Chicago College of Dental Surgery - Dentos Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

Text from Pages 1 - 276 of the 1922 volume:

1 i L m A n I 1 I 1 i 1 1 1 I , s E h I E i 1 I l ? I E K 1 l I i I ! E I I L I i 1 L A I i I vxnz nluc I 1 I I 1 J ax Q. '. , ' M. Y . , . ,.. .C I 9' f f ff ,X ff! E ! f FQREWGRD Ihis presentation of the Dentos is the fust offered bv the Junior Class since the Lrreat World VVa1 Probably no othci volume of the Dentos has been presented under such favorable clrcumstances The dark clouds of apprehension have rolled by and old C C D 'Q stands on the threshold of a new era of prosperity If We succeed in making this book remind you only of the host of pleasant things which have happened during your student life W shall feel that our efforts have met with success VVe vs ish to offer our sincere thanks to all those Who have in any Way contributed to the success of this edition to the student body who have given their financial and moral support to the 'Xlumm who re ponded generously to the Faculty who have given every assistance possible. We have tried to give you something different this year. In our enthusiasm we may have overreached' if so We beg for- bearance for We have done our best. - In the spirit of a greater C. C. D. S thc 1922 edition of the 'Dentos is herewith presented. l 5 E I l . . EDITORIAL STAFF L U KWD :mms I I I U- --112122 Page 4 r - Khmentns- f- When 'Omer smote 'is bloomin' lyre, He'd 'card men'sing by land an' seag An' what he thought 'e might require, 'E went an' took+the same as we! You knew we stoleg we knew you knowed You did11't tell, nor make a fuss, But Winked at 'Omer down the road, An' 'e winked back-the same as us! M- 1922 as Khepentus -r Q ' . J l X 4 ,I f Tx: Lxvr iifiijif X51 K XT!! I r ': if T an 71' SL. -rr ' Y Y lb mic 1.1, if r. ,A THE DENTOS PUBLISHED BY THE IUNIQR CLASS EDITORIAL STAFF I. R. Sherman .......,.......,.,......................,.............,....,...,.... Editor-in-Chief L. W. Morrey .........,........,,...........,....,..,.,.............. Asst. Editor-in-Chief I-I. S. Melichar ......... ,,......,..... Business Manager 1'-S ri.-I vw Q is f-VE sg .J we I. M. O'Donoughe ,,.,.,,.. ..... . ....... I Asst. Business Manager B. Davidson ............ ...,. ...................... S e nior Assoc. Editor if N. D. Bloom ............. ..........,....,.......... . ..Senior Assoc. Bus. Manager YJ, Dr. I. L. Kendall ...... .........,............................,.............. F aculty Adviser SENIOR CLASS STAFF ,7!.,. I 2 A. C. Ifuncl ........................................................................................ Editor I. L. Dixon ......... ............................... ....................... B 1 lsiness Manager L. I-Iorevitz ..... .......................................................................... C artoonist F JLfN1oR CLASS STAFF A. Pinns .............................................................................................. Editor Qi Chas. Ackerman ......... ........ IT usiness Manager Miss Mistarz ............ ................. A sst. Editor nf.. I-I. Cornwell ............................................................................r -X sst. Editor M. Andelnian ............. ................................................................ C artoonist SoFHoMoRF CLASS STAFF L. I. Pavlicek .................................................................................... Editor .Iulius Toth .................................................................. Business Manager if F. F. Enck ........ ................ A SSL Editor Samuel Sachs ........................................................................... A sst. Editor VVm. Redlick .............................................................................. Cartoonist 25? FRFSHMAN CLASS STAFF -T. G. Flood .......................................,........................,..,...................... Editor Stuart G. McIntosh .................................................. Business Manager P2 A. VV. Kellner .r............. ................ A sst. Editor Geo. M. Quinn ............ ..,,..,.... A sst. Editor 51,3 Warreii E. Buyer ........................................................,.....,,,,,.,, Cartoonist gif -F 5335 Q ,,.,,Wm , , .. Page 5 A1922 .....-f - - W -J, mwpentus IVI . ' i lIlL . Y 11' 15 '- wc Um Iflucri us. ' msc ' ' 3 wi 1 iw Q ' 1 wmv erfu ' W' -nts 1' ve ' - ' s 1 1111 ' ' Q ' ' u Ju cuts 7 A ' '- H ' U L 1 T lhufi . N , rgcry 'I 'K ' 111' 111, . A . .,.'. ' .l S LUIU S ' f ' q U-111 5 - Nl - . ffm' O Mm, 'QQ DTT51 Eh clk aah ep 9 n T u S 322 1:- Page 8 if ru' F129 entus Praise be to him! his words are driven, Like Hovver-seeds by the fair Winds sown Where'er, beneath the sky of heaven, The birds of fame have Hovvnf' f.....-,--,n C1 Q 2 ,,-i or fheflentus Q s To write a biographical sketch of Dr. Brophy seems hardly necessary. His splendid achievements are so familiar to everyone connected with the Chicago College of Dental Surgery and his name is so much a household word among the Faculty and students that to attempt to add anything of interest seems futile. And yet, as a matter of record for the boys who are going out to carry away with them, it may be appropriate to state a few facts relative to his life and work. He was born in VVill County, Illinois, April 12th, 18-28. He was graduated in Dentistry at the Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery in 1872 and in medi- cine at Rush Medical College in 1880. He helped organize the Chicago College of Dental Surgery and was its first Dean, a position he held continuously until 1920, since which time he has beeen Dean Emeritus. He has held all the highest offices in the gift of his profession, merely to make mention of which would extend the present article beyond bounds. His contributions to professional liter- ature if gathered together would make many volumes, crowned by his classical work on Oral Surgery, published some years ago. Early in his professional career he began to develop an especial interest in Ural Surgery, a specialty into which he was soon to throw himself whole heartedly, and it is in connection with this work that his name has been most prominently identified in the last decade. It is well within bounds to state that of all the splendid men who have graced the Held of Oral Surgery in the present generation no name stands out so prominently as does that of Dr. Brophy. In the one operation for cleft palate and hare lip his name is synonomous with the greatest advancement made in this work since its inception. He has done more cleft palate operations than any one man living or dead, and it is largely due to his genius that the operation has been placed on a scientific basis. This in itself is sufficient to place the profession and the world at large under deep obligation to him, and yet it is only one of the many activities with which his name has been identified. As a practitioner, as a writer, as an educator, as an organizer, as a surgeon, as a speaker, and as a friend, Dr. Brophy stands out conspicuously as one of the foremost men who have lent distinction to Dentistry during his age and generation. Page 9 I L v 4 me entus IDR. bl. l'. BUCKLEY 1110 5 r -1922 ' rr mmentus Q -1 Testimonial anquet tu nf. 3. . Eutklep Un Thursday evening, January 19, 1922, the Chicago Dental Society tendered a testimonial banquet to Professor John P. Buckley at the Drake Hotel. lt was an event of unusual pleasure and importance, and it left an impression on all of those present as a demonstration not only of the esteem in which Dr, Buckley is held by the fellow members of his profession, but as a practical expression of that esteem in a manner that is seldonr witnessed. Men were present from all sec- tions of the country, and there was an outpouring of sentiment and good fellow- ship which must have made glad the heart of the recipient. A very delightful feature of the event was the presence of the ladies in large numbers, headed by Dr. Buckley's most gracious and lovable companion, who has stood so loyally by his side during all his splendid career. Mrs. Buckley journeyed from Los Angeles to Chicago to attend this function, and the event was further graced by a telegram from their son, Clarence, expressing his appreciation of the honor that was being shown his father. Dr. Edgar D. Coolidge, President of the Society, acted as toastmaster, and among the speakers were the following: Dr. Charles N. Benbrook, Los Angelesg Dr. Thomas Hartzell, Minneapolisg Dr. Guy S. Millberry, San Franciscog Dr. NV. H. G. Logan, Chicagog Dr. Frederick B. Noyes, Chicago, and Dr. John E. MacArthur, Chicago. Dr. Buckley in responding expressed in a modest way his great appreciation and the evening closed with a wider bond of human sympathy on the part of all those present. Page 1? 1 si 2 2 Page 12 mtllentus Gin QBut jfacultp Wfe have been friends together, Dear faculty so true, But now we'll have to say farewell, Or in other words, adieu. We have been gay together For four long years or so, And since 'twas you we came to first ow a we iav vo. N l st 'll l e to g We have been sad together u verv ew imes ou 'n w B t Y f t , lx o , For you always treated us fair and square Hence we hadn't a chance to crow. VVe have been angry together, 'Tis true we shall say No, But those times we w0n't remember For we'll leave as friend, not foe. With a final farewell to the teachers, We still have a few words to sav, We say it with thought of fulfilling, We'll stop in to see you some day. E H192 f Q it ng- In f A XX! Z 3 l 5 I -' ,f vw!! - w-'vt . ll Y I I ff If f ' f rv M , 4 53 4:1114 X Li .3 1 WI tljjl' 511211 entu Se 0 Brophy, Truman VV., Delta Sigma Delta. Dean Emeritus. Senior Professor of Oral Surgery. D. D. S. Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery. M. D. Rush Medical College, 1830. L. L. D. Lake Forest University. F. A. C. S., O. I. fFranceD. One of the founders of the Chicago College of Dental Surgery. I l I Logan, XVm. H. G., Delta Sigma Delta. Dean of the Faculty. Professor of Oral Surgery and Oral Pathology. D. D. S. Chicago College of , Dental Surgery, 1896. M. D. Chicago College of Medicine and Surgery, 1904. Ranking of- ficer of the Dental Corps C. S. A., 1918. Qlohnson, C. Delta Sigma Delta. Dean of Students. Professor of Operative Dentistry. L. D. S. Royal College of Dental Surgeons, 1831. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Snr- gery, 1385. M. A. Lake Forest Lvniversity, 1996. M. D. S. Professor of Operative Den- tistry, 1390. Supreme Grand Master Delta Sigma Delta, 1920. l'uterbaugh, 1'. G., Delta Sigma Delta. l'rofessor of llrinciples of Medicine, Anesthesia and Radiography. Superintendent of the Infir- maiy. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1902. M. D. Chicago College of Med- icine and Surgery, 1912. l'resident of the Alumni Association. -1 C -91922 -s fs is EB? ll -1 Kwnentus Buckley, john l'., Delta Sigma Delta. Profes- sor of Materia Medica and Therapeutics. Ph. Cr. Valparaiso University, 1896. D. D. S. Chi- cago College of Dental Surgery, 1898. Grisamore, 'lf L., Delta Sigma Delta. Profes- sor of Qrthoclontia. Ph. G. Valparaiso Univer- sity, 1896. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1898 Hall, R. E., l'si Otuega. Professor of .-Xrtilieial Denture Construction. D. D. S. Chi- eago College of Dental Surgery, 1905. MacBoyle, R. E. Professor of Crown and Bridge Work. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1900. ,P i l 5 4 tlgz' 15 - -leer EE ugv 16 Tttpentus -0 Q Roach, F. E., Delta Sigma Delta. Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry. Department of Re- movable Partial Dentures. D. D. S. North- western Lriversity, 1894. Kendall, Alohn l,., Psi Oinega. Professor of Chemistry, Materia Medica and l'hysics. B. S. Valparaiso L'niversity, 199-l. l h. G. Yalparaiso LlI1l'x'C1'SlT3', lS95. M. D. L'nix'ersity of Ken- tucky, 19118. Borland, l'.eonard C, Psi Oineea. l rofessor of .Xnatomy M. D. Rush Medical College, lSS7. Iirlqa, Irwin G., l'si Omega. Associate lirofessor of .'Xll2IlO1llj', D. D. S. Chicago Lol- lege ol Dental Surgery, lfllll. tg! 'kt' ag 'A-1' 'J' F1911 ie ntu S Thomas, E. H., Delta Sigma Delta. Associate Professor of Jurisprudence, Ethics and Economies. M. D. Chicago College of Med- icine and Surgery, 1915. D. D. S. Chicago Col- lege of Dental Surgery, 1913. l.L. B. Chicago Kent College of Law, 1913. 1.epalc, M. C., Delta Sigma Delta. Assistant Superintendent of luiirmary and lnstructor in Operative Dentistry. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1917. 1 Roubert, L. N., Alpha Zeta Gamma. ln- Structor in Full Denture Construction and Prosthetic Technics. D. D. S. Chicago College oi Dental Surgery, 1919. Supreme XVortliy Master Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1921. 1il'uel1er,,-X. H., Delta Sigma Delta. lnstructor in Operative Technics and Lecturer in Ural Hygiene. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1915. i 1 W4 'S ss s Page If Q' -f E12 1 se E' I In I l l l l fi, I i l i I l l I 1 I l 1 4 l i l I i 51 QI ll I ll l HP 'l l I I l 5 l li it l l l qi I 1 'l if l l Q mepentus Q fm 'f K ,z .. Priya' IS aff, Sucldartli, C, S., Psi Qmega. Profegggr of Histology and Biology. D. D. S. Chicago Col- lege of Dental Surgery, 1919. H. S. Valparaiso Ciiiversity, 1916. M, D. 1922. Watt, ,l. R., Delta Sigma Delta. Associate Professor of Prosthetic Teelmie in Fixed Crown and Bridge XYork. D, D, S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1996. ZOl'll1Ol1l,xYI11. D. llrofessor of Vliysiology. A. Hope College, 1303. llli. D. L'nix'ersity ol' Chicago, 1809. Lewis, D. N., Delta Sigma Delta. .-Xssoeiate Professor of Operative VDe1itistry, Dept. of Ctramies. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental S11l'Q'CI'y, 1912. -A 5- I I G +3 I i s I A u 'Tl -3 G -Q HB' mwpentus as Krauser, C. A., Xi Psi Phi. Instructor in Crown and Bridge Work. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1919. Allen, A. Brom, Delta Sigma Delta. In- structor in Exodontia. D. D. S. Chicago Col- lege of Dental Surgery, 1892. Morris, B, A., Psi Omega. Instructor in Prosthetic Dentistry and Exoclontia. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1916. McNeil, W. I., Delta Sigma Delta. Instructor in Prosthetic Dentistry, Dept. Partial Denture and Removable Bridge. D. D. S. Chicago Col- lege of Dental Surgery, 1914. - 11:12:13 Pngr 19 I F is 34 I B F l l t l. P n F I C L I l n cl: L - -M. i i I i he re mwlyentns P -Q- l l l i 1 i i I l z 1 I 1 z s ? 1 1 V' ' . . V Page 20 Meyer, Karl A., Psi Omega. Associate lhofessor of Surgery. M. D. Illinois College of Medicine, 1908. Hatton, Edward H., Psi Omega. Professor of Pathology and Bacteriology. Director in Charge of Research. M. D. Rush Medical Col- leee, 1912. B. L. 1892. Hoffman, F, R. Associate Professor of Dental Rhetoric and Seminar. B. S. Valparaiso University, 1910. Koenigsberg, N. Associate Professor of Technical Drawing. U. S. Armour Institute, 1013. fi. 2 19122 Q I- er mwpentms Platts, Lewis A., Delta Sigma Delta. Iu- structor in Operative Dentistry. Lecturer on Comparative Dental Anatomy. D. D. S. Clu- cago College of Dental Surgery, 1906. B. S., M. S. VV?ll'I'lCl', L. D. Instructor in Bacteriology, Histology and Pathology. B. A. Spencer, R. G., Delta Sigma Delta. Instructor in 'Qperative Dentistry and Orthodoutia. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1920. I-Iolimau, Edward H., Psi Qmega. Instructor in Pathology and Histology. D. D. S. :Ch --Ou 1: Pagi 6 f - f F - -U. F1211 e n tu S fr l Page 4 W 0 W W Z, A MQW n W f 4, Miller, I. C. Instructor in Chemistry. VD. D. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1920. 7 Spencer, VV. L., Psi Omega, Instructor in Operative Dentistry. D. D. S. Chicago College ' Iental Surgery, 1919. N'Vatson, G. M., Psi Omega. Instructor in Operative Dentistry. D. D. S. Chicago Col- lege of Dental Surgery, 1920. Vogt, Geo. F., Delta Sigma Delta. Instructor in Anatomy and Operative Dentistry. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1921. '77 I . fri V ' L' 5-E 1 1 , ' 'f Fwpentus X Salazar, R., Psi Omega. Instructor in Prosthetic Dentistry. D. D. S. Chicago Col- lege of Dental Surgery, 1921. ' I-Loulgcr, E. li Instructor in Operative Den- tistry. D. D. S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, l0l0. I.. D. S. l9l9. Pinch, G. E., Delta Sigma Delta. lnstructor in Prosthetic and Crown and Bridge Technic. D. D. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, l9Zl. linber, ,l., Delta Sigma Delta. lnstructor in Prosthetic Dentistry and Uperative Technic. D. D. S, Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1921. IL! Page C.- C. ,U Eg --K- 'T gg ff- Ch G i 5 5 1 P 1 i D .-5 11.1 l l Pugt' 94 f X 2 entus' Q 0 -I Populorum, P. F., Xi Psi Phi. Instructor in Uperativc Dentistry. D. D. S. Chicago Col- lege of Dentz1l'Surgery, 1920. I-fstzibrooks, I.. H. Registrar, i W l X FH riser -lm I I To the lnnunfhmnmnhml nfum QElJn:z1gn 651511292 f Jimial iiugrqg tmz 1121118312 this pagz , 1:1 1884 1 2 U 4322-Mm Marianas Qlumni Zlssnriatiun CHICAGO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY President, P. G. PUTERBAUGH Secretary, A. H. MUELLER Treasurer, NV. FORD Did it ever occur to you, who are about to graduate, who are about to pass the State Board, and who are upon the threshhold of your life's work, what a wonderful thing your old school has been to you? Did it ever occur to you, who have been out on life's rough highway for several years battling your way along upon the stormy way of Dentistry, just how much you owe to your dear old Alma Mater? VV'hen a child first starts to walk the knowledge that its motherls arms are near to save it from hurtful falls gives it courage. In after years when a man is out on his own, the knowledge that he still has his mother back of him inspires him to do greater things. So it is that you who are learning to take your first few steps must feel that your rnotherly old C. C. D. S. is behind you, watching each step, and ready to aid you when you fall. You older men, who have been away from home for years, your Alma Mater takes pride in you, in your achievements and in your accomplishments, just as a mother takes pride in her son's progress. How much better it is then to keep in touch with the folks at home. Let them know of your conquests and achievements. NVrite to them often, or, better still, drop in on them occasionally and cheer their old hearts with your visit. In order to do this best, join the Alumni Chapter, the great big family of children, and grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, who have graduated before you. And if you can't drop in often, because your work is too far afield, come back for the reunion once a year and mix it up with your older and younger brethren. It is, indeed, a privilege to belong to such a family and it means much to the son, who has labored faithfully, that he might come in closer association with his brethren who personify the highest ideals of the profession. The Alumni Association meets at stated intervals for mutual counsel and social intercourse. These meetings are at once pleasant and profitable, in that they revive and continue pleasant memories, stimulate the exchange of profes- sional views and renew the old bonds of brotherhood and friendship. Page 26 H- --1922 A fe AJ' 'IC' J. B.Sher-man EDITOR IN CHIEF H. Smelichar BUSINESS MANAGER rm e,n,,, Khepentus I : J. L.Ketxda.II FACULTV ADVISEFI F. 1 L.W.lYXor'rey ASSY EDITOR IN CHIEF I u P K I J.lYX.O'Dorxou he ASS'T BUSINESS MA AGER I ' B.Davidsorx I - 3 Samoa Assoc. EDITOR C MD. Bloom I SENIOR ASSOC. BUS. MGR. ,1 DENTOS EDITORIAL STAFF Pfzgv .77 L. I u -1922 Q S I Fttljentnsf -2- - hituriallp An article appeared in the Chicago American under the heading General Education, in which it spoke of dentists as not being leading citizens. This article was very appropriately answered by Dr. E. R. Butts of this city. He men- tioned some of the prominent men in the profession: Dr. Truman Brophy, who shines above any of the prominent medical men as a great oral surgeon, Col. XV. H. G. Logan, oral surgeon, who served as head of the dental department in the army during the late warg Dr. Bosworth, who was president of the Illinois Athletic Club last year, Dr. C. N. Johnson and Dr. P. Buckley, who are yery line public speakers. In dentistry one comes in contact with all classes of people, There is no better opportunity in any other profession, unless perhaps that of medicine, to meet and study the different characters of society and the world in which we live. This is in itself an education which counts for much, both in one's social and pro- fessional life. One would indeed be very dense who would not be benefited by such an acquaintance and learn to select and cultivate the friendship of worth while people. Such a profession and acquaintance creates in a man the desire to be a citizen of his community and country to whom we may point with pride. Zin Qppreniatiun Few, if any, of us realize the work, the energy, the thought, time and worry that must be expended in editing a book of this nature. As the old hawkers used to say at the County Fair grounds, You pay your money and take your choice. Along in January or February a committee comes before us in class and we subscribe for a book. After that is done we settle back in our rut and tackle our educational problems, content with the thought that we have done our part in producing this year's DENTOS. Occasion- ally the committee in charge of the work meets the class to drum up more sub- scriptions or to ask for more material but, on the whole, our daily life runs smoothly onward, unruffled or untouched by worry over the production. of the book. VVe know that along in the Spring THE DENTLUS will be published. XYe have paid or, at least, promised to pay our subscription, and that, to us, is all that is necessary. That, I suppose, is as it should be. A committee has been appointed to look after those things, so let them worry over the details. Too many cooks spoil the broth, you know, yet the cook could not produce much broth if it were not for the grocer, the butcher, the baker and the farmer back of him. And so I am afraid we sometimes rest upon our oars too much and expect the cook not only to cook the broth but to,raise the meat and the vegetables, bring it to market, prepare it for the pot' and then, when it is done, serve it to us upon a silver platter. Even the best of cooks, you know, is allowed at least a second cook. and it is the business of the second cook to wash and peel the spuds, chop the meat and keep the pot boiling. Fortunately for the chief cook of this potpourri, he has had a yery competent staff of second cooks, but he is very shy on grocers and butchers, bakers and gardeners. Consequently it has fallen to the lot of the cooks and second cooks Ijtlgt' 28 .- 'thi 'Q ,ig .h ' I HSM- U Ewllentus to work a bit harder and worry a bit longer and swear a bit bluer than they were wont to do. . However, since year books have been in existence, this has been the case and, we presume, as long as year books are in vogue it will continue to be: the case. So, as someone has so aptly remarked, VVhy worry about things that can't be helped when there are so many things that can be helped to worry about ? Witli this gentle reproof to those who could have helped, but didn't, we hope that next year you will have seen the error of your ways and buckle on the harness and produce more. VVe will now turn to the brighter and more cheerful side of this article. To the cooks and second cooks and their assistants, we wish to extend our sincere thanks and appreciation for the help and co-operation they have shown in making this year's book possible. To B. Sherman, editor-in-chief, whose untiring efforts, whose energy, sincerity and enthusiasm has whipped this book into shape, we as a student body wish to extend our thanks. Co-operation and harmony will accomplish wonders, so we find L. W. lVlO1'1'6y, assistant editor, always on the job with his versatile pen, undying enthusiasm and practical advice. To H. S. Melichar, business manager, whose go-getting methods and business ability is responsible for the large number of ads in the back of this book, thus making it possible for the Staff to put a bigger and better book in our hands at one-half the usual cost, we extend our sincere thanks. He was ably and cheerfully assisted in this work by I. M. Q'Donoughe. To Dr. L. Kendall, faculty adviser, whose splendid advice, sound judg- ment and wise counsel guided the footsteps of the editorial and business staff, we must give more than passing mention. It was due to his years of experience in work of this kind that proper contracts, proper material and proper co-opera- tion were obtained. Wle are also indebted to Dr. C. N. Johnson for his generous literary contributions to the book, and to Dr. Puterbaugh for his advice and counsel. Vtfe likewise wish to mention the names of the men who are responsible for each class section. In the Senior Class it was men such as Kuncl, Davidson, Dixon, Horevitz, Boeck and Tanaka that made the Senior section possible. In the Junior Class you must take off your hats to Miss Mistarz, who certainly has shown the men that she not only is extremely capable in dentistry, but still has a little time left over to devote to outside affairs. She shares ediorial honors with Andelman, Cornwell, Horigan, Ackerman, Rabinovich and Podwojski. ln the Sophomore Class Pavlicek, Redlick, Sachs, Silhan and McLaughlin are the boys who found the time somewhere and somehow from their multitudinous Sophomore studies to make their section snappy. In the Freshman class we want to thank Flood, Mc- Intosh, Yager, VVeber, Quinn Cboth of themj, and Buyer for their co-operation and splendid results. Vile are also indebted to Mr. Corlett and Miss Shalla of the Commercial Colortype Co., for the personal interest given in the making of the plates for this book. The personal supervision of Mr. Peterson of the Pioneer Publishing Co., and the prompt service of the above concern has made possible the scheduled delivery of the book. Lastly, we are indebted to the D. Molloy Co. for the beautiful art cover and the Pryor Press for the touch of color given this year's DENTos. W Page 29 as -1922 E- ,Y H I qv l I 1 A I 1 l W I 1 l LJ LJ Ewpentus Q fe SCIIXYARTZ KICLAVGIILIN PENN YAGER SCIINEIDER CLAFLIN SLAYIN IIELMEY Guherning btuhent ignhp The active and progressive Sophomore class took the initiative this year and formulated plans for the inauguration of a government student body. The notable successes achieved by such a body in practically all the leading universities throughout the country were brought to the attention of Mr. listabrook, with the rcsult that, at this writing, its establishment is assured. A governing student body wields tremendous influence and power. It aids the student in countless ways. Vtfrongs and grievances are rectitiedg undesirable students are warned to mend their rways or face expulsiong insubordination is promptly met with by stern measuresg unscrupulous and thieving students are forced to leave, and in a host of other ways the governing body makes its presence felt. Successful co-operation on the part of the faculty and students will insure continued success of this new venture, which supplies a long-felt want. S. Sacics. Priya' .30 --....... ......... g Q15-, .5 I 5 1 w i A 3 '1' W 'T r ,'.,. f- . v w-' .1x, .f 4 , ,X ll I t, ,, ,. . 1 4.44.1 i , If f .. , 4 . f, gf..-1 - - - 'H . . ' '-' M' X' '.-'.: f 4- 'fm ',,.,,' , ' . f-. 1' ,X ' . ' yrkblz'--.- K 'fy '-, ,, ' ,- ' - ' -'57 W ., f ' . '50 J- ,I ' . . I - . i 5-. ,Y , 3, , . - v ' ,aff A J I . '1'I,.'bi5l'-S2 4 ., 'fu' f , -f 3'f '5 WLEIFLW..-.i': I ' 1 '- V ' I mu Av .12-'F :.'5 3'V -nf'i'y'.r'7'ELA-4. J 'A . 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Q I VVhen we up and left her W To come to Dental school T XVQ found a pack o' women 6 I To make us mind the rule. I I u' First we met Miss VVittmann, y Who handles things just sog I l Smiles at you so sweetly : Wfhen she asks you for your dough. ' 1 I. li I Then there is Miss Jameson, ll The registrar's lirst aid: ii She makes you feel like thirty cents V If you don't make the grade. , 'l li 3 There is Mrs. Vlyneken, il , VV ho checks up on your work g V Punches the little old green card T To see that you don't shirk. I ' B' Miss Flynn, the Irish lassie, Vfith eyes of Irish blue, ' Checks your cash slips for you And checks your gold up, too. 1 I If T tl Paw- 32 H i I T Eb 0 e si 2 2 -ff 1 i ll Kwilentus VVhen we're in the plate room, Whicli is way downstairs, Mrs. Prestley's always round Handing out repairs. Then there's Mrs. Tyler VVith her little book, You cannot get by her By any hook or crook. If your patient's waiting Mrs. Wessel loudly calls And sends your name resounding Through Class room, Lab and halls. VVe always hated root fills, Wtiz glad when they wuz done, But since Miss Hansen's with us We think root fills is fun. Teeth to be extracted? Do not be afraid, There is Mrs. Lueneberg, The children's friend and aid. I 'spose when all us fellers Leave these college grounds We'll be kinda up against it With no women folks around. Wlien the race is ended And our laurels won We'll look back and thank you For the kindly things you've done. J. BENED. L. VVAYNE. C1922 Page 33 F l l l flflgll' '! m5DentuS-A Q MISS ANNA MISTARZ l.ittlc orphan Annic. roniping on thi: stairs, Always into mischief, pulling some ontfs hair. llctter mind your Irs and better say I your praycrs, l Ur thc goblins will gct you if-you-dont watch-out. MISS IYLSIE GUSTAFSQN A vilqing's claughtcr, proud, clchant, haughty. XYoulcln't she shock us, boys, if shc worm just a littlc---naughty? DR. CHRISTINA DULLEMOND A buxoin dentist from over the sea Taking a Post Grad. in Dentistry, Comes from the land of dikes and ging Going back soon-ain't it a sin? MISS MARY l3L'RliI2 Mary, Mary, quits contrary, XYouldn't have her picture took! XYQ lovc hor thc same, although it's a shainc Not to have her in the book. QBur jfair btuhents goo W- f Lf gl A,-,V v ff' 2 uf gif A v jf if ' F1 QL? .... J 1. 