Chinook High School - Breeze Yearbook (Chinook, MT)

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THE CHINOOK BREEZE 31 Miss Adams: “Why did Bryant write ‘Thanatopsis’? Junior: “ ’Cause he didn’t know any better.” “Now Johnnie,” said the teacher to the booby of the class, “You’ve got to learn directions on the map before you pass. On the right of you is east, on the left is west, you’ll find. Now, Johnnie,” said the teacher, “pray tell me what’s behind.” Poor Johnnie blushed and reddened, but murmured with a catch: “I told my mother yesterday that you would see that patch!” We have quite a few biological specimens this year. Our menagerie includes a Drake, several Millers, a “Monkey,” some Martens, an Albatross, (Albert Ross), a Gesell, a Pauley parrot, and numerous poor fish and crabs. We have quite a botanical collection also, having a Fern, some Violets, a Beech sapling, a Sweet William, a fleur-de-Lea, a Marguerite, a Coffey plant, several kinds of nuts and quite a few American beauties. Little boy— Pair of skates— Hole in ice— Golden gates. Freshman: “I really don’t think I deserve a zero in this test.” Teacher: “Neither do I, but it’s the lowest I could give yon.

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30 THE CHINOOK BREEZE For a First Class Haircut, Shave or Shampoo, go to the FIRST NATIONAL BANK BARBER SHOP R. E. RUSCH, Proprietor. FRUITS CANDIES ICE CREAM at ELLIOTTS Also BOOKS, MAGAZINES AND STATIONERY THE LEHFELDT CO. i A COMPLETE DEPARTMENT STORE No matter what you want, LEHFELDT HAS IT

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32 THE CHINOOK BREEZE Miss Winter: “Name the Tudors.” Junior: “Front door and back door. Miss Reid: “The right to have more than one wife is called polygamy. What is it when only one wife is allowed.” Soph: “Monotony.” A Ford is like a school room—a big crank up in front and a lot of little “nuts” all around. Paraphrasing the autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, an intelligent eighth grader announced to the astonished teacher that when he came to Philadelphia he had two rolls, one under his arm, and walked down the street on the other. Another Fairy Tale.—Once upon a time there was a teacher who sprung an exam on us when we were prepared for it. Life is a joke; All things show it. •Look at a Freshman, Then you’ll know it. “That woman over there makes little things count, I tell you!” “Indeed?” “Yes; she teaches arithmetic to the eighth grade.”