Chinook High School - Breeze Yearbook (Chinook, MT)

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30 THE CHINOOK BREEZE For a First Class Haircut, Shave or Shampoo, go to the FIRST NATIONAL BANK BARBER SHOP R. E. RUSCH, Proprietor. FRUITS CANDIES ICE CREAM at ELLIOTTS Also BOOKS, MAGAZINES AND STATIONERY THE LEHFELDT CO. i A COMPLETE DEPARTMENT STORE No matter what you want, LEHFELDT HAS IT

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THE CHINOOK BREEZE 29 Soph: “I’m doing my best to get ahead.” Senior: “Well, goodness knows you need one.” “And what is so rare as a”—student who made his own note book cover?. —With apologies to Lowell. Chester Patterson, gleefully: “Oh, Miss Woodman, may we try a new stunt on the playground ?” Miss Woodman: “We’ll have to see Miss Dickey about that.” Chester: “Who is this Miss Dickey? Does she own the school ?” Question: How does Bill differ from the rest of the Senior class? Answer: Bill is a Drake; the rest are geese. Teachers, teachers, we’ve been thinking What a glorious world ’twould be If the teachers were transported Far beyond the Arctic sea! The man from Oklahoma had put it rather strong. He said they raised some “punkins” there about three meters long. “I cut one in two,” he said, “and used it for a tub.” “That’s nothing,” a New Yorker remarked, and gave his head a rub. “In New York it’s very common to see three full grown policemen asleep on one beat.”

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THE CHINOOK BREEZE 31 Miss Adams: “Why did Bryant write ‘Thanatopsis’? Junior: “ ’Cause he didn’t know any better.” “Now Johnnie,” said the teacher to the booby of the class, “You’ve got to learn directions on the map before you pass. On the right of you is east, on the left is west, you’ll find. Now, Johnnie,” said the teacher, “pray tell me what’s behind.” Poor Johnnie blushed and reddened, but murmured with a catch: “I told my mother yesterday that you would see that patch!” We have quite a few biological specimens this year. Our menagerie includes a Drake, several Millers, a “Monkey,” some Martens, an Albatross, (Albert Ross), a Gesell, a Pauley parrot, and numerous poor fish and crabs. We have quite a botanical collection also, having a Fern, some Violets, a Beech sapling, a Sweet William, a fleur-de-Lea, a Marguerite, a Coffey plant, several kinds of nuts and quite a few American beauties. Little boy— Pair of skates— Hole in ice— Golden gates. Freshman: “I really don’t think I deserve a zero in this test.” Teacher: “Neither do I, but it’s the lowest I could give yon.