954150 4 , F' au, 755 of g5f2'i9'1'1 Qflwfxfra 732 26 4' xv f df rf ., If 6:6 'S egg 623,329 , FW ,kk 59 XY ln i 'u mfnf -Z ' A7 ' Qi Ty 1 6 A y Qu ,irwkg-33 gm, EEL, I if E 4 '.S af' W K! ., X , 'N . x, - P 'BD T A' A Nl 1 Zi ,y i 53 fl -1 1 ' k if -MV' 5 1 Ee' 'i xfi k HWY , , zgisxwfwfwwf - Y If lu Tl . 'I ' 15'-lf, YD , VC! fw E D: -Q 5x9 1 -- 370 l Q!! 4 .., 4 dq fe X J . g N9 L . wa X g I4 A x CL 5555 H V ' ,A .4 A- . AL- I . sw au. F ff .- 4 'J . , x 1 42 . o 'ff 1 ga 1. fx af ', 'Y' z 155 Y 'g If ,H Q .l - Q, . Qi W Q. I P m' 4 . 4 'I if df iw: ,, x t' I lr- 'Twp e ntu S Now first we stand and understand, And sunder false from true, And handle boldly with the hand And see and shape and do. As we surpass our father's skill, Gur sons will shame our owng A thousand things are hidden still, And not a hundred known. l -S12 TENNYSON. u Izths ' 15' Page 35 'cm ' -'! ' ip . 1 ' 1 i f ll l l ii ,i f 'l u l F ll ls i in l S 1 l l 2 V l e iz L ,iz l I 115 ,li uv' 1 w ii lr IJ-, -if entns -Q- li 4 Pluck wins! It always wins! Though days be slow And nights be dark twixt days that come and go Still pluck will wing it's average is sureg He gains the prize who Will the most endure: Who faces issuesg he who never shirksg Who waits and watches, and who always Works. l l 1 I x 1 ' s Ii 1 l is 1 l li' ll l 1 ly l 5, 'Q i 'fi ll ls I Page 36 fs- mia 22 -- Y 0 S r F i, JAM Goldstein Ehmemtns HE. Denerxkolz PRESIDENT A.C. Ku nc! PQ OPHET CLASS ED. DENTQS I 1 J. N. Bruckmwx EXEC. COMM: RC. Quinn Exec. comm. x lYX.Fox 22 VICE PRES. E S. Shafer SGI AT ARMS VALEDICTORIAN J. L.Dixor-. Bus. MGR. DENTO5 EXEC. 1 1... - Cohen SECRETARY' LP Horevifz CARTOONEST DENTO5 - HISTORIAN CHAIRMAN EXEC. COM M. SENIQR ADMINISTRATION AND ASSOCIATE DENTOS STAFF - -I ' 11 -v-'-is ' inn :Q I ,I+ I P0511 . E, r' uOn,, nn Q f f if HUC mttllentus 0 Alban, David N., Bayonne, N. J. Alpha Zeta Gamma. Member of Senate of Alpha Zeta Gamma. Max' locate in Bavonne, N. T. 71 liarker. Ray S., Clymer, X. Y. High School, Llyincr, X, Y. Delta Sigma Delta. S. A. T. C. 1018, Locatc: Texas. l'5evci'icle'e, Leroy, Brick, Sorrel Top, I 5 lxecl. Xi l'si l'hi Yice-lres, 1921. Gallatin County High School, llozc-man, Mont. One year L'nix'e1'sity of Chicago, Sigma Xu Pledge. llrohahlc location: Missoula, Mont. liloom, Nat D., Chicago. Alpha Zeta Gamma. 1lC1l1l7Cl'ilG5. Locate: Chicago. I JE: -A Q A A 'W 55 X i L' 'J Kmfllentus lloeclc, NfValter Oscar, l'3eclc, l'si Omega tdental fraternityjp Kappa Alpha l'i, Carl Schnrz High School, l9l6. University of Chi- cago. VVill locate in Chicago, lll. llruckman, ,loseph N., XVhispers and Mustaehe. Murray F. Tuley High School, Chicago, lll. Alpha Zeta Gamma, Member Senior Executive Committee. Location: Either Chicago or Cleveland. Member GS, lleugen, Simon llenjamin. Scotti. Tau lleta Phi. North High School, Minneapolis. Manual training course. University of Minnnesota, College of Dentistry. M. E. R. C. 1917-18. , Surgical Vtfarcl Post Hospital, Fort Leaven- worth, Kan, C. S. Army l9lS. Charge of dental section and clental assistant at U. S. Army General Hospital No. Zl, Denver, Col. Locate: Minneapolis, Minn. Carr, Victor H., Glen Ellyn, Ill. Psi Omega. Vice-President Class 1021. Location: Chicago dye' -1212 0 if -J' 1512121211105 J ,qv- iii 1,l1lC2l!O, lll. 11' -ffl -rw lfllln-U. North llzicilic Collcgc, 1915-17. XYill louzxtc in C2ll1fOl'I112l lg. Cohcii, M. ll, Mike Coogan, Chicago, Ill. .Alpha Zeta Gzmiiiizl. ,lolm llarshall High, Chi' vzigo. XYill locatc in Chicago. Cohen, Szmiuul Z. Sccrctziry Class of 1922. Xi llcjllzi l'hi. Illinois Stalc' Board. XYill locate COI'COI'?111, l':ClXX'2l1'Cl .l2l111CS, Cork Portland, ,. . ,. 2 Lolumbia Uiiivcrsity. Vorii, .'XlJl'Zlll2lll1 bl., 3251 NY. Division St. rlllll tu of Yi ll ltl l'hi 11 7 2 , 122 -1'22. bchool llliiiois llozircl. XYill loczitc in Chicago, C 0 G I I r I I 'I I ,:, 13- -rx i V 121922 -f F1 Q1 rilmms E5 Datz, VVilliam F., -lr., Chicago, Ill. Psi Omega. Hyde Park High School. Will locate in Chi- c'1+'fo Ill rb, . Davidson, llenjaznin P., Chicago, lll. Alpha Zeta Gamma. Freshman Class President, 1918. ,lunior liditor llentos, 1921. Senior Associate Editor Dentos, 1922. Senior Motto Commit- tee, 1922. ,lunior Master Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1913-19. Treasurer Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1920- 21. Historian Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1921-22. Ritual 'lfeam Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1920-21-22. Murray F. 'lluley High School. VVill locate in lllinois. Deneuholz, Harry Elton, Tank Alpha Zeta Gamma. Graduate East Denver High School, Denver, Colo. President Senior Class, 1921-22. President Sophomore Class, 1919-20. Assistant Instructor Bacteriology Laboratory, 1920-211 Grand Master Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1921-22. Financial Scribe Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1920-21. Scribe Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1919-20. Senator to Supreme Council Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1920-21. Member Supreme Council Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1921. Member Chapter Senate Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1920-21-22. Mem- ber G5. S. A. T. C., 1918-19. Locate: Chi- cago. ii Demetrakopoulos, Theodore Leon, Dennis, Psi Omega. Platanos Natpalctias, Greece. Platanos Hellenic School, Volos High School, Greece. Georgetown University one year. S. A. 'l'. C. 1918. Location: Athens, Greece. Page -ll fe. Q L' :- mwllentus Q -D l, F ' 1 Gm ' llixon, vl. L., Dick, Lovington, Ill. Delta - Sigma Delta. Trowel Club. Wolcott, Ind., ' H. S. Probably will locate in Illinois. 'I ll ll' I 5 llullemond, Christina Maria, Carolina, D, D, 5 S. University Utrecht, graduated 1909. Lo- cate: Amsterdam, 17 Roemer Yisscheestraat. 2 . I I Elder, Oscar VX'instanley, Frenchman, Georgetown, British Guiana, South America. V Queens College, Georgetown, ll. G. Location: Georgetown, 13. G., South America. v 7 4i fi l ll For-be, Morris M., Chicago, Ill. Xi Delta llhi. i Xi llelta llhi rlsl'C2lSllI'Cl', Holifman Prepar- ' alory, XVill locate in Chicago. I HV d nt-In-'n M , ' , -is 2 Q iff mwllentus Fox, Morris I., Chicago, Ill. Vice-l'res. Senior Class, Xi Delta 1'hi. Chairman social committee Xi Delta llhi fraternity, 1921-22. ll. 11. P. High School. lllinois board certif- icate, 1918. XVill locate in Chicago. Fricluss, Manclle, Back of the Yards, Chi- cago, Ill. Alpha Zeta Gamma. Tilclcn High, Chicago. VVill locate in Chicago. ' f Goldstein, Joseph XVilliam, Puzzle ,lo- sc-ph Medill High School. Alpha Zeta Gamma, Chairman of Social committee. Ritual team, 1922. VVill locate in Chicago. Gordon, Meyer Samuel, Chicago, Ill., Nor- wegian Herring Snapper. Alpha Zeta Gamma. Joseph Medill High School. Will locate in Chicago. Pdgt' 11 ef- - - .Q HI' mp me n t lil S Graves, Ernest Elmer, Lincoln, Nab. Lin- coln High School. Kappa Alpha Pi, XYill locate in Nebraska. l-lendrich, Ferdinand, Leniberg, Poland, Europe. Qrymnasiuin No. 66, Lelnberg. Loca- tion: Illinois or in Poland, Europe. Horcvilz, l.ouis ll., Uration. Class Histo- rian. Secretary of Class lUlS-l0. Class Artist llc-ntos. Xi llclta l'hi. Scribe Xi Delta Phi, lfllll. .lunior Grand Master, l9ll. l.iI'Cllll1lI'lZlTj' education in Russia. .-Xnierican Public School. Hollfnian l'rcp. School. XYill locate in Chicago. hlatle, Harry, Mustaclie, Chicago, lll. . 'lrtasurer of Freslmian Class. Member of laixcculivc Committee Senior Class. Alpha Zeta Qiainina. Scrihc of Chapter Senate. l-liiglewood l-ligh School. XYill locate in Engle- wood. 922 -N E mwpentos in as Kan, il. M., 801 Brunswick St., Berkley, Va. S. A. T. C., 1918. Xi Delta Phi. Location: Berkley, Va. Kraft, David H., Chicago, Ill. Shortridge High School, Indianapolis, Ind. Will locate in Indiana. Kuncl, Alfred C., Al Psi Dmega Frater- nity. Sgt. at Arms, 1919-20. Junior Prosecutor, 1920-1921. Assistant Editor Dentos, 1920-21. Class Cartoonist, 1920-21. S. A. T. C., 1918-19. Class Editor and Cartoonist, 1921-22. Harri- son Tech. High School. Location: Chicago. Leibowitz, Max Harry, Chicago, Ill. Alpha Zcta Gamma. Richard T. Crane Technical High School. Balfour Johnson Preparatory School. Member Orchestra C. C. D. S. Will locate in Chicago. Page -I5 191221 - ii FY' mwpentus 0 1 ed Marquette University, 1918-20. C. C. D. S. 1920-22. Secy. Psi Omega Fraternity, 1921 - .v ICH. 4 X Litwalc, Max., Chicago, 111. Xi Delta Phi Medill High School. VVill locate in Chicago McDonough, Adrian L., Mahoney, Mt Vernon, S. D. Mt. Vernon High School, 1918 Delta Sigma Delta. XX'ill locate in the west. nv. I l . 1 I 1 Il l ll ,' 1 n l Q. E . 2 Ml: l +1 Page 46 i ,l. l ll 1 l I cago, Ill. Secy. Class 1918. Treas. Class 1922 nity Council, 1921. Graduated M. F. Tule5 High School. Location: Illinois. 1 ......,: ,, .... ,,k..-,,, 0 vQ iii..- Leppla, H. M., Lep. lfsi Omega. Grad- uated from Edgar High School, 1918. Attend- Location: Wisconsin, Switzerland of Amer- Nathan, Barnett, 2351 N. Kedzie Blvd., Chi- Scribe Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1921. Senior Mar- shall Alpha Zeta Gamma, 1922. Interfrater- I EBL I ll G 5. F i ii l l. l l l i L 'l n F +I M gg- ' . -ff Fwllentus Nelson, 'Edwin Williaiii, Ed, Menominee, Mich. Menominee High School. Delta Sigma Delta. Will locate in Alliance, Ohio. ' Nordquist, T. G., Tody. Akclcy High School. Akeley, Minn. Xi Psi l'hi Fraternitv. Locate: Chicago. Paradis, David August, Hcsscnier, Mich. Bessemer High School, Delta Sigma Delta. VVill locate in Canton, Ohio. P1-egozen, l'1e1'nardA.,Chicago, lll. Xi Delta Phi, trustee. Education, Russia. Wfill locate probably in Europe. Pagi as The lentusg Q -3 2 i 5 I l I l G l Cr D Ci i. ' 2 Z il 1 5 . I K SS' Page 48 Quinn, Clarence R,, Jigga Muskegon High School. St. Ignatius College. Carnegie Tech School. junior Class President. Member Senior Executive Coninnttee. Psi Omega Fraternity. Locate: Chicago. Ragstlale, Kenneth A., Rags, Texas, San Antonio, Texas. San Antonio High School. Southwestern University Preparatory School. Southwestern University. lloylor Dental Col- lege, Dallas, Texas. S. A. T. C Delta Sigma Delta. Member lixc. Connn. Senior Class, W'ill locate in San Antonio, Texas. Rattner, Samuel Milton, Chicago, Ill. Alpha Zeta Gamma. Assistant 1010-lil Vliysiology llept. H. l'. S. High School. XYill locate in Chicago. Recllich, Herman Eclwarcl I., Chicago, Ill. l'Si Omega. l.ane Technical High School. Northwestern University. XVill locate in Chi- cago and Berlin, Germany. up 2 N Q as mwilentus Rose, Harold, Prentice, XVis. Prentice High School. Wfill locate in Birchwood, XVis., town of 1,000. Rosenberg, Louis, Chicago, Ill. Murray F. Tuley High School. XVill locate in Chicago. Rosenbaum, llenjamin H., 'flazzf' Chicago, 111. Alpha Zeta Gamma. Alpha Zeta Gamma Basketball team Manager, 1922. joseph Medill High School. VVill locate in Chicago. Rosenthal, Arthur, Art, Chicago, Ill. Tuley High School, 1916. Northwestern University, 1917-18. Northwestern Dental College, 1018- 19, Yiee President Sophomore Class. Chair- man Ex. Comm. Senior Class, Xi Delta 1'hi, Grand Chancellor. XVill locate in Chicago. 4 'Q Pugh flrlflc' 50 mwllentus Q .. . 1-1.21--at-1,11-i . .- -. --...we-..n,., , Sclmicckebicr, VV. L., Louie, Schmeck. Chicago Heights, Ill. Graduated llloozn Town- ship High School. Psi Qmega. Illinois Den- tal School 1918-20. S. A. T. C. 1918. Location: Chicago Heights, Ill. f4clinciclcrnian, llavid A., Montreal, Canada. Lawnclalc- High School, l9l7. Xi Ilclta l'hi. May locatc in Chicago. Schulman, llcnjamiu. llorn in Rufsia. At- tc-nclcd Crane Tech, High School. Graduated front private school. Xi Delta llhi, National Secretary Xi llclta llhi. Location: Chicaqo, Schulson, Max, South Haven. Mich. Crane 1 4 f Tech, nlohnson Prop Alplia Zeta Gaznnia. lirlisou Club. Locate: Chicago. Q O 9 ..-L - L-' A- mwllentus ICA Serr, Theodore Iohn, Scotland, S. D. Scot- land High School. Transferred from Creigh- ton University, Omaha, Neb. Psi Qinega. Will locate in Nebraska. Shafer, F., Salt Lake, Salt Lake City, Utah. Delta Sigma Delta, Treasurer. Salt Lake High School. VVill locate in the west. Sheehy, Edward Bartholomew, Chicago, Ill. Psi Omega. West High School, Green Bay, VVis. Northwestern University. Chicago, Ill. Solo, Henry, Chicago, Ill. Xi Delta Phi. Crane Tech High School. Will locate in Chi- Page 51 eee --4922 Lf ffl' 52 Ehmentns X , X StaStney, Rudolph Ernest, Newark, N. Il. Mc-dill High School. Xliill locate in Chicago, lll. f , Tanaka, Shigealqi, Mt1rpl1y, Yaniaguclii, ' japan. Verinanent address, Atsnkiniura, Ku- H inagegun, Yaniaguchilcen, hlapan. High School Cextitication, State of Uregon. C. S. Army I Chemical Corp., Edgewood, Md. North Pacific College of Dentistry, Portland, Ore. XYill ,i locate in liioto, Japan. High School. NVill locate in Chicago, Ill, locate in Illinois. E Q 2 -N C. XValclinan, Herman, Chicago, Ill. H. P. S. XVatson, Thomas Vincent, lllooniington, Ill. St. Marv's High School. Xi l'si Phi. XVill f-.- -Q-1 VVeinstein, -lacob Selig, Chicago, Ill. Xi Delta Phi, Tyler, 1921-22. Lane Tech. High School, 1916-18. lfSerg's Prep. School, 1916-18. Passed the Illinois State lloard for High School requirements, 1918. VVill locate in Chi- cago. VVelcher, Nathan, Kid Deciduous. Alpha Zeta Gamma. Murray F. Tuley High School and Y. M. C. A. Vkfill locate in Chicago. Vtfolfe, bl. F., Jack, Mt. Horeb, NVis. Trans- ferred from Marquette University in Junior Year. Psi Omega, Sergeant-at-Arms, Mt. Horeb High School. Will locate in Vllisconsin. VVitous, Elmer I. Psi Omega. Graduated Harrison Tech. High School. S. A. T. C., 1918. Location: Chicago. 1 tus Ch 1 J PCI-QC 53 I ii Khepentus I 1 ., i . I Zziwadski, T. S., Chicago, Ill. Lane Tec High School., XYilI locate in Chicago. n J i I I W us 1 fhlgjz' 51 53 Q fsf Q v i 'Cz - :Cx ur Fhepentu 0 0 lass iB1:esi7Jent's Qhhress Honorable Faculty, Fellow Classmates, Ladies and Gentlemen: This is commencement! NVhat an enviable goal we have striven for! We have been elected, through these four years, to carry on the duties of our chosen profession. This longed-for hour brings joy. Joy to ourselves and joy to those dear ones who have prayed for us for all these years. Still. let us stop a moment in our happiness and consider the pain we must endure in the parting. Four years! We cannot call them long. -lust think back to the day when you walked up those four flights of stairs to enter that time-honored institution. It seems but yesterday. Still, Father Time has kept up with us and today he is asking us to sum up our achievements in those four years. lVe came in the day of the Great Wlar, at a time when the world was in chaos, a small band of men in comparison to the classes that had gone before us, but we came with a determination to learn. The service of our country called many of us away from our ardent scholastic duties, and no matter how trying were the complications, we still craved knowledge. And then came peace! Veace in all its glory! Peace with all its calm and relief to the multitudes. Ilut with that calm came the period of reconstruction, the task of bringing conditions back to normalcy. And now here we are! Here in the year of l92Z we look hack upon those fervid days with a feeling of victory, victors in our battle for an education that will enable us to go forth into the world as Dentists, as professional men, men who will be treated as respected citizens, no matter where they may go. Born in those wild days when everyone thought only of war and its outcome, we should feel proud, classmates, if we have served a two-fold purpose, one to our country and one to the desire for knowledge for the benefit of humanity. VVe have made friendships, some of them having grown into mutual affection. Vlfe have trodden in the garden of learning and partaken of the fruit of knowl- edge. XVe have inherited, to some extent, the very characteristics of our most worthy teachers. IYe have dreamed and we have worked. The mere dreamer becomes eccentric and impractical. The mere doer becomes base and material- istic. The combination of these has been the right mixture for us. Wle dreamed of every step of success in the line of work or study and then patiently started out to realize our dreams. IYe omitted not a single detail. lt was not merely the end of the undertaking, but the very trials and corrections along the way that gave us satisfaction. Success is not something that suddenly happens at the end of a continued effort. It is made up partly of the bits of accomplishment along the way. The infinite wisdom and the careful guidance of our teachers will ever be our cherished heritage. They have been with us in thought and in person every hour of our college existence. And they have rewarded us. There is something heroic in mere persistence itself and others are usually willing to reward it with their offerings of honors of high degiee. The cringing, yielding, doubting and despairing individual, on the other hand, creates the very calamities of which he is afraid. VVherefore, when I look at you, my classmates, I think of the brilliant men that have been along the line back of you. I think of that deep, rich current of human inheritance of which you are the conveyors. I thi11k of the worthy desires Page 55 1922 E I h I li l il r i l r I C F A-Cn C Q fi I i Tsllentuse which may be hnally swept along to the point of satisfaction as they are fanned by your emotions. I think of that goodly brain in each one of you, with its millions of cells waiting for your persistent will to drive them into the active machinery of your efforts. It is to you members of the faculty that we bid farewell. Yours has been the tasks of a -lob. Your untiring efforts and masterly guidance we will ever cherish as a treasure which has been bequeathed to us for our safe keeping. Our future successes will be your reward, the harvest of the seed you have planted. Vtfe tremble as we are about to leave you and launch out with our frail craft upon the sea of life alone, without your kindly guidance and wisdom at our beck and call. VVe sail for unknown lands, in uncharted seas, and at hrst we will miss your guiding hands, but as we near our goal and success and triumph are in the ofhng we will think of our Alma Mater and you to whom we owe it all. And now we must say adieu, and let us hope that we will meet again, not as students, but as professional men, to renew again our schoolday friendships. and as This memory brightens o'er the past, As when the sun, concealed Behind some cloud that near us hangs, Shines on a distant held. iiaamlefs Qulilnqup To brush or not to brush, that is the question. Vtlhether it is nobler in mind to inflict decayed teeth and foul breath upon our outraged friends, or to take a brush against our dental appendages and by vigorous brushing clean them. To clean, to become filthy no more, and by cleaning to say we end the toothaches and the thousand natural shocks that the stomach is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To decay: to ache, perchance to abscessg aye, there's the rub. For in that abscess of mercy what pains will come until we feel like shuttling off this mortal coil, must give us pause, there's the swelling that makes calamity of so long a night. For who would bear the awful soreness and the throbbing pulse, your unbal- anced countenance, the proud 1nan's contumely, the pangs of shooting pains, the daylight's delay, the insolence of everybody, and the cold, clammy thought of sitting in the torture chair of a heartless dentist, to grunt and moan and sweat under a weary life, but that dream of something worse than death. the undis- covered country from whose bourne no traveler returns, puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those awful pains than to Hy to others that we know not of. Thus dentists do make cowards of us allg and thus our good old nervine is sicklied over the pale cast of thought and our resolutions of great pitch and moment with this regard get fatally twisted and the poor dentist loses action. Page 56 f- -kwa -1 Li. 31' Qtwiimus- . f .V ,Lk , T 'iii -X 'e i X Rx , , ssgggixxyg f 'A ?i1'l-' + :-fiii.-3 2- -, ' i Loeis P. Houovrrz, Historian It was in the year of Nineteen Hundred and Eighteen, the ninth month, on the third day of the month, that in the Chicago College of Dental Surgery, an institution now ranking as the highest of its kind, and situated in one of the leading medical centers of the country, the various classes were going up to be inscribed in that great book of classes. They were joined by a band of youths speaking different tongues and representing various races. XVe all assembled in the large amphitheatre of the school to participate in the exercises which marked the otiicial opening of the school year. These exer- cises, however, were different from the usual school openings of the previous years. During that period the whole world was in the state of war. Men from every walk of life had to answer the country's call. That very morning an officer of the Cnited States Army delivered an address urging us to join the Students' Army Training Corps. Practically all of us responded to the call, and swore allegiance to our country, and at the same time assumed the responsibilities of college work. XYe were soon engaged in one of the fiercest battles that a Freshman is called out to light, and that was to destroy that membrane which envelops our brains. A membrane whose network is composed of long libres of puzzling theories, and monosyllabled terminologies that scientific study offers. Not only that, we also had to concentrate our efforts on another frontier, and that was on Ashland Boulevard. This point of concentration, however, was soon evacuated, for Armis- tice Day, the most eventful day in history, was celebrated on November 11th, 1918. XYe suffered the loss of a few comrades who dropped out of school because of the handicaps the S. A, T. C. placed upon them, while we of the so-called Survival of the Fittestu class remained to fuliill the demands of the scientific world. Wlith the addition of a few social affairs now and then, we took our final ex- aminations, and swelled with pride that we were no more Freshmen. In the Sophomore Year our awe for the faculty and our reverence for the upper classmen began to diminish, and our fear for quizzes, that so well marked IIUQU - -1 Sl Q 2 - fhellentus - - 0 our previous year, dwindled down to minum infinity. Our dear old Daddy XVatt, with his parently love and carving knife, undertook to prepare us for the coming year. New studies were introduced into our curriculum, and by turning on Dr. Kendall's Ultra Violet Rays, we soon assimilated the various subjects. At this particular point I am forced to make a historic notation, which does not furnish any pleasure at all. Witli a nervous hand I must record the death of one of our most beloved classmates, J. P. Wyrzykowski. It is needless for me to attempt to describe his virtues and the brilliant character which he possessed, nor can I overestimate the good fellowship that he offered to all. The class, as one strong body, demonstrated its grief for the loss of such a friend by leaving the class rooms and paying him his last tribute. The faculty labeled the class while yet in its embryonic stage as the gay class. Yet we did not fail to convince them that we were only gay when gayety was required, serious when seriousness was required, and at all times striving toward the goal of our high calling for wisdom. The junior Year with its thousand and one 'ftales was a new problem in our career, which called for the highest calculative measures for its proper solu- tion. No more dummies to work on, but real human beings, with nerves, blood vessels, oceans of saliva, and in addition, sensitive dispositions. Each revolution of the burr produces a sigh, each application of the chisel a hemorrhage. Besides, there were seniors who amused themselves at our ex- pense by constant ridicule, and demonstrators who were ready to engulf and digest our poor beings when the slightest mistake was made. Nevertheless, we soon acquired a certain degree of skill which each operation required, gained an ardent love for infirmary work and the relieving of pain to suffering hu- manity. Our Junior Year marked one great event in the administration of our school. The institution was safely placed into the hands of Drs. Brophy, Johnson and XV. H. G. Logan as its Dean. Dr. Logan conducted the institution with the same principles of command and leadership which he exercised while a colonel in the United States Army. Thereby he made it possible for the college to open its doors to the Educational Council of America for inspection. An A classi- fication verdict was returned in April, which marked the closing of our Junior Year. The summer following we all resumed work in the infirmary. The Senior Year demanded the best of our efforts, skill and sound judgment, three features which we had to perfect, and wisely did we take advantage of the opportunities which the summer offered us. No one will dispute that it is an unhappy lot for a historian to mark sad events of his class. It is more so unpleasant when my pen is again about to inscribe the death of another of our beloved comrades, Louis Licht. IVe all knew him to be a smiling, cheerful, hard-working scholar. Though he was ad- vised more than once by physicians to give up his studies, he dehed their advice and continued until the last moments of his life. VVe are overwhelmed with sadness that we can not have him with us to reap the fruits of his labor. True were the words of the poet who wrote: 'fDeath rides on evcrv assinff breeze . 15 Y He lurks in every flower. Page 53 - -1212s - is 'J mwllentus 0 Thus we came to the closing of our school life, ready to leave our class rooms and each one of us assume the responsibility of performing our earthly destinies. May we always look back with gratitude towards the great Alma Mater, the Chicago College of Dental Surgery, and its teachers, who were ready to assist, guide and advise us. Before we cross the threshold of the college, let us for a few moments reflect and think of the lines in which the world's greatest sci- entists, Louis Pasteur, so wonderfully expressed himself. Two opposing laws seem to me now in contest. The one, a law of blood and death, opening out each day new modes of destruction, forces nature to be always ready for the battle. The other, a law of peace, work and health, whose only aim is to deliver man from the calamities which beset him. The one seeks violent conquest, the other, relief of mankind. The one places a single life above all victories, the other sacrifices hundreds and thousands of lives to the ambition of a single individual. The law of which we are the instruments strives even through the carnage to cure the wounds due to the law of war. VVhich of these two laws will prevail God only knowsg but of this we may be sure, that science in obeying the law of humanity will always labor to enlarge the frontier of life. w Un I Page 59 U Khepentus 0 es Ealehinturp hhress Mr. President, Members of the Faculty, Classmates and Friends: The very pleasant fellowship which has existed between us for the past few years is now closing and it is time to part. As we journey out on the vast expanse of life to take our stand as members of the profession, to compete for the honors and rewards which every ambitious man hopes to attain, it would be well to pause a moment and review briefly the past and from those lessons try in a way to fore- cast our own future. VVe have no patience with the plaintive wail of the pessimist who longs for the good old days when he or his grandfather was a boy, claiming that the times have sadly changed since then, and that the profession is over-run, and predict- ing ruin and starvation if the so-called grinding-out of dentists continues. Yes, the times have changed and the world is better for it. This is an age of progress. There is a mighty movement forward in every enterprise. This is not an era of beginning, it is one of enlargements and perfections of ideas begun years and even centuries ago. Wfhat mighty events have transpired within the lives of those present! How much of history written! Vylhat inventions and dis- coveries made! VVhat progress in the affairs of mankind! XYhat changes in civilization! Schools, colleges and libraries without number, of every class and grade, have been established and are scattering their influence far and wide. Those nurseries of knowledge discipline the youthful minds and send them forth better than they were before, prepared to meet the growing wants and increasing obligations of free citizens of this land. Human ingenuity has appropriated to the practical wants of enterprise and labor the discoveries of the scientists, the mysteries of the laboratory and the knowledge of the student. New principles in the construction of machinery have been applied. XVherever power has been found, measures have been taken to use it in saving the sweat, the muscle tension and the very blood itself of human labor. Never before have the teachings of science been so fully understood and so generally applied to the various departments of industry. Xllierever there has appeared to be a necessity for the application of a principle for any special pur- pose, the demand has been quickly met. Wlhen we stop on occasions like this and look around us and especially behold the agents of improvement acting at the present with greater energy than ever before, producing every day still more wonderful results, we are filled with won- der and astonishment. The change has been greater than we ever knew or realized. But think not, classmates, that because great successes have been accom- plished, great discoveries made and wondrous strides of science covered, that the summit of all things has been reached. In a score of years from now, he who then reviews the past, as we do today, will be able to refer to the marvelous advances that have been made in those decades. Pagr' 60 1 G- ,- it 4 'E -21.1 ig-Gm I , , I l I G 'l I C Et. - Q .2 - -aa 'J mwpentus -3 In this age of achievement the trend of every invention and every movement seems to' be chiefiy towards the advancement of the human race. The world, therefore, has only good wishes for the success of every enterprise or institution which has for its aim the betterment of mankind, and which tends to bring men into closer and more fraternal relations. The time has come that we must part and the class will, of course, be widely separated. We may occasionally meet each other under unlooked-for circum- stances and in various parts of the country, so then let there be happiness in the hearts of each as there is in the class now. Gentlemen of the Faculty, the time has come when we must part. The rela- tion of teacher and pupil is at an end and from now on we meet as brother to brother. For some years we have been storing in our minds, under your protect- ing care and guidance, the knowledge which must enable us to take our stand in this world as members of this profession. We have been striving to build a firm foundation by familiarizing ourselves with the knowledge of those elements which have occupied the minds of learned men, among whom your learned body stands foremost. Today we join the ranks of students in a broader sense. VVhatever success we may attain in our profession we will never forget that the credit largely belongs to you, who have so patiently labored with us. Gentlemen, in behalf of the Class of 1922, I bid you farewell. Fellow classmates, for four years we have studied together to obtain the coveted knowledge which would tit us for our profession, and now we' stand on the threshold of professional life and see hands outstretched to bid us welcome, and yet we pause, with an inward questioning, and ask, Am I worthy? How many are there of us who do not feel that we have only tasted of the cup of knowledge? What a vast amount is still left for us to learn. Look at our worthy Faculty, not a member of which but has distinguished himself in some particular line. NVhat was their golden key to success? Shall we throw away our books and lapse into a commonplace existence, feeling that we have reached the summit? We shall not, neither shall we let the mistakes and mishaps that shall befall us change our views of our profession. Let us strive to add something to the knowledge of our profession. VVe cannot, of course, expect to all be Johnsons and Brophys, but we can do our share if we but work to that end. Classmates, I bid you a fond farewell until we are again united. FENG SHAFER. Pago 61 -1922 - f ss-F12DQnfns E eamwaww my fm-Qiimfmzf ML' -It bSlil'll XYM. tit ll.lJS'l'l2lN Cl..