Chicago Normal School of Physical Education - Scarab Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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THQ S C117 R473 iw! Now remember, my children, said Mother 'sa uf I Racoon, You have the skin college boys love to I lltf ii touchf' l xg I' If l ON THE INCONSlS'I'PiNCIES X I OF MPN PM Men are the queerest creatures of the human 7, it species. They have two feet and two hands but never 1 1 of U more than one idea at a time. History proves that the cheapest operation was Adam's-because it only cost him one bone. Ifa girl rlatters a man she embarrasses him to death, and ifshe doesn't Hatter him he is bored to death. If she permits him to make love to her, he tires of her in the end, and if she doesn't permit him to make love to her, he tires of her in the beginning. If she acts frivolous he wishes for an intelligent mate, but if she is brilliant he wishes for a playmate. If she is of the clinging vine type, he doubts whether she has a brain, and if she is independent he doubts whether she has a heart. Darn men, anyway! Koda- Why do we build stadiums? Fernous- To give everybody a seat. Ann- What's Natural dancing? Mike- Oh-that's when you ripple like a river and scramble like an egg. l911

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THE' S CA Rd 73 'filo hit! Dr. Schmidie, Do you sing? - X 2' ' Keckich, Yes, some. it Dr. Schmiclie, Then you're some singer? Pk :li Pk 6? All hair is silver to the barber. . Pk 44 FF 4 F: Lodgef Eve was made out of a rib. Ginnie MC.- XVas she a boner? BOOK AUTHOR Two Little Savages , . Mike and Dee Little Women . . . Babette and Jeanie NVQ ..... . Fl Hartman, she and herself Call of the VYild . . Jeanne Beardsley The Joy Girl . . 1 Dee Slicker Three Musketeers . . Philpott, Brown and Keller Burberry Bush . . . Senchak l,ast Endeavor . . Juniors after the Basket Ball Game l,ortl Jim . . . Jim the Janitor Little Mary . . . Mary C hnclassed . . The lrregulars M. Nelson- Don't you ! .x 4? if think she looks like a lovely 3 rlower?', J si -3 H. Meyersi Yes, like one of those century Howersf' Mahelf What's on at the United Artists' this week? I-larrie- The Gauchof' Mable-- NYhz1t show? Rose P.-'A lt's the girls who will he the great women of the world, not the men l9Ol Jig'

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THF SCJ Rafi? in gig fig' J . Telephone operator- I have 1 ' your party, deposit your nickel 1 ,Q 4, please. 'Fi X French- XVhat's that?,' - J v Telephone operator-'LPlease I, A h ' deposit your money. A V French-l'Listen girlie, what I , want is a Conversation with a I. I friend, not financial advice from I X a stranger. .1 l FINAL EXAM QUESTIONS 1. Guess four times, if you guess the hrst time it's wrong. 2. Think of the most reasonable answer-put down the unreasonable one-- th en you're right. 3. l'm thinking of a particular case applying to this Coursefexplain in detail 4. CFill in blanksj It the and was ? 5. Answer any four out of live without omitting any. 9 ' K Miska Cin speaking of ribsj- They're long and run around. Said the spoon to the knife- Fork over. Fritzie Qheaving a sigh of relief after copying chemistry notesl- Good, I've got my alcohols all straight nowf' i I l92l