Chico High School - Dragon Yearbook

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Tony Wilks is always leaving his homework in his locker. WELL, EXCUSE ME! e've all been there be- fore. You didn't do the assignment, but you don't want a zero. Maybe if you could come up with the right ex- cuse, the teacher will let you bring it tomorrow. We asked the faculty, who've heard almost every story in the book, What is the best excuse you've ever heard? Mrs. Ann Read thought the best excuse she'd heard was one that she used herself. lt seems Danny Price's goat ate Mrs. Read's test papers ...Do you think she'd be- lieve you if you told her that sto- ry? Even if you brought in a few scraps of the papers with goat teeth marks on them? I doubt it, too. Animals are used in excuses many times: probably because a pet can't talk to discredit a story. Mrs. Dana Crabbs and all of Lisa McCasland's teachers remember that Lisa had a horse that got out quite frequently. Coach Steve Weatherford re- members Craig Moss having to take his cow to the vet , and therefore not getting his work done. Every teacher has heard But I left it at home Elvis Brous- sard probably has a closet full of homework that he did at night and then forgot to take to school the next day. The best excuse Gary Under- wood heard was on his first day of school at Cypress Fairbanks l.S.D. One of his students heard the principal announce for everyone to go to home room, so the stu- dent went home to his room. i You lost your homework again! D'Layna Douglas' mother washed

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familiar with these keys. Who's got the keys??? F if E. same piano keys for many, many years. Keys that Open our School,

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