-XSS l'lQf rl'H l'f'l' '11 UII!l1ffL'O1I !1or2'1'lvlt' on all .v1'zic.v r01r1141'. .lx one fffftlf fIl1'11tIL'U fftlllldf, yu! fi1'Ul1I flzoxt' ffazizm no fifffif, Init rtiflzcr tI,tIl'k1IC,Y.N' t'ix1'lvli', -ll1L'l'oN. And it was indeed a fitting place for the famous Lllass of '22 lin meet---the Hall of Hades. llut regardless of the place, the lmoys seemed to he overjoyed with the idea of us all lmeing together again. Tears fell from the eyes of many of the hoys, hut they were soon hrushed aside, and Dr. H. li. Denenholz, as of old, soon called the meeting to order. And lo, not a sound was heard, which put us in mind of our peaceful meetings lmaclc in the days of '22, Neyer hefore had one single class hrought forth such famous dentists, oral surgeons and so many research 1nen. lt was, indeed, an eyentful day for the dental profession when this class was thrust upon the world. From the rocky coast of Maine to the sunny shore of California did the Class of '22 make their mark. Some, thinking this country was not large enough for the scope of their endeavor, settled in China, japan, Canada, tireece, liloland, llritish tluiana and Holland. When Dr. llarnett Nathan went out to practice dentistry he found the liusiness side of dentistry sadly neglected and away helow par. He conceived an idea and wrote out a little stereotyped talk which was soon puhlished and is now used over all countries where dentistry is practiced. This article when read to the patient at the psychological moment has the powerful intluence of extracting money from the patient. llr. H. lf. llenenholz hecame head of the National Dental Society for many years. Dr. llenenholz had opened a research laboratory, where he discovered the different hacteria that cause dental caries. Dr. XY. U. lloeclt had revolutionized plate work to such a degree that all he needed will he illustrated hy the following slogan: Send me your photograph and l will send you your platefl' l'r1,ffi' of l sl ig ff Q tt ibn: fmiientus K' Mr. Bloom's mind, as of old, tended toward jurisprudence, laid down a code for dentists which is novv famous and published all over the world. Dr. VVeinstein decided that Horace Vtfells and his general anesthesia was wrong and entirely' too expensive, so he conceived an automatic hammer which struck the patient and reduced him to temporary unconsciousness. The eminent Dr. licngen, still persisting in his old ideas that all teeth with pulps involved should be removed, so convinced his colleagues, Dr. H. Xiraldman and B. A. Schulman, that they went him one better and decided that all teeth should be removed before the age of 15 years because they contended that all focal infection, and likewise toothache, would be eradicated. And who would have thought that our friend, Dr. M. D. Cohen, should have developed a roving spirit? He enlisted as a dental ensign in the navy, where, by his wonderful work, he soon became an ofiicer of high rank. He finally settled in the Hawaiian Islands for reasons best known to himself. Dr. L. Dixon conceived a few new orthodontic appliances which straight- ened teeth in a miraculously short time. Dr. Theodore Leonidas Demetrakopoulos had opened a dental college in Greece which soon obtained a Class X rating. Dr. ul. N. 'Whispering Bruckman became a dental educator and finally settled in Cleveland, where he became a dean of their dental college. Dr. M. Friduss settled in the Stock Yards district, where he opened a dental welfare station and he was known as the good Samaritan. Dr. B. P. Davidson, always capable of making many friends, soon interested many prominent dentists and opened a large dental clinic which did work for the poor free ofcharge. This was the largest clinic of its kind that was ever con- structed. Dr. Fox and Dr. Cohen found the old way of preparing cavities was too tedious and took up too much valuable time. They patented definite forms, which when fitted over the tooth and an electric current set up, prepared the desired cavity in fifty-five seconds. Dr. M. M. Forb, in conjunction with Dr. Corn, had made a new attach- ment which attached itself to the different teeth and was so easily constructed that it put partial plates where it is today. This attachment was, indeed, a great boon to the dental profession. Dr. D. N. Alban and M. L. Schulson, the famous Edisonians, convinced the Edison Company that they needed two famous dentists like themselves to take care of the help. They did such splendid work along this line that all the large firms of this city soon pleaded for their assistance. Dr. B. H. Rosenbaum along the same lined convinced Mr. Harmon of the famous Dreamland that his patrons' teeth needed attention. He proved to Mr. Harmon's satisfaction that dental caries affected the dancing of his patrons. Dr. TN. L. Sclimeckebier had established quite a reputation in Chicago Heights as an ethical practitioner. The community, in appreciation, bought him a new Packard car. Dr. H. Jesse Jaffe, who believed in the good old motto, The Lord helps thosewho help themselves, soon became so wealthy that he opened a state bank in the loop. Page 69 -Q 92- if w or U F529 ntus s- Dr. V. H. Carr had established quite a practice and was known far and wide in his community as the man with a consciencefl And the hand of a child shall lead them. So it was with Dr. N. XYelcher. He had established quite a reputation as a surgeon in Antrum of Highmore cases. Dr. R. S. Barker had invented a new filling material with which he was making himself quite famous in the State of New York. Dr. L. Beveridge became famous, not only as a dentist, but as a musician. He soon became the ideal of his city, his modesty being the only thing that stopped him from becoming mayor. Dr. Corcoran became a prospector, deciding that dentistry was too slow a way of making a living. Dr. M. Gordon became a research man and introduced a vaccine that would prevent focal infection. Dr. L. Rosenberg, who had practiced conscientious dentistry for several years, soon became a sugar proliteer and became prominent in newspaper circles as the man who had cornered the sugar market. Dr. S. M. Rattner, as of old, being poetically inclined, had written several volumes of poems, and he was the lirst dentist who ever became famous in that particular line. s Dr. VV. F. Datz, Jr., was known as a man about town and he was always a prominent man in all dental society meetings. Dr. L. P. Horevitz became famous not only as a dentist but as a cartoonist as well. But he decided to remain in the dental profession because humanity could ill afford to lose a man of his skill. Dr. Arthur Rosenthal became a famous statesman, which took up so much of his time that de decided to drop dentistry for the time being, or at least until the political game was not so profitable. Dr. Feno Shafer became an oral surgeon and specialized in converting Class H jaws into Class I jaws for the reception of dentures. Dr. H. E. Redlich and Dr. R. E. Stastney became known throughout the country as the famous extraction specialists. They had specially designed lances and surgical burs that enabled them to remove any impacted tooth within three minutes. Dr. B. A. Pregozen has made quite a fortune practicing dentistry and is now following the opera. Dr. M. Leibowitz proved to the dental world that suggestion, practiced judiciously, will increase one's clientele immensely. Dr. 'Robert Quinn became a member of the faculty at Chicago College of Dental Surgery. He instructed in crown and bridge. Dr. A. C. Kuncl, also a member of the faculty, was professor of physiology. Dr. Max Litwak, always having the boys in mind, opened a recreation club for the Chicago dentists in the Wfest Indies. Dr. li. Graves settled in Nebraska, where he soon made a name for himself as an expert foil manipulator. A Dr. Elder sojourned to British Guiana, where he soon became famous as a prosthesist. Ptlijt' 6-il 0 4922 it or Elwll entu S e- Dr. D. A. Schniederman opened a suite of offices in Montreal, Canada, where he became one of the leading dentists. Dr. M. Kami went down to Virginia and soon established a large practice because of the aseptic way he treated and filled root canals. Dr. H. Kraft had designed and constructed a new X-Ray machine. The advantage of this new machine invented was that it was so small and handy that it could be placed in a dental cabinet. It was also of such little expense that he made it possible for all dentists to have X-Ray machines. Dr. T. Shorty Serr became known far and wide in the state of South Dakota as a manipulator of beautiful amalgams. Dr. E. B. Sheehy had constructed a new automatic foil condenser, which by turning on a switch the foil was inserted and was condensed so well that it soon took on a beautiful luster. And who would have thought that Dr. H. Solo would become a society man? He became ai leader of Chicago society and was known as one of the four hundred. Dr. S. Tanaka went back to his native country, where he became an instruc- tor in all branches of dentistry. Dr. C. Dullemond went back to Holland, giving the people of that country the benefit of the knowledge she obtained at the Chicago College of Dental Sur- gery. Dr. M. L. Leppla and Dr. ul. V. XVolfe had accomplished a new root canal technique which revolutionized that particular branch of dentistry. Realizing that dentists' time was too valuable to do root canal work the old way, they filled root canals by means of compressed air. Dr. Nordquist became quite a famous dentist in the state of Minnesota. He was a member of the State Board for many years. Dr. A. Paradis opened a large dental supply house in Michigan, selling exclu- sively some of the inventions his colleagues perfected. Dr. G. Rose, loving his Alma Mater so much, after a few years of practice in the state of VVisconsin, came back to teach operative dentistry. Dr. E. XV. Nelson, realizing the importance of oral hygiene, toured the country giving lecture courses. ' Dr. K. Ragsdale made quite a name for himself in the state of Texas. Not content with this, he distributed dental propaganda in Mexico to educate the people of that country. Dr. F. Hendrich went back to Poland, where he became .quite famousg so much so that he became the dentist of Trotsky and Lenine. Dr. T. V. Vtfatson became the leading dentist in Bloomington. But he soon became mixed up in politics and was elected mayor on the Democratic ticket. Dr. E. VVitous, who was known as the most modern dentist in Cicero, had become such a political power that it was necessary to obtain his good will in order to be an eligible candidate for any office in Cicero. Dr. S. Zawadski, the famous crown and bridge man, had invented some new pieces, which go under his name. Dr. A. L. McDonough, who always was a good mixer and quick to make friends, became governor of South Dakota, being elected on the Prohibition ticket. Page f- 12122 -1 53- 1 i I E i Q. l 5, 1 Fi I i I I I V, dill 1 0 mwpentus 0 0 -2 A eonglomeration of wit, near wit and hopeless humor pre- pared by UAL. If you can't laugh at the jokes of the age, laugh . at the age of the jokes. A ily and a flea in a Hue VVere imprisoned, so what did they do? Said the fly, let us flee, Said the flea, let us ily, So they Hew through a Haw in the Hue. The fellows are going to chip in a few pennies to buy a comb for Stastney and a hair cut for Schneiderman. Hazel is cute, Loretta's a beaut, And all the girls are dandy. Wfith Helen tall And Olga small Pearl does take the candy. -McDonough. THE PATIENTS OVVN DIAGNOSIS Two Seniors consulting beside the chair of a man who had just gotten out of the hospital after a prolonged illness. One Senior looked into the patient's mouth and saw that a few teeth had to be extracted. No, said one of them, decisively, I think we should wait until he gets stronger. The other Senior opened his mouth to speak, but the patient beat him to it. VVhat do you take me for, he asked, feebly, a cheese Dentist flooking into his anteroom, where a number of patients were wait- ingj: VVho has been waiting the longest F Tailor fwho has called to present a billj: I have, doctor: I delivered the clothes to you three years ago. SAFETY FIRST Dentist fto patient who is opening his pursej-No, don't bother to pay me in advance. Patient-I'm not. I was only counting my money before you give me gas. A CLUE The evidence seems to show, said the detective. that the thief wore rubbers and walked backwards. Then we must look out for a man with receding gums, remarked the wag of the force. Iuigi- no 922 -A thesaurus LOST AND FOUND I've lost my wife! exclaimed an excited male shopper in a department store. She was right here beside me a moment ago and now I can't find her. Bargains in skirts two aisles to your left, said the floorwalker tersely. A friend-'fIf you love her, old fellow, why don't you marry her? Bachelor dentist- Marry her? VVhy, she is one of my best patients. Most of us get what we deserve, but only the successful will admit it. A little boy, whose grandmother had just died, wrote the following letter, which was duly posted: Dear Angels. VVe have sent you Grandma. Please give her a harp to play as she is short-winded and cannot blow a trumpet. FOR SALE-Cheap set of false teeth, upper and lower, made by Dr. Misfit of 'lugglersville Union. They will not ht me, and he will not, or cannot, make them fit. I would suggest that the patient send me her photograph and I will take an impression and make a plate for her that will fit. DOCTORS' OFFICE RULES 1. Patients upon entering will leave the door wide open. More especially in winter timeg we like fresh air. 2. Those having no business will remain as long as possible. Gentlemen will take a chair and lean against the door, as it will preserve the wall and pre- vent its falling down on us. 3. Gentlemen are requested to smoke. 4. By all means get your cigar ashes and butts all over the floor, as it will save the price of sweeping compound. 5. If we are in a conversation with anyone you are requested not to wait until we are through, but to butt right inf, as weyare particularly fond of talk- ing to more than one person at a time. 6. Please expectorate all over the floor, as that helps lay the dust. Tobacco juice, especially, will act as a germicide and thus protect the health of our office force. 7. Our hours for entertaining solicitors for benevolent purposes are from ll a. m. to l2 p. m. Book agents from l a. m. to 3 a. 1n.g and beggars, peddlers and insurance agents, all day. It helps our practice to keep prospective patients waiting. Dudley: And how did you find the steak today? Student: Oh, quite simple., I lifted up one of the beans, and there it was. A MAN OP ACTION She: I like a man of few words and many actions. y He: You want my brother, then. I-Ie has St. Vitus dance. Pdge' 67 0 si si 2 2 Q -Ja, D f' mpentus f- SENIOR SOLILOQUY QFrom Macbethj Is this a diploma which I see before me, Its ribbon toward my hand? Come, let me touch I have thee not and yet I know I will. Art thou not lovely vision, sent to me To be mine own tonight? Or art thou but That ideal of my mind, that fair creation, Long cherished in my study blessed brain? thee. I see thee now, in form as desirable As that I dreamed I saw. Thou marshal'st me the way that I was going And promised such a reward I was to win. Mine eyes have seen thee oft in all my dreams, A prize worth all the restg I see thee now, And with thee bits of ribbon tied in bows, Fairer than hope before. This is the thing For which I studied all that would inform And train my eyes. Now, with my happy class The race is won, and all our dreams long sought Are ours to keep. As we celebrate Our glorious victory we would here and now Thank every teacher, every friend who helped, By patient watch, to hold our steady pace And guide our rambling stride toward the goal Wfe longed for most. Now, sure and firm set earth VVatch all our steps, which way they walk and howg The very stones prate to our whereabouts, And take the present honor of the time For future promise. Classmates, may we live That words to deeds their noblest spur may give. VVe go, our school work done. The world invites us. Hear it, my classmates, for it is the bell That summons us to action- Now, farewell. NAI 9' r. Grisamore: And in a case of thumb sucking, you can pretty nearly always tell which hand is being used. V oice: Yes, it's wet. Patient: Wfhat does it cost to have a tooth pulled? qtudent: One quarter. Patient: I have only a dime. VVould you mind getting the tooth started for that? I'll finish the job myself. I-'Ugi' GS 1 A-A1922 M mllentus f- Aged Mother-in-law: Well, I shall not be a nuisance to you much longer. Son-in-law Qreassuringlyb: Oh, don't talk like that, inotherg I ani sure you will. He: You said you were going to marry an artist, and now you are engaged to a dentist. - She: Well, isn't he an artist? He draws from real life. 4 :?ix ' Ai f I FY!! l ly 1 :I II P y it Q . ,,, ., D I l,t' C Q -X I f If ,Y agi SIT? y VZYWCIEJL-I HOW TI-IE TRUTH WOULD SOUND This is the rottenest filling I ever saw. Oh, well, I guess that is the best you can do.-Demonstrator. You are one of the poorest operators on the floor. You don't do anything and do it right. In our Seminar class: That was the most nonsensical, monotonous speech I ever heard. You should have dropped dead before you started. Student fto patient? : Good-by, Miss Sumbore. I ani terribly sorry I ever met you. Hope some day we may never meet again. Yes, sir, this filling is the best you can gest. I ought to charge three dollars for it, but it will cost you live. Will last you six weeks at the most. I have all the time in the world, but I don't want you to do any work on ine. Good-by! The work is much worse than the average. I had to bribe two inspectors to get by with it. I Alf Page 60 s--- 12122, I Q 451- W EL 99911105 6. ll! xx im P 6,25 , g Tffy iff. , f f, A 4 K r 7, ' X 1:29 14 - v !rf'NH 7,1 f ,f '- Q 15q,fQ,f Wg' N 'T X ' N il! fig, f ,, VL a Uwffgwm HJ Y hy!! 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McDonough changed his name back to Mahoney. b Z5 Shafer wasn't so good-natured. Solo quit being bashful. Rosenthal wasn't a barb.'l Miss Flynn wouldn't smile. Mrs. Tyler didnt get rattled. Denenholz didn't have so many phone calls. Carr's gold cases didn't come back before Dixon couldn't play poker. Mrs. Prestley got angry. Horevitz had studied law. Fox wouldn't help Corn in a quizz. -laffe had an outht of his own. Rattner wasnlt picked on so much. Boeck stayed awake in Orthodontia. Leppla wasn't so good looking. Rose quit worrying. VValdman got a haircut. bl une. Schulman wrote a book on the English language. Gordon wasnyt self-conscious. Schulson bought some cigarettes. Wfeinstein became an orator. Beugen said he did some inferior work. Datz spoke of his poor friends. Dennis was a Greek count. Ragsdale quit working. Beveridge wasn't so noisy. M. D. Cohen quit slipping us the salve. NVelcher got some laterals. Friduss lived on Lake Shore Drive. Alban yvasn't afraid. Rosenbaum wouldn't look at the ceiling wh Goldstein quit spoofing the Profs. Graves made a speech. en quizzed. Tanaka quit making silicates and amalgams. Davidson ran away from the ma. Zaxvadski lost his smile. Dr. Dullemond wouldn't graduate. Serr got shorter. Forb wasnlt so congenial. Kan washed his neck. Stastney drank some of his own hootch. Litwak didn't have so many women. Nga' fl Q 192 C EE -N Geomag Q -E Schneiderman didn't have a pig snoot. Schmeckebier shortened his name. Leibovitz didn't cry the blues. Kraft came on time for two five o'clock lectures. Hendricks would loosen up. Corn didn't have flat feet. Sheehy knew how to spell his middle name. Barker used his head except for a hat rack. Rosenberg wasn't so smart. Paradis bought a drink. Bloom didn't get such tough breaks. Watsoii worked on some old women. Quinn wouldn't be president some day. Nordquist would quit blushing. Nelson knew there wasn't any Santa Claus. Kuncl got up a band. Vtfitous wasn't so lazy. HEARD IN PASSING Dr. Loganw-In the healing of wounds nature will always do the work. Davidson-If nature won't Pluto will. by Goldstein fto patientj-Say, ah, please. That's it. Yes, madamg you have a very bad case of pyorrhea. Watson-Hoxv do you like the contour, doctor? Dr. Krauser Qglancing at VVatson't patientj-Beautiful! Denenholz-Sheehy, what is your middle name? Sheehy-Bartholomew. Denenholz-How to you spell it? Sheehy-Ah-er-er-gee, I don't know. Dr. Puterbaugh-XVhat is one of the main causes of pyorrhea? Gordon-Scarlet fever. Dr. Roubert-How would you get proper articulation on a full upper and lower denture? Kan-Place dentures in the mouth and let patient chew on powdered carbo- rundum stone until articulated. Dr. Puterbaugh-Miss I-Iansen, I want you to meet the Senior class, a band of men whose one thought is of their future, and who crave to be czzliglzfeizcd. If you think that is not true, gaze upon the inlirmary floor and notice the absence of lights. Imyi- 72 Ha 0 he -4922 0 --A 3 mwpentus 9' N 5 , . . 1 z Ilmsxt 1' Q 0 .J r fm e A W ' 1 f 7' 7 :da Sinai gmt, QWQ Q avgxp 51.14. his methmls Q 'iv V? WUI QNL-0...Qa A 3 .. M is P i - ,. . I A G 19 . 'W 1 3. A y ' -,, ,5 'I' 5 . fx X ' - 1 U 5 i af q,,,u': inuuufnnn' nuuuuun TQ -fulnanx K -4 Bug r A .qgqu-3. - f 55 f - 5 1 f . uae Q g 7 -4mmm.5'-..n..........' nn.. nu-:uauuuln if T' :nu-nunuunm lb . if X, ' A ' E W Zvi, l 5.01. f' 2 Q V 45 is J:-9 ., A L JANUARY 13th, 1922 Mark this date, mates, And remember it well. History may repeat itself, One never can tell. But until that time comes You can collect all bets Until Schulson buys again A package of good cigarettes. VVELCOME SQNG TO PROFESSORS Horses, horses, tra la la la la. Denenholz Qbusiness of stalling patient until next sittingj-Open, please spit out, come Tuesday. THE CHARGE QF THE LIGHT BRIGADE QWitl1 apologies to Alfred. Lord Tennysonj Four years, four years, For four years onward, All in the valley of strife Rode the sixty-eight. Forward the Light Brigade! Charge lirst with books, he said. Into the valley of strife Rode the sixty-eight. C1922 I ag -I mwpentus Q Pngv 74 Teeth to the right of them, Teeth to the left of them, Teeth in front of them, Chiseled and carvedg Stormed at with burr and engine, Boldly they drilled and well, Into the jaws of man, Into the mouths of women Rode the sixty-eight. Flashed all their instruments bare, Flashed as they turned in air, Slashing decayed teeth there, Charging with prophylaxis, while All the Profs. wondered. Plunged in the oral environs Right through the chambers they brokeg Pulp and root Reeled from each instrument stroke, Shattered and sunderedg Then they rode back, but not, Not the Sixty-eight. Teeth to the right of them, Teeth to the left of them Drilled and carvedg Stormed at with burr and stone Wfhile many a hero fell, They that worked so well, All that was left of them, Left of the sixty-eight. Wfhen can their glory fade? Oh, the brave charge they made! All the world wondered. Honor the charge they made! Honor the Light Brigade, The noble sixty-eight! S.Z.C Ha f- N -19122 0 HH Kwpentus s I el Afjfiial OFFICE 3 i I K R V ' NJ fs f ' Q- 5 ff I 4' X 1 I f eff! Q-if l ii f wi Q If 5 I li ii f I I .X Ll Fail! I KVYY -X I X , ly jjj C2 -H - 1 Y , ' wp U . H , s-A , - ' ' S fi' e I T WM I, I I - I1 DIIPUVG H15 eafjfwwlfl CILVUIRJIY I 'Ill II7 rf-IE ffYf!A'N,9,f-1 RlfLATIYI'l'Y In school we learned that inhnity Meant unhounded time or spacep Now Professor Einstein, are you right, And such is not the ease? Your theory seems so very simple On RHLATIYITY, Yet I see you show a dimple At my perplexity. And, Professor, do you know That my interest is intense, Pray tell me how far does space go, And why isn't there a fence? And what commences at its ending? For beyond there is mo Answer quick these queries pending For my days are lilled with gloom. FC TOOIH. MV rnind in dismal thoughts is shrouded And the world is fearfully drearyg I fear the universe Since I understand your theory. is too crowded ily. Li. asm Pay 53 Tr Twllentus 0 r l -1' an I gi I I 1 i l l fi I l l Priya' fo THE MISSING LINK OF CHARLES DARXYIN Of all the things that dwell on land, None can be seen that resembles Kan. A chance one might take And comb his hair with a, rake D And then have the resemblance of man. GRATITUDE Last night when the embers were roastin', I prayed deeply for Doctor Pregozen, For on my toothache he placed His de-widal-izing paste, And OI-YOI, my toothache was frozen. I once knew a student named Iiuncl, Xllhose features were quite unusual, And a collar of lace Around such a face Could turn I,oye's thoughts from things nuptial. 'Tis just what you a1'e and do. So give to the world the best you have, And the best will come back to you. 1 G Etr ,H -H1922 N f- Fteflentus U- f- U' KIIFSU If Beugen made an inlay would Alban say Datz alright? If Dennis and Ragsdale took to drink would they call it a Beveridge? If M. D. Cohen and Welcliei' got burned would they say that Mandel Friduss? If Rosenbaum and Goldstein stopped dancing would it drive them to their Graves? If Tanaka had a boy would it be Ben Davidson? If Zawadski asked Dr. Dullemond a question would she say Serr? If Forb had a automobile would they call it a Kan? If Kuncl knows more than Witotis would that make him the Elder? If Bruckman were running a ball would they rent the Denenholz and Nathan, If'McDonough and Shafer had a Carr would they leave John Dixon? If Horevitz was shy would you call him a Fox? If Leppla sat on a tack would you say Harold Rose? If Wfaldman and Schulman could sing would they let Henry Solo? If Rosenthal was mixing plaster for Gordon would it be VVeinsteins? If Schulson hadn't eaten for a week would he be as hungry as a VVolf? If Stastney and Litvvak went into business would they make Schmeckebier? If Schneiderman or Leibowitz knew anything about dentistry would you call it a Kraft ? If Sheehy and Hendrich had bum dogs would it be on account of A. Corn? If Rattner and Jaffe went to a party what would keep Vtfalter Boeck? If Barker Rosenberg and Paradis were flowers would they Bloom? If Watson, Quinn, Nordquist and Nelson were running for office would they care if Edward Corcoran? If S. Z. Cohen and Pregozen came to blows would Redlich? TANK. YOUNG MAID'S DIARY EN VOYAGE First day out-Many passengers are on board. Second day out-Met quite a few of them. Third day out-Met the Chief Engineer. Fourth day out-The Chief Engineer and I got quite chunimy. Fifth day out-The Chief Engineer asked to kiss me on the brow fquite re- finedj. I refused him. Sixth day out-The Chief Engineer said that if I would not kiss him he'd blow up the ship. Seventh day out-So I saved the lives of 450 people. Humboldt Park has been changed to Humboldt Orchard, because the couples go under the trees in pairs Qpearsj. Boeck-Whyf don't conductors take nickels any more? Schmeckebier-How is that? Boeck-Oh, because they are accompanied by a copper. N Page 71 l I' -.1922 , He at twinning at lVhy did the salt shaker? Because he saw the spoon-holder. Freshman-HI want a dime's worth of dip caramels in a hurry, please. Mr. Dudley4 Do you want it in a bag 7' Freshman- Nog in a hurry. rx 7 I.. -Xqvijxm? jf 454 'if' , x f 1' ' . J 1? x H 'll ,D W af 2 '. J 'Fla . Q .gags-.a ff., ,ae 2 ig 4' 1. ' 4 0' WZAHSM We ZGCPVS you afyoarjaimfy Cbfcuflf K-3 it f W . . I5 T F4 T fh 2' .... 