Chicago School of Medicine and Surgery - Medicos Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Expecting to pass the Junior year Without any Hunks or conditions. To ask questions while Dr. Hershfield is lecturing on Tabes Dorsalis. Wa-iting for your fee in the Dispensary. Shaking a leg in a milk shaker. Looking for broken Compensation in the heart of Chicago. Paving the road to Success. Waiting for opportunity to knock at the door. Giving large doses of strychnine, for the depression of the Nlastoid. Counting typhoid bac. in 5 cc. of culture. Trying to get a knee jerk reilex in a man with a Wooden leg. Trying to get an accomodation reflex in a man with a glass eye. Learning go pages of Surgery by reading it over once. ' Expecting to find the library open when you Want to read. Arresting a man for killing time. Looking for the prisoner in an epithelial cell. ' Playing Dixie on an abdominal organ. Assisting the orchestra on an ear drum. Building a coal shed in the basement membrane. Incising an iron nail. Hanging pictures on the abdominal Wall. Attempting to commit suicide by jumping from tip of mastoid. Looking in the Pharmacopoea for Liquor Amnuiif' Looking for intercostal spaces on a chest of silver. Page 231

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light Qccupatinns Looking for the bridle on a medical student's pony. Sending out invitations for the Engagement of the head of the fetus. Amusing the Hpassengersn during labor. Dancing in the Hall of Fame? Waiting for Fishkin to wash his hands. Hiring an Express Company to move the bowels. Swiping gall stones when specimen is passed around. Lewin coming on time. Curing a disease without giving the patient K. I. Anesthetist in the county morgue. Looking for deformities on the face of a clock. Applying Sloan's Liniment to the elbow of the facial nerve. Feeling rigidity of muscles on the neck of the humerus. - Looking for the wings on Winged scapulae. Making apple cider from Adam,s apple. Treating mastitis by applying hot fomentations to the mastoid. Nfeasuring the vibrations in a urethral sound. A Selling electric fans to the Eskimos. Selling fur coats to the S. African negroes. Looking for aortic regurgitation in the heart of a playing card. Looking for the bull fight in Fishkins arena. 'Playing Hamlet on the 4'Ist stage of syphilis. Calling the Doctor to cure a piece of ham. Lecturing in a school for the deaf mutes. Asking for grape juice at a picnic given by the German Brewer' Writing a prescription for Liquor Folliculae. Looking for nystagmus in the eyes of a potato. Hiring a dective to look for the Missing Link? Attempting to diagnose skin diseases. . Cutting the hair on the head of the femur. Looking for the Prof. who says that his subject is not important, Searching for the white and semilinar lines on the abdomen. Page 230 s associatioi

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