Chinook High School - Breeze Yearbook (Chinook, MT)

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II THE CHINOOK BREEZE May. 1925 EXCHANGE COLUMN Wanted: A Latin pony.—Mary Fast. Needed: Sonic? new jokes.—V. T. Sanders. Wanted: A new razor.—Leo - ” 'e. Wanted: A larger field tor m .alent.— Red Me. Wanted: A three-room h« e in the near future.—Fritz Wallner. Wan '»d: Someone to sew on buttons.— F. H. Su. V Wanted: wild horse trainer to handle Lopez.”—Ag Department. Wanted: A rubbery try-square for the Shop Class.—See Mr. Smith. For Rent: One of my beaux.—Anna Cline. To I et or Loan: My wonderful voice.— Eldon Crawford. For Sale: My look of copper colored hair. —John Cronk. For Sale: My gift of gab. —Vera Murphy. Found: Spring fever. See the Faculty. For Rent: My typing speed. — Kenneth McKinnie. Wanted: A stronger pair of specs to see thru Shorthand with—Tootie Kuhr. alias Snub. Lost: A Physics problem answer book. Return to Room 24 and receive reward. Found: A speed record.—Milo Sands. For Sale: One of my shoes, same can be used for sail-boat.—Earl Streeter. Lost: A cud of gum. Frances Boyle. For Sale: Advice on how to keep or steal a girl.—Peggy Kuhr. Wanted: A pair of wings.—LaPriel. Wanted: Advice in writing love letters.— Anna Do wen. For Sale: My reputation as a vamp.— Goldie Bloomer. For Rent: My spelling ability.—Leonard Cole. For Sale, cheap: One Chemistry class, slightly damaged, and uninsured.—See Mr. Peterson. For Sale: My unused Stacomb.” — Bill Maney. Wanted: More Sunday School parties. — Martha Alexander. Wanted: A pair of long pants.—Blossom. For Sale: A complete set of second-hand love letters as good as new.—Evelyn Campbell. -------c.h.s.----- MISS FAIRFAX GIVES ADVICE Dear Miss Fairfax: I am in high school. I dearly love a young man who runs a picture show machine. Would it be proper for me to be with him and watch him while he is at work? He works every night. WORRIED. Yes. if you do not detain him from his work. I think it all right to “watch him. Put couldn’t you do something else part of the time? Is it necessary to visit him every night? Dear Miss Fairfax: I am a Junior and want to know if it would be all right if I asked a teacher to go with me to a show or dance occasionally. I have red hair. —GEO. CARTER. No. I don’t think you should step out with a teacher. She might have a tendency towards giving you unearned grades. Dear Miss Fairfax: 1 am in love with a Senior girl and a grade teacher. Both are very nice but thru experience I find I cannot have both at the same time. What shall I do? -AMATEUR. You are entirely too young to think of love, but if you feel you must, have a girl then take the Senior, because a teacher is apt to lead you her way—maybe financially. Dear Miss Fairfax: I love and have been going with a Junior boy. but find he has of late been taking out other girls, altho he takes me once in a while. —NEWCOMER. If a boy did that to me I would talk to him and try to discover his reason for so coing. Maybe he is just kidding you. My Dear Miss Fairfax: The past year I have been going with another member of the Faculty in fact. I spend considerable time with him. Do you think this is all right? —BLUE EYES. The more you put into a thing the more you get out of it. Therefore either teach school or move over to this man's house. You can’t do both at once. Dear Miss Fairfax: My mother sort of objects to my traveling with girls. What can I do so I can be with the rest of the gang? I am a Senior and am getting uneasy because the girls are going fast. —EXCITED. Get well acquainted with some nice girl and ask her over to your house for tea. Act the part of a trustworthy and gallant gentleman and I'm sure you’ll have no trouble thereafter. Oh. My Dear Miss Fairfax: Everytime I take a girl out she turns oat to be a blonde. I am a blonde myself. They say opposites attract. I am tall and skinny. Why don’t I fall for some black-haired short little dumpling. —GROWING BOLD. You are too old to be bothering about the girls at all. Why don’t you get yourself a good book and settle down for the evening? Miss Fairfax: I am getting up in years— can't dance and don't go out much. How can I get ahead more in social lines? Maybe some day I might want a partner and I’ll never find one unless I start soon. —ANSWER QUICK. If you never went out with girls and are “up in years you are out of luck. The first puppy love is the fundamental to all marriages. Maybe you can pick up an old maid or some anxious-to-marry girl. ------c.h s.