4 0 T50 E' ,S EZWHVC f T ' iouf W7 C777-f E' ofllll Richardsoni Can a perforated root of a tooth be treated? Dr. W'atson-- Iron it. Use cold steel. Boeck's autographed Deck has caused a great Deal of excitement in th arts of C. C. D. S. The joker of it all is that he hasn't the 'lack to buy '1 Diamond. Still, as he carried a Trey waiting on the tables at the Y. XY. C. A he might Blulfebut, what the Deuce? There was an old woman who liyed in a shoe. She had so many children that she did not know what to dog So she gave them diplomas and sent them away XYith love and good wishes on graduating day. litlgfl' FN TYIJS QLD FORD One Ford with a piston ring, Two rear wheels and one front springg Has no fenders, seat or plankg Burns lot of gas and is hard to cranky Carburetor busted half the way throughg Engine missing, hits on twog Three years old coming this springg Has shock absorbers and everythingg Radiator busted and sure does leakg Differential dry, you can hear it squeakg Ten spokes missing, front all bentg Two tires blown out, ain't worth a centg Got lots of speed, will run like the deuceg Burns either gas or tobacco juiceg Tires all off, been run on the rimg A darn good Ford for the shape it's in. THE CENSUS AT THE C. C. D. S. Attendance at the C. C. D. S ............................................. Bragging about high marks ........... Really getting them ............... Using fountain pens .......................................................... Qwning them .......................................................,.... ..,,....,.. Juniors and Seniors bragging about points they have Those having above the average ,.,,,.......,...,......,................, Those in favor of a library ........ . Those using the library ............. ,....................,..,,, . Wfhen a lawyer makes a mistake it is just what he wanted becaus chance to try the case over again. VVhen a carpenter makes a mistake it's just what he expected. VVhen a doctor makes a mistake he buries it. A When a dentist makes a mistake he charges twice for it. The typewriter said to the pencil: Please tell me why I have no doors or locks, I have so many keys. The pencil said, I do not know, it's as queer as quadrupeds But can you tell me why we wear our rubbers on our heads? Success is failure turned inside out- The silver tint of the clouds of doubt. And you can never tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems afarg So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit- It is when things seem worst that you must not quit. SOO QQIQQQQ4.-in 50 SOO 100 ........Z0O 50 DOO 50 e he has a a ii Pdgt' 5 ' J f5hQDentus E I 3 TA NA fm IQ pfwv Dr DUff5'MO?VU!' H079 5 1 ,fl fx f ls . 5 Bi. i f f 3 1 -, NJ ig,-'91,-Q i I 5 ' v', fff, AF 45 if 1? , , , f V wt ' Qi, E if Cf I E, :V :Ia Aix 5 Kjfy 1. :I W M 'M I t 'i tu .. N. fy AA ff. 1-L, - 1. Xu fl . l:':1'a lx .Ear X W K A Q. nwyj' j A V , . V ,iv ' 'A ' 1 4 4 W ' X 5 5 K X 1, 'N 4 . 1 A I W I W H MAX ::J j Y 11.14, f sf I X T 4 1 I R 'z' I '- X 1. 1 1 f L :Q f . i! G 49, A A U X L A .,i K A . ff? ' if fi Q, ...rhixai x De fl fl I -5 7?os'l' Bibi 3,56 57. 0eMerRHKoloofou5 , x 1 pfkh P752 Lam Cho Q Greece. K 1 .STRHMblFJ'1'F'y F75 -f ' Q HPI? 505, fceQJ7M ,ff X fx fy UML! Q! X 12 V ws?-elf K Q A X' 1 X ,15 iii 1 1 ' I 5 5 1 l , 'f , l Nj .W F i :j f 1 A M Af N Q1 5 725 G5M9o04f7HN C2 rfb. C.C.0.5. 4 -Wffvf? Qi IIWI U 19 22 55' ' tt' Tlfmentn S 2-P Senior: Mrs Hoffman, may I write on 'Fixed Bridgework ?' Mrs. Hoffman: What do you mean, repaired bridgework? Witotis burns plenty of midnight oil-gasoline. A dentist claims that he has restored two patients to sanity by extracting their teeth, but wait until they get the bill. They'll go crazy again. Patient Qsix feet two inches tall, weight 240 pounds, in conversation with Mrs. Prestleyj : Why, madam, he is nothing but a child. ' An insult to B. Nathan, don't you think? Denenholz Cin a rather loud voicej : Please open your mouth, those are my fingers you are biting on. Rattner Qto Dr. Johnsonj : I had a patient with a central incisor, and even though I idlidllill want to, I had to remove the pulp. Senior and a sophomore talking about vitamines. Senior'-Why' is a loaf of bread like the sun? Sophomore-I do not know. Senior-Because it rises in der yeast and settles in der vest. ' A FEW Gooo JoKEs The dentist had just moved into a place previously occupied by a baker, when a friend called. Pardon me a moment, said the dentist, while I dig off those enamel letters of Bakeshop from the front window. His friend suggested that he merely dig off the B and let it go at that. M535 s Y S I: W , It ll mr ., W 561171 Cohen .gfudyllvvg W j 1. f0Y Tt1eEXc2mS.,f! I, I. 'Aff XX, YY-4-I, ! lin' I 'sf e ,Q ,itll ., 'ZW J 6 Y- I 652 5 'K ',bL zff7E Page 81 ee-it ef- f 9 2 1'-Q I mwventus -J OUR ROMEO Every town or school you know Must have its own dear Romeo, The Romeo we have to note Is our beloved Dr. Vogt. Our Romeo has specialties- The lirst, of course, anatomy, But late at night, when all is dark, He roams the wilds of Lincoln Park. Of course, he does not roam alone, But wanders toward some damsel's home, And when he gets them on the step, Oh, girls, beware of Georgie's pep. The technic that he undertakes Ts surely planned without mistakes, For Georgie takes them by surprise And brings the loye-light to their eyes. THE SOLEMN XYARNING Oh, Juniors dear, lend me your ears, Your happy days are in the rear, For Seniors tell, and they know well, That you are headed straight for hell. THE LIFE-SAVER XVTTH A HOLE Old Doc Goldt loves a tooth with a holee I enjoy tilling teeth, said he, A foil for Dr. johnson and a bridge for Tylacfioyle They're surely LIFE-SAVERS for me. By the way, have you noticed Dr. Dixon, XVho makes a specialty of molars a-lixin', Stand there by the chair And ruffle his hair, ,- And then pump his engine like blitzen? Doctor Cquizzingj : McDonough, can pyorrhea be cured ? McDonough: Pyorrhea cannot be cured, but it can be prolonged Sweet Thing: NYliat did the dean say about graduation Religious Senior fit such existsl: Many are called, but feyy 'ne chosen The physics law of the senior: The inspiration to mallet foil and toil patients bear an inverse ratio. Page 82 Mary had a little lamb Which drank a case of beer: And every time that Mary talked That lamb seemed very queer. Because of that little lamb Her father shot it dcadg Now Mary takes her lamb to school Between two chunks of bread. Dr. Grisamore: XVhat is the first thing to do with an orthodontia case 7 Mercenary Student: Get a deposit. Professor: lVhat constitutes a gold foil genius ? . Junior: Two per cent manipulation and ninety-eight per cent perspirationf Demonstrator: XYliy don't you hnish that foil? Perspiring Junior: I can't, doctorg I lost conductivity. Recent Graduate: 'Whfhat size dowel do you use for a cuspid Richmond Dr. Krauser: A fourteen gauge dowel. 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'+-, 5,- I 11 ,-W'5vL ' j fgi gf'f1 11111 ' N-I 'wx 3, 5 'V+ l Q .Q A ,, Ju 751' TP 111121 so CLASS OF 'ZZ AS FRFSHMIEN RAN BIATICRIAL FAMOUS SAYINGS ABOUT THE BUILDING D1'.JOl111SO11I Just root-wise of the contact pointf' Dr. MacBoyle: The i11direct method of investing. Dr. Zoethout: To be sure. Dr. Reach: Cast clasps must have reciprocal b6E11'l11g'.H Dr.Grisa111ore: l'Ell11ll113lC the V space. Dr. Kendall: Peter Axe-handle and Rodney Gunpu11cl1er. Dr. Suddarth: As an example of this phylum we will study. Dr. Hall: Cohesion is. Dr. Borland: The great I'110tO1'-OCCL1ll nerve. Dr. Jirka: Name the cranial nerves and their fora111i11a of exit. Dr. VVatt: My honor roll. Dr. Krauser: Beautiful.', Dudley: Thirty-eight. Pagan 9, 'L 7 ,..f ku f Y H W 4 AFI I 1:3- ra. 3. -+ D L F I H I L. F1 I .n x 'TJ ja S X fix M . 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Men. cegvfoomsr xx X A wx X S , Pay Q Q Q-.--1.-WM- ! 1 U 'fgwpentus 3511 Q Eluninr Qlluurt COne actj PRQLOGUE It was a weary Junior That scribbled lines of type. a OHMO-oo-sow-oow-awkg CA11 epiglottical chokej. It's great to have power, Ttys great to have might, But it's greater to proclaim XVith a pen what you like. I Tt's written in the Common law, The cases here I quote, Each name for fame or shame Proclaimed-for other rotj. Up curtains! On lights! Let each man bc quiet, And listen while another shows Him in his retrospect. 500116 lfCil!7'1iLl!lI and Iiglzfs obey. Atmosphere-A courtroom. Cast-junior class for trial. Court oliicials in proper places. Clerk: Hear ye! Hear ye! This branch of this honorable court is now in session. QPeople in courtroom rise while clerk proclaims the abovej 506110 2-The Court Opens. Aatmosphere-Same as for Scene l. judge: Now, by the mighty power of Thor, How many cases are on the door? Clerk: No less than your eyes can see, my lordg Not one less than that baldy-yore. Judge twith a critical eyej 1 Faith and iigs! yVhat a mob! Say,st thou: ls this a decent job? Clerk Qin a vvhisperj : Your honor, if you'll pardon a word, I think it's a wonderful chance, my lord. tHe whispers a wordg the judge muses more.j Judge Qsuddenly coming back to life, upsets the ink bottle and the said blue black contents form a pretty Yosemite Falls into the mouth of the sleeping sergeant-at-arms. This personage awakens. Believing himself poisoned, he gets upon his feet, having previously been in a recumbent position when the ink ran over the edge of the tablej. Page 91 1922 I I C -Cu 4 rw I S C C ll C -se as Fhfpentus ii Sergeant fspittingj : Suffering catfish! Wliat a trick! Wate1', clerk! I says VVater, quick! Clerk Qlaughingj : just like a baby taking its milk. G Judge Ctaking a Dudley bread roll from his pocket, bangs upon the table I with it. The reaction upon the assembly is terrificj 1 Bring on the first case, quick! 'A And let's have a little order. I KANczAs, ABRAHAM and GREGG come first. 4 Chorus: I Uh, your honor, judge of law, Have mercy on us, we implore! sludge: ' NVhat's the, charges, petty clerk? F Their case has not been put in ink. J Clerk: I Not that I should give a hint, But clamp your glimpers on these ginks. judge: ! Thou art a wily fool, I trowg 1' Give them five days pounding foil. 11 BAYGOOD, ANDELMAN and I-IANDELMAN appear. li Chorus QFrom The Mikadonj 2 l Three little boys from school are we, lust as merry as can be. Q judge: Urder, saucy knaves! VVhat reason for such brazen ways? Clerk Qmeditating aloudj I Quiet natures such as these should be VVithin celestial cages born. Judge: Avvk! That I should have to say: Condemned to be tough boys, one day. Then come CASSERLY and IWADGE, IYIFILICHICR and RICHARDSON. i judge: FF NVithout a word I guess the case. Rooms to rent: State your age. Zimmerman Qsoloj : l I am the Sheik, the Sheik, don't shriekg ll I have no fear, oh, judge-you're a freak. 2 Clerk: He keeps his lockers full of loot, I'd give him fifty years to boot. judge: I, For such misdeeds as these, I trow, Q To higher courts we'll carry the row. I Page 92 I I E9 923 -N 199 0 Zflwventus Some they come and so they go, Some of the names I print below. BREDERLY, CASEY, CURRY, COHN, GOLDBERGS, SAPozN114s, NIILITZ and ROSE, SOLDOVNIK and TALMY, Meditation: Lady, I'm surprise you're not dead, Expectorate diligently in this cuspid head. Clerk: Methinks I hear a voice that cries: Laugh, fools! The saprophyte did 't. judge: - Condemned to write two books apiece On Clapping-In Its Proper Placef, Goldt and Kleiman Qin consultationj: Donlt be scared, throw out your chest, The less you know the easier to pass. Clerk: Ike and Mike, they look alike. judge: Similar men I similarly condemn. VVhen you're spoken to then, Don't argue. QThe judge is now growing weary. He looks for water but gets the remainder of the ink which the sergeant-at-arms had deposited in the drinking glass from the tablej Sergeant: Eh, my lord, how comes now? Think, begad, that's root beer? Clerk fchucklingl : That's reciprocal action, sure, ' Couldn't have been better if planned for. judge Cin smothered ragej : Laugh! You blithering idiot, laugh! For two cents you'll eat some Dudley hash. Clerk: The judge now reads the following names: FRYSTAK, IQOCHANSKI, KNITTER, HAGUE, VITULLO, JAKUBSKI, NosK1N and HAYES. judge: If Jurisprudence is a bore, A To these men give ten books or more. Clerk: Next in order come these names, Excuse ine, judge, if I appear to bore. The clerk reads the following list of names condemned for inability to be in class before john, for leaving immediately after john, for inability to answer ques- tions correctly, for snoring during a lecture, for seat kicking, and for Hcannonad- ing with murderous intent with daily newspapers rolled in suitable-sized balls well waterlogged Csaid cannon balls can beiseen in a private collection held by Pro- fessor Kendallj: ILXCKERMAN, CHADWICK, IVIORREY, CORNVVELL, BAY, DELLING, Page 9.9 55 C l J e O l in l :Tu 6 I faazfa is U Ewllentns PARKER, PINS, SNYEENEY, TRIPET, TIBBS, TYLE, McDoNALD, BICCULLOLTLII, SVVEETMAN, STINE, SPRAFKA, RANDALL, SIMON, STAIIL, SHERMAX, SCHL'YLi1R, BTILLERS, LUX, EBERT, ETH, LUoMoNs and LUETY. judge: XVhat is this you talk about? Don't let that sergeant snore. The clerk awakens the sergeant-at-arms, who believes he is again the victim of an ink attack. Having no reflex stimulation to the effect, however, the clerk has to argue with him to get up. The judge leans over the desk to see what is the delay and, without any intentions, I feel assured, dislodges a dictionary which, due to gravity, travels earthward but becomes delayed upon a reboundant part of the recumbent sergeantj Sergeant: Qooo woo woo woof! Begad, Ilm dead for sure! Judge: lVhat ails you court officials now? Such vvaste of time sure makes me sore. Sergeant flmoaningj 1 Clerk, if you love me, Go get a doctor. Clerk Qsorrowful likej Z I had a dog that died once From pyorrhea alveolaris. judge Qwith snortj : If I must needs get off this chair I'll kick you both out of the door. The clerk starts reading more names while the sergeant moans for a doctor: NICIlOI.LS, IYIZRDLEMAN, HERRI, I-IIQRMAN, Bevxox, BOXYLING, ISAAK and I-IIRscn. judge: linough! I can't stand any more, I adjourn the court for a recess hour. Sergeant fin a whispering groanj : Listen, clerk, by gad, I swear, tsiet a doctor soon or I'll croak sure. Clerk fjwistfullyj 2 I buried me dog in a wooden box, Packed in a lining of sawdust and ice. As the curtain drops I feel sure the clerk will not get a doctor in time and the sergeant will die. 506116 3-Sonia as Souza 1. Om' Hom' Later. In order to appreciate the value of a recess period, sit with your eyes closed for one hour. CCurtain risesj Atmosphere-A woman is discovered bending over the recumbent sergeant. The clerk stands beside, registering apparent indifference to the attention the sergeant is receiving. Enter the judge. I 30,116 94 Eb -A --1922 - Judge Clerk judge Fwpentus' Faith and figs! I never saw Such carrying on in my life before. Qstanding under the judge's deskj : She's one of the cases in the court VVho's taken pity on our dying sport. Qin whisper? 1 Tell me, clerk, by the goddess Fame, XVhat's her addressg what's her name? Clerk: Burke Clerk . Faith, my lord, she calls herself Burke, A nurse and almost a doctor, to boot. Qrising in anguishj: Oh, what will I do! Oh, what to do! His temperatures nearly two hundred and two. and judge Cin ghastly expression of surprisej : Vtfhat do you say, nurseg is it really true, Is the man really illg are you kidding us, too? Sergeant fin delirium? 2 -I u d ge Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho, for the judge is a bum! tignoring the reniarksli Clerk, let's go! Bring another rowg ' Time's too valuable to waste on a bo. DIKSELIS appears. Solo fin a forlorn minorli Uh, dear! Oh, dear, what will I do? I guess I Hunk again some more. judge. Treat him gently, clerk, I say, Give him prophylaxis every day. Clerk: ' CARMICHAEL, CAYLEYY, DAVITZ, DR VVESSE, Charged with a series of felonious tricks. judge: Give them plenty of canal root work To be done in the night in absolute dark. judge. SMILING CHESTER FILINGER. Burke The j Unloose that smile, ,tis a sickly grin. Here, clerk! Don't let him talk with Miss Burke! Your highness, the sergeant's not breathing at all. -In fact, he hasnyt for a half hour or more. udge in absent-mindedness leans over the desk again and QI fee absolutely certainj he unintentionally dislodges the dictionary which ffor pre- vious reasons explainedj travels earthward but becomes delayed as before on a reboundant part of the recuinbent sergeant. Page 95 -919122---M s Fwpentus Q Sergeant: Stop that tickling, now, Miss Burke, That's not the proper etiquette during work. Burke Qindignantlyj : Cf all the cruel, disrespectful nerve, To be handed a nurse who is trying to serve. The sergeant sits up. Filinger is about to give consolationg the clerk inter- feres frapid actionj. Judge fwith infinite ragej : Get back, fools, or by the rod of law In the cooler I,ll put ye for evermore. The clerk hastily reads more names: GEFFERT, KAULEN, SHAFER, NYESSEL, S1GTEN11o1sT, PAVLIN, PINKOWSKI and SCI-ILOCKER. Judge: Now tell me, clerk, are these men at fault Or are they here through an impertinent joke? Clerk: These men have a history second to none. From the shape of their heads I'd put them alone. judge: A Put them in the padded cells And feed them well on amalgam ore. GREENBURG, JAFFE, KELLER, LYNCH, O'DoNoL't:Hi2, PARLIN, PODXYOJSKI and TWAHNS. Chorus: Little bits of cell life make the mighty men Put us on a pedestal to shine throughout the, land. Judge: I'll swear by the fates or drink more ink: Make them shovel silicate-give me time to think. Clerk: 011 the rack I'd put them until their bones did crack, Or put them through the third degree tied in gunny-sacks. In the meantime the sergeant and Miss Burke are involved in an animated conversation which is growing loud enough to appear quarrelsome and disturbing to the judge. Sergeant: VVhat's it to you if it is a joke, If you don't keep quiet I'll make you choke. Clerk fwith jealous intentb 2 Your honor, this sergeant is entirely at fault, He's been playing a faker from morning till night. judge: Must I be worried all day by brawls . Cf the worrisome oliicials in this pesky hall? The clerk grows sullen and reads more names: QBOGOLINSKI, PTOFFKIAN. TQLOBOUCNIK, ROBIN, RABINOVICH, PAWELEK, RUSSEL and SULIAMAN. Pagt' 96 Hi 192' L- is Y--. 1 Suliaman: judge : mwflentu S Most honorable judge, I speak for this band, 'Tis the technic, 'tis difficult, you understand. Yes! I'll give you practical all in its time, To pound ten foils without rubber dam on. ZILVITIS, NARE, LEBOVITZ, next. judge : Burke : It's time to close this court. Anon !A If these men aren't guilty what are they here for? If I get at your hair, you saucy brute, You'll sure have something to holler about. Clerk Qlaughing ludicrously at the fallen heroj : It looks as if there is going to be a light. The judge thr Ha! I-Ia! My sergeant-at-arms, you see, Truth must out-how sad-dear me! .Q- ows a Dudley roll with good intent, of bombing them apart, but unfortunately fand I feel abso- lutely assured without any intentj the bun strikes the sergeant on the head. I-Ie sinks to the floor as a flourish of hair leaves his head. Burke 2 Clerk: judge : Clerk: Burke : I-Iorrors! Wliat? Can it be? Is this a wig before nie I see? The three last cases are now on trial, GUsTAFsoN, MISTARZ and R. HoRR1oAN. Qnly two-where is the third? Such contempt of court is absurd. It's Gustafson that's absent, your honor, I thinkg But I feel sure that there must be a mistake. Look at the sergeant. Does she resemble a man? I'll swear by the fates it's the same Gustafson. Everyone crowds around the prostrate figure. Some identify h some by the face, some by the boots. Mistarz : Judge : Horrigan : Tee hee, haw haw! Isn't it funny, It's Gustafson sure or else I'm a monkey. It's all very strangeg I can't understand How a person like her could pass for a man. It's the author that's wrong, don't blame herg I'm onto the tricks of these writers, what's more. er by the hair, Everybody starts hunting for the author, but he is not handy. --, V Page 97 1922 Lit . I rierimius -ia Clerk: For all we know, Gustafson's dead, Its apparent the author wants a tragic end. judge: Faith and figs! This gets my goat, I feel I must write the author a note. A protest is drawn up by the assembly and with the judge's letter is sent posthaste to the author. QThe curtain drops to evade embarrassing the cast, which is at a loss for actionj Scene 4-Same as Scene 3, .elffer Some Time. Curtain rises. Atmosphere-The cast is discovered asleep on the floor. The lights are low. Enter a shrouded figure from a down-stage door. He comes forward cautiously and looks about until he spies Gustafson. He bends over herg she is released from the magic spell, arises and makes haste to leave the stage. Left alone, the figure approaches the judge, who makes a motion with his foot as if to kick. It is a feverish moment but soon grows quiet. The shrouded figure places a scroll by the side of the judge and hastily makes his exit-as he came-from a down-stage door. . QThe curtain dropsj. Scene 5-Same as Scene 3. The cast is awake and registering great commotion. Complaints are rife about actors not being more careful where they place their feet in the sleeping scene. judge: I'd give my foot to have a gun And get some order to this thing. Clerk: Gustafson's gone! Wfell, what do you know, I'll swear she couldn't have dropped through the floor. The judge suddenly spies the scroll and after a hasty perusal bangs the table with a Dudley roll, with a beneficial reaction. judge: VVhile we were sleeping the author was here, VVith your kind permission I'll read his confession. He reads: Dear judge: I didn't intend Gustafson to die. I'm surprised at your lack of injudicial foresight. At the same time I apologize for interfering with your trial of the junior Class. Apparently you cannot understand the reason for it all. Wfell, Gustafson was anxious to get some practical experience in law. She con- fided such thoughts to me personally and I agreed to get her in some court, some- how. I was of the opinion that it would help her in understanding jurisprudence better. XVe certainly did a heap of practicing to perfect that makeup. If you hadn't been so rough I really think she would have profited by the experience. To 1'uyi' US f- 1 -H1922 -ii U F129 enftuS -C' be perfectly frank, if you want to continue to play the role as judge, you've got to stop throwing Dudley's rolls at the cast. Consider yourself bawled out. LLXUTHOR. judge: Faith and hgs! It's trouble for sure. Wfell-the court's adjourned-the day is o'er. The cast slowly departs, leaving the judge and clerk alone. judge: Pull down the curtain! Put out the lights! Shut out the audience! Let us he quiet! Bring in the prologue and let ine survey XVith keener respect this retrospect play. FINIS ,- -1 -Qt .sl .f ixS:fQ!w X ,Z l l 4 if 533' , v, H 'I 4 l X i' 'X f x V S f R . 4 :gf it is l FEXWUUS 6X0J0fjf'f5f'-4? f5Yff?f7J7L!NG 006' 0 7?57f1J0ff5 egvuaffg 4 70515 fpfygf ij 755 roofs if .wifcb are 217 fffffif' gmc jay' af' fJjif76'5f5 X075 Page 99 m cg i f- rv' . filter entus fr 'EYNEP tat --r fav! I'LL EXTRACT Have your niolars got a kink? I'll extract. Are your canines on the blink? I'll extract. Have your centrals a green stain Are your laterals on the wane? Are your jawbones full of pain? I'll Do I'll Do I'll CXl.I'3C'E. bats infest your dome? extract. you brew a keg of home ? extract. Have you landed a new berth? Have you sudden tits of mirth? Have you added to your girth? I'll extract. If your soul is full of sin, I'll extract. Should you sit upon a pin, l'll extract. Theres not a thing you know, Not a touch of pain or woe. Including all your dough, I wont extract. -M. N. H. M322 SQ 1-C- Submitted fgw wins with various apologies to various authors. BY L. VVAYNE iiiipling Now, I've taken each case as I've found it, I've groaned and Iyve ground in my time, I've had my pick of patients, And four of the lot was prime, One was a stately grass widow, One was a little fat jew, One was the maid of the Mistress of Hades, And one was a sanctified shrew. Now, I was a young one at college, Shy as a kid to begin, But the stately grass widow she made me, And the widow was clever as sin. Older than me, but believe me, An artist-if ever there were- She showed me the way to make dentistry pay, And I learned about inlays from her. Then I was shifted to plate work, And I drew the fat little jew, I-Ie'd worn out two dozen dentures And chewed up about forty-two. I-Ie knew more about technique than Brophy, Prosthetics was his greatest whim, And when I got through with that little Jew I'd learned about plate work from him. Then I went back on the Hoor And drew me the sanctified shrewg She settled herself with defiance And told me just what to do. I should proceed with the greatest of caution, I should not use a reamer or burrg I should do as she said or she'd fracture my head, And I learned about root fills from her. So I've taken each case as I found it, And now I must pay for the same, For the more experience you've gathered The less you know of the game. And the end of it's sitting and thinking And dreamin' if ever there'll be Reclined in my chair a patient so rare That knows less of the game than me. K, ,Qi at Page 101 Y, vfu 5h1fDentus -0 Qu Qhhress tn the Jfresbmans BY RING LARDNER Freshmans of the C. C. D. S. School of Dentistry of Chi.: Dear Sirs: The Editor of this here paper has ast me and Dr. Brophy and Dr. Borland and a few more of we older men to say a few words of welcome to you Freshmans of the C. C. D. S. school of Dentistry as you might say. I don't know what the other two fellows are going to say to you fellows, but I ain't going to say much because the C. C. D. S. school of Dentistry speaks for itself. Knowing that I am a pretty good author of poetry as well as a pretty good dentist the Ed ast me to say a few words to you in poetry as you are about to enter the Royal Order of Tooth Carpenters as I have nicknamed the Dents. prof. So I sat down last night and in about 3 minutes or less this is what I wrote to you: VVell, boys, we welcome you to our wonderful seat of knowledge And we hope you will be pleased with our C. C. D. S. college If you work and study hard and don't waste your time and play You'll be dentists like we some day. ' I just want to say a few words on what you should do, So you wont have no trouble in getting thru. Take me for inst. before I came here I could hardly write But after one year of English I learned over night. In Biology learn all you can about fish, it's scales and lin rays, Because it will help you a hellofalot in making gold inlays If you don't learn Chemistry here I know whose fault it is Because Kendall has the knack of learning you what an acid, base and salt is. Histology and Prosthetics are easy if you try, And Boneology you can get as easy as I. When you get up in the dissecting room you'll be sick at the first few whitfs But after that youlll get used to the poor old stiffs. So, boys, if you work hard and follow this little rule I know you'll be a credit to our Dental C. C. D. school. K. C. B. YESTERDAY. vi :lf :rc A VVQMAN came to me. wk Pk wk XYITH HER little girl. :if ac x XVHO HAD the. va: :if wk TOOTHACHE. Jmyi- 102 a -119 I2 99 Khenentus AND SHE asked me. wk wk Pk IF I COULD stop it. wk Pk PF AND I told her. wk PF wk I WOULD try. wk wk Pk SO I put the wk wk wk LITTLE GIRL wk wk wk IN THE operating chair. wk wk wk AND PLACED about half. Pk wk wk OF MY instruments. ak wk wk UPON THE stand. wk wk Pk AND THE little. wk wk 1: GIRL'S BIG blue eyes. wk wk wk GREW BIGGER. wk ak wk AND HER pretty pink cheeks. wk wk wk GREW VVHITER. wk Dk PK AND I asked her. wk wk wk IF SHE were afraid. wk wk Pk AND SHE said. wk wk wk NO. wk Pk wk AND I asked her Why. wk wk wk AND SHE said. wk Pk ak SHE HAD. wk wk wk CONFIDENCE lf! Page 10 EP Sl 2 2 :se Pugc 104 WD Q n t u s IN ME because. wk wk va HER MOTHER. :sf ,wk wk WAS WITH her. PK :sf wk AND. if Pk :af I'VE SINCE thot. wk bs: wk HOW WONDERFUL. :ac vs wk IT WOULD be. wk :sf Pk IF ALL my. is vs Pk PATIENTS. vs :xc :sf COULD BRING their. Pk Pk Pk MOTHERS. wk af wk WITH THEM. 4: Pk PK BECAUSE I know. if :af vs THAT DOWN deep in their. is wk wk HEARTS THAT. :ze Pk :sc MOST OF them have. fx: 4: wk ABOUT AS much confidence. ak :lc wk IN ME as. vs bk wk A STUDENT has. wk wk wk MONEY. wk wk :ae -11922 -- 5 Dentus i r i y J f, i I y if t If , 'ggi'l!iUiMUl -f-fi gy c 1, Rtchmrdsors 'rubs noses mth Ixus Pat-Levis d zurge Qlhe Once there was a Freshman with short pants and long ears and a High School education. He believed it was his Duty to learn to labor and to XN'ait. He read Cunninghanrs from cover to cover and Dental Magazine articles on Success and how to make it a cinch. He knew that if he pulled no Boners, made A's in all his Subjects and just Buckled down and put in extra Time and pulled for the Shore, he would arrive on the Infirmary Hoor in time. And then it was but a Step to the Teeth of a Nation. . The Faithful Freshman wanted to specialize in Oral Surgery. The Hours were short, the Salary large and the work easy. He plugged on for many moons, keeping his Eyes on the Infirmary Floor and his Mind on his Gray's and Brophy's. Because he knew that Cleft Palates were on the increase and Oral Surgeons scarce. He was so wrapped up in his Dewey's and Blacks that when the Strong Arm Crew of the Various Fraternities started hauling in new members he was entirely overlooked, for they only picked live ones. Consequently at Fraternity Blowouts and Class Functions he was Conspicuous by his absence. As a Dancer he was Null and Void. In the same class was a Lothario who could tickle the Ivories till the old Grand Piano developed a chronic case of St. Vitus' dance. He made the Fastest Fraternity on the Campus. He knew more dance steps than Pavlowa's partner but when it came to Anatomy he didn't know whether the Internal Carotid was a species of Carrot or a section of the Small Intestine. But he was a Bear with the VVomen. Page 105 -C1922 ff P190 Q n tu s At last both arrived on the Floor, our Hero breezed on with A's and Bls while Lothario slipped in with a hat full of D's. Ah, this is where humble Merit gets it's Reward, said the patient Toiler. I can see my othce crowded with Painful Patients already. About this time the juniors gave a Prom. The Faithful worker was so immersed in Buckley's and Useful Drugs that he forgot all about it until it was over. Lothario, however, was on the job as grand master of Ceremonies at 8:30 sharp. Due to his Position of High Functo-Functorium of the evening he met the charming daughter of the Dean. He charmed her with his Terpsichorean art, his sleek hair and his habit of throwing a few Hermaphroditisms and Urthinodorus moubatas into his con- versation. He left her that night with a good Impression and a Promise to call Next Sunday to meet the Family. The last two years were a repitition of the First Two. The Faithful one was so busy memorizing chapters from Fndleman's that nobody but the Landlady, the Greek who owns the corner restaurant and the Chinese laundry man ever saw him. Lathario, however, was meeting the Best Families and spending his time between sipping tea with his Fair hostess and being told what a Brilliant Future he had before him. After the graduation exercises, at which our Hero received the scholastic Honors of his Class, cards were issued announcing the marriage of Isothario to the Dean's daughter, and that Hereafter he would be associated with the Dean at his offices in the Carter Block as specialist in Oral Surgery. Due to the four years of hard work and Mental strain that our Hero had undergone, this blow almost killed him. As it was, he suffered a Nervous Break- down and had to go VVest for his health. When he returned he set up an office in Somonauk, extracting teeth for the farmers of DeKalb County at 5Oc per. Moral: The Fellow that rushes in Generally crawls Clut. Sprafka recently received a letter from home which started like this: My Dear Grover: I must insist that you stop shooting craps Those poor little things have just as much right to live as you have. i ii lf iff? - J U HN: ii l, - fr-i ii is Hoffman coLovs Pci.th,.dfa.wLvy,gs .Gm I , I'a,yr' 106 W H T322 Q 195 L' EMD Q n tu S . f-X 'J I f i PP , 4 ' dai? x X f- A if N, 5 f f , f WW f '1HU, 6 Y XE 7 X Dear Dan he isa cfemom-Znzfvr 1, W On ?ff9e frrfzrmafjf floor A ,ez Hive .sporf ILS' he and friend 'lo all f' And wha? asjet Ls more 7 X7 when not Olxvlng Linlays foals' if X Uhih bow and arrow he then tails 1, where clouds aredarkhe 6111155 bnghfsun je- If , fy. Y x 777119 cnfzdfafk- Dr. .... . . .... . . . 