Chicago Normal School of Physical Education - Scarab Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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9 I 1 First of all-to our 'onorable Faculty- F Here's to the teachers i Long may they live 1 Even as long as the V Assignments they give. If we were doping out the class prophecy, We'd put some of the girls down as A model housewives, a few teachers, and Mildred Allan as a model in a macaroni factory with Frannie as her understudy. 4 l I 'l u If E Dennis- Dad sent me something to keep my bills down. Skinny- That's great-what is it? Dennis- A paper weight! l ' ,ll Dortha- I could dance like this forever. l , I Mrs. Hazlitt- Oh don't say that. You're bound to improve' Tl l Yes, Mary, freckles are made from sitting in the shade of a screen door. le 7 In story telling. Do you Want a western story or a sea story? if Fern- A sea story, they're not so dry. Q . 1 I Alice Morris wears the best looking scarf-she gave it to her boy friend for , Xmas. f . i , The Humor Editor asked VVapo if she knew anything funny-no answer! but a mysterious grin crept over the face of our Big Chief, and yesterday when I ll looked in the mirror I found out why. 1 1 J rf . . . . . 3 J o Green- This is a tough assignment. It's a lot of work even if Fin not going E to do lt. QE 5 Helen Young- If I'm studying when you come, just waken me. When you are caught reading someone else's pa er d V ' . ' .figu- i Be nonchalant. Light out. p ulmg an exammq 1 il Yi ????- I've made up my mind to stay home tonight. 13 Marge- Too bad-Ifve made up my face to go out. Guess I'll write a joke about a window-then you can all see through it. I

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HUMOR Yes-we're the Humor Staff- Just why-we don,t know But welre here to make you laugh So-on your mark! Get set! Go!!! As a special department of the Scarab, the humor section hereby acknowledges itself as the one interest- ing part of an otherwise normally dumb yearbook. After peering somnanbulisticly over page after page of intensely watch the birdiel' grinning graduates, etc., it certainly must be a pleasure for you to discover the old friend humor. It isn't often that you find anything dumber in the annual then the pictures of grads-but for once we've got you beat. 79

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