------ Davy had a pony He couldn't make It go. Every time he'd take it out Miss N. would holler “Whoa. Conrad Kuhr. reading Latin to his Father: “Caesar et Cicero et Catalus. Father (interrupting him): “That old Caesar must have had a great appetite. Juanita: Please show me some ties. Clerk: Gentlemen’s ties? Juanita: Oh! No! It’s for my brother. “Say. what kind of a fellow is Smith? “He’s one of those fellows when there is i piano to move he always takes the stool. Orville (singing the latest song hit): She was only the garbage man's daughter. That’s why I’m in the dumps. Lady: If you don’t do away I’ll call my husband. Tramp: Ah! I know him. Last week he said he would call you if I didn't leave. Fritz W.: Do you want to marry a one-eyed man? F. C.: No—why? Fritz W.: Then let me carry your umbrella. Warren: Can you tell me why a black cow gives white milk that makes yellow butter? Leonard: For the same reason that black-lurries are red when they are green. Mr. Smith (to Leo’s bright remark): Young man. it will take you live years to know as much as you think you know now. Customer: You have made two mistakes in this bill, one in your favor and one in mine. Grocer: One in your favor? Where? Physician: I’ve just discovered a new disease. Miss N.: Call it Pfxlizia. Doc: Why? Miss N.: Because it just fits into a crossword puzzle I’m composing. Health Hint: Take care of your teeth, spys an advertisement. We have nothing but scorn for the careless person who leaves them smiling inanely in the bathroom. English XI Mr. Sanders: What does Parkman mean when he refers to the “canine population in his Oregon Trail”? Alice: Oh. it’s the people that came from Canaan. Peggy: This paragraph’s sorta long. Miss N.: Peggy, do you think that’s good English? Peggy: Kinda. Spanish Philosophy Tourist: Why do you have such bad roads in Spain? Native: To keep out the autoes. We prefer to die of old age. No Doom Today It was raining in Los Angeles on the morning of the eclipse, and one enterprising youngster was yelling his wares: “Paper! All about the end of the world being postponed on account of the rain.”

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May. 1925 THE CHINOOK BREEZE 13 EIGHTH GRADE HISTORY In the spring of 1923 when we received oar promotion certificates we felt pretty grown up because we were seventh graders and in Junior High Schoc . We had a glorious vacation and were glad to get back to school again in the fall. When the last bell rang, a buzz ot excited end nervous graders rushed pell-mell into Miss Anderson’s room for roll call. Ail went well until the buzzer rang then how we jumped! Miss Anderson taught us English. Poor Miss Anderson! How she did have to criticize us. for we were not advanced in the ways of English. Mr. Bade wit z steered us safely through the intricacies of mathematics. Miss Bancroft taught drawing. It seemed that confusion always reigned in drawing class. Most of us had a study period after dinner, which we used for a rest period instead of study. We always had a good time after four o’clock with Miss Anderson. for the hours we spent with her at that time were many. The first social affair we held that year was a picnic. We invited the eighth grade, but our regrets and sorrows were many when supper time came. The picnic was held a mile and a half south of town, in a beautiful cottonwood grove, beside the river. It was quite dark when we at last returned nome—much to the delight of certain ones there. We later learned from Mr. Juliun and Mr. Budewitz that we were very disorderly at the picnic. We elected Ingwald Fredlund president of our class, and Lucille O'Brien secretary and treasurer. The rest of the year was rather dull except for the two class parties, each one being a “howling” success. At the last party Mrs. Williams gave us information as to how a Virginia Reel is accomplished. The old gang” sure rushed out of the school house when vacation time came. But when vacation time was over we were all glad to rush back, as the “peppy eighth graders of ’24. We began the year right by electing Arthur Lehfeldt president and Laura McKinnie secretary and treasurer. We also organized »». “Good Citizenship Club” of which Stanley Trcchta was president and Betty Hoover vice-president. Our club improved our behavior and now we are real citizens. We had the same teachers as the year before with the exception of Mr. Zimmerman. who took Mr. Budewjtz's place, and Miss McNall. who took Miss Bancroft's place. Our social activities were a complete success this year. We held two parties, the 1 tter party being held on St. Patrick’s day. We awarded first prize for best costume to Ingwald Fredlund and second prize to Mrs. Williams, who dressed as a. (plaint, old-fashioned lady in a dress dating back to the time before the Civil War. It was whispered that Donald Morrison did not enjoy himself because he was too busy watching charming Miss McKinnie. Stanley Trachta and Betty Hoover were said to have had a good time. Our picnic was indeed a picnic, for all that it was held at the south end of the gravel pit. Our athletics have improved this year, for we won a degree of fame by defeating the unconquerable Sophomores. Unfortunately we were beaten by Harlem, and razzed by the school till we know it won’t happen again. School is nearly over now. and next year we are going to be full-fledged Freshmen. We may be green and we may be laughed at, but just watch our dust! -------C.H.8.