Chicago School of Medicine and Surgery - Medicos Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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DGNT YOU REMEMBER uniors DeWitt Wrong as usual I reckon Danielson For instance Zoethout Roll call, gentlemen Copeland c'Get it Grabow 4'Stand up Doctor Orndoff I love to talk about electricity '7 Fischkm HHOW long is it? Funcrk I have a lurking susp1c1on that your preliminary education has been sadly neglected Meuller '4Guess you are all here Bennett Now Folksll' Fhellps HTake this I am giving you a tip Kendall Follow me? Eddy: Is Mr. Lando here? Goldfine: HIS there anyone- that doies not understand this? Sheets: c'Come in,Doctor.7' Nagel: As I said before? l i CI'D SNATCI-IES OF WITICISM CSophsj Who knows, who knows Why no hair grows Cn the upper lip of Orzynski? A mystery it will always remain To every one except Riordan. But who knows. Yes who knows Where we expect the mustache of Riordan. Alas, a puzzle it will always be To solve it we must call on Orzynski. FRESHMEN CONSOLATION On the College of battle, . Stands the Freshmen from morn until night. I-Iels the target for Upper Classmen, A And they hit him left and rightg But the Freshmen's never wounded, Tho the bullets be of steel. They just hit him and glance off And but little does he feel. And smiling, 'he slowly follows I-Iis Seniors as they gog I For he knows he'll be the gunner In a couple years or so. Page 226