Chicago Normal School of Physical Education - Scarab Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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333333363333 SCARAB 333333333333 F. Colby3How far was it to Pell Lake and back, Buddy? M. Watsoii-I don't know, but I rode two miles straight ahead, and six up and down. Dr. Mae-The old book of etiquette used to state that it is improper to blow your nose in your napkin. Sparky Marks-I wondered why everyone in the dining room looked at me so funny. Marj. Case-As a salesman I get only two orders. Beulah W.fWhat are they? Marj. Case-GET OUT and STAY OUT. The pereolator fell over and strained its coffee. Kg, , ,S S Qffgwl ,X LU ff zz R? l m THE JOYS OF DORMITORY LIFE D. Jenkins-Are these peanuts fresh? ClerkfSay, if they were any fresher I'd slap them. A siekly erin is better than none. EW- was having her troubles with the ups and If downs of her original dance. Suddenly MA cried out, I jf Let's do it again, E-. I'll draw out three long notes ' If this time and you try lying down on them. Page one hundred four NINETEEN TWENTY SEVEN 3QQ33,t339

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ewewwwew SCARAB ewegeegeew Wiipiw-I am going to flunk you in this course. Do you N F. Pj know why? .- I 'L. Clarice Brueger-I can t think. l WapofYou guessed it. -..JR ' A77 'Fa The conduct of a pupil varies inversely as the square of the distance between the teacher and the pupil. Mabel johnson fwaking at night,-Grace, get me a drink of water. I'in so thirsty! Grace Chappel Qsleepilyj-Turn over your mattress, there are springs under it. O. O'Shea-ffhose fish we had for dinner weren't fresh. J. Reynoldsf-How do you know? D. O'SheafI have inside information. A Q . Y ' V Q Domestic Dottie Does Darlin's Darning. J I' Q ,V fx juniore fAre they strict at C. N. S, P. E. Senior-Are they7 Why. if a girl faints during a lecture they prop her up till the bell rings. Muriel Clark-How long can a person live without brains? Irene Delaneyfl don't know. How old are you? Dr. Mac fin hygienejfThe spleen has a definite shapefand it's noisy. Miss Lyons-Miss Walters, what book do find most useful and valuable? lxladeline Wzilters-Dad's check book. Evelyn Pierce fduring costume H13kll1g,fWhEfE is Mrs. Hazlittf' Miss Dalrymple-You'll find her in the kitchen dyeing. QVU' See Betty Woods for the latest breakfast styles. A .-D' Page one hundred three QQSQQQQQQQQ NINETEEN TWENTY SEVEN 333333833

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eww-imweaweysza SCARAB Qmvwwgxwvwwy D! Paynie-eVV'hy do you cry so much, Helen? H. Curtiii-Wlieii at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again. X lg Xxx f Phylis johnson says, If it were not for chewing gum, lots of people would never -get any exercise. F. Colbyf-Isn't Marj. coming to breakfast. .n '7 - Paynie-Guess not. She hasn't turned over yet. 1 Y au. Who is the most polished king in the world? Blacking. Mrs. Loeb fin psychology classj-be-Students in the hack row, can you hear me back there? Class in unison-No! A. Purcell-Did you enjoy the opera? Ll. jenkins-Frightful. NVhy I felt as out of place as a wisdom tooth in a juniors head. W It makes me laugh, Q fi So wonderful a treat, M F To see an athlete run a inile And only move two feet. c : Page one hundred five QLQJLJ-QBQQUQQQQLQ NINETEEN TWENTY SEVEN EQEQQQQEJQQQ