Chicago School of Medicine and Surgery - Medicos Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Page 138 JUNIORS Q E u11inr'5 1Braprr Nagel is our dean, we shall not want. He maketh us sit up and take notes, And, too many, it is the cause of much worry He restoreth our ambitions. He leadeth us in the paths of G. U. for our own good Yea, tho we walk with him, we fear no evil For his benediction is upon us. He prepareth an examination before us In the presence of our ignorance. He putteth on a stern look, but we all getteth bv Surely, ghosts and goblins shall follow us All the days of ,our lives, and we shall dwell In the environment of them all forever. Junior rimrr A is for Adamo who on missions is bent, B is for Bissekumer who of fussing went. C is for Cooke, skilled in clinics and art, D is for Dyer with love in his heart. E is for Everhart, a teller of tales, F is for Filetti whose courage oft fails. G is for Cwanyard who in wedlock is bound H is for Haag whose rnote is not found. I is for Ignorance in which all play a part, I is for Johnson who will soon get a start. K is for Kersten whom always they ride, L is for Lando who cannot decide. M is for Miller who is slightly depressed, N is for Nothing which all possess. O is for Grtego who from Argentine came, P is for Pfeiffer a maid so tame. R is for Rembe who always wears tan, S is for Seale who is some ladies man. 'I' is for Tichy who in art is not slow, W is for Worley the pugilist we know. X is for Christmas we wish it were here, Y is for Your success the whole year.

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Page I4O The Sophomore if wofleing hard, Well do we know he eczrnf hif card. Hi: days are few and fast vnnft flee, Alf he will soon ez fnnlor be. ' E.H.K