Chinook High School - Breeze Yearbook (Chinook, MT)

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28 THE CHINOOK BREEZE May. 1926 Please Accept Our Sincere Good W ishes May this, the success that you as High School Graduates have attained, be but the first of a series of worth-while accomplishments which you will achieve as you journey down life’s highway, and may your future conduct be an inspiration to those who are following in your footsteps through Chinook High. Dry Goods Ready-to-Wear Shoes for All CHINOOK MONTANA syfly 1 Linsley Rohr Staple and Fancy Groceries Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten CHINOOK. MONTANA h n r Q: 'Tve got a splinter in my lip.” Katrina: “How come?” Q: “Kissing Ed.” Katrina: “Well?” Q: “He’d been drinking wood alcohol.” A boastful Texan, visiting Washington, was being shown the sights of the capital. Looking at a line new building and being told by the guide that it had been built in three months, he said: “That’s noth.ng. w'e built one that big in sixty days.” Another large building completed in sixty days brought the remark: “Dallas could put it up in six weeks. Finally they came to the Washington monument, and the Texan exclaimed: Whew! What’s that?’ Darned if I know,” answered the guide. It wasn’t there yesterday.” Eldon (calling): “Time to think of going home.” Dorothy: Still behind time, ain’t you?” Ilebol (sending sub into game): “Ray, don’t say a word until play is resumed.” Ray: “What word?” Senior: “Why, I get twice as much sleep as you.” Frosh: “You ought to. You’ve got twice as many classes as I have.” “They tell me rubber tires.” “That’s why it stretches, you dumb-bell.”

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Humor and Advertisements

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May, 1926 THE CHINOOK BREEZE 29 QUALITY GOODS-HONESTLY PRICED w omen s Wearing Apparel Every garment in our store is carefully selected and includes every style that is smart for madam or madamoiselle. Percival B. Palmer’s Coats and Dresses C. P. Ford’s Pumps and Slippers See O r Special Presentation of Summer Millinery Interesting Assortments of Fashionable Accessories Men s Furnishings Hart Schaffner Marx Suits The Florsheim Shoe Keep step with the times—wear smart looking Florsheims — they have the fine style, the quality finish. that you want—they’re the kind that make your feet feel well dressed. New lasts—new leathers— the world’s best at a price that is reasonable. Come in; try them on. You’ll get a great kick out of our showing of new Spring Styles. You'll find all of the new things that are being worn by the World’s Style Leaders in all the big fashion centers. You will also find some very Exceptional Values. Lakeside Shirts “Four Winds” Topcoat It will keep you warm on chilly days; keep you dry on drizzly days; keep you stylish looking all the while, and it will wear for months and months. Many styles and many fabrics. The excellent quality of these shirts distinguishes them as superior garments. Our stocks are more complete than ever before. All the latest stripes, cross stripes and checks in blues, greys and tans with and without collars to match. Remember, we also carry a complete stock of — HARDWARE — INTERNATIONAL and JOHN DEERE FARM MACHINERY SHERWIN-WILLIAMS PAINTS — in fact, everything in Merchandise.