7 , 'ff 'X '7 Kf ft 4,27 jljzff 7- X f f 'LZ,Q2iiig,gii QAbout Qctober l5fl1.D First Junior: You look tired. Second Junior: Well, it's hard work pumping an engine on that InF11'ma1'y Hoof all day. First Junior: Have you been doing it long? Second Junior: No, I start tomorrow. lldgi' lflf 2 11922 W if 'J 'J Ewpentms 0 Q Girl-I-Iow do you like the floor? Meder-Fine, why? Gi1'l-Well, why don't you try dancing on it? Parker-Your honor, do I have to be tried by a woman jury? judge-Yes, please be quiet. Parker-Your honor, say not so. I can't even fool my wife, let alone twelve strange women. I'm guilty. Cayley-I'm so tired, you know Iim studying for a dentist. Girl-You are? Wliy don't you let the old thing study for himself? It looks as if Mary Burke and Sweetheart Lynch will be doing a fox trot down the aisle to an Irish wedding march soon. AN AD IN DUDLEY'S VVanted--Student for bakery. Must be well bred and early riser, Born in the Hfyj East, a good mixer, and will get his dough every Saturday night. I wonder if Randall saw the ad. McDonald-I am not sure, mother, whether I shall be a specialist for the ears or the teeth. Mother-Choose the teeth, my boy. Every one has thirty-two of them, but only two ears. Sign in Dudley's tea room: Don't kick about your coffee-you may be old and weak yourself some day. Miss Gustafson: I wouldn't trust any man as far as the end of my nose. Miss Mistarz: That's too far to trust any man. Miss Gustafson: Too near, you mean. DISCGVERED AT LAST Pore grandpaw died at eighty-three, In the winter of ninety-four, An' up to the last stood straight as a mast An' hale an' sound to the core. He ate his weight at ev'ry meal, An' smoked, an' drank, an' swore, An' we used to say, in our ignorant way, I-Ie's good for ten years more. NVQ! didn't know what we know now, An' grandpaw's tombstone bears these lines: Starved from birth, he quit this earth For lack of Vitaminesf' Mgr- 108 1922 -W fi Q fa Ftiehenms- U A POMEH QRespectfully dedicated to the married men of the junior Classj Once upon a midnight dreary As Tyl pondered weak and weary Over thoughts and deeds and actions of his single life of yore, As in his mind these thoughts would mingle of the days when he was single Suddenly there came a jingle as of someone at his door, Only that and nothing more. As he jumped with many a mutter and peered through the half-closed shutter, From behind him came a stutter from a bowl upon the door. Oh ! he cried, aghast and fearful, 'Twas from you I got that earful ! 'Twas a goldfish meek and tearful whom he thought was at his door, Merely that and nothing more. As my wife is at the movie I've no doubt it will behoove me To talk to stop my lonesomeness, if nothing more. I've been wondering, do you think, sir, shall I ever get a drink, sir, Of something stronger than tea that's pink, sir, as in the days of yore ? Said the goldfish, Never more. Do you mean, Tyle loudly shouted, as in his chair he sulked and pouted, This is all that marriage holds for me in store ? Oh, you golden-finned old mummy, shall I ne'er again play Rummy Till the cards are black and gummy and the hour hand reached four? Croaked the goldfish, Never more. W'hat! cried Tyle, you iiendish joker, shall I ne'er set in at poker, just a friendly little game behind closed doors F No, said the goldfish with a snicker, as his left hind fin he'd flicker, Nor hold an ace up for a kicker, at the same time holding fours. Said the goldfish, Never more. Now that you are safely married, it's too late to wish you'd tarriedg You should have thought of all those things long, long beforeg Never more with sighs most soulful, cried the goldfish sour and doleful, As with tears he filled his bowl full, Can you have the joys of yoreg I repeat, no, never more. Prophet, cried Tyle, thing of evil, prophet still if fish or devil, As he grasped the finnery monster and threw him on the Hoorg Tell this soul with sorrow laden if within the distant Aidemn It shall never have the pleasures nor the pastimes as of yoref' Gasped the goldfish, Never more. L. W. M. Page 109 E eeLhe qw I TD iii -Y ,fu 'ST -X -1 li .. f 1-:iv go ' l -- Q 3 W W i ' ?3F r'E:,X'Q2'fwii N Yi if 11,1,zfV'1'g' 7 A N . ' XX iiehfie ki 1 i it if :Q of ft 11vX?f3 15,11 1 1 1 K 1wfawvQr ee ia ,+11w o o W1 ,f -if A: , N 11 ie ,Dfw .I it -4 r ji 1 do az aw-Maier Ww -7- e -1 , -I :ff --g X, iw fee ef 11ffaenfffefH+el , ,Xf7.e5 ,Wi 1 f i ' iw X! 1 ',-u :x . 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I V i Y , . ll ,li ', 'a ' l170ldenDa35 whmagallnnfknlghf i 1 1 ' ' X Of music was S0f0lld f x I 1' f if ' Y 1 Ill I 1 r x J I !1l'yf?,1:-,iff Xrimlvl I 1 f X, If! xl ,,!I!j ' f Of early mam 'eff bird dlo' wake K 1 X X He sang ofDf .... . . . I ,1 ' I I And?-13510 w?1ffe'J?gf!7egu1fZ'a1r hav h 5 r e i I I U H V W Ins ng drdllcgvj wfifiglo Glgliilgl r , X 1 I x i , ,X ' lD76G.S0ngqgf Dar. . . . l The professor gave nie D3 what did he give you? YY H e gave ine H-i ! EDUCATIGN l Aspiration, rnystiiication, four years' duration, antitipation hard occupation, short vacation, no cessation, expectation, conditionalization then vilx ation ieal ization, gratification in sweet graduation. Page 110 EB Q22 'T -s moaning Q- SENIOR- Much learning, Swelled head, Brain fever- He's dead. JUNIOR- False fair one, Hope fled, Heart's broken- He's dead. SOPHOMORE- Went dancing, 'Tis said, Got mussed- He's dead. FRESHMAN- Milk famine, Not fed, Starvation- He's dead. THE STAFF PRAYER Come! Come! Dentosl Subscriptions! Dr. Spencer: Delling, what is the first thing you would do if you got an Qrthodontia patient? Delling fhesitatingj : Do you mean here at the college? Dr. Mueller: What is a Porte polisher? Parker: fnever saw a boat, eitherj 1 A polisher to be used on the left side of the mouth. Charlie Ackerman's famous saying: I'm getting awfully hot under the collar, Dr. MacBoyle. TAKE VVARNING! Do not read heavy literature. Miss Mistarz sprained her wrist the other night reading Materia Medica. Tell us, Dr. Hatton, just how a horse limps in his front forefoot. Dr. Kendall Qto Hayesj : Hayes, I see you are a bit hazy. QThen he won- dered Why the whole class laughedj. Page 111 -Q19 2 2 f- .bag- ee Theilentus-0 -0 THINGS YGU NEVER SAVV Hair on Gogolinskfs head. Russel's speed. Lux's small feet. Miss Gustafson's new hat. Miss Mistarz without several male attendants. Miss Burke when she wasn't battling Etu. Pinns with his hair mussed up. Ackerman awake in MacBoyle's class. Q'Donoughe when he wasn't talking in class. Rabinovich when he didn't know his stuff Zimmerman when his temperature wasn't 104. Cayley when he wasn't arguing with somebody. jake Stahl when he wasn't eating. Richardson when he had any cigarettes. McDonald's youth. Curry's record for one hundred yards. Dr. McNeil's drawing ability. Ste-in's black hair. Dr. Puterbaugh: How long is the root of a bicuspid? Randall: 011, about an inch and a half or two inches. O, HOVV CQULD YOU? There was a man in our town And he was wondrous wiseg He jumped into a bramble bush And scratched out both his eyes. And when he found his eyes were out And blind as a pertater, He got a job in a dental school As a bloomin' Demonstrator. We wouldn't want this to get out, but where did Hoffman go with Gustafson on Saturday night? They said they went to the Dental Convention. First junior: Cheer up, old man, things arenlt as bad as they seem. Second Junior: No, but they seem so. Parker, the L collector, was seen using a phone slug to cast inlays and got a ring. It sounds phoney but as the operator from Harvard Ave. had his number on the flask there might be some truth in it. Pugh' 112 - 1922 N 199 3 1-1 o F12 e nto S McDonald: mls Stahl sick? Lux: No, not exactly sick, but no stomach can stand thirteen of Dudley's cakes-it's an unlucky number. First junior: I hear Zimmerman was hurt in an explosion. Second Junior: ls that so? How did it happen First Junior: XYell, some say it was too much sugar, while others say it ii was too much yeast. - Casserlv: VVhat's the matter? Finances bothering you? Richardson: Yes, I owe Madge S35 and today l've got it, and he knows I've got it, and he knows I know he knows l'ye got it. Fm forever filling molars, centrals and hicuspids, toog Drilling them out, lilling them up l Oh, may my dream of casts come true! Root canals so dainty, hll them up so well, Take a little X-Ray picture And you find them hlledelikell. yy, pp i lla ,fag N it, .1 S-il Q ,.,' 5i3ig5,rL3i 'a tif'-' It l ,.., , , VJAL V , S: 1f7lll'l ,fr 't 'N is EEF' - 1 rt. 1: ,i 'll VUQI -F L-i...:.,1-llltp., ,,-, .., 'gl 2 755 tif' iaavmtltlrlf Illia frilly t it IE it all f:1!1'V 'z li l L: rf aff, ., .. ' '4 'lgl' 'I ta- 'FU' N af'fm'i'i 'dfliii '1 J l les f FIFF - ,if , ?i!liW' 'W i t 1 i s 12 ,Q A - .ii lt! 0 It ,iz ag - g 5- , . 'IEE' ,-En rt!!! 2. 5 r if, ,Ml fir, Iii-,SJQN-'f' 1 l ' 1 l-'FEES lk. l ' fly' 9' f55:s'57-1' 12, l a f'- , wrg- fi wi S,fiQl5g!gf1 f,Jli L' '.L::!Ii sei .vi f 'aplilf N' p l Y 1' .,., - 4 i 'i--lt. 1 -I 1 ff,,g,frifl,,3f-4--ijgf 'if t 1 elf' . E ,'f lJ17F' f:-' ' xii-1:-5l,E:f 12.1451 15 -, , L d j fn-.1 il' F- 4'ee LQ .gl wa as Fff ti' F V Be rfendly fa all dh I '07 1- ls Mefkauffful moffoagf Sings? Mgglimrk , And the freshman whffrglaigggffhfs wenwftstatg I7 0 :ld V Y-1-it YJSTZYIS 170 Oni el Se buf lava' f g nail , :: t., Pfzgv 113 33 i C 'I ,iii l at I s C -EE 0 Fhtpentus Prof. Zoethout: When you examine a dog's lungs under the microscope what do you see F Bright Soph: The seat of his pants, I suppose. Dr. Kendall: Give me an example of an organic oil. 0'Donoghue: Snake oil. Pinns-prosector in Anatomy, glancing at cadayer: lt all comes back to me now. HSOLILOQUIES OF SOL Expectorate diligently, please. You are, no doubt, a high school student. I do not anticipate a negative answer. Of course, you will not object to my tying the ends of the ligature to your hair. A Thrombus is something that Hoats about in the blood stream and even- tually embarrasses the heart or, in other words, causes deathf' By way of editorial comment we might say it is surprising how much more willing a man is to give up his turn in a dental chair than in a barber chair. To Nicholls: He sought a job in a restaurant VVhen in financial straits Because he heard that everything Comes to the man who waits. Dr. Hatton Cdelivering Pathology lecturej: The etiology of dental caries is now, always has been, and probably always will be a subject of accrimonious discussion. AMEX. Dr. MacBoyle: Boys and girls, remember that solder always Hows to the hottest places. ' S. Leboyitz: Gee-ain't that h-I? Page 11-l .....--..............,1g Q 2- W as Ehepentus Oh, I wish I was in Eden Where all the beasts is feedin,' The Pigs and Cows and Osses An' the long tail Bull wot tosses The Bulldog and the Rabbit Acaus it is his habit, VVhere Lions, Tigurs, Monkees An' them long ear'd things called donkeys Meat all together daylee VVitl1 Crockedyles all skaleyg VV here Sparros on the bushes Sings to there mates, the Thrushes, An' Hawkes and little Rens Wavxfks about like Cocks and Ens, One lookin' at the tother For all the vvorle like a Bruther, Where no quarlin' is nor Phytin It's true wot I'm a-writin'. Oh, for a wawk at even Somewhere about 6 or 7 VVhen the Son is gxvain to bed VVith his face all fyree red, Oh, for the grapes and resins VVot ripens at all seesins, The apples and the Plumbs As big as my Z thumsg The hayprecocks and peechis Vtfot all within my reeech is i An' we mought anheat Paying nothing for the treat, Oh, for the pooty Houers A-bloomin' at all ours. S0 that a large Bokay You may gather any day Of ev'ry flour that blose From Colliilour to rose. Tramp Will you kindly give me a dime for a bed? Qapoznik Vell, I want to see the bed first. un1o1 having carefully finished his first Prophylaxis, called the Demon stiatoi ovei to have it approved, who discovered that the patient was wearing a full upper and lower denture. 1922 Page 11 iCn 11 or W- Kwpentusf---H OPERATOR A. C. DEFEATED IN FQQTBALL GAME Hold 'e1n, Splint, hold 'em. Signals 5-Z-28 6-Z-6. Shift with 'en1, inandible, shift with 'em Block mandibular Hy Paderinic, block mandibular. Us Kee lVaw Haw. Sonie game. Two minutes to play and some one the hands of the clock. A pass ligature to M. Brasure and it was all over. The operators claim they could have done better on a dry lield. Saliva's interference spoiled their whole day, together with Engine's stiff arni. In the lirst half blood made a run in vein, hut spinal column at one of the hacks raced 60 enamel rods for a touchdown. Amalgain showed polish in getting 5 points in the second half. In the third quarter Dang kicked over the lingual bars. The gingival line held perfectly, until the second half, when D. Cay tore holes in it, paying a way for Broaclfs touchdown. Artery inade a spurt in the last quarter, but was stopped by Turni- quet. Following this the operator's full back, Plugger, foiled the wall, and pounded his way six points. It was tragic when they played taps for Horn Mallet, the hard-hitting hack. The Operators demand a return game. XYatch for the date. RICHARD bl. HORRILZ.-KN. I-jiltllt' 116 to 0 f1a22-s-u- Cr O 0 -In I 111 5 U u -EB D-Zllwpentos He- as - After Pathology Exan1-VVhy, Gsler doesn't say so. Etu-Oh, don't listen to the darn fool. He didn't take the exam.! Horrigan after Miss Gustafson pounded a foil in his toothy-Boys' Let Gust do vour work qhe has a touch that xv1ll put a man to sleep D1 lxendall SUll1E11'11E111 xx hat a1e the means of ddl'll11'11SlC1lI'1g druffs 1nte1 na bulhaman Bx the teaspoonful lVI1s VVessel seemg D1 RLIPGIT pU1'lCl11Hg the tune clock VVhat does that semor xxant at that clock H POINTTD PARAUR XPHS Dont DOIIONV t1ouble YOU1 1lClgl1DOl can g1V6 xou all xou xx ant The onlv charm xxl11ch so1ne xoung men pos ess 15 hung at then xx 'xtch Cham The face that HCVCI smxles 1s seldom xxo1th xx h1le H1Ht You1 WO1d max be as good as gold Caxlex but t1x to cast mlaxs xx 1th 1t CI UE CI UX CLAN ORGANIZED AT THF C C D Q SL Rf ERY SUPPLFMENTED BY QTARCHERY A cusp1d 'il'l3VC1 and a l'lO11l mallet 1azz fO1 the Clue Clux Clan of the C C D Q Clncago Detectwe Soc1etx and the deQ1ee 16C1U116Cl lOl entmnce Docto1 Detect1ve QCICUCC In the past much studx has been dex oted to the ball and socket xolnts but now all the Rotunda I11tC11'1S haxe an oppo1tun1tx to studx the p1 ctlcal ball a11d ham JOIIYE Even 1111116 anx tlnngf 1s 1'1'1lQ's111g ex en 1f a b1e'1th escapes ex CIX one s b1te 1s taken the1e bemg no two b1tes ahlxe Th1s 11101111110 B1te Lock Bu1lse the Meat Detectwe ass1st d bx the able lUH101 Gustaf on 1-1nffe1ed Clllll xx ho xx as l1V11'1g ha1d to solxe Cl'1C1Tl1Ql1X O1 the unlcnoxxn He clatms that he has found a 9OlL'lt1OI'l D1 lxendall xx1ll not ag1ee xx1tl1 C.,Ll11X qtupped ffoxxns 316 to be the vogue 1D the fLltUlC bam Ixheman 15 chang 11155 h1s 11ame to Ix1cl1a1d Mulphx to l1311'HO1l17C xxlth lns 11exx xx ea11ng apparel lqverx student must 11,111 the spatula gauntlet once a xx eelx 111 o1de1 to get to llls loclxe1 1nst1ucto1s standmg on e1the1 s1de xx1t11 spatulas 111 hand Instead o+ Q Is mg X31101.lb steps 111 ope1at1ve and p1osthet1cs the ClE'111011Nl1El'EO1S a1e busx O R mg the lock step and C1163 of Im next docto1 Demonst1ato1s have cast ohnson s 0pe1at1xe book as1de fO1 tl1e t11ne bemg and 'ue busx abso1b1ng Hoxx to Be a Detect1xe RICHARDJ PIORRIGAN DLNTT XLOGL I1 -lL11'1101 The1e a1e s1x movements of teeth I1'1Cl111Hl1011 1otat1on bodllx movement p1ot1us1on CXt1Llb1OH and ext1act1on Page lf! r 1 I Q Y 1 L, C ' - - 7 ' . . . . . 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Dr. Puterbaugh stood, forceps in hand, ready to remove a third molar. The nurse was ready, in cap and gown, for any emergency. Row after row of students sat breathless, intently watching the effect of the gas as the patient slowly slipped j away into unconsciousness. The stillness of the room was broken only by the uneven breathing of the patient. Suddenly a rasping, clashing, terrifying sound iilled the amphitheater. Fifty students jumped to their feet. Dr. Puterbaugh dropped his forceps and jumped to the gas tank to turn off the gasg the nurse fainted. The unconscious patient tore the mask from his face, took one terrific leap for the door, and rushed downstairs. The cause? Oh, nothing much. Sherman had absent-mindedly taken his new lngersoll out of his pocket and started to wind it. I 1 'lip lgjesfe trf:Fq.f14. ff- 'HN-A .,. .. - 1 1 W TTJ l xi il R I 1 X, i A l T i I' 1: i T l, T if 451 ffl-X i T liqfiln fx, X 1 K ' fvi11.,l! gd :, E3 il Q 3 I E lily? IL 'H rm I ll UQftf'vV:- T M iii' ix 1, tim iffy fly! if js 'i ,ii gi ?' -'p lg 'i' T iii' 1 'X' M15 , if xigbbo- tx ll - v t v 'X 7 T g - f-,Xl T if ' ' .. 71 YYY- -f il ' ' 'ii ,711 4 X ina. R A Y S I L -,I H e X H+?-e-s a efif T? ' if i i x WN '2 I 'I l' E l l I , Y . ' N 'N . + ' e?':.5 as T - Q sg H.. 5 T f ea, X . -f' f- l ' ' , . l i X gf 'P T 7.if 13.g44.jl ia W- age. .5 , 45:5 --'ff 'X-if-Q ,L 'WV - . f sits llrixol is Ute o.T.'l'.ru.c'l1i.on. 'Q I I l'r1y1i' IIN I S if e an ss 39 FMD entu S IN THE CQUNTRY Clear and high, up in the sky, Blue clouds are aflow, And the sun, on daily run, VVith glaring red's aglow. Serene and sweet, and brightly lit, Green fields in peace repose, And here and there are lawns fair, Replete with grass and rose, Cool breezes sweet o'er valleys deep, That fragrant are and quiet, While lofty peaks with snowy wigs Stand guard with stern might. In currents bold and foams of gold Down mountain waters fall, And rushing past where valleys nest Witli stately pomp they roll. Away and up green forests top The steep, uneven hills, And herds of sheep in grass knee deep, At their drowsy heels. The birds up there, so free of care, In rapture are with joy, And swift of wing with love they sing They sing, they woo, they coy. On pastures herds, in sky the birds, And insects in the grass, From day to day they sing and play, And Mother Nature bless. South, North, and East and VVest, Below or above, VVherever our eyes we cast, There reigns but bliss and love. And even man, the worry fan, When down in the country, Forgetting all his spleen and gall, Partakes of Nature's bounty. For once a year he feels a peer To all and everybody, Aside he casts his worries, pests, And joy becomes his buddy -2- . -3- M. Rabinovich. Page Z1 Q I EE 61922 r 'mmlyentus-3 -- Miss Mistarz Creflecting upon Dr. Grisamorels definition of occlusionj- When I rest my jaws my teeth don't occlude at all. Miss Gustafson-In the lirst place, you never give your jaws a rest. junior-Do we get any point for restoring the contact point? Dr. Johnson-VVhy, yesg you get the contact point. Dr. Kendall-Give an example of animal oil. O'Donough-Snake oil. Dr. Kendall-If you take five pounds of Hour and four pounds of lard what will you have? Female Trio-Pie crust. Miss Gustafson-VVhy, Diksilis, you have four times too much wax for a bite. Diksilis-But, Miss Gustafson. you ought to see the man. Noskin-If I'd move my hands in the same tempo as I speak I'd get writerls cramp. Lives of great men oft remind us We can make our lives sublime, And departing, leave behind us, Fe, Na, Ii and Lime. L. XV. Mrs. Prestley says it is a disgrace for any sane-minded person to go to see Al VVoods' new comedy, Ladies' Night in a Bath Tub. Speaking of sterile instruments, etc., we understand that Barker is not going in for Radiography. VVhy? Ask Barker, he knows. Dear Clarence: May I not interest you in The Northeast Quarter CNELGQ of Section Two Q23 in Courtship One QU North of the VVaist Line, Range One QU XYest of the Third Pulmonary Meridian, all in the County of I-Ieart and State of Affection, Pagi- 120 3 1922 -- 3-1 ,l 'WD en fn s t! i 7X'x-X A ' . ,' Cf fx, ww 9 Q, -. f xg fri xx X Q 25 N ff' 1. Q S., , iz ' ,fxfni T-N f -Y E 1 X , S 5 , iff!! J , X : Xwf N' rn z E :l: U1 Lil 1 ln- Page 121 -21922 -E :Ln Pagv 122 'J mwllentns - THE FILLINGS TALK IT OVER It's strange, said Mr. Amalgam, As he sat upon the shelf, That people 'round about me Seem to question superior stuff. I'm not given much to boasting, At the same time I must say That the way some people treat me Is the worst shame of the day. They poke me in impossible spots, They give no heed to care, Try hard to patch an undercut Gr jam me anywhere. But listen to the comments, That's what makes me weep, To think they lay the blame on me VVhen it's just their own mistakes. Tut, tut, said Mr. Silicate, I'm synthetic as can be, But to listen to such jargon ' Seems useless talk to me. If you had half the worries That bound me everywhere You'd have some fact to rave about, Complaints worth crying o'er. Outside the pale they want me, Hanged by the neck in the windg Not even a chance in a courtroom, Condemned before I get in. But I tell you right now I'm a sticker, I'm going to make good in my day, VVhen you're dead and buried, Amalgam I'1l be living in jubilant swayf, VVell, Well-when it comes to boasting, Said hard-boiled Mr. Inlay, You guys best lay of bragging And take some hints from me. I'm not afraid to tell the truth, And that's just where you Hinch, The reason I'm so valuable Is because I'm popular stuff. a. f -se fhepentus -3- I'm just as hard as I look, boys, Take a poke at that contact there, I can rub you flat as a pancake And outlive you by years, what's more. But I said I'd confess one fault, boys. Alas! That this needs must be, I'1n ticklish about the margins, lads, VVhen bacteria Wiggle 'gainst ine. I've listened to these boasts and woes, Said Mr. Foil at length, And in my mind there seems to rise This fact, I'm best where you are worst. Pride will not let me here compare My assets at your loss, I'ni proud to have you ,round ITIC, VVithout you I'd be lost. To you, my dear Anialgam, I'd glad give second place, In years of struggling upwards VVith me you've faced the blasts. For you, Inlay and Silicate, I wish the best of cheer, But one thing I,1'1'1 requesting, T'Wards us hold reverence dear. Home OUR TROUBLES Oh, maiden fair, where 'er you appear The Demonstrators all flock 'round, E C. CORNWELL. To win your smiles or strive to please, Compliments to you they propound. For you must wait and wait Till the hour grows quite late, For our work they will inspect, But a maid they won't neglect. There's trouble at the boarding house, There's blood upon the moon, The bold, bad, base nionopolists Have cornered the festive prune. Page 123 - 4922 aa 0' -to 'mllentus-me-0 THEATRES, Etc. AT TRUBITE THEATRE EDDIE COLLINS in The Idle Class or A Day VVith the Juniors MOLAR MOVIE HOUSE DR. MO-RRIS in I cC1iving the Patient Gas Also a Comedy, Removing a Pulp It's a Scream Page 124 !5 AT THE C. C. D. S. Gus Zimm, Joe Miller, Ross Cayley f in The Three Miscutchears or A Daze 'XYork,' Also Bored to Death or The Exposure' COMING! The Kid Patientw or After the Bawl' Q fQ22 -Q A 195 'Q- 'C--mwpentus 'se - ,xX 157541, Q l fr? tt rl WANT COLUMN Bav wants to find some one to keep him awake. Beynon wants to find some weaker member to talk to. Zimmerman wants to know why those factory girls don't keep their dates. Talmy wants to know whx ther call him cabbage headf' Frystak wants a new pair of curling irons. lxloboucnrk wants to get married. Madge wants to grow up and be 1 big man some day. Blind Milton wants to know who started that gag. Keller wants to go back to Iowa with fr leg under his arm. Ca5ley wants another poet to tease. The school wants more asepsis. Andelman wants two more lips to wet. Gustafson wants classes at eight-thirty. Kochanskr wants better fights. McCullough wants better treatment for world war veterans. Rabrnovrch wants more three surface foils on third molars Drkselrs wants more Prophylaxis p tients. Horrrgan wants to prospect in Physiology next year. Richardson wants to Hip hot crowns. Ebert wants to be a Y M C. A. secretary. Trbbs wants to change his second name. Hoffman wants to trade hrs sweater. VVhat have you? Mehchar wants a set of whiskers to make him look older. Cohen wants to know whv the boys think he is Jewish. Sprafka wants four more cows for his dairy. Frllrnger wants to take lessons in boxing. Soldovnrk wants hrs patients to expectorate diligently. A X .,7 !f , 1 - 7 V , -.fix ' 'A xxfft M 5 . fi AJ '- .f.f'7 'J lr.fgl:rig'ff,- . I, ','g,FLfri' ff Jfff UQ ,Fff 12 X fljllfg, ' jr rx lk I 'QT Qf ' J, fl. il iL. rr? Adltf rr fl l M fr, 'V Wit. M.. . ff N 4J.55.K,?j. J w, fr' . Jr rl , 4 ET 2 ef dhhzl 3 Ji 61 Q: s N' ,A s L f . s 6 1 ,Cb 5.-AL xg 5 a 1 L, x-izln YN 1 ' . C Q - If v A v V Y f rr .vi .f 7 ' 7 ' 1 C ' 1 ' A . f - I C 7 - C . Y . - G CA. Page 125 -- 1922- 195 fi a Ht, 1-76 I as Q, K 4 x I -fl il mtpentns THE MICRQBES SERENADE A love lorn microbe met by chance At a swagger bacteroidal dance, A proud bacillan belle, and she Was first of the animalculae. Of organisms saccharine She was the protoplasmic queen, The rnicroscopical pride and pet Of the biological smartest setg And so this inlinitesimal swain Evolved a pleading, low refrain: Oh, lovely metamorphic germ! What futile scientific term Can well describe thy many charms? Come to these embryonic arms! Then hie away to my Cellular home And be my little diatomef' His epithelium burned with loveg He swore by molecules above She'd be his own gregarious mate Cr else he would disintegrate. This amorous mite of a parasite Pursued the germ both day and night, And 'neath her window often played This Darwin-Huxley serenade- He'd This Oh warble to her ev'ry day, rhizopodical roundelay: most primordial type of spore! I never saw your like before, And though a microbe has no heart l From you, sweet germ, I'll never partg We'll sit beneath some fungus growth Till dissolution claims us both. -Ge that hurts. Patient: Ouch, Student: Well, the gingival is always more sensitive. Patient: But I never drank ginger ale. orge Ade. I'll tell you what causes my wrinkles and frowns, I get Class 4 inlays when casting gold crowns.-VV. Parker. . Page 127 e- 4922- 11 ae- WD entu s-or A DEN'l'IST'S DREAM Last evening I was talking with a Dentist aged and gray, He told me of a dream he had one bleak December day. Wliile he was thinking deeply this vision came to view: It was an Angel dressed in robes so very white and new. Said the Angel to the Doctor, 'The Lord has sent me down To take you up to Glory and present your golden crown. You've been a friend to every one, have labored night and day, You've doctored many thousands,'but from few received your pay. So the Angel and the Doctor started toward the pearly gate, And as they passed by Hades the Angel murmured, f'Wait, I have a place to show you, the hottest place in Hell, And those who did not pay you, this is where they dwell. And behold the Doctor saw there his patients by the scoreg Grabbing up his chair and fan, he wished for nothing more. He was pleased to sit and watch them as they sizzled, moaned and burned And his eyes would rest on debtors whichever way they turned. And the Angel said, Come, Doctor, the pearly gates I see, But the doctor only muttered, This is Heaven enough for me. Dr. Forb-Doctor, will you please test the condensity of my foil? Page 128 1- f1El22-- E --- -----1-mpentus Q ffwfpfi , CJ LT X JSClD3913iCU53EZlC0D3QTSL J' ' H S3HE'LQQDTHC?ilEiCD3fQ3B -4-c Pug -19 22- Quail L Z4 .dlllllll Q mwllentus Keep pushing-'tis wiser Than setting aside And dreaming and sighing, And waiting the tide. In life's earnest battle They only prevail Wlio daily march onward And never say fail? -1922 In Ehepentus A - W Keslin lDENTg L Sfhvm gg ,, m. Schrxeuder VICE PRES. TREASURER AT X I L,Va,n N019 L.J. Pavlicek 5ECRE1ARy CLASS ED. OENTO5 Sac hs ED DENTO5 F nck J Tofh DENTOS BUS MGR SOPHOMORE ADMINISTRATION AND ASSOCIATE DENTOS STAFF f,LIfl1 I -3: Q an G ,af ' 1 'sl x, -g ax f 'ef-V. Y 4 4 JC- ,,qM QZFI-J ml, F- mum-t -1 --I af N777 v f Q L ' I I L 'fig .1 LA'- 1, vuffwl 'io' 415 Aa '07' ww' I U.rjL' 13.2 fi 2 5 1: V -1 if 'I N W W X G A E 's I I 1 1 ir F IE F, Y z i E ,P 5 F f 5 5 i 5 s I 1 'E . 