Chinook High School - Breeze Yearbook (Chinook, MT)

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28 THE CHINOOK BREEZE ORPHEUM THEATRE THE HOME OF CLEAN AMUSEMENT “You Can Bring the Children” Watch for our Children’s Pictures—“Jack and the Bean Stalk”, and others. You will learn more on current events by seeing Hearst-Pathe News every Monday and Friday than you can read in a week. Fine Woolens on Display Hankey, the Tailor PRICES RIGHT—A FIT GUARANTEED Cleaning Pressing Repairing MONTANA HOTEL STEAM HEAT MRS. MARY L. BOENHERT, Proprietor

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THE CHINOOK BREEZE 27 “Do you believe Shakespeare wrote all the plays that are attributed to him?” “I will ask him when I get to Heaven. “Suppose he isn’t there? “Well, then, you ask him. Little Boy: “Pa, a man’s wife is his better half, isn’t she? Father: “Wa are told so, my son. Son: “Well, then, if a man marries twice there isn’t anything left of him, is there? Teacher: “William, what is the nut of a violin? Will: “Don’t know, ma’am; but I should think maybe the fellow playing it. Senior: “Did you ever take chloroform? Freshie: “No; who teaches it? Coach: “How’s your wind? Athlete: “Boyish. Coach: “How’s that? Athlete: “It comes in short pants. This is the way:— F—orget to take your books home, A—lways go to the show, I —nvariably sleep too late, L—et ’er slide!

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THE CHINOOK BREEZE 29 Soph: “I’m doing my best to get ahead.” Senior: “Well, goodness knows you need one.” “And what is so rare as a”—student who made his own note book cover?. —With apologies to Lowell. Chester Patterson, gleefully: “Oh, Miss Woodman, may we try a new stunt on the playground ?” Miss Woodman: “We’ll have to see Miss Dickey about that.” Chester: “Who is this Miss Dickey? Does she own the school ?” Question: How does Bill differ from the rest of the Senior class? Answer: Bill is a Drake; the rest are geese. Teachers, teachers, we’ve been thinking What a glorious world ’twould be If the teachers were transported Far beyond the Arctic sea! The man from Oklahoma had put it rather strong. He said they raised some “punkins” there about three meters long. “I cut one in two,” he said, “and used it for a tub.” “That’s nothing,” a New Yorker remarked, and gave his head a rub. “In New York it’s very common to see three full grown policemen asleep on one beat.”