Chicago Normal School of Physical Education - Scarab Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Rehbeck- What is the meaning of protoplasm? Dr. Mac- The living matter in the cell. Rehbeck- Oh, I see. A Jailbirdf' Houck rode in my new Ford car, On the seat in back of meg I took a bump at fifty-five And rode on Ruthlessly. Jeannie- I want something to wear around the dormitory. Clerk- How large is your dormitory? I' CENSORED .Miss Dally- Hear you went to the dentist's. How did you like it? Greta- Oh-I was bored to tears. The college.girl's morning motto-Don't be alarmed. Jean Sinclair- There's a sense of luxury lying in bed and ringing for a maid. Hester- Do you have a maid. Jean- No, but I have a Bell. The Trib blatantly published this headline: Six Aldermen Lose Seats - imagine the inward confusion and the discomfort of those poor Aldies-never to know the joys of toboganning or revolving seats. Couldn't you just burst into quantities of lachrymal liquid? F ierce lessons L ate hours U unexpected dates N ot prepared W S 3 Q4 QU! US O4 can 'tm 'US Nc: QS., 5 ., UH: B: mr-s U17-in gf?- ?T,vC1' U1 : 03. 4 CD 14 O s: CP as CD cn V-B CV' Q4 CD CD cs Cf' U1 'CQ 14 O : -U 1 2 E. U2 CD :S O C9- Cf O 25? CDD' 42 Sm mC' on T- A5 324 C5 go Cf L'F 0 F721 CD 5 CDV U1 C5 o C: CD CD E. CT' o Cf' IT' o Ph Cf In 2 o P1 S 15. D QQ nocked out. U .D01'i3ha has decided that a few of the Seniors are musical. Flat'l feet- Sharp noses-and always harp1ng at the Staff. S2 77

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Hockey is a great game if you unde' t d '13 - ' . ' stil-kwhieli lis 'used fo!-bgelf defense mainlgi, ialiid lin aiigigghpigieaelsuggprrgg 53221113 Alter the 16 eiee s whistle blows, the players start to run, hitting out on all sides with their sticks until the referee's whistle blows again. The object is to bruise 111111i1e11giDDfQf'1EgfE111'3sgS1SS pfnssiblle. A lilttle white ball is kept moving between the LC. Lsr'OenCanUt '. . . the ball to go, thatls why WS a Grist 351211111 s about the direction they want . . , D - g or women. The game lasts until either team gives in or gives out. Miss Mllsselman-H911'1S, Why are YOLu' marks so low after the holidays? 5011001 C111 Cl101'11Sl- Oh-er-everything IS marked down after Xmas. Well, said Betty, as she slipped on Hester's dress, thrust her arms in Ann'-s coat. pulled on Dot's hat and fastened Mary's gloves, I'm a college girl at last. J' An annual is a great invention The school gets all fame The engraver gets the money And the staff gets all the blame! Really, we would like to know just where Beck got that optical disillusion. ln other words, we mean your black eye. lf your feet don't match-and your marks are bad-don't fail read the rest of this book-it's full of wonderful things!!! WHAT TO DO Weep and you're called a baby- Laugh and you're called a fool- Yield and you're called a coward- Kick and you're called a mule- Smile and they call you silly- F rown and they'll call you gruff- Put on a front like a millionaire AND SOMEONE CALLS YoU A BLUFF! 'Mistakes will occur, said Dee, as she held an exam paper in one hand and a :qrror in the other. 81

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CHARACTER DIRECTORY ' linow,yourself and all of your friends by the name that is listed in the Book of lfume. Look for your first initial in the first column, your middle initial in the second column, and your last initial in the third. OH absent-minded A A awkward A ant B bow-legged B bald B bedbug C calloused C clumsy C clown D devilish D dirty D degerter E QUOUUOUS E 61'I'iI1g E embezzler F foolish F flashy F flirt G greenhorn G gaping G goose H hard boiled H hen-pecked H hyena I impossible I insane I idiot J Jabbering J jealous J jail bird K kittenish K knarled K kangaroo L lazy L lieing L leech M measly M mammoth M maniac N naughty N nosey N ninny O oversized O old O outcast P plump P priggish P plug Q qua-rreling Q quavering Q quack R raving R roguish R rodent F' S sunburned S shrivelled S simp T toothless T talkative T tattle-tale U uppish U underhanded U usurper V vain V vulgar V viper IV washed out W whining W worm X Xylophous X Xyphoid X Xiphias Y yawning Y yelping Y yearling Z zephrous Z zealous Z zebra First Junior- VVhy is Jeannie so small?,' - - ' an Second Junior- ,Cause she was raised on condensed milk. The most popular course in school is the course of time. Miska Cin Anthropmoteryj- Why would you expect blondes to the average than brunettes? . ' H Mickey- Because blondes have a lighter complexion. Gin-'fHave you heard the new Ghost song? Margef No, what is it? Gin- I Ain't Got No Bodyf' Vir e- I 'ust bought a nickle eraser MaiPleline4l I should think a rubber one would be much better. Waggy- I know a dog worth 517,000. H Ethel-'fHow could a dog save that much? 83 weigh less