----- SEVENTH GRADE HISTORY Onct upon a time their were a awful big class, and they come from the sixth grade. Well, that seventh grade class were a good one; they were almost, first in everything. When we came to school the first, day we don't no what to do. so we gets a seat and wonders what were cornin’ next. Their were one teacher’s get up and said what we seventh graders was expected to do. The teacher give us a lesson for the next day. After we got ust to that we felt quite at home hear. After we had school for about a week they started to practice foot ball. Now over In the grade building they practiced all the time and they says they thought they’ll play a game against us and the green eighth graders they gets right to work and showed ’em how to play and wallerped ’em good and hard. The things rowled along until basket ball season came and Mr. Zimmer-ment he start us kids playing ball. We play Harlem and Havre and gets skinned ter pieces. Them partys was shore dandy wuns. MIsses Andersen. Missus Wilyums. Misster Zimmerment and Misster Smith were their. First we played a game and then we got the eats. Hot dog. but them eats was dandy. When the seenyers. junyers. sofmores and freshmans gives parties they ain’t know good and when we gives ’em they was the best ever, the teecher says so to. When we elekted ophisers we feel more brfsnez like and gets down to buisnez. Holey Reser he was president and Agnes Olson she was secretare and treasure. And Isabell Grifin she waz our representative in the stewdent consel. When we had our clazz picnics we elekted some cumitteH. Holey Reser he thought he was gonna have a awfull time to make us kids pay atenshun and Miss Andersun she got awful mad and sumtymes she just ups and changes them good grades of ourn to most nothin. Our English teacher had us kids write a play. The name of it was legent of sleep; hoi loo. We acted out the play to it and it sur was a sucksess of course anything wo seventh graderrs done is a sucksess. Billie dook was the rip roorinest kid I ever seer. I think the teacher ought to up and wallop him good and plenty. We sur are good at writin theames and we ain’t running outa material either like some other clazzes. Mr. Zimmerment had us writ theames in sivic sints being we rote such good ones. When we gits up in the big clazzes we ain't gonna sit around like them seenyers. were gonna git hi grades and worrk like a pak a bees. The seventh graders sur is a grate bunch. Fenerl Redecop he wouldn’t learn nothing and he up and says hes gonna quite school if we have the same mess o' teechers. On count of us being such good skolers espeshly witin theames we expects to be seenyers some day and granulate and next year we will be eighth graderrs and we ain’t gonna be a dum c’-izz eether. Well, so long, see you next yeer maibee. ------c.h.s.-------- Alberts.: Say. Bill! Bill M.: What? Albert: You know that cow y ’d me you’d sell the other day for $10.0 Bill: Yep. Albert: I’ll buy her. Bill: Nope. Won't sell her now. Albert: Why not? Bill: She got well. The height of painlessness is a splinter in a wooden leg. Martha: Did Anna blush when her stocking came down at the Prom? Peggy: Well. I didn't notice. Milo: I understand they are going to do away with class pins. Helen: How’s that? Milo: There’s nothing to pin them on any more. Swimming Instructor: Can you swim very well? Carl Noyes: No. sir. but 1 can sure wade! Red: How did you get by in English without studying? Mac: I worked out a cross-word puzzle mv Prof, couldn’t figure out. Jennings D.: Could you tell me in round numbers what I made in the test? Mr. Julian: Yes. zero! Earl M.: Would you like to see something swell? Anna Cline: Oh. yes! Earl: Just drop these beans in the water and watch them. Louis J.: Those trousers of yours look a bit worn. Bill Maney: Yes. they are on their last legs. Fat: That rouge certainly looks unnatural 1 thought for a long time it was your skin. Madeline: Well, it was the next thing to Grandmother: Johnny. I wouldn’t slide down those stairs. Johnny: Wouldn’t? Shoot, you couldn’t! Twenty Years Later Slowly, silently, she yielded to his for.d embrace. The great red moon smiled dow l in approval. As he clasped her in his arms r.nd pressed a kiss on her upturned lips she softely murmured— (To be Continued) “How I love to wind my mouth up; how I love to hear it go.”—Vera Murphy.

