t going to use it anymore. RICHARD WAGNER leaves his “speed to Dick Clikeman. AVIS WILCOX leaves her dancing ability to John Featherstone. MARY WILLIANMS leaves her sincerity to Grace Shockley. May she make better use of it. MARY ANN WISE bequeathes her freckles to Lela Ness. We hope she doesn’t get teased about them as much as Mary Ann has.

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SERENA RONNE, AVIS WILCOX and BARBARA STAM have succeeded the Andrew Sisters on the radio and the movies. They are sponsored by the PHILIP CASTEEL “Goody, Goody, Gum Drop” Company. IRENE MOHAR is married and has a lovely family. All are enjoying new modern plumbing equipment. IOLA SKOYEN has become a teacher in Home Ec. in CHS. It is rumored that she is following in Mrs. Bowen s foot steps—is now engaged lo the Biology teacher. MARY ANN WISE is a great career woman and has built a badly needed theatre in Harlem, Montana. KATHLEEN WAGNER is now a graduate nurse and is to become Joyce Thompson’s assistant. MAURINE OVERCAST is married to a wealthy rancher and is raising prize pigs. JESSIE HARRIS and Joe Kottke are now operating a reducing and hair styling club in the Montana Hotel. BOB STEINMETZ has just been elected President of the U. S. by the “Better Beer For Best Burps Party.” A former Lucky Stride tobacco auctioneer, is now the first lady. LORNA BURNS just perfected a new fire extinguisher. Her motto is, “Don’t let fire ruin your home, let us!” DOROTHY FR1EDE has just won the Champion Lady Wrestler title of the world over DONNA McKINLEY. Donna has decided to go back to boxing. ELNA FUNK is now the physical education instructor at C. H. S. SHARON HARSHMAN’S son has just been named the boy most likely to succeed Charles Atlas. PAUL NELSON has just finished his latest best seller, “Those Wild, Wild Women” DON HARSHMAN is the coach of the Harshman line, the only all family professional basketball team in the state. NANCY BURGESS right at the moment Nancy Burgess Inman is preparing supper for Bob’s thrashing crew, on their farm in the Black Hills. MARY WILLIAMS, has worked herself to a frazzle cooking for the Harshman five. RICHARD WAGNER has a perfected new method of producing sugar beets in Death Valley. GORDON MICHALSON is now a patrolman on the run from Havre to Harlem. Mike’s biggest trouble is trying to catch the younger drivers.