Chicago School of Medicine and Surgery - Medicos Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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SENIORS be Bratz There is an old Doc named Funck, 'Who has a great line of bunk, He'll stand up in class, And deliver the gas, But it surely is valuable junk. There's another old Doc named De Witt, ' When it comes to Path, he is it, He could eat cream and peaches, While Autopsy he teaches, For his stomach's not bothered a bit. A great Physiologist is Zoethout, He's made us all tremble no doubt, Special sense, respiration, And blood Circulation, He likes to tell us about. A wonderful man is Santee, Our Prof. in Nervous Anatomy, Although a great mind, He,s so willing and kind, Like him we should strive to be. You've heard of the cure la Sheets, Whose record no other one beats, If you want to know why, Just give 'em -K I, For this is the way that he treats. Doc Rubovits says we are born, That Q B. might our schedule adorn, He lectures on planes, Nfechanism and pains, How to fix perineums if torn. Dean Nagel, our prof in HG. Uf, Like him we know there are few, As we all know, He surely does go, When he puts the stuff to you. Doc Summers teaches Diagnosis, The signs of Tuberculosis, Dimensions and Spaces, And, areas he traces, Amylnitrite, digitalis and doses. Daddy Ryan's great old scout, He's one that knows all about Hernia operations, And leg amputations, Tumors, and how to cut them out. I There's Hershfield with a very loud voice, For neurology he is our choice, We hope that he looks Not too well at our books, And marks so we will rejoice. A handsome neurologist is Napheys, Tho' we've yet to learn how safe is Uur chance to pass, When we change to his class, But with his good nature our faith is. Doc Fischkin, who teaches us skin, As we know is not very thin, To a bunch in the arena He'll talk on eczema, While the rest go home and turn in. Butler in medicine-very stern, For him your lessons must learn, If perchance you don7t know it, Take and don't show it, For he'llquiz you the more at your turn. You've heard of our prof named Schmitz, Who -talks on Guillium and Sitz, In a voice not so weak, He'll talk on Technique, But he won't let us come in the pits. Prof. Clagett, a man of high station, Devised a new operation, He tells us that we Should studious be, If success is our desired destination. ,0ur pediatrician is Ferguson, To learn baby feeding he'll urge us on, How diapers are cleaned, And babies are weaned, And the best way to put babies, gir- W dles on. . CPozm ronz1'1zu1'd,o1z page 645 Page 62

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SENIORS Well, who doesn't know Doc Glen- tine, VVho talks two hours at a time? Cn surgical path, He won't stop for breath, But shoots right off on a line. Jackson has pediatrics, too, He'll put a stiff question to youg When you blubber and think, He'll look up and wink, And say, I donit think that will do. Doc Orndorff, our prof in X-ray, Had the class at the Willard one day, Some pencils and dope, YVith a new stethescope, He missed with astounding dismay. A queer little doc is Pedott, You may think he is slow, but heis notg ' ' Don't think he will wait, ' Youlve all heard of Becker in Sur- gery, , , He told us something encouraging, He swore the whole class Surely would passg n . Let's hope he wonit commit perjury. Doc Copeland lectured one day On the methods and the best way- 'Well you have read, What he has said Andbesides I dorftithink I should say. Doc Andrews lectures on Nose, And tells how a polypus grows, Of tonsils and adenoids, And how he avoids, Hemorrhage and post-operative woes. Who's the whole cheese-Doc Roe, Heis given us all of his dough For an oncoming day, When we go in class A, So our school will be the whole show. If it happens you're late, For he always starts off on the dot. R. S. C. g Q Butz of Thanks It is with no small degree of pleasure and gratitude that we, the Members of the Class of IQI7, do hereby express our sincere and heartfelt appreciation to our Class President, E. H. Kupke, for his untiring efforts, congenial interest and unselfish generosity inthe contribution of time and energy toward making The Medicos a worthy success, as well as for his many valuable services tendered our class during his term of office as chief executive. . Page 64 . . . rn, V , -ms .,.. ,...,.. .,., ,.... .s W.. ,-Y.a.-f.f.-.f..,,-1-..V..a.,..-N -H -.-.. .,..-..-.-. -Mrsmm .mm-wp. L. ,, i i n ,. 5 i aj E. E X 1 i 1, i i . 5 E 5 5 3 7 2 l 5 ,J V il lx 9 E. 3 if ,. l 1 . li is it ll gl l it 5 W il l E l ri I