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May. 1925 THE CHINOOK BREEZE 15 On Saint Peter’s Registration Cat NAME. KATHLEEN COOPER...... EVELYN McKINNIE KATHLEEN GIBBS ..... LOUIS JOHN HENSEN MILO SANDS ......... WILLIAM MANEY ....... MADELINE ARNOLD NORMA GESELL ....... MARIE MAEIRT BERGELIOT ZAKARIASON JUANITA HARBOLT..... GOLDIE BLOOMER ..... HELEN MONTGOMERY MISS NORTHUP ....... KENNETH McKINNIE EDWARD KUHR......... FRANCES BOYLE MARTHA ALEXANDER DONALD MONTGOMERY MRS. WILLIAMS ...... MARGY MILLER ....... FRANCIS EASBEY MR. JULIAN ANNA CLINE ......... GRETA SANDS ........ MISS SOULE ......... ELDON CRAWFORD KATHLEEN MOORE ..... JESSE BROOKS ....... MISS McNALL VERA MURPHY DONALD BLACKSTONE MR. SMITH ........... EVELYN CAMPBELL ANNA MANEY MR. PETERSON ....... LETHA RUNYAN ........ ORPHA GESELL......... MISS ANDERSON ...... GLEN HARBOLT ....... MR. BOYINGTON ANNA DOWEN MR. SANDERS ........ DOROTHY KENYON LILLIAN LAWSON ...... LORETTA KUHR MR. ZIMMERMAN HAROLD BARBER ....... LA PR I EL WILLIAMS . WARREN PHELAN LEONARD HARLEN JESSIE MAGRUDER MILDRED WILLIAMS LEONARD COLE ........ ALICE GROVEN ........ CALL NO. MARK OF IDENTIFICATION. CAUSE OF DEATH. “Casey” .................. Our nightingale -.......... Bronchoes Kinnie” ................. Being true ................ Mail train delayed Katie” .................. Eyelashes ................. American History Lewie” .................. Specs ..................... Chemical explosion Booth” .................. Procrastination Razor slipped Bill ...... Cigarettes Nothing else to do “Mickey” ................. Shy glances ............... Civics Norm” ................... Sweet disposition.......... Cutting stencils Honey .................. Poetical talent ........... Ambition Zak” .................... Studying .................. French “Johnnie” ................ Clothes ................... Two-timin’ ” Bloomie” ................ Dependability ............. The Annual “Mickey” ................. Eyes ...................... Nephew Bee” .... That hair ........Freshman Latin Class Mac .................... Wit ....................... Lemon extract Peggy .................. Pep ....................... Dramatic Club Frank .................. Dimples ................... Little dog “Martha Evelyn” . Vampish air .. Great Falls Monkey” ................. Assortment of ties ........ Tong war Self Service ............. Silver hair Red McG. “Marg ................... Sideburns ............... Late hours Asthma” ................. Dramatic powers ........... Dancing Bob” .................... Commanding way ............ Seniors Shiek” .................. Ears ...................... Poetry (She’s Central) .......... School spirit ............. Car rides Marg” ................... Marcel .................. Ford Boo .................... Tan sweater ............... Strolling Kate ................... Grin ....................... Landslide Jazzie ................. Manliness ................. Moonshine Mac” ............. Industry .... Janitors Skinny” ................. Enthusiasm ................ Loss of voice Blackie” ................ Plaids .................... Villain roles Monty” .................. O. D.’s ................... Cows Ev ...... “Kiddishness” ........... Removal of stairs Pat” Shamrock ................. Runaway Pete” ................... Changeable disposition .... Pickled snakes Levi” .................... Complexion ............... Mice Orf Quaker maiden Too much noise “Andy” ...... Dignity Fat” ..................... Avoirdupois ..... Dick” .................... Popularity ...... Speedy” .................. Smile Sonny Flashing eyes Dick” .................... Charm ........... Lilly ................... Baby face ....... Tootle” .................. Rosy cheeks Ziminie” .................Brogues Jim” Good nature .... Priel” ................... Shingle bob Phelix” .................. Blond Oscar ................... Superior air Jess” .................... Sociability ..... Midge ................... Coquettishness Cole” .................... Athletic ability Ole ..................... Blue eyes ....... A car hub Madeline Those janitor boys Jazz Prom Over-sleep Simple life Havre forward Worry No pockets Unknown Javelin Miss Anderson Overwork Siren 440-yard dash Overexertion