Chicago Normal School of Physical Education - Scarab Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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THF SCJ Rafi? in gig fig' J . Telephone operator- I have 1 ' your party, deposit your nickel 1 ,Q 4, please. 'Fi X French- XVhat's that?,' - J v Telephone operator-'LPlease I, A h ' deposit your money. A V French-l'Listen girlie, what I , want is a Conversation with a I. I friend, not financial advice from I X a stranger. .1 l FINAL EXAM QUESTIONS 1. Guess four times, if you guess the hrst time it's wrong. 2. Think of the most reasonable answer-put down the unreasonable one-- th en you're right. 3. l'm thinking of a particular case applying to this Coursefexplain in detail 4. CFill in blanksj It the and was ? 5. Answer any four out of live without omitting any. 9 ' K Miska Cin speaking of ribsj- They're long and run around. Said the spoon to the knife- Fork over. Fritzie Qheaving a sigh of relief after copying chemistry notesl- Good, I've got my alcohols all straight nowf' i I l92l

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THQ S C117 R473 iw! Now remember, my children, said Mother 'sa uf I Racoon, You have the skin college boys love to I lltf ii touchf' l xg I' If l ON THE INCONSlS'I'PiNCIES X I OF MPN PM Men are the queerest creatures of the human 7, it species. They have two feet and two hands but never 1 1 of U more than one idea at a time. History proves that the cheapest operation was Adam's-because it only cost him one bone. Ifa girl rlatters a man she embarrasses him to death, and ifshe doesn't Hatter him he is bored to death. If she permits him to make love to her, he tires of her in the end, and if she doesn't permit him to make love to her, he tires of her in the beginning. If she acts frivolous he wishes for an intelligent mate, but if she is brilliant he wishes for a playmate. If she is of the clinging vine type, he doubts whether she has a brain, and if she is independent he doubts whether she has a heart. Darn men, anyway! Koda- Why do we build stadiums? Fernous- To give everybody a seat. Ann- What's Natural dancing? Mike- Oh-that's when you ripple like a river and scramble like an egg. l911

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7'H6'SCAR.171-3 'ik gm, CEM There is nothing better than a broken drum-it can't be beat. Bolll beautiful and dumb my A true 'mi- Q , love I must ' I 1 lJC - ,I l lseautaful SO l'll ,JUS , love is 3. W -xx l1CI' Y and dumb so she'll love me Fou one Mrs. Loeb Cin Senior psychj- You don't have to blindly accept any man. CBut girl friends-we've heard that love is blind.J Lil- You know those lions in front of the Art Institute? Stetsie- Yes l.ilf That's funny. They d0n't know you. Anita- I like to be alone with my thoughts. jo Burke- Don't you get lonesome sometimes? Peg lf.- Did you know they were going to tear down the Buckingham main? Gail- No! Why? Peg- It's all wet. Mrs. lVhittenf YYho can tell me a thing of importance which did not exist hundred Years ago?', Texas- Me. M931