Chicago School of Medicine and Surgery - Medicos Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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eministences uf tbebeninrs' Pilgrimage Frefhmen Year Dr. Somer: c'When you feel the pulse at the Wrist, you get the force of the left ventricle. Where Would you obtain the force of the right ventriclen? Blackburn: Grab a hold of the right leg. Dr. Zouthout: 'lVIr. Smith, when do you hear the second heart soundn? Smith: Immediately after the first. I Dr. Danielson: 'lVIaXon, Where else do you find the same covering as that of the testicle ? ' Maxon: HWhy, I don't know unless it's the other one. Dr. Zouthout: lVIr. Cohan, name the secretion of the skin. Cohan: '4Svveat and Sebumf' . Dr.-Somers: When you get out into practice, What is the first thing you should think offw? . I-Ialyama: 'cGet theimoneyf' Dr. Zouthout, stopped in his lecture one day and shouting said: NIL Itzkowitz, what are you laughing atm? W I Itz.: '4Nothing. Dr. Z.: Then you are a fool. Itz.: I did not know that I Was laughing? Dr. Z.: Then you are an ignoramousf' Dr. Danielson: , Thayer, describe the ovaryf' , Thayer: I didn't get that farf, Dr. Dan.: Flint, you describe the ovary, I am sure that you got that far.'7 Dr. Funck: . Flint, describe and name the parts of a prescription. i Flint: Base, vehicle, and adjutantf' Dr. F.: You mean adjuvant, do you think that you are in the army? 77 Dir. Funck: What is tynpanites? Levin: Gas in the ear. Dqr. Cary Centering the roomj: Order please! Magxon Qforgetting himselfj: Beer.'? Pagf 222 ..::--L1-451:11 ' : 4 1 :Af .1--ws ' . .- ifuzc-fax-:rr fr

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