4 3 1 9 9 E 1 i L 3 Z n i ! 5 Q r F F 1 ' - M f , .Qs W r ' 1 QWA- ns-4-gg.--L1-1. nxt- -..u1.....1..--0. . A. .... -4.1 fthemiiviis Qlilass iiaisturp The class of '24 being the lirst under the present management of the Chicago College of Dental Surgery, the first to be guided by Dean Logan, the lirst to enter under the new Class A ruling and enjoy all the benefits and hardships thereby, is making rapid strides in that it is the moral, social and intellectual leader in all activities about the school. Entering in Qctober, 1920, the class elected the following officers: Gwen Quant, President, B. E. Stark, Vice-presidentg D. Blair, Secretaryg N. Lowy, Treasurer, S. Sachs, Fditorg G. R. McLaughlin, Associate Editor, D. N. Condit, Cartoonistg F. Biedka, Sergeant-at-armsg and I. Toth, Business Manager. No social events were held during the entire Freshman year, but the class set a pace by such good theoretical and practical work that it soon gained the confidence of all its professors. As a result of this the entire class, with a very few exceptions, is again under way, battling and surmounting the many obstacles which stand between them and the Junior year. Last year several members of the class evolved the idea that the students ought to develop their athletic inclinations, and in consequence of this a basketball team was organized. The team made things look so encouraging athletically that the whole school respondedto the idea and a school team speedily replaced the class team. Athletics, as all dental students know, are rarely indulged in at a dental school, for the student has every second of his time occupied in trying to digest the knowledge, which requires seven years of an M. D.'s time to assimilate, plus the mechanical work, nevertheless, the team did very well, despite the lack of experience and proper coaching. This year, since the faculty is in favor of athletics, the men that looked so promising on the Freshman team will be given a chance on the varsity team. A coach has been appointed for the men and we expect great results, A hotly contested Sophomore election resulted in the choice of the follow- ing oliicersz H. Kesling, President, S. Slavin, Vice-presidentg L. Van Note, Secretary, M. Schneider, Treasurerg D. Blair, Sergeant-at-arms: L. -T. Pavlicek, Editor, S. Sacks and F. F. Ench, Associate Editors: G. R. McLaughlin, Cheer Leader, F. Biedka, Assistant Cheer Leader, XV. Redlick, Cartoonistg and J. Toth, Business Manager. The Freshman Dentos Staff was unusually capable of doing its work, and to vouch for this statement the Frenshmen had the best written and most interesting section of the Dentos of 1921. This year the Dentos Staff will do its best to live up to the fine example set by its predecessors. Cp to the time of writing, the Sophomore class has had one social function. a smoker on December 16, 1921, about which more will be said in another part of this section. Considerable enthusiasm is being stirred up for an annual class dance, which most likely will take place during the latter part of February. A progressive step has been taken by the class, in that it has petitioned the faculty for permission to elect a student governing body. The faculty chose several of its members to investigate the proposition and the Sophomores are patiently waiting for the outcome of their deliberations. The class is now looking forward to its goal, which is the inhrmary, and we all hope to enjoy that grand and glorious feeling of crouching over our hrst patient and uttering that familiar phrase, Qpen wide. L. J. PAVLICEK. Page 19. 17' i i 3'-' 'l ll I y 451-4 mill. , - ' r l 5 4 51209111135 .rj- Supbumnres anti illibeir Qllbarattertstics By Pavlicek Abramovitz, Michael M ..........................,................................. A man of many ambitions, Always attentive to his occupations. Aggress, David ...... .........................,,,....,.,.,,............,.................. Keeps toeing the markg May soon become a stuclious shark. ........Chicago, Ill .-......Chicago, Ill Anthony, Robert ..................t....... ...... .......................................... ........ C a l umet, Mich liver a good fellow. Never a bit inactive or slow. Arnold, Joseph D ...,.,,.,..,...,.,...,,,,,.,,,.,,,,...,,,,..,,,,.,....,....,.,.,..,,,,,,,,...,.. Flandreau, 5. D Prince Chap has nothing on this man, Who does for others as much as he can. Arnstein, Alvin L ..............,..,.,.,,,......,,..........,.,,....,,,..,.......,.,,,. . .,,,..,,, A man whom we must heed, For he is fast and full of speed. Art, Rubin L ......... Little, but oh, my! He surely knows how to make the girlies cry. Asher, Harold ..................................................................................... A small man with a big heart. Biedka, Frank ............................................................................ Aggressive as his nature indicates Always ready to assist his classmates. Birkett, Harry H ........,........................................,...........,.................... Faults he hasn't any Virtues he has many. v Blair, james Dana ................................................................................ A fellow well liked by both class Blivice, Harry ............................................................... Harry likes studying best: And is standing the test. Bona, C. A ....... .................................................................... His ways are quiet and unassuming And his habits bear no questioning. Bowyer, Glen.. ..... .................................................................. .... . A happy-go-lucky youth, Benevolent and of good repute. Boyd, Philip .......................,................................................................ If it's worth while doing, he does it well. Brady, John Charles .......................................................................... An enemy to nobody, A friend to many. Iitlflt' 13-1 A192 ........Chicago, Ill ........Chicago, Ill .....Chicago, Ill ........Chicago, Ill St Joseph, Mich Maiilia-ttan. Kan and faculty. ..,...Clncago, Il ........Cliicago, Ill .Logansport, Ind .....Rockfo1'd. Ill .......Amhoy, Ill 'LII ifhellentus 'J Brown, Williaiii ...............................................,............................. ...... C hicago, Ill. A man who towers above us all. Christie, Earl Francis ,............................................................. ........ E lgin, Ill. This chap, young and gay, Never has much to say. Christolodides, George .................................................i.......,.. Debtera, Nicona, Lyprus George comes from lands afar, And in dentistry he is destined to become a star. Clark, Glen Earl .................................................................................... XVilmington, Ill. About his studies he is very careful, i But in the classroom he is bashful. Cody, William Frederick .....,..,.......,............................................... ...... C hicago, Ill. There are smiles and other smiles, But Cody's smiles beat all of them by miles. Coughlin, VVilliam J ........................................,....................,...,,,..,,,,,,....,.,,,. Chicago, Ill, He considers the world a serious proposition And lights his battles with determination. Cutler, Bernard Duane .............................................................,... As a pacemaker He is the class merrymaker. Damond, Samuel J ..................................................................... Samuel with his well-known grin ls sure to make his mark and win. De Koven, Edward ................v................................................... He ne'er has a worry To make him feel sorry. .,....Chicago, Ill. .....,Chicago, Ill. ......Chicago, Ill. Desenis, Niel Gordon .......................................................................... ...... C hicago, Ill. This boy with curly locks and golden hair ls a specimen of manliness that is rare. Diamond, Jacob S .................................................. f ......................... A gem of great value. Dillon, James P .....................................................,......... .- Dillon is noted for good looks, And occasionally buries them in his books. Dohner, Earl C ......................................................................................... To write everything about him that is nice These two lines would not suffice. Drury, Robert I .....................................,.........s................................ Day in, day out, from morn till night, He strives to do what he thinks is right. Elitzik, Samuel N .........,.................................................................. This friend of ours, Elitzik, Is always up to some new trick. Enck, Frank F ...... .....,............................................................. ........ Red ink is this boy's nickname, VVho is now on the road to fame. ......Chicago, Ill. .,....Chicago, Ill. Chappell, Neb. ......Chicago, Ill. .,....Chicago, Ill. Naperville, Ill. Page 135 Q -11922 f f A- Fwpentns Fitzhenry, Dale F ..................................................................... Beau Brummel of the class, Never seen without cane and spats. ......Bloomington, Ill Fraleigh, -lames Henry .....................................,............................ ........ N Cwberry, Ill To tell the truth is his object in life. C Fraiiie, Victor C ,,,,,,...,,,,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,.,...,,,...................................v.. ......v... A lHdiSOI1, Vfis Victor is a boy one cannot hate, - Because he has a double share of good nature and weight. Galbreath, Delton C ......................,................................................... Burnettsville, Ind Never disturbs his mental poise Vlfith haste or unnecessary noise. Gefkowitz, Abraham .............................................................. ...... C hicago, Tll There are many who crave Abe's natural marcel wave. Gillogby, Harold ..,........,.................................................................... Mount Carroll, Tll There are many who are envious of Gillogby Because he is always so care-free. Goldberg, Isadore ............................................................. ...... C hicago, Ill Goldberg never provokes Any ill feeling by his practical jokes. Goldstein, Samuel .............................. . ............................................ ...... C hicago, Ill Finds time to do nothing but study. Gordon, Aloysius A ............................................,.,............,,.,...... ...... C hicago, Tll Cf his character, the very essence. So quiet, that is why no one knows of his presence. Grindy, Adolph ..........,............................................,...,....,..,.,.,..,..........., St, Paul, Minn He climbs the ladder of success not by leaps and bounds, But slowly and steadily mounts the rungs. Harr, Harnett L ..........,..................................,...................... ...... X Yhiting, Ind This willing worker, Harr, Does better things, by far. Hartford, NViniield S .......... .,.....,...,...........r.....,,,..,,......,,,......t.,.,,,,,,,,,,, G ibgon City, Ill A new addition to our growing family, In his studies he is succeeding rapidly. Hoatson, Allen James ......,..,....,,,,....,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,i,,,,,,,,,,, A ,,.,.,,,.,, I-,21'L11'i11ji1'C' llich Hoatson is establishing a reputation As a student in his chosen vocation. Hynous, Frank Richard .,,...,.,.....,..,,,,,..,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.-,,,, ,...,,,,,,,,,,, XVe also lind among us A studious lad named Hynous. Ibbotson, Ellis H ......,...........,.,..,..,.....,.,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,. ,,.,,.,.,,,, A model to copy is lbbotson Because lie is such a well-behaved person. Johnson, Levi ...,.......r.....,,.,..,,,,..,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,-.,,,,,, .,,,.,,,,,,,,,,-,,,, johnson has a pleasant disposition And a desire to acquire distinction. Pdyt' 136 ......Chicago, Ill ......Robinson, Ill .......Supei-ior, XYis -fl 0 -11922 -0 W---Q fwiwm- 0- Karst, Edward N ..................................... .............. ..... -..... F O 1 ld Du LHC, WlS- As an all round athlete Karst is a basket-ball player that's hard to beat. Karelitz, Samuel ................................................................................. .,...... C l1iC?1gO, Ill. A man of many ambitions And may success crown these aspirations. Kesling, Harold .....................................,................................................,... O11W31'd, Ind. Qur President Kesling Is always seen hustling. Knospe, Laurence .,..... .....,,..............,.......................... ....... C l 1iC21gO, Ill. - Knospe always agrees Never to disagree. Kokot, Edmund .......,,........v................................................................ ..,.... C hiC21gO, Ill. Kokot is one of the classy live wires And his whole soul is with enthusiasm alire. Kreger, Daniel M .,,,,,,..,..,,,,,,,,,..,,,...,,..,....,......................................,. .,..... C hicago, Ill. Of good looks Kreger has quite a stock And we find the girls around him in flocks. Kwarta, Henry A .......................................,.................................... ...... I Oliet, Ill. We've come to the conclusion That Kwarta comes from the land of silent men. Lavin, Charles ...................,...................,,,...................i.................................. Chicago, Ill. Never has much to say Nor does his mind from his studies stray. Leavitt, Harold .......................,.......................................,.............. ........ C hicago, Ill. Getting his lessons is a habit For this little fellow Leavitt. Lemaster, Vlfilliain .....................,........,...,,,........,.,,,,,,.,..,,.....,, .,,.., K ankakee, Ill, A faithful, conscientious toiler, Une who is bound to rise higher. Liener, Frank Williaiii ,.,.........,...................................,.......... ....... C hicago, Ill. Liener is always at his labors- And helps the class in all its endeavors. Lerner, Alexander Sydney .... .,...........,,,.,,...,.......,..,..,,,.,.,..,.,.,. ,.,,,,. C 1 iicago, Ill, Lerner burns much midnight oil And never leaves his toil. Loiselle, Guy L .........................................,,......................,......... . ............ Lowville, N, Y. The parasite of cheerfulness can boast That in Loiselle it has found a willing host. LOWY, lfvilliam ................................................................................. ....... C hicago, Ill. There's no one that is as popular As Lowy, one of our scholars. McElroy, Robert ..,,.,.,,,..,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,.,.,,,.,,,,,,,,,.,,,.,,,,,,,,,,.,,...,. ,,,,,, Q ak P31-ky 111, His carefree, pleasant banter Makes the long hard days seem shorter. McLaughlin, Cf. R ....,.,..,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,,.,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,.,,,.,,,,,,,,,.. ,,,,,,, C hiqglgo, Ill, A brilliant man this chap Mac, ' Irish wit is something he does not lack. Page 137 -1----1922 HSE f- Thtiientus MacPherson ..............,,............................................ .. ................. . There's not a single soul I lf? Who strives as hard as Mac to make the goal. Malawsky, Alexander ..............................................................................,.. Sharf's right hand man. Martin, Joseph Alexander ...................,............................ .. A pal to everyone And everyone his pal. Maurer, Ervin H ........................... ,....... ............................. ....... Maurer does things with care And because of this, well does he fare. Meder, Leland Grant .........,,,....,................................................ Meder has three specialties, mainly, Ladies, ladies and ladies. Millar, Robert B .....................................................,............... Millar with his smiling countenance Makes our hearts fill with happiness. .Chicago, Ill ..i....Taylorville, Ill Milwaukee, XYis .,.....joliet, Ill .........Chicago, Ill Murphy, Richard Thomas .............................................................. British XYest Indies One of our best technicians. Qaf, Irwin ...... ......................................,................................... ........ K n ox, Ind Industrious and conscientious Qaf Never has any time to loaf. O'Connell, Roach ................................................................. ......... C hicago, Ill The baby of our class. Oppenheim, Meyer .................................,...............,................... ...... C hicago, Ill Oppie has everything for sale, That is how he makes all his kale. Qrrendorf, Allan ....................................... ...... ......,...................................... C l iicago, Ill VVe hear 0rrendorf's voice often ring Wlith some wise and witty saying. Palestrant, Charles ,...... Everyone will surely grant That worry does not fag Palestrant. Pavlicek, Louis J ....,............,...............,..........,.....,.,................,. A would-be poet, And these lines show it. Paule, Harry ..................................................................................., As a wrestler our classmate Paule Has never suffered a fall? Chicago, Ill Chicago, Ill Chicago, Ill Pekonen, Louis ..... ................................................................... ....... C l iesholm, Minn In theory few are as good as he, And none are better. l'enn, Ernest Blanks ..............................,...............................c .............. S t. Cloud, Fla Talk and noise he considers nought But delves deeply in the realms of thought. Pike, George C .........,................................... ...,.... ........t.......,........... ...... This young lad Pike Makes things which all the Profs. like. P41110 1.98 ...Chicago, Ill A -1 C1922 U L- is 1:1 U Q Ehepentus Q Quant, Owen ..................................................... ....... ....... C h icago, Ill A quantity of quality Coupled with a pleasing personality. Rackwalsky, Philip ...................................................................................,.. Chicago, Ill Rack is one of our quiet, unassuming boys. Ramos, Aurelian ................................................................................ Philippine Islands Ramos from the Philippines hails And never misses on any details. Rea, Richard ....... ...................................................................... As a sideline to dentistry Rea dabbles in wireless telegraphy. Reid, Robert S ....... ...................................................................... Reid has no time to fool With anything but his dental tools. Recllich, Vlfilham ................,.,...............,...........,.......................... In skating he majors But studying he favors. Reynolds, Paul Leslie ................................................................... For advice we go to Daddy Reynolds, And this advisory position he proudly holds. Rossen, Eugene ........................................................................................... To cover such an amount of brains and be stable. V We wonder how such a small head is able ......Elg1l1, Ill ..Chicago, Ill .Chicago, Ill Elkhart, Ind Chicago, Ill Rottenberg, Isadore ..............,....................................................................... Chicago, Ill For the time being he is a druggist, But two years hence he will become a dentist. Ruttenberg, Samuel ......................,.................................................... ........ C hicago, Ill In support of the class, our friend Sam Is always ready to lend a helping hand. Rybacek, Clement F ........................................,......................................., Howells, Neb A willing supporter of all class activities, For dental subjects has a great proclivity. Sachs, Samuel ............,,.,................................,........,.,........................ ....... C hicago, Ill This well-read fellow Sachs Believes in assimilating worthy facts. Schneider, Morris .....................................................................,.................. Chicago, Ill It has well been decreed by fate That he serve for the class as council delegate. Schwartz, Harold ........................................................................................ Chicago, Ill A master of everything, A slave to nothing. Shart, Louis ................................................................................. ........ C hicago, Ill To be seen anywhere without his twin Wfould be considered by Sharf a religious sin. - N Shannon, Charles L1 .................................................................... ........ i Athens, W. Va The class' hardest worker, Always striving to do something better. Page 13 ma- 11922 if I Ehmentus- -0- 'ee Shapiro, Isadore H .,,,,..,.....,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,4,,, Always ready to do his bit For the class' benefit. ......chiCagO, Ill. Shippee, XV1ll1a1n E ...........................,,,,...,.,,,,,.,.,..,,,,,..,,,,.,,,...,...,,.,,,,,,, ,,..... X Visconsin In technical work a speed king, . No one can get ahead of him in a single thing. Shurr, Irving C ................,...................................................................... Kenilworth, Ill. Sure, Shurr is sure NVhen Dr. Zoethout says To be sure. ! Silhan, heorge A .......l................................................................ A shark in all technic, Studious and artistic. Slater, Bert ......................,,,.....,,,.,,,,,.,,.,.,..,,,,,....,,..,.,..,,,,,,,,..,,,,,.. One degree with Slater does not agree And now he is after a D. D. S. Degree. ...... Chicago, Ill. .............Seattle, XVash. Slavin, Irwin ...... ............................................................................. ...... C l iicago, Ill. A politician of note And can sway the class' vote. Slad, Geo. A ........ ............................................................... ...... C l iicago, Ill. Vlfithout being pretentious He is a student most conscientious. Smith, Ralph R ................................................................................. ..... i -Xshland, XVis. Ralph is one of our good looking boys. Soloman, Harry D ......................................................................... ...... C hicago, Ill. His aim in life is to become As wise as King Solomon. Solfronk, Gustav N .................................................................... ...... C hicago, Ill. He may be somewhat of a cake-eater But in his classes he's a world beater. Spickerman, Francis H. ........................................................ . Dentistry and radio Keep Spick on the go. Stark, Boyd Emerson .............................................,......... ....... This intelligent fellow, Stark, Is always as happy as a lark. Stern, Alfred H ........................................................... As a dancing demon He'll make a good dentist. Stratton, Harry ................................................................. Another of our boy geniuses Always ready with the right answers. ......Sandwich, Ill. Minneapolis, Minn. ....-.Chicago, Ill. ......Sandwich, Ill. Stryker, John R ............................................................................. Grand Rapids, Midi. Qne of the favorites of the class, He is coming to the front fast. Theson, Roy ....... .................................... . ......................... . In deportnient this chap Roy Is one of our goody-goody boys. Page 140 .......Quincy, Ill. -1 1922 -3- -ka tr H- '7f fDentus M Tilka, Michael A ..........,........,.....,.,,,...,,.,.,,,,,,,,...,.....,,..,,.,,.,..,...,,,, Mike is a man that will fight and light Even when hope seems out of sight. Toth, Julius ........... This combination is hard to realize But Toth possesses both brains and size. A chap that will win renown As soon as he becomes better known. Treacy, james .............. Turek, George M .....,,,..,,,..,,..,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,..,,,...,,,,,,,,,..,,.,,,,,,,,...., ,,,, ' We must not underestimate . The ability of Turek, our classmate. Van Note, Leroy .........,,,,...,...,..,....,.,,..,.............,,,.,..,,.,,.,.......,.... A youth with a mild temper, Also a staunch class supporter. Vanousek, Edwin H .... Qf all the fine fellows that we have met The finest among them all is Vanousek. East Chicago, Ill. East Chicago, Ill. .........Randall, Minn. --......Chicago, Ill. .....-Fertile, Iowa ......--Chicago, Ill. Wagne1', J. Arnold .......... ...... .......................................................... ......... S e l boy. S. D. Works early and works late With enthusiasm that does not abate. Wagner, Louis ,,,.........,,,........,..,.,,.,...,.,,...,,.....,,...,,.......,,....,,,,,,,.,,....... Los Angeles, Cal. Because of his handshaking ability He ought to be successful politically. Watson, Frank L ..........,,,,,,.............,..............,...,..,,,..........,................ Bloomington, Ill. A student stately and dignified. Warren, George B ...,.,.,.,,,,,.,,....,..,,,,,,,,.,..,..,,,,,,.,,..,,.,,..,.,,,.,,,............,,..... Americus, Ga. Business before pleasure is Warren's motto. Weissmiller, Merrill I .,,...,,,......,................,.......,.,.....,.,...,.......................... Chicago, Ill. Weiss' friendly, winning ways Have won a place in our hearts that will stay. Wenger, Francis E ................................................................................... Eureka, S. D. It's awfully hard to anger A good-natured fellow like Wenger. Westland, George .........,....,,......,.,,.........,.,............................................ Mayville, N. D. Each and every one must admit That VVestlancl will make the class' best dentist. Widnieyer, Elmer L .,,...,......................,,,.,,.,.............................................. Chicago, Ill. Believes in being seen and not heard. Wilmoth, Elmer L .... ...................................................................... Ever industrious VVilmoth Behind in his work will never be caught. -----...Mi1fO1-d, Ill, Page 141 -M-as -----flSl22--t-- l'agf4' 1-L Khepentus 'f' BOISTEROUSNESS AND COMMON SENSE There are a number of unprincipled students who deem it their prerogative to act exceedingly noisy, and disagreeable in the class rooms and laboratories. If they would confine themselves to harmless methods of expending their surplus energy all would be well. Unfortunately these students derive great pleasure by throwing erasers, chalk, apple cores, books, wet paper and other refuse at some sensible and thoughtful student who does not believe in acting like at clown and encroaching upon another's rights. One student has already sustained an injury as a result of the ruthless actions of a few ignorant roughnecks who appear to be entirely devoid of any moral principles. Fortunately, only a few of the class act this way. Most of the students are in school to get as much as they pay for. They have enough worries without resorting to vicious antics and idiotic practices. There has been some improve- ment recently, due to a reprimand and warning by the registrar. However, there is considerable room for improvement, and not until a few of the ringleaders are expelled can we hope for peace and harmony. S. SACHS. POOR SOUL The dentist is a man of thrift, His worries are but fewg Wfhile other's fortunes change and shift, He is always well to do. Though down the mouth he always looks, Planting therein gold foils, His mind is always on his books And the golden harvest he shall reap for his toils. L. I. PAvI.icl-LN. JUST A LINE I wanted an O. K. on my stepf' Started at nine-full of pep, I waited while fellows slipped ahead of the line, I was there when the waiters went out to dine I waited while some ahead were told why, W'hen Macpherson's turn came I thought I would die. Then I leaned on the desk that stands just before, Then I hung by my elbows until they were sore, Then I stood on both feet and impatiently swore, Then dear Daddy VVatt, whom we really adore, Rapped on his desk-just to say, 'Tis twelve, I must be on my wayf' BERT SL.-XTER, '24, 7 EE f Q85 .sa mu Ber7',1, ffwnpm QUE S 3 lfff ff 04 i.. 'Q if . 1, w 11114 .-.....,..,-.--..-. I A- 9 I HI pp Lf rj f mx - -Q 1 'fihellentns - Qs-1325 Anybody who happened to be within a square mile of the Great Northern Hotel on the night of December 16, 1921, will tell you that it was a howling success. Of course, each and every one of the two Roaring Portiesu Cas the N'Yawk pen-pusher might publish itil, who actively participated in the epochal entertainment will emphatically corroborate my statement as to the success of the affair. More than that, however, the harassed and sadly perplexed hotel man- ager, who feared at times that the four walls assigned to us could not possibly contain the reverberations of revelry therein-will tell you that my initial state- ment regarding the doings is quite appropriate, although at the same time not quiet appropriate. But why shouldn't we enjoy ourselves? Wfe went to the thing to have a good time and to put our Alma Mater before the public, for the time being, anyhowewe had it and we did itfin fact, if Gctavius Roy Cohen will permit me- a rattlin' good time was the one thing we had nothing else but. VVhat's that? The affair-where ?