Chicago College of Dental Surgery - Dentos Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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FAMOUS OUOTATIONS BY THE FACULTY Dr. lVlacl3oyle- l've been doing it for over forty years, fellahs, and I still remember what Dr. Goslee used to tell us . . Dr. McNeil- Should I hit him? No, he's got glasses on, now what llm trying to Say is . . . now that's important, put it in your notebook. Dr. Gluplter- Now just listen with your minds' ear for a momentf' Dr. Vllc--H. . . and l assure you gentlemen, that it wonlt be very long before . . . etc., etc., etc. Dr. Larsen- Thats a mighty fine piece of worlc, son, what is it'?,' Dr. Pendleton- Dont you boys ever sharpen your explorers or use separatorsff' Dr. DeWitt-HGet me a towel. Dr. Gaudio- We don't use lead strips any- moref' Dr. Willman- Mmm-l-lmm, thatls right. Dr. Dawson- Well I'Il tell you, son, you've got caries on the other side. Dr. Kofi Meyer- Now, get this . , Di. Bouigef- Eh? What Shy? Di. Wylchius- Yu, oihy' Dr. iviueiief- i still COFI Coiiect them. Di. Svoboda- Where's your my? 22 QUESTIONS TO OUR FACULTY Some questions to our faculty We'll hiss them one by one We'd all be very grateful lf they would answer some. First consider Dr. Vllt The Qrthodontia Icid Do you believe that stuff you throw? Are your secrets really hid? We canlt forget Dr. DeWitt And his teachings day by day Will you solve the problem of the child? Can you lteep the germs away? Then in the bridge department We have a doctor on the beam Let's have the dope now doctor Does your coffee contain some cream? Next is our boy, Kendall Your lectures were never cold But we often wonder, Doctor I-low many cows you really sold. Dr. Gluplter should answer this one It helps us all in awe Before we write down finish l-low many teeth in an edentulous jaw? ln a diagnosis, Penny Would you stop or even reckon With thirty-one teeth absent Would you pull the thirty-second? For Dr. Willman we have a question We lcnow that he will help To malte a proximal really sticl4 I-low about retention in the pulp? l-lere's one for Dr. Wylchius From him we'd lilce to hear About the fish you lost in rivers For the truth we'll buy a beer. And for the entire faculty And a final prayer to l-lim Will you sign your name on the dotted line Cause we sure need that old sheepslcin,

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