Chicago Normal School of Physical Education - Scarab Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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CHARACTER DIRECTORY ' linow,yourself and all of your friends by the name that is listed in the Book of lfume. Look for your first initial in the first column, your middle initial in the second column, and your last initial in the third. OH absent-minded A A awkward A ant B bow-legged B bald B bedbug C calloused C clumsy C clown D devilish D dirty D degerter E QUOUUOUS E 61'I'iI1g E embezzler F foolish F flashy F flirt G greenhorn G gaping G goose H hard boiled H hen-pecked H hyena I impossible I insane I idiot J Jabbering J jealous J jail bird K kittenish K knarled K kangaroo L lazy L lieing L leech M measly M mammoth M maniac N naughty N nosey N ninny O oversized O old O outcast P plump P priggish P plug Q qua-rreling Q quavering Q quack R raving R roguish R rodent F' S sunburned S shrivelled S simp T toothless T talkative T tattle-tale U uppish U underhanded U usurper V vain V vulgar V viper IV washed out W whining W worm X Xylophous X Xyphoid X Xiphias Y yawning Y yelping Y yearling Z zephrous Z zealous Z zebra First Junior- VVhy is Jeannie so small?,' - - ' an Second Junior- ,Cause she was raised on condensed milk. The most popular course in school is the course of time. Miska Cin Anthropmoteryj- Why would you expect blondes to the average than brunettes? . ' H Mickey- Because blondes have a lighter complexion. Gin-'fHave you heard the new Ghost song? Margef No, what is it? Gin- I Ain't Got No Bodyf' Vir e- I 'ust bought a nickle eraser MaiPleline4l I should think a rubber one would be much better. Waggy- I know a dog worth 517,000. H Ethel-'fHow could a dog save that much? 83 weigh less

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Rehbeck- What is the meaning of protoplasm? Dr. Mac- The living matter in the cell. Rehbeck- Oh, I see. A Jailbirdf' Houck rode in my new Ford car, On the seat in back of meg I took a bump at fifty-five And rode on Ruthlessly. Jeannie- I want something to wear around the dormitory. Clerk- How large is your dormitory? I' CENSORED .Miss Dally- Hear you went to the dentist's. How did you like it? Greta- Oh-I was bored to tears. The college.girl's morning motto-Don't be alarmed. Jean Sinclair- There's a sense of luxury lying in bed and ringing for a maid. Hester- Do you have a maid. Jean- No, but I have a Bell. The Trib blatantly published this headline: Six Aldermen Lose Seats - imagine the inward confusion and the discomfort of those poor Aldies-never to know the joys of toboganning or revolving seats. Couldn't you just burst into quantities of lachrymal liquid? F ierce lessons L ate hours U unexpected dates N ot prepared W S 3 Q4 QU! US O4 can 'tm 'US Nc: QS., 5 ., UH: B: mr-s U17-in gf?- ?T,vC1' U1 : 03. 4 CD 14 O s: CP as CD cn V-B CV' Q4 CD CD cs Cf' U1 'CQ 14 O : -U 1 2 E. U2 CD :S O C9- Cf O 25? CDD' 42 Sm mC' on T- A5 324 C5 go Cf L'F 0 F721 CD 5 CDV U1 C5 o C: CD CD E. CT' o Cf' IT' o Ph Cf In 2 o P1 S 15. D QQ nocked out. U .D01'i3ha has decided that a few of the Seniors are musical. Flat'l feet- Sharp noses-and always harp1ng at the Staff. S2 77

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EXTRY! EXTRY! EXTRY! Eggs! Eggs! everywhere! VVe mean goose eggs-Source material for that static statement is the report of hundreds C?????D of Cenespie students are walking around in a daze Cno-they're not in love-guess againj. Grades are the cause of this trouble. With my own optic sensory organs I've seen girls on bended knee- begging for a grade in kiniesiology. But our Mrs. Miska was cruel-and our grades went home-and-and-oh-what's the use. Hester- What is the name of the largest diamond? Winnie- Ace. Lovey's boy friend got his frat pin on Tuesday. Dawn came on lVednesda3' and Lovey Wore the pin to school. Yea Austin! Miss Sharp- Give me the formula for water. Ann-' ' H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Miss Sharp-'KWhat is that? Ann- W ell, the book says-H-to-O. '7 WHY BE SO PERSONAL Miss Musselman skipped assembly on Monday. We had to send Dee after her. Mrs. Whitten sent out engraved announcements stating the dates for all exams. Koda refused to attend a meeting of the C. F. H. A. She claims she is only mildly interested in hockey. GUR IDEAL GIRL WOULD HAVE- Nita Airlane's Jane Bigelow's . . . . . . Brilliant Brains . VVinning VVays V. Brenisholtz's Jolly J Okes V. Bennetts . Athletic Ability C. Masc1one's Soulful Singing Jo Burke's . Presidential Power V. Boornhower . Heavenly Hair E- Ewmgis . . . VVinsome lVit D- COf1Cl0H'S - Darling Dancing D- D01!90I1,S Charming Complexion V- St6VSHS0I1'S Angelic Disposition H- WagH91 S 1 - . Chastened Cheerfulness We're all daafdoo-more things are going to happen soon-the Dem ',-exams- Jr. and Sr. parties-banquets-and graduation-it makes you vibrate like a tiny speck in a revolving kaleidoscope. It's late now-Scarab-and We're shivering from quantities of nightly cold cream, so pleasant dreams and sweet reposes- . E. CARPENTER J. PARKER M. LOGEMAN 84