Chinook High School - Breeze Yearbook (Chinook, MT)

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 enicl (3lass Plopltecy ANTHONY ANDERSON was voted chief ditch digger of 1970 and had to work very hard to win his fame. GRACE ANDERSON and HARRIET BURNS are teaching in the small town of Shelby. Oh yes, by the way, Cliff McCannon is working there too—wonder why ? LEROY ANDERSON has a monopoly on sky stations where heliocopters may gas up while standing in mid-air. LINDON HARRIS finally gave up army life and is LeRoy’s up and coming assistant, in charge of the 31,000 feet elevation shop. VERN ANDERSON is a missionary in Timbuctoo and is having quite a time over then with the native women. ‘‘They all think he is the God of Love.” RUTH BALDWIN now has her own photography shop in her beloved Missoula This spring as a special favor to her old high school she is doing all the photography for the 1970 Chinook Breeze. MADONNA BRANDON and ROSIE BURTCH feel that they owe their success in life so their working days at Sloan’s, for the girls now own Reno’s largest department store. “Madonna has a little pokei game going constantly, in the storage rooms.” PHILIP BROD who through school years was a bashful boy is now sponsoring the “School of Charm and Personality in South Chinook. J. T. BUTLER as the world’s most noted daredevil, now crashes the average of three cars a day—and two at nignt, thrilling millions in a crowded New York Arena. “Funny, how he developed that technique, even back when he was in high school.” ETHEL CARPENTER has taken over the position of Commercial teacher in Chinook high school, she secured Miss Zerr’s position. Alas! the stories the students hear are the same. Ethel has the only known copy of a book Miss Zerr wrote, entitled, “Did I Ever Tell You About The Time.” MARIETTA CHAPMAN finally found her personality was paying, she landed the handsome Mosser lad for keeps. “They are now raising prize hogs on the Mosser farm.” PEARL COHRS I suppose you’ve all heard of the “Crowded Breezy Country Club?” It was organized by Pearl, and some of the best known teas in Social life are given there, organized by none other than Pearl also includes a zoological expedition that tramps through the Montana bad lands in search of fossils. ROY COX is now running an exclusive line of barber shops from New York to San Francisco. His motto is “You grow ’em—We’ll mow ’em.” JOHN CROCKETT sailed through Annapolis with flying colors, but had a bit of trouble sailing the seas—however soon after, he acquired his sea legs and was commissioned commander aboard the U. S. S. Frankie Norberg, named in honor of Frankie, who founded the scientific protection against the force of the Atom. LORRAINE ERICKSON finally gave up hope of Johnny staying home long enough to marry her, so she went to the West coast too, there she has Johnny as well as the envv of all Seattleites—why not? My gosh haven’t you seen those legs? CAROLINE FELTON is now Mrs. J. W. Powers, she is helping her husband choose the models. “They can’t seem to find any who come to the same measurements as Caroline.”

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CLASS WILL (Continued) MADONNA BRANDON has agreed that Alice Hiebert may come down for her shortness any time. HAYNES GEARHEART leaves to Francis Lisoski his inimitable technique with the women and hopes that !• rancis makes as good use of it as he has done. ALICE MAETCHE bequeaths her plumpness to Jim McCann, and if DICK LOTf weren’t planning on using it himself he’d leave his comb to Jim. As it is. DICK, after much persuasion, has ; greed to leave his egotisical stories to Mr. Denny who, Dick feels, was invaluable in teaching him the principles of science. BETTY NESS leaves her title as queen of the Rod and Gun Club to Norma Alsaker who feels that she is justly deserving of it. LAWRENCE SIEMENS unselfishly offers part of his height to “Shorty” Morrison. CATHERINE GIST bequeaths her plaid shirt and jeans to Serena Ronne. ROY COX leaves his attendance record to George Lang, and the faculty hope that George will not leave as many blank spaces on it. BERNARD NORHEIM promised his physics work-book to Don Wurth provided ho doesn’t show Mr. Denny the solutions. To anyone who makes week-end trips to Havre. LEROY ANDERSON leaves his car —since that’s the only road it knows! Hoping that it may aid him in j.d-libbing in band next year, LILLY KIEFER leaves her music to Joe Morris. Because she’s heard how badly she needs it, RUBY RIDER leaves her beautiful penmanship to Geniece Bruss. ORRIS SEVERSON has sorted all those good looking shirts and leaves them where they are—sorry, girls! He leaves Test Hill to whoever can take it. HELEN JACOBSON leaves her knack of getting the point in school work to Ceceli,-O’Brien who wastes so much time beating around the proverbial bush! RUTH BALDWIN leaves the scenic doorways of C. H. S. to Donna Bowerman and her camera, knowing that Donna will further enhance their interest with poses as masculinity. BOB SHEPPARD leaves his cowboy boots to Louis Mohar because their heels will get Louis up in the world. HARRIET BURNS leaves her “head of the class’ position to Mary Overcast who, we know, will follow through equally as well as Harriet has done. ROSALIE MUELLER leaves her ability to keep Neil Summers happy to Kay Wagner -good luck! PAUL RAMRFRG and PHILIP BROD relinquish their attitudes of humility to Tommy O’Brien and Tommy O’Hanlon who are already well known for their quiet and unstartling activities.

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY (Continued) STANLEY FUNK and ROSALIE MUELLER finally got together and tied the knot. Ah me, remember in the old school days when Rosie was Stanley’s ideal girl—who would of thought it would come to this. HAYNES GEARHEART has just begun his fifth consecutive week of filibustering in the United States Senate Haynes is advocating the “Get the Women Back in The Home” bill. CATHERINE GIST and FRANCIS MAGDA hold tap-dancing classes at the armory three times a week for the Mother’s little darlings of Chinook. All the Mother are complaining because the children seem to shoot dice better than dance. EMMA GUERTZGEN. LILLY KIEFER and the Spa Tavern to “Jill’s Drive In” all they serve is Milk Shakes.” RUBY RIDER, have changed the name oc and the reports are not so good. “You see BURVIL HARSHMAN, commonly known as “Bud” is the proud father of five boys. So far he has taught everyone ol them an “Over the Shoulder Pass” at the ripe oiu age of 3 months. ROBERT HIEBERT, Lo and behold, Bob decided women were of absolutely no use in this world so he has forsaken all of them. “He is now living the life of a hermit in a cave in the Rockie Mountains.” ARLENE HOLMES is now selling the new curlers called “Sure Curl With Every Twirl”. She demonstrates on Saturday nights only and even at that has turned out to be quite some competition for Lai ra’s Beauty Shop. HELEN JACOBSEN decided she w’ould become a writer and at present she is receiving mighty royalties from her book “Scientific Facts About Gravel Gertie”. Which is very enlightening. MERLIN JENSEN finallly got tired of this on again and off again business with Mary Loraine. They are now settled across from Mabel’s with an ideal little family of eighteen. BETTY KUHR, AILEEN HALL and OLIVE SLONAKER moved to the coast to live with their Admiral husbands. They always liked the navy in school days but no one ever dreamed they’d get more than a Seaman third class. DICK LOTT, the light finally dawned and Dick decided he wasn’t so handsome after all. He is now Hollywood’s Horror Man, taking the place of old Boris Karloff. TATftUMA MATSUOKA is now Dr. Tats of the “Too much poundage causes too much Roundage” clinic for overweight women. Tats has really turned out some lovelies too.