Chinook High School - Breeze Yearbook (Chinook, MT)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY (Continued) STANLEY FUNK and ROSALIE MUELLER finally got together and tied the knot. Ah me, remember in the old school days when Rosie was Stanley’s ideal girl—who would of thought it would come to this. HAYNES GEARHEART has just begun his fifth consecutive week of filibustering in the United States Senate Haynes is advocating the “Get the Women Back in The Home” bill. CATHERINE GIST and FRANCIS MAGDA hold tap-dancing classes at the armory three times a week for the Mother’s little darlings of Chinook. All the Mother are complaining because the children seem to shoot dice better than dance. EMMA GUERTZGEN. LILLY KIEFER and the Spa Tavern to “Jill’s Drive In” all they serve is Milk Shakes.” RUBY RIDER, have changed the name oc and the reports are not so good. “You see BURVIL HARSHMAN, commonly known as “Bud” is the proud father of five boys. So far he has taught everyone ol them an “Over the Shoulder Pass” at the ripe oiu age of 3 months. ROBERT HIEBERT, Lo and behold, Bob decided women were of absolutely no use in this world so he has forsaken all of them. “He is now living the life of a hermit in a cave in the Rockie Mountains.” ARLENE HOLMES is now selling the new curlers called “Sure Curl With Every Twirl”. She demonstrates on Saturday nights only and even at that has turned out to be quite some competition for Lai ra’s Beauty Shop. HELEN JACOBSEN decided she w’ould become a writer and at present she is receiving mighty royalties from her book “Scientific Facts About Gravel Gertie”. Which is very enlightening. MERLIN JENSEN finallly got tired of this on again and off again business with Mary Loraine. They are now settled across from Mabel’s with an ideal little family of eighteen. BETTY KUHR, AILEEN HALL and OLIVE SLONAKER moved to the coast to live with their Admiral husbands. They always liked the navy in school days but no one ever dreamed they’d get more than a Seaman third class. DICK LOTT, the light finally dawned and Dick decided he wasn’t so handsome after all. He is now Hollywood’s Horror Man, taking the place of old Boris Karloff. TATftUMA MATSUOKA is now Dr. Tats of the “Too much poundage causes too much Roundage” clinic for overweight women. Tats has really turned out some lovelies too.

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 enicl (3lass Plopltecy ANTHONY ANDERSON was voted chief ditch digger of 1970 and had to work very hard to win his fame. GRACE ANDERSON and HARRIET BURNS are teaching in the small town of Shelby. Oh yes, by the way, Cliff McCannon is working there too—wonder why ? LEROY ANDERSON has a monopoly on sky stations where heliocopters may gas up while standing in mid-air. LINDON HARRIS finally gave up army life and is LeRoy’s up and coming assistant, in charge of the 31,000 feet elevation shop. VERN ANDERSON is a missionary in Timbuctoo and is having quite a time over then with the native women. ‘‘They all think he is the God of Love.” RUTH BALDWIN now has her own photography shop in her beloved Missoula This spring as a special favor to her old high school she is doing all the photography for the 1970 Chinook Breeze. MADONNA BRANDON and ROSIE BURTCH feel that they owe their success in life so their working days at Sloan’s, for the girls now own Reno’s largest department store. “Madonna has a little pokei game going constantly, in the storage rooms.” PHILIP BROD who through school years was a bashful boy is now sponsoring the “School of Charm and Personality in South Chinook. J. T. BUTLER as the world’s most noted daredevil, now crashes the average of three cars a day—and two at nignt, thrilling millions in a crowded New York Arena. “Funny, how he developed that technique, even back when he was in high school.” ETHEL CARPENTER has taken over the position of Commercial teacher in Chinook high school, she secured Miss Zerr’s position. Alas! the stories the students hear are the same. Ethel has the only known copy of a book Miss Zerr wrote, entitled, “Did I Ever Tell You About The Time.” MARIETTA CHAPMAN finally found her personality was paying, she landed the handsome Mosser lad for keeps. “They are now raising prize hogs on the Mosser farm.” PEARL COHRS I suppose you’ve all heard of the “Crowded Breezy Country Club?” It was organized by Pearl, and some of the best known teas in Social life are given there, organized by none other than Pearl also includes a zoological expedition that tramps through the Montana bad lands in search of fossils. ROY COX is now running an exclusive line of barber shops from New York to San Francisco. His motto is “You grow ’em—We’ll mow ’em.” JOHN CROCKETT sailed through Annapolis with flying colors, but had a bit of trouble sailing the seas—however soon after, he acquired his sea legs and was commissioned commander aboard the U. S. S. Frankie Norberg, named in honor of Frankie, who founded the scientific protection against the force of the Atom. LORRAINE ERICKSON finally gave up hope of Johnny staying home long enough to marry her, so she went to the West coast too, there she has Johnny as well as the envv of all Seattleites—why not? My gosh haven’t you seen those legs? CAROLINE FELTON is now Mrs. J. W. Powers, she is helping her husband choose the models. “They can’t seem to find any who come to the same measurements as Caroline.”

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY (Continued) DOROTHY MODIC now runs an accordian shop where the Sweet Shop used to he, I guess business isn’t so good, as she and Lawrence Siemens are the only ones for miles around who own accord;ans. BETTY NESS finally decided Chinook was too large a place for her and moved to Savoy. Montana, the is the sole owner of the “Coffee Cup”. A charming little place really, but no one ever goes there. ALICE MAETCHE began flower gardening f.s a hobby and now finds her name in the leading magazines as the producer of America’s most beautiful flowers. She . spends her winters in Montana ana her summers in the soil. JOYCE OLSON won her fame, as the pin-up girl of all the boys aboard an American air-cralt carrier. She recently made the headlines when the whole crew stopped for a visit with her. Chinook saw excitment as the crowds of Gobs made their riotous way to her little white house on the corner. WILLIE PYETTE is the owner of the Rough and Ready Rodio. Bernard Norheim is his business manager and he recently announced this week that Pyette will take his troop to the Inner Most Jungle and really show the natives how to rope and ride. PAUL RAMBERG runs a drive-in restaurant in Florida and receives regular shipments of hamburger from the Brod and Siemens cattle ranch. JOHN RUSCH, John has a famous moustache grooming shop in Chicago. Of course no one ever heard of such a thing before John came along. It didn’t seem to bother him much for he was always Ki.uwn ior originality. ORRIS SEVERSON is now the test driver for Plymouth Company, he tests all new cars before going off the assembly line. He is still saying “Herman hasn’t caught me yet.” JIM and JaCK STEPHENS soon after graduation Jim and Jack moved to Argentina where they are campaigning against President Peron. NEIL SUMMERS is acclaimed as the Freud of our times—and by now his books on psychiatry have his best friends laughing at him. RUSSELL UNRUH that handsome hunk of man is still single and has his friends amazed because of the fact. At least twenty women propose each day—they say Serena sometimes asks him twice a day. JAMES WARRINGTON, Jim is now a proud Sergent in the U. S. Army, and he has won real acclaim with his Boogie Woogie ability. One of our local girls, Mary Overcast has lost all traits of being subtle now, and is doing her darndest to land Jim.