-why?fand by whom? Vfhy, to be sure, it is the Sophomore Smoker, given by the class of '24, about which I pen these lines. Surely, you must have heard-but, to elucidate. In the tirst place, all that T've said above stands as written. Each of the eighty participants at the ceremonial will hear me out, Fm sure. The elements were against us that night, but that mattered but little. Damp- enecl top coats, rain coats, ulsters and just coats have nothing to do with un- dampened ardor, anyhow. To those who lent financial aid to the affair but who feared to brave the elements that they might attend we extend heartfelt condo- lences. They'll never know just what they missed. To those who attended no congratulations are tendered. They need none. The early part of the evening was spent in getting together, in spasmodic attempts at song and in witnessing the thrilling details of Don juan Leavitt's dazzling tail spin from the piano stool. Then the affair got under way proper and with President Kesling of the closs ofliciating most ably the programme unfolded slowly in its surprisingly good entirety. Dr. Puterbaugh disseminated the smoke laden atmosphere with regrets from Dean Logan at his inability to be present and followed up with some choice remarks on his own behalf which convinced all present just how capable he was of so creditably discharging his duties as Proxy President of Chicago College of Dental Surgery. Dr. Mueller followed his good example, making it plain why he is so popular with the class and at the same time expressing his wish that the class might take the initiative in popularizing school yells and school songs among the student body. His suggestion was immediately acted upon, when the roof of the institution was for the hrst time elevated considerably at the urgent behest of jerry McLaughlin and his agile assistant, 'Slim Biedkaf' It was largely due to the vocal calistlienics and the ultra-nimble gymnasticulations of these two that the affair qualified as such a success, as I have already stated. At every lull in the festivities, at the termination of each speech, in the meantime, and in between times, these two animated inegaphones proceeded to put the ad in that adjective which most ap- propriately describes that degree of success which the Sophomore Smoker attained. lillgt' 1-H 1 11922- ' -fi. Following Dr. Mueller came Dr. McNeil with a brief, concise talk, which convinced us that he was one of us, not only on that night but on each and every night and day that should follow. About this time Dr. Kendall pussy-footed his way into the hall, trying to appear inconspicuous. His effort was so successful that we were finally able to convince the hotel management that it really was not necessary to turn in a riot call. Vlfhen the walls had ceased to palpitate from the softly whispered welcome to the Sophomore Class' Dad, he was able to author- ize the oratorical gem of the evening. Bouquets were not created for regular fellows fneither the verbal nor the botanical speciesj, so there is no need to commend the words he delivered. Suilice to say, that Dr, Kendall spoke and the audience listened attentively, to a man. The levity of the occasion was well attended to by brother Stark of the class. It is rather early in our collective career to prophesy as to the future, but we are forced to admit that as a story-teller Stark is bound to be a decidedly successful D. D. S. Not that he don't know his stuff, absolutely not! But, boy, he sure ap-peas-ed our anecdote receivers to a supersatured superlluity. Rudy of Frame's followed closely in his wake as a mirth provoker, while Dr. Suddarth of Freshman fame did more than his bit when he rendered one of james Vvhit- comb Riley's most touching selections. And then Dolly came Vyfest with her friend Claudie and their nimble- fingered ivory tinkler QHey, Rybacek, what was her name, anyhow?j Dolly had several good reasons for being there, the other most prominent of which were Louie VVagner, Don juan Leavitt and Lothario Toth. 'Twas really a shame that Dolly couldn't do her stuff as she might have been able to but Leavitt can't help it if she fell so hard for him and just could not concentrate on her task at hand. Of course, he did vamp her a little bit because Louie Wagner broke right down and admitted how much she liked him, and Don juan couldn't stand the competi- tion, especially when he had been her first choice. Toth won the Blonde Sirens approval, too, on the last Zap, as it were. Claudie breezed in on the gathering like a bolt from the blue, only to succumb to the hypnotic orbs of Red Schur, the fascinating Kenilworth Golf Links Chambermaid. Cf course, if there had been a previous arrangement, Schur, it was perfectly K. O., but you really shouldn't have deprived us of so much of Claudie's time, as there wasn't anyone there who would not have enjoyed seeing more of her. YVeyre not jealous of you either, Brown, as we can readily understand that it must have happened to you before, but we can't forgive Leavitt's duplicity, even if Dolly did. just because of that patent-leather hair cut and those Gold Coast Cheaters of yours, you monopolized the Follies' candidates present, or worse yet, you didn't even attempet to prevent their monopolizing you. Earnestly now, Classmate Leavitt, consider your fellow beings in the future where manly pulchritude, fastidious wearing apparel and Chesterlieldian behavior plays such an important part. XVe more prosaic individuals who have not been so wonderfully blessed by your intimate friend, Dame Fortune, often feel our deficiencies quite keenly and-but why humiliate ourselves further, fellows? Those he-vamps are llinty-hearted individuals at best and we're just wasting time pleading with one of them. After Dolly, Claudie and the other members of the Tintinabulating Trio had gone back East again we partook zealously of the palate tickling viands, inhaled Page 145 - si 2 2- fi U mfpentus U L- a few more Humps, sang a few more songs with Schwartz syncopating a splendid accompaniment and began to terminate a pleasant evening. A vote of thanks is due to the Smoker Committee, composed of Quant, Paule and Schneider, for the excellent program they arranged. XYe also appreciate the interest shown by all the members of the faculty who were present and whose presence had much to do in making the affair a successful one. It was shortly before midnight that we began to assimilate wearing apparel, say hearty farewells and depart, leaving behind us as relic of our enjoyment just-Ashes. A G. R. AICLAUGIILIN, 24. HEARD AND SEEN AT THE SOPHOMORE SMOKER A few of the boys who had imbibed not too wisely but too well of the cup that cheers were gathered in a ring, lustily singing a popular ditty. One of the participants suddenly yelled: Boys, what's the chemical formula? HCZH5 fOH'7 taken six times, was the prompt rejoinder by the convivial lads. President Kesling certainly presided over the festivities in good fashion. His introductory remarks were brilliant, witty and duly appropriate. Dr. Populorum won first prize by dancing with the vivacious Dolly Uiest, who did so much to enliven the evening. Oppenheim, or Opie, could not be persuaded to sing despite the entreaties of the boys. However, he has promised to sing at the next affair and is prac- ticing daily for the trying ordeal. Schneider couldn't resist the choice cigars handed out and tried to smoke one. Apparently it was too much for him, for he showed signs of malaise. and quit just in time to avert the catastrophe of calling an ambulance. Leavitt, as Polakoff's successor, made the most of the evening. He was found out in the lobby vainly trying to remove the imprint of a kiss on his noble brow that one of the fair entertainers had implanted there. lYho put her up to this nefarious act? Kid Hoatson entertained the boys with some witticisms and songs. Turek stood far above the crowd as a chorister when the bovs sang songs en masse with his high falsetto. He surely rid the Great Northern of a great many rodents that evening. .Rybacek looked like Chicago's Great XYest Side on a foggy night with all the foundry smoke stacks belchmg smoke in huge volumes. Page I-I6 L-Li ,M ..mm.JgqQ 0 -- wr mwpentns -Us Schwartz's manipulation of the ivories was nothing short of sensational and he did much to keep the boys keyed up to the danger mark on the lively spirit gauge. Quant's natural ability to manage was largely responsible for the success of the entertainment. He was ably assisted by Paule and Slavin. Redlich and Wenger thought the food was so good that they made them- selves conspicuous by eating all the portions of ice cream that were left over. I-Iere's hoping they were not mistaken in their thoughts. The boys before saying farewell to the Rose Room enriched their curio collection with a few stray salad forks, teaspoons and knives, bedecked their buttonholes with the flowers that decorated the place, tucked the napkins in their pockets for future use, and stole silently homeward. SACHS AND PAVLICEK. A DREAM QBefore Finalsj Pathology rolled on my tummy, Anatomy kneaded my ribs, Chemistry scratched both my eyes out, And I knew I'd be helpless without cribs. Bacteria oozed over my forehead, Physiology tickled my toes, Crown and Bridge was liendishly grinning, Wlhile Oirthodontia battered my nose. Then my notebooks rattled and chattered, All my skips twisted and turned, My cadaver was boss of the outfit, My ponies flared up and burned. I awoke from my dream, 'twas morning, My alarm clock pointed to eight, I hurried to class without breakfast- John had taken the roll-I was late. BERT SLATER, '24. Page 14.1 .. , 1 Q L , :ip- ,xi UUE 11118, P' MU 917110 S - 'Q ,A Q ul V ,VKX 4 hv,: 1fL' Wm up V ,47'ev 539 V . 54 , , f Q J- ' ,qt q 1-:,7':x, W y' . ' 7? ' ' ' f - ,X - ,g m f QV -ggi M4 . ' 1 'nf - f WW -If VN 'AWA Q -V h 'mg 4 ' , , A ,W-f ' A -V ,wk . 1 Q. I x ji, V, ,,,,., ,:'yf A Q x 3 , ,, J , 7 , -W if R s 1, gl f' lr win 1 M f 4' we i. ,.- ci' AE -33 1 'M in i 1 Q bf, A-fl-J are - 1 mwlllentns -4-T f '- ,,' ,f?5 s- jg T ' gg i! T 2 i. ' q sestiaiislisiiii ZZSJ lx - f 1 - if , 5 'SEP' 2If 1l l ll 2 Z i 'l ll' 1 ii I !. g ,R f'ff Z sill 2 il-i 5 , ? l 5 . ,s X , ' 2 .. l5'llffn-0 PATHQLQGY CLASS BEGINS AT Jzoo P.M.- ENDS AT-Q V LABORATORY REMINISCENCES In Doctor Hatton's Pathology class The boys all work with zeal VVith vain efforts to compass The subject which to them appeals. The mysteries of tissue diseases Neath microscope are manifold, And time and study alone eases Our weary minds of this load. L. I. PAVLICEK. Elbert Hubbard said some time ago: The best dentists are physiologistsf' No doubt this statement, if it has escaped the wary eye of Dr. Zoethout. will please him very much. Here in this saying also lies the reason why we should get our physiology, classmates. ' MYSTERIES How Dr. Kendall became so well informed on all subjects. How Dr. Hatton is able to fool us so often on unknown slides. VVhere Dr. Watts gets all his homely illustrations. . How Dr. Zoethout is able to say so much in so short a time. VVhy Dr. Jirka never loses his patience during a quiz. How MacPherson got his black eye. Whe1'e Cutler gets all the material for his daily write-ups. NVhy Mr. Estabrooks always walks into the lecture room when something is being said about alcohol. VVhy so many of us are always ready to join in the Anvil Chorus. How we escape being hurt during our daily riots in the amphitheatre. Page 149 -3- up :cy N Q! 'non' -- .Q-3, l . mwfllentu S HVVHAT NEXT I The month was bright Qctober and the year was l9ZO VVhen I landed at Chicago with the other green Freshmen. Ambition then was rampant and my heart was beating high, And I felt that I must surely win, or just as surely die. So I pursued my avocation, dodged the Soph's provocation, And wished the time would hurry up and pass more quickly by. But with earnest application and a fierce determination I managed to live through it all, in spite of Dudley's pie. II XVhen again it was October, in the year of l9Zl, Back again I came once more, as a Sohp on the run. Conceit it then was rampant, I passed the Freshmen by Wfith great satisfaction, looked the juniors in the eye, And I crammed for Dr. Hatton Qstill the memory of it sticksj, And I worked very earnestly without any kicks. But the year in turn will end, my way home I soon will wend, And in Junior heaven a year I shall spend. G. SoLFRoN1: CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS' PAIN TI-IEGRY When it pains, it doesn't hurt, When it pains, it should hurtg If it hurts, it's a pleasure. SQPHOMORE S-Starts the jam Of that wonderful class. Q-Is not for ought But for marks in I-Iatton's Pathology class. P-Is for pleasure That we derive from our work. I-I-Is for the hearts Aching for home. O-Is for the money we owe But which we did not blow. M-Stands for men Thatwe all are. Q-Stands for originality In our work. R-Means QAuD Revoir Not end, though of that wonderful class. G. SOLFRONK Page 150 1 1922 fi HS Qhepentus , Ml fp w A fm MOP I if N Lie 'lv -- on SX T mf I UL L -gy ' -X Vo ff 'fox 5 P E KD N :F y AHEAD I r X 9 i lt ll C.C.D.5 Y f yi I Iv' : lj K Zi? Som-4 Jqyygw Valli - a , f 'if' H-eff if 'B 1 sift 1 H Jf e Sl,,a'NT' ' Q ft f so It I I IHXR.-XDISIQ LOST He twined his l:l11U'CI'S in mv hair, 15 . And laid his hand across my wondering eyes I could not move, save in a narrow space Of his strong arms' embrace. Very gently and carefully he worked And I watched every move with caution, with care, Then suddenly upon a dainty instrument he gave a jerk, And love with part of my nervous system suffered distortion. L. IIAYLICICK. Dr. Hatton, while describing Anthrax, stated that chickens on farms ne immune. Some of the students wonder why on farms was added in explanation How about it, doctor? Is there more than one kind of a chicken, and if why immune ? Do you know my brother discovered the X-Rays. Is that so? Yesg he swallowed a ten-dollar bill, took an emetic and the X raised. limi' I I ff amassing tarp of a bupbumure Qctober -l-School reconvenes. Generol exodus of vacation-corralled shekels. 6-Continued deflation of lucre for textbooks, instruments, etc. 7 -Dudley opens tire with a nice line of fresh, beautifully cooked, rotten mackerel at too much per nn. 10-Stragglers begin to appear. 'Tis rumored that Polokoff and Evans are engaged in research work and will not be with us. l2--Lounge Lizards hold lirst meeting at Dreamland. A11 exceptionally large attendance was reported. ln-Instruments begin to eyince unmistakable signs of wanderlust. 17-'john appears with the too-evident air of ardently razzing the non- attendants. Z0-Duke Fitzhenry assumes the responsibilities of a vivid pea green shirt, much 21 to the sartorial chagrin of one Adolph Grindy. -Solfronk gets to class on time. The Asthmatic Septet begins oyerhauling their various Tonsils, preparatory to the Fall Concert Season. 23-Knospe goes to sleep on car, en route to C. C. D. S. Premature rejoicings by student body cut short at 4:30 p. in. when he arriyes in a Blue Taxi, chaperoned by a duet of John Laws. Zo-First siege of Intense Soup Strainer Cultivation takes lirm hold on the annual contestants. Stryker, Rossen and Guy L. Loiselle enter the held to striye for the rubber-tired shaving mug. 29-Last year's basketball ghost shimmies into the calcium sphere. Rumors of a Nov trans-continental tour run rife. ember l- Piper Heidsicku Club resumes activities. Vyfeismiller gets the presidency without a struggle. Westland, Orendorllf, Martin and XVidmeyer renew their aiiiliations promptly. Z-Alexander Sidney Lerner answers a question in Chemistry. -l-Some fifty vigorous candidates sign up for basketball. - J-Political steam rollers get into action. llfluch agitation in the ranks of both parties. 7-Goldberg gets his hair cut and naturally .lohn marks him absent, not recog- 8 O ll 15 nizing the stranger in the amphitheater. -llrady stays awake all during class! Spirited practice of basketball players and otherwise at Marshall High Gym. Mr. XVarner and Estabrooks attend tirst session. Karst does his stuff to perfection. -Election returns: Kessling, president: Slayin, vice-presidentg Yan Note. sec- retaryg Schneider, treasurerg Blair, sergeant-at-armsg Paylicek, editor: Sachs and linck, assistant editorsg McLaughlin, pep master, and Biedka, assistant pep master. -Shapiro arrives on time for class but with the wrong book. 17-Luczak shows why he is entitled to an in Physiology. IS-Two detectives from the I. A. C. visit the school looking for two dumb-bells Page which are missing from their gymnasium, and Blivice, Fraleigh and Rutten- berg, as a result, are absent for two days straight, dodging the gum-shoers. 152 an Q 4 t 1 -53 '- S Ttfpentms A 19-Quant, Paule and A. XVagner are appointed to act on the Sophomore Smoker Committee. - 23-Basketball artists again convene. Prospect is very promising for a bacon- garnering quintet. Z6-Those who didn't extend their Thanksgiving vacation returned for the half- day session. 29-Dr. Zoethout of The Amoeba Has No fame, convinces Oaf that he never should have left the woodpile to take up Dentistry. Several other former plow-jockeys are laid low by the super-caustic wit, to be sure. December l-Spickerman is seen smoking a cigarette, 3-Palestrant, temporarily insane, buys himself a package of smokes. 6-McPherson runs out of questions, shortening Dr. Mueller's lecture to half time. S-Hoatson and Grindy battle to a draw in the amphitheater. The lValrus out- weighed Allen blames considerably but 'twas a mean wrangle at that! 9-DeKoven breaks an arm-almost-while engaged in his favorite every-day sport, patting himself on the back. 12-Dr. Kendall lectures on Chemistry and Everyday Psychology. Even Gal- breath awakens to hearken to his talk. 14-O'Connell appears in a new Cake Eater's outfit and immediately Leland G. Meder comes back with a henna-hued vest. 16-A real pep session develops from the Soph Smoker, where Leavitt attains the degree of Bedroom Athlete. l9-Ramos treats the class to a highly descriptive talk on Calories, both large and small. Z0-Sam Goldstein has his ears set out, totally ruining a perfectly good marcel wave. 21-The amphitheater presents a decidedly Mardi Gras appearance, due to Oppen- heim's balloons. Mercury himself had nothing on our own Robert S. Reid, gracefully Houndering from chandelier to window sill, from window sill to chandelier, and back again in ardent pursuit of the gayly colored, Aurora Borealis-like inflated, elusive, rubber spheroids. 23-His rent being again due, Smith spends his first full day in school, from early morning till late at night, endeavoring to evade his shekel-snaring land- lady. 2-lfVacation begins for the aristocrats, while the bourgeois depart for a scant two weeks of tuition collecting. january -I--Pack to earth after two weeks in the clouds. 'XVorries for exams. are now in order for the ensuing three weeks. 5-Stearns buys a package of cigarettes. Fourteen of his creditors injured in the rush. 7-Dr. Borland entertained in the Anatomy Laboratory. Stiff formality was in order. 9-Orendorff blows in after a prolonged vacation and straightway resumes his Road-Apple-Rolling Contest with 'tLige P. Reynolds of the Elkhart-Gary Side-Door-Pullman Porters. Page 153 -J .0 t A L 4 P 3 551. . Cl ji r E Y u .'i n 5 A I ll? ri - Khellentuss - ll-Ananias Aristotle Sachs goes on a hunt for the Boa Constrictor of the Pharynx. Cp until a late hour Dr. Borland and the prosectors, despite their diligence, have been unable to locate the elusive, wiggly bit of anatomical apparatus for Mr. Sachs. lZaDon Juan Leavitt, the he vamp of the Sophomore Class, invades the realms of the second section during an Anatomy class and is tendered a warm welcome, being introduced to the cadavers at close range. He gracefully declined to impose on the good will of said 'Kwake causersf' however, by sharing their place of abode for the night. 1-laAn animated meeting of the Truth Seekers at McPherson's desk in the amphitheater is rudely interrupted by a well directed eraser, which originated in the immediate vicinity of Cow Chauffeur Cutler. 17-Community singing takes place in the amphitheater during an unexpected respite from the Gillette-like tongue of one Dr. Zoethout. Schwartz guides a mean pair of lunch hooks over the ivories, inspiring his classmates to vocal deeds of note. lS--Estabrook tells a story. Fraleigh laughs azzylzoicf. l9gDoctor Hatton announces that perhaps half the class will be excused either from Bacteriology, Pathology or both, examinations. Of course this caused many self-authorized statements from the best students in the class that they knew darn well they'd have to take them both. 20'-The ghost of the basketball spirit, which appeared so robust in the fall of the year, suffers a painless demise. lt was still just a theoretical embryo, too, and with so promising a future. Z3fMuch talk about the proposed Student Council. The sympathy of the class is extended to Slater and Boyd, both in the hospital. Z-l-Dudley has a nervous breakdown, caused directly by the fact that he for- got to overcharge a Freshman for his daily cup of Java. 23-The Battle of the Locker Room, refereed by Dave, is declared a draw. Saturated paper decorates the physiognomies of both forces alike. 'Stoo bad that a 1 o'clock class should prevent the making of history. Z6-Rough-Neck Day. Observed by each and every student at C. C. D. S. No collars were seen about the necks or the premises of the student body. 28-Dr. Hiatt finds a homely illustration in the shape of a post in the labora- tory, which proves his contention that anything which is true must be beautiful. 30-Exams begin. Bacteriology and Pathology for those who take it. 31-More exams. Now we know the signihcance of Dr. -lirka's, Are you ready? February 3dThe Semi-Annual Puzzle-Solving session is over. Slackers are forced. against their will, to remember that, Many are called but few are answered. 6-Mr. Bozo Brophy Knospe takes a nose dive-almost-into the cadaver domicile, at the earnest request of the second section. 7-Spickerman and Mclsaughlin are engaged by the Phillipsborn's Soup Synco- pators for the balance of the school year. 8-Dr, .lirka is astounded to observe several students actively engaged in the perpetration of pranks during his lecture hour. Strict criticism is the result. 9-Pekonen fails to answer a question. He yvasn't called on. ' ,- Pays 154 Q , + -s is 9 F129 entu S IO-In One Act: Freshman-Physiology Lab.-Frog-Bill Redlich. Redlich cops, Frog then hops, Losing Props, Frosh Flops. i 13-Dr. Hatton and Elitzik indulge in a brisk Dacteriological dialogue, proving that Elitzik is a good chemist. 1-l-One reason why there are rubbers on lead pencils: Murphy answers two questions, one correctly, the same day! 15-After several days more of ardent discussion, pro and con, an election is r held by the Student Council. Sophomores elected were: Penn, Schneider. ' Slavin and McLaughlin. 16'-The Progenitors of Flying Amphibians hold a well attended meeting in the Physiology Lab. Louie llfagner is an interested spectator and is made an honorary member. Smith, George, Turek and NVenger being on their feet I during the meeting, naturally the ground was pretty well covered. ' 18-dXVe learn that, beyond the shadow of a doubt, H. Schwartz and erudition are one and the same thing. VVe had long suspected it, anyhow. 20-Knospe is inadvertently partially disrobed in the amphitheater. Such is the lot of all future Cook County Courtiers. Z1-wRobert Reid quotes Cunningham's anatomy verbatim. C' ZZ-George Rirthington's lVashday. A brief respite from worry. Z4-Palestrant brings part of his own outfit down to Crown and Bridge. Z5-R. McElroy is pledged to the Pieper Hiedsick Club. Z7-Toth collects two subscriptions for TUE Dl4lNTOS and heads directly for the State and Lake. 28-Gaf has temporary Linguistic Inhibition when called on to recite by Dr. Hatton. Loiselle and Kokot also refuse to be quoted. March 1-Gefkowitz maintains strict silence throughout a lecture period. He was I asleep. ' 2-Robert Drury expounds at length on the economy of cooking food. This young man was formerly in the fertilizing business, it would seem. 3-Hoatson, Shippee and Gillogby take carekof a few shines during the day. These initiations sure do be original. 6- Frisco Stearns does a mad shutfle for the head of Daddy llfatts' line of C attendant crown and bridgers. He gets away with it again, too. S-Samuel Goldstein of unctuous oratorical fame signs up with the Toreador Extension Society for next summer. Sam will sell electric fans to Eskimos for the corporation. 9-Adolph Grindy is observed rotating a mean pelvic girdle to the accompani- 5 ment of some sonorous jazz music within the four walls of Dreamland. George Azygos Silhan also chaperoned a mean hosiery model to the same wrestling match. ll,-Arnstein finishes his payments on jack X Dinny's pool parlors. He plans to assume full responsibilities of active management on or about the week I after final examinations. 13-Julius Toth annexes the tatting championship, after having defeated a large number of most agile rivals. He immediately left for Rex Beach, the famous summer resort, to recuperate. Page 155 I- ts' -1 9 2 2 'gwiientmsf U lel- Fighting Bob Millar matches his sterling paperweight, Snore Chauffeurl' Meder, with Lenny Beonard. The men will contest for a bottle of Bril- liantine. 16-Solomon doles out another Hock of Annie Oakleys for the few in the class who have not yet seen A Puck on Leave. 17-Edward DeKoven announces his candidacy for Presidency of the Senior Class. 18-Cody does his Anatomical stuff for Dr. Borland and proves just how bright a light can radiate from a candle that's burned at both ends. 21- Judge Christolodides assumes the proprietorship of a new Celluloid collar. 22i Curly Leiner resents Dr. Jirka's familiarity, which breaks the latter all up. 24-Class picture is taken for Tina DEN'ros. Neil Gordon Desenis has his ears set out in honor of the occasion. 27-Dr. Platts learns from Biedka that insects have a head, abdomen and a tail. 2SfDr. Zoethout is informed that the sight of love is a psychic stimulation to the heart. Arnstein is accountable. 30-The Student Council gets out a petition to take the gun and the mask away from Dudley. Vociferous and numerous are the signers to the bill. April 1-fApril Fool's Dayj. The birthday of .lames Henry Fraleigh, ex-sod buster from Minnesota. 3-Karst informs Dr. Kendall that proteins are found in plants, animals and nuts. 5-Embryo big leaguers have a game of catch, and an argument. The law at the outer portals of the County Hospital tries to veto the horsehide tete-a-tete. 6-Kokot and Maurer stage a somnambulistic duet during Dr. Hatton's lecture. Maurer won by two snores. T 8-Dick Murphy gives a spirited live minutes' oration eulogizing the recently deceased Sinn Feiners. 10-Cutler, Slavin and Art seen laughing their way out of the State-Lake at 230 p. m. They went down to the loop on business. 12-Majority of vacancies in the class room today may be due partially to the opening of the American League baseball season. Incidentally, an astound- ing number of grandmothers do their annual demise today. 13-Animated projecting of projectiles, both benign and malignant, in the Amph. Who threw that last window-sill? 4 15-R. Smith blooms in a set of new spring rags. The answer is, why XVally Reid went broke. 18-Kreger and Bill Lowy pay a visit to their Alma Mater, a hock shop on XVest . Madison street. 19-Coughlin proves, by his recitation in Anatomy, why the Irish race runs the city hall of our own Chicago. Zia-Brown tells Dr. McNeill why cast clasps should not be polished on the inside. The instructor seemed to better the student, however, as the verbal ping pong terminated. Z4-Sackheim puts forth his every effort in convincing Dr. Hatton why he is entitled to an F in Pathology. 26-George Pike leaves for the Dental Convention in New York-almost. XVe wager that some of his work will be there some day, anyhow. l'c1gU 156 ii. ig .Q Q is 27-Solfronk wrecks his timepiece and consequently gets to school on time for two days straight. 28-Abramovitz loses tive pounds in one day. He visited a barber shop. 29-Prolonged agonizing wails from Dr. Mueller's operating class room. Proved to be Diamond and Enck exercising their larynxs with the latest popular song hit. May l- Nigger Cutler, eminent Bacteriologist, studies the cell from the inside at the Shakespeare avenue hoose-gow. 2-Dudley picks his all-American eating team. They are: S. Goldstein, main pork guzzlerg A. Lerner, most dexterous knife wielder, P. Rackwalsky, soup soloistg Stryker, utility Eskimo-pie-er. 4-Roy Theson is seen on Petticoat street, near the outskirts, zealously escort- ing a petite biscuit shooter of the frailer sex to the animal dance of the Filipino Doughnut Foundry. i 5- Smiling George VVestland prettily executed the tirst spring fly with some magic, chocolate brown liquid, which described a graceful parabolic curve be- tween his anterior teeth and the unsuspecting victim, tifteen feet away. 8-Stratton was seen at Jack G Dinny's. Some bird got trimmed bad in a game of billiards. 9-lVlcPherson ceases his daily questions and begins to worry about exams. ll'-The Student Council does big business. A dance is said to be pending. 13-Mike Tilka misses the last freight south and spends a night in town. He gets three long-distance calls from the fran next day inquiring about his absence. 16-Exams only a week away. Lemaster begins to feel the strain and buys a package of cigarettes. 17-Animated debate by Treacy and A. Vtfagner as to whether Sandy Hook was a Scotchman or a race horse. lS4Hand-shakers going strong as just a few days remain before exams. 20-Last yearly plaster throwing contest in the Crown and Bridge Lab. 22-Exams begin. Leavitt is worried stiff. 24-Schneider and Rossen, better known as Systole and Diastolef' get a job for the summer as track walkers on a sea-going yacht. 26-XVenger's stable of ponies cops several As He has much competition, however. 29-The year has passed, as most years haye a habit of doing. This diary is completed. G. R. lXICLAL'GHLlN, 'Z-t. Pflgt' fsizz rs CQ mlm M up QDQMUS EE ii HP 1flMHf1Hi ' il.. .1l..it.1.T., -1- i.. -.1 Q- . ,-l.i.. . -i- . i if-L1 , . i 1-il ... -i i- + .- ,, ' - .Y 1. 4- ., .- .,,., .l ....,. ,, . ... -l , -1- . - .? , i 3 H X i J 1 i I 1 I I . w 1 - , i..- , li.. -Q. 1 1 I 4 5 il 1 I I 4 4 1 i N , 1 I , QUILNQVN - Iytljfx' 1.75 Y Q if ,-.,.,W, . -....- N.,A .,..,.. . ...n,,..,..,,...,.- q 4 In UQ EE Geo id A rmwpentus Q iaumuruus Cltnlumn Edited by P0'Zfl'iC61?, Sachs and Mcloazzglziizz ' FOREVVQRD In such a publication as the Dentos there must be some section set aside for facetious frivolities. The following pages have been reserved for remarks of this nature. It is the earnest wish of the writer that none of said remarks shall in any way be construed as personal affronts to any of the principals involved. Funny things are bound to happen in each and every class, to each and every student. Some of these incidents are herein tabulated. Those which provoke a smile, dear reader, have accomplished their only purpose. A regular fellow can always stand a kidding and remember, He laughs best whose laugh lasts. Jonas Dr. Zoethout: VVhat will relieve fatigue? Oaf: Rigor 1nortis! - Dr. Kendall freferring to amino acidsj: Now, what do you call these acids ? ' Rossen: Animal acids. Dr. Hatton: Wfhat do you call the protein in milk ? Lerner: Beans! Dr. Hatton: VVhat do bacteria eat Fi' Cutler Con the sidep : Rosta bit. 'Silence is golden, observed a professor. A Yes, replied the wise sophomore, especially over the telephone. Dr. Kendall: VVhat do you get when meat is fried F Lovvy: Gravy Dr. Kendall: VVhere are proteins found in nature ? Karst: In plants, animals and nuts. Dr. Kendall: What is a tuber? Kesling: A plant bearing underground fruit. ljllgt' 157 '53 r P I I i', I 'D Q H- Misiza- AJ I? 'l il DLVNIBNRSS IS FATAL A sophomore copying during an examination not only copied the other f l low's work word for Word, but his name also. lf! Dr. Mueller: VVhat do you do at the second sitting of a dentalization Case ? Rothenberg: Collect your fee. Dr. Borland: Boys, make up your minds that after you graduate you xx ill Write something interesting that relates to your profession. Spickerman: Yes, We'll write plenty of bills. Dr. Hatton: I don't want to ask anyone that knows the answer to the question, so I'll ask Lernerf' Dr. Zoethout: Wliat is the shape of red blood corpuscles ? Gillogby: Dumbbell shaped. FLAPPER SUNG Delta kappa epsilon, Kappa gamma mug Pearl pins, gold pins, Pins enameled blueg Chi psi, beta phi, Alpha omega nu, Tea time, toddle time, Taxicabs for two. Mfg up ' A 'BSN Z 3 s 553 if XJ - e f tilwgais J , ee W sf af i f 1 iii QA -Ixlxgxivfgiglffilwvvfxf f flgdgjli We E?,Yjff ,-es,,,,,si,,'f3 , ,ibm i, nts, 4 K, Lv -f -' for f' If f i PPatrCtAssHitflxRitY ig 5 'lW Ptiga' 160 m f- -a as He- ff Tfwitentus Q l , EE lain :Facts 1. Herein are several given names and Christian names and such, You'll recognize their owners, why they don't amount to much. NVe'll go right through the alphabet and no one will be spared, So buck up, boys, prepare yourselves, your history's to be bared. Z. Abramovitz and Aggress come First among the A's,,' Then Anthony and Al Arnstein come forward in a daze. Hal Asher and lil Rubitz Art, the Microscopic twins, Are followed close by Arnold with his way which always wins. 3. The Busy B's', are ushered in by Slim Biedka, tall, 'While Birkett and blames Dana Blair, our Treasurer quite small, Come after Slim and bring with them Kids Blivice, Boyd and Brown. lack Bonar and Glen Bowyer then bring John C. Brady down. -l. A reel from Christie's Comedies with Judge George at the top, Then flickers 'fore the public gaze, we see Bill Cody Hop Because he was anointed with a brick by Glen Earl Clark. The plot was hatched by Coughlin, who at hatching is a shark, lYou see, Bill was hired in turn to cop this Cody's jane That she might marry Cutler, our soprano Bernard Duane. ,- D. D's guys, who now stroll into view, De Koven at their head, Are humble, softly spoken youths, as Brothers Diamond said, But Neil Gordon Desenis and Dillon don't agree, 'Cause Drury talks so long and loud to Dohner, Earl, C.? 6. Blitzik gets his work with Ds, all things are write with lfnck. To tell the truthf, says Fraleigh, one should never shoot a bltalenk Y Qui' rotund Victor Frame gives his answers with a smile, But Duke Fitzhenry has him beat in dress, about a mile. 7. Del Galbreath must, indeed, have sleep and Gefkowitz his say, VVhene'er he looks at Gillogby or any other way. Now Goldberg is a book worm, has his subjects on the mat, VVe might say as much of Sam Goldstein but must admit he's fat. So are Aloyisius Gordon, Adolph Grindy and some more, So we'll merely ask of Granath what the stately Rolfe is for? 8. Harnett Harr tit sounds excitingj, hangs his hat in far-od Wihitingg Allen Hoatson and Frank Hynous are good scouts, Ibbotson and Levi Johnson, I must rhyme 'em with XYisconsin, Anvhovv, they come from there or thereabouts. Page 161 P i F i 11 u': 1, I I 'I I G 'I - U -11922 it fr 0 f51211entus 0 Q -ew 9. Sam Karelitz always answers from an ever-ready trap, And we're glad Hal Kessling,s Prexy of the class, Lawrence Knospe is a demon with his notebook on his lap, While Ed Kokot sometimes makes a foxy pas ffaux 176155. 10. Daniel Kreger and Hen Kwarta sure can shake a wicked hoof, But from Don Juan Kid Leavitt they should hold themselves aloof, He's a demon with the ladies, both the Glutzes and O'Crradys, Like Lemaster, he's a VVhoopin' Wliiffenpoofl 11. Charles Lavin, with his eyebrow on the upper lip protruding, Curly Leiner with his tendency to step, Are not in it with our Lerner, who with knowledge fair exuding Makes Loiselle and Lowy yearn for such a rep. 12. Bob McElroy is good-natured when Malawsky bums his tools, joseph Martin will be sure they are restoredg Richard Murphy, no, not Irish, slings a wicked set of sprools, Leland Meder by the ladies is adored. 13. Irwin Oaf don't mix with Zoethout, Roach Q'Connell,s near the infant of the class, Meyer Oppenheim will sell you anything you chance to lose, Allan Qrendortivs as slick as polished glass, Charles Polestrant, soprano, and the wrestler, Harry Paule, are like Penn, a treat to some romantic lass. 14. Tony Pekonen is a student, knows his subjects one and ally Louis Pavlicek's a writer of reputeg Leslie Potts has but few worriesg George C. Pike will just enthrall Vtfith his latest piece of work-it sure's a beaut. 15. Owen Quant sure grabs the A's off, Phil Rackwalsky trails him closely: Relin Ramos, Filipino, sure can caryeg Richard Rea, from far-off Elgin, comes to school by wireless mostly, Robert Reid from surplus tissue ne'er will starve. 16. Younff Bill Redlich, cham iion skater, yaudeyillian imitator, b Is like Reynolds, free from care, and darn well trained, Peewee Rossen, our belater for his recent escalator, w'-1 I, r' A' ' f it 1 yottenberg has the wild cocci chained. 17. Samuel Ruttenberg's familiar with each bug and caterpillar Xlfhich Clem Rybacek has chauffered to its lair. Samuel Sachs knows pool and writing, and his Chem he ne'er is slightiiig: Morris Schneider does our finance burden bear. PW' 162 E 4922 -ai ..-..1iTiT- rr mwDent'ns 18. Louis Sharf is quite a scholar, Shannon's sterling as a dollar, I. Shapiro will advise each wayward youth, William Shippee, neat technician, is a shark of self-volition, George A. Silhan, also, does not need to spoof. 19. Is,Bert Slater, though quite quiet, erudite? We can't deny it, And Boss Slavin is V. P. of all the bunchg Gustave Solfronk is consistent, he, like Stark, is non-resistent To the tricks of Dental Science, we've a hunch. 20. Harry Solomon, promoter, is our Annie Oakley toter, And Spick Spickerman blames Sandwich for his birthg Shuffling Al is Stern's cognomen and his dancing is an omen 'Of success, both he and Stryker cause much mirth. 21. Harry Stratton, it seems, has a penchant for brains, And Roy Thesen from levity always refrainsg Maybe this is 'cause Tilka of serrated frown With Toth is the same, when there's no one arounfdj 22. Our blames Treacyis a scholar because of his choice, And L guard Turek has a silk-smooth voice VVhich compares with Van Note's almost rector-like walk, And our Arnold Vtfagner when Utoeing the chalk. 23. lf L. Handshaker Wagner and VVatson should leave, Francis VVenger and VVeismiller'd start in to grieve Unless Georgie Westland's all-wool smiles Should inveigle the truant's return to the files. , 24. Lionel 'lohn Widmeyer says little but lots, While VVilmoth massages the hospital cotsg And now come the names of those new to the class Wfho have transferred, whose presence we welcome, en masse. 25. First, Batsell, the newest, we hope you will stay, Then Hartford, who answers so quickly each day, Eddie Karst, who's a basketball wizard of note, And Bob Millar, 'tis Meder's fights he will promote. 26. King of Questions McPherson, a dignified bird, Not like Slad, who with L talk is often deterred, Harold Schwartz, brilliant student, is a bear on the sax g Dog House Schur and Ralph Smith with their locks of spun Hax. mg.. 31 Page 163 .3 2. rr.. -J s Twflentns 3 e 27. Near the last comes Friend Sackheim, with deep-sounding voice, And Vanoucek, who closes the list of the choiceg That's the end of the road, the last thread in the strand Qf my all-wool Soph pals, they're the best in the land. GERALD R. T-TCLAUGHLIN, 'Z4. S. O. S. NVliereyer soothing CU song is thick You'll find a certain Sandwich hick, And a bird that raises a vocal fuss, VVho answers the 'phone when they call for Gus. Besides Kid Ralph from Ashland, Wiis., Who hits all the notes that he doesn't missg Then last there's the voice like a worn-out bell Wliicli comes from calling the stops on the Lug These lads have adopted the yowling fad, They are Spickerman, Solfronk, Smith and Slad. JERRY. VVHEN DID THESE DUMBBELLS STROLL OUT QF THE GYM? XVe refuse to expose the identity of our fellow classmate who, while zealously endeavoring to please Dr. Borland in an Anatomy class, spent several anxious minutes trying to find the Boa Constrictor of the Pharnyx because, as Brother 505115 tells us, the guilty party rarely pulls such a faux pas, anyhow. And a good laugh was enjoyed by all when Kessling, after having fully explained the aim, object and purpose of the proposed Student Council to the Sophomore Class, having read the articles of agreement between the students and the faculty and having explained fully each and every detail of the proposition, was asked by our dusky friend Murphy, VVhat is the significance of all this ? Interment was made at Oakwood Cemetery. JERRY. A mighty clever fellow is Pekonen. Who sure can do a lot of reckoneng But in chemistry heis a shark, VVhy, to him it's just a lark, He can change lead into gold, by heck, he can. A serious-minded student named Sachs Once played poker with five other cracksg He cleaned up the game And won immortal fame By holding a hand of four jacks. PC1570 16-l at -was f H' mwpentro S A skater and scholar is Redlich, He's healthy and seldom falls sickg He loves wine, women and song, But the lad never goes wrong Although he loves liquor with a kick. Do you ever notice this young fellow Stratton Wlien he's all dressed up with his hat on And wears large shell-rimmed glasses- Watch him closelv when he passesg VVhy, he looks just like our own Dr. Hatton. This clean-cut chap named Quant Once said, I get whatever I want. I can go out in the rain, Pick up a swell Jane And take her out for a jauntf' A very husky fellow is Rybacekg He has large muscles, a large head and neck Wlaile a big steamer was sinking, In less than a twinkling - ! He rescued ninety-eight people from the wreck. I am told that this young man called Blair Is somewhat timid of the dentist's chairg Vtfhen the Doc said, Take a seat, I'm going to pull out ten teeth, Blair replied, Go ahead, I don't caref ! It is whispered that when Stark XVas out walking through the park, Saw something on the groundg Wfhat do you suppose he found? You're wrong! It was a piece of bark! This slim young child named Slavin Has hair that's as black as a raveng But alas and alack, If you blow on his back The poor boy immediately caves in. Don't you think that this boy called Asher Has a reputation of being a big masher? VV hen his girl rebuked him He lost all pep and vim, He didn't smash her but he sure did sass her. 161 aj Kheventus just gaze at this wild man called Cutler, His actions are just like a smugglerg He doesn't worry over examinations Because he has the right preparations, His ponies make him a good juggler. A popular fellow is McElroy, IfVith his chubby red face, like a boy, I-Ie's good natured and kind, It would be hard to find A chap that could furnish more joy. NVhy is it that Frame Always gets the blame VVhen the fellows raise h-l And run around pell mell? I think it's a darn right shame! SACHS. Our intrepid hero O'Connell held the sweet young thing in his arms and slowly pressed her to his manly breast. Darling, he murmured, in a voice vibrating with emotion, marry me and I will treat you just like an angel. To which the beauteous one replied archly: I believe you, Roach, when you say that I will be treated just like an angel. Nothing to eat and nothing to wear! Murphy: 'WVhat is that rumbling noise going on in the library? I am sure no one is there ! Oaf: History repeating itself, I guess. SAYS XVHICH? It was midnight on the ocean, not a street car was in sight, NVhen I strolled into a cigar store and matched me for a light. The man behind the counter was a woman old and grayg Her children were all orphans, at home her husband was away. VVe were confabbed with gobs of silence on the prices of white mice, Until midnight at ten-thirty when she said, Bad luck, it's nice, I must decorate that window just above the vacant lot, And climbed up into the basement where the ice was boiling hot. So I helped the clever bonehead, who had neither hands nor feet, While she walked around and gaily clapped my progressing retreat: Then I saw her to a taxi, let my sightless eyes implore Mister driver Qsent to chauff 'er hom-e, upon the second floorj, That he'd wreck his cab with safety and return that night at noon To drive me home across the lake where discord was in tune. JERRY. Pays 166 12 -A1922 -1 199 IL! '5h2llent+us Q LOQNY LIMERICKS There was a fellow named Lerner VVhat sat by a bunsen burnerg Flames ignited his gown, Made him jump like a clown, So he swallowed some water in a schooner. A genial young chap called Miller, Was a champion lady killerg VVhen to a restaurant he hiked And his sweetie ate what she likedg He exclaimed, Now I know how to fill her. A swarthy young chap dubbed Qppenheim, Whose singing was considered a crime, Tried to chant something at our smoker But his voice sotmded like a croakerg He has bells, but they certainly don't chime. 'J Page 167 Q - Q 2 :ss ljllgt' H IEQDQUTUS A gay young dance hound was Kreger, He chummed with a flapper named Leeger When she cried, 4'My Dapper Dan, You are such a lovely man! He replied, VVell, how about Meador? Handsome and brilliant was Wenger, Wfho loved a fair damsel from Bangor, XVhen she ditched him one night After a most awful fight Said, If I see her again I'll hang her. A sweet-faced young boy called Art Failed to write out his Anatomy chartg VVhen bawled out by the prosector And told to do better Ran down to Dudley's and ordered a tart. A fellow there was named Dohner, VVho sure did pull a bonerg Wlieii asked if his girl Had his brain in a whirl, Replied, I don't know. I'll phone her. A clever young lad named Pike W'as starting out on a hikeg Wfhen his dad said, My son, Don't have too much fun 5 He said, I'll do just as I like. A husky giant labeled Toth Always believed what he wroteg XVhen quizzed by a Prof. He started to laugh And said, Quit rocking the boat. There was a fellow named Schwartz XYhose head was as hard as quartz, When his friends one bright day Told him his sax, to play Replied, No! I'm all out of sortsf v H 1922 1. 2. 3. ... FHL FAMOUS INQUIRIES How many teeth has a lounge lizard? Are the Coldcoccus pathogenic? What is the signilicance of all this? 4. Are they called cocci because one has to look that way to see them inder the microscope? 5. VVho took my plaster bowl? 1,15- ellentns E 6. Wliat little shaver founded the Gillette Club with its members, D'ja let me take ? D'ja let me have ? D'ja let me see ? 'fD'ja let me borrow?,' and all the rest of its charter members? JERRY. MISTAKEN Eighth grader: My uncle is studying to be a dentist. Junior in high school: Uh, that's nothing! Harold is studying to be an MI. D. Eighth grader: M, D. ? VVhat's that, Mule Driver?' SALINE SAM There was a man from our town Who heaved a couple of sighs, And when he caressed his lacrimal The tear duct out of his eyes! JERRY. 100 BUCKS A CFASI-IIQNJ PLATE You may talk about Lord Chesterfield And Beau Brummel, who lived at the Ritz, But sartorial gems weren't known in those days Like those into which Dale I-Ienry Fitz! JERRY. VVHAT VVOULD HAPPEN IF- Stearns quit bumming cigarettes? And Cutler remained silent during a lecture period? And Leavitt got a haircut? And McLaughlin ceased cracking stale jokes? And Christodolides stopped parting his hair in the middle? And Widmeyei- started to make somenoise? And Art and Arnstein quit scrapping? And Galbraith remained awake during lecture? And Lerner gave a correct answer to a question? And Froleigh ceased to kid the profs? And O'Connell arrived at school on time? And Goldstein became thin? And Biedka stopped growing? And Paule quite throwing things? And Malawsky and Scharf separated? Page 169 -Gia ra R f -J Us tentus - Q H I D And Rossen started looking like a man? And Knospe got rid of his blooming red nose? I And Karelitz quit eating monkey nuts? c And Lowy grew a little? And Potts showed up occasionally? And Slavin started shaving? And Louie VVagner quit shaking his head and moving his hands while reciting? F And McPherson removed his mustache? 9 ANSIVER-The millennium will have arrived. VVhile Dr. Hatton was busily engaged in puncturing one of Mclilroyls veins and withdrawing some blood for experimental purposes, Slavin became , deathly pale and toppled over in a dead faint. After he was revived the kid if offered various profuse apologies for his spectacular collision with the Hoor. He pretended the heat and the crowd around the table caused him to take the count, However, Slavin, we know different. VVe have absolute proof that you fainted I on purpose so that you could obtain a few minutes' rest, relax your weary mus- I cles, dream of your best for vvorstl girl, and enjoy the gentle massages that 'I' the brave and courageous 'VVatson, McLaughlin and Wfenger administered in an effort to revive you. But, Slavin, what were you dreaming of when you kicked vigorously just before regaining consciousness? It was 5 p. m. The basement was filled with an obviously excited throng I' of students surging to and fro. Exclamations and ejaculations were Hying I through the air. Could it be possible! I don't believe it! IVhat is this world coming to l were but a few of the surprised cries of the boys. Here and there were groups of students gesticulating wildly with their hands, their eyes . wide open with confessed astonishment, their faces drawn and tense, indicating ' that something extraordinary had happened. I made my way with considerable difficulty into one of the excited groups and vainly sought to find out the cause of the intense and unusual furor and excitement. Finally, a sophomore glanced pityingly at me and in a scornful voice that showed considerable surprise, ex- I claimed: NVhy, haven't you heard the news? Alfred Cffriscol Stearns hasn't ' 'cadged' a cigarette all day nor has he uttered the words 'have you got,' 'let me have,' or 'gimme' all day long. I I was thunderstruck. I leaned against the lockers in order to prevent myself from keeling over from astonishment. Could I believe my ears? Im- possible! NVith a supreme effort I made my way to the door, opened it and ' inhaled a long draught of the crisp, cool air. This revived me sufficiently to allow me to pursue my way home, marveling at the miraculous change that had overtaken Stearns that day. iekxoxvnovs. C lillglt' 170 . lu l EH -1- ' Q K r G c . 0 E I ll I I ll I I I 5 . I -I 0 Ewventos 'J Awfully congenial lad is McLaughlin, And so is this wild boy called Coughlin, But our greasy Mexican Oppenheim And our little shrimp Sackheim A Don't compare with goggle-eyed Spickerman. Oppenheim: XVhat are your favorite cigarettes, Stearns Stearns: HO. P. B. fOther people's brands.j Ladies and Gentlemen: Step this way and see the wonder of the century- original Siamese twins, Malawsky and Scharf. They are absolutely insep- the arable. They are united together at three places-the anterior fontanelle, the posterior occipital protuberance and the third cervical vertebrae. They talk, eat, sleep, study and behave alike. If one should become separated from the other as a result of an injury or operation, both of them would die instantly. This is the sad part of their existence. Qtherwise they closely resemble human beings, although they belong to the phylum mollusca, class hydrozoa, order la bozo. C. C. D. S. Our dental course is awful punk- I like it. It gives us just a lot of bunk- I like it. It's quite impractical, I know, As Northwestern and Illinois can showg But it gives me time to think Q U and so I like it. AMPHITHEATER The amphitheater's I like it. ' run a verbal race- a noisy, place- A hundred tongues I like it. Profs can't with either threat or bribe Get noisy sophomores to subside, And so I loiter just to jibe- I like it. ZGETHOUT Zoethout gives off sarcastic sparks- I like him. I-Ie doesnlt give the best of marks- I like him. His humor often gets across- He's not the kind that's growing moss, And not to know him is a loss- I like him. Page 171 ef- 11922 W f 0 m?Dentns E-V -J. -P., in QUIZ A quiz just takes the joy from life I I like 'em. Q They signify scholastic strife- ' I like 'eni. P They fill my soul with gloomy fear- And make the outlook dark and drear I They show that people know I'm here- 5 I like 'em. y KENDALL I Kendall's lectures come at three- I like them. l Altho' he often quizzes me- I like them. I His questions sometimes are obscure, But still I get their drift, Ilm sureg He makes me dig up thoughts mature-- I like them. COLLEGE LIFE Q My college life is not select- ' I like it. My hnancial train is often wrecked- I like it. My technic's far from being sublime, Q The way I study is a crimeg But still I haye a jolly time- I like it. BERT SLATER el ACTIVE IXIEMBERS OF TI-IE ROYAL ORDER OF BENEDICTS L Michael A. riika I Charles MacPherson I. S. Shapiro .I Philip Boyd I Bert Slaten Julius Toth Elmer L. VVilmoth A. Miller A BEVY OF MISSES Miss-Occlude i Miss-Behave Miss-Erupt Miss-Fortune Miss-Fit Miss-Noiner 5 Miss-Took Miss-Chief Page 172 0 .. ' 1922 so WwIlentos we -3 -if 'Unite of the Stuhent The editor is supremely gratified at the generous response on the part of the boys to his request for suggestions that may result in improvements in the amphitheatre of the school. I-Ie also wishes to express his appreciation for the letters he has received asking for advice on various matters. Due to limited space, only a few are published. Dear Editor: i I find that the lack of apple cores, chalk, erasers, oranges, and various other missiles is seriously handicapping me in my efforts to prove that I am the crack shot of the class and can hit any fellow. I would suggest that the college make a special appropriation for me. I can obtain a choice lot of rotten vegetables very reasonably on South XVater street. Sincerely yours, Jerry McLaughlin. Dear Editor: I wish to protest against the vicious and unwarranted practice on the part of certain professors to call on me to recite. Out of 130 students to choose from, it is just my luck to be called on. Since I know the answer to every question, it is manifestly ridiculous to call on me. I desire to be left alone. Truly yours, Burt Slater. Dear Editor: At last I have become famous! I have developed a theory of tumor forma- tion that is incontrovertible. The old theories are all wrong. I find that by occluding with pieces of plaster in the prosthetics lab. I can form an indignant- no, I mean a benignant or benigh tumor on my head. Adenoma Epithelioma Smith. Dear Editor: Please try and have the school authorities supply me with a megaphone so that the boys can hear me better. No matter how much noise I make now, the less the fellows appreciate it. Very truly yours, Woozy Cutler. Page 173 I i 17- - I if tl I I I 1 'I il EE L' Ewpentus ff ff Dear Editor: I certainly hope you can prevail on the faculty to provide beds in the am- phitheatre so that I can take a nap during the lecture periods. I find it rather diflicult to sleep in the cramped seats. Yours for better service, Alvin Darling Gefkowitz. Dear Editor: Don't you, in all sincerity, believe that the college should supply me with a toupee to cover the bald spot in the center of my dome which serves as such a good bull's-eye for the sharpshooters in the class? Moreover, shreds of apples and oranges have an uncanny way of sticking to this bald spot whenever I am hit. Trusting that my request will meet with a prompt fulfillment, I remain, Alopecia Sarcolemma Grindelia. Dear Editor: I cannot understand why thc seats in the amphithcatrc should be so close. I have no room to stretch my weary legs. Perhaps you can use your infiuence and have the seats wider apart. Bones Beidka. Dear Editor: I am so happy I can scarcely control myself. The other day Dr. Hatton called on me and I answered his questions correctly. I don't know how it hap- pened, but, nevertheless, it is true. But what I am writing to you about is this: I should like to have the letter V abolished. I find that it tickles my uyula so that I cannot pronounce it correctly. I also wish that the knives in Dudley's weren't so sharp because I usually cut myself with them whenever I eat beans. Sarcoma Eczema Lerner. Originator of the walve and wentricule and plasmodium wiwax theory of tumor formation. Dear Editor: I had an argument with Pekonen the chemistry shark, the other day. I contend that H20 plus H201 H,03, which is a gas at ordinary temperature and has an odor that is only comparable to that delicious ethereal, soul-enveloping aroma that issues from Dudley's Hashery. Pekonen says that I am wrong and that H20 plus H30 forms lager beer. XYho is right? I?Nzyir1i2 PALMATIN SHANNoN. ReplyANeither. H20 plus H20 forms an unstable compound that rapidly breaks up, forming Epsom salts and Nuxated Iron. Dear Editor: I wish the faculty would provide me with a strait-jacket so that I will be unable to move my head while reciting. You see, I used to be an actor in a soft drink emporium. I used to juggle sodas, which caused me to become accus- tomed to nodding my head and moving my hands while talking. TURBINATE PIIARYNGEUS XYAGNER. Pagc 174 ' .Y ., I ,t Q WD e n t u S -I Dear Editor: I met a beautiful flapper at the track CDrea1nlandj last week. Unfortunately, I lost her name and address. Can't you use your supernatural powers and locate her for me? I can neither sleep, eat or study since I met her. Alfred Dizzy Stearns. Reply-You're right, Mr. Stearns, in the belief that I can answer any ques- tion propounded to me. By consulting the stars I find that your lost sweet- heart's name is Cynthia Brown and she lives at 3118 South State street, near Thirty-first. Dear Editor: Won't you please write my horoscope? I was born at midnight, July 18, 1902, and I believe that I possess more brains and intelligence than the average person. My features indicate that I was blessed with good looks when I was born. I also walk like a kangaroo, which very few persons can do, you must admit. Bucephalus Diogenes Leavitt. Reply-I consulted the stars, but I am sorry to state that I was unable to find your particular star. I am compelled to draw the inference that you were never born. Sorry. burial Grganiaatiuns ROYAL ORDER OF HANDSHAKERS Motto- Flattery is the essence of a passing grade. Colors-Pale yellow. President-Louis O,Rourke Vlfagner. A Vice President-Achilles Arganiemnon Birkett. Secretary and Treasurer-I. Ananias Rothenburg. Charter Members- Chink Arenstein, Caligula Solfronk, Ravenswood L. Slad, Luella Hynous. THE TRUTH SEEKERS Motto- A question a day keeps the doctor away. ColorsiPale nose-blue. President-Peggy O'Neill McPherson. Vice President-Plinny Amoeba Drury. Secretary and Treasurer- Red Hemoglobin Frame. Charter Members-Persimmon VVagner, Canaliculus L. Johnson, Aurelius Hannibal Wilrnotli, Aristotle Kreger, Demosthenes Karelitz, Mary Antony Goldberg. Page 175 EB ns. A- 33 Q me ientuse - PROGENITORS OF THE FLYING,XMITHBLANS Blotto-Hflop to n to further frog loconiothunf' Cohns-IHack and bhw. Preddenb-1. Fhngen Snnth Xhce Preddenb-Ihnfs Eye Turek. Secreuugfand THeasurerYfRqfFaberIQedhch. KInnir Ileavens-ffuberosnw' XX'engtr. l,nganicntu1n Brcnvn. gXdCUfHUH I,axiii,rXiitefhluyiiui fXrt,rXtelectasis lloywl THE SUUP SYNCOPATERS'9YNIHCATE Blotto-fWfaruso,lDe our guidef' Cokns-Pak noodk soup mnears Preddent-qklghison Iernen Vice President-Y. Odler Christodoles. Secrdary and Treamner-B.fXbbhng Shannon. Fellows in Yodeling-Accordiano Paule, D. Ont Duet Van Note, Fortissimo Agress, Soloderiferous Scharf, Uvula Sanford Enck, Pianissimo Harr. --s---- Gsll HICLAUGHLIN, FRESH FRCHl'THE STAHLES I do not snag the praises of that paiticular and naost useful species of the equonrfannh'yvhnjiisyvontto appear atthe tnne of exannnanons and ulnch garmbols most eruditely about the amphitheater and kindred scenes of medulla- testing, seeking wherein it may do the most good. Neiglz, neiglz. I merely wish to chronologicaHy'tabtdate die.SrintUlafhn7.SalHes of the Slable hfayhap ah have heard rnost of die fohouingy but n is in part atleasg ywmthy ofiepeuuon. To start the horse play then, I'll joekey' in with that new song hit, .Vo llfafter How H'lLllgl'lXr' a Home ls, ll Ca.11'f Ear' a Bit. The second verse is also quite well begun with, Two Horses Cain? Eat Two Bits. This verse is generally sting at close qzuuvers. Tliere is H1UCh,DJOTC to this tllatdl lfewered scuig,l3ut the rest ofitis sung justfor a xndl Itinight snrrnp considerableih feehng'aniong'cer- tain.races to contuiue the pace of the piece,so yve'H close with arniouncing that it reilzved supreme for a full season. The syncopated gallop, as it were, was writ- ten hirour oyvn Clty Ilallinlionor of the Blare Chlayorl. Tdie author of the piece passed over the bazvier as a true furfuunlinight be expected U1 IIe choked to death ulide eatnig a piece of horse uzeafin a high- classed niastuatory joint. 'The sectnni of beast bUFOlIllHd been niasncated qinte sufficiently and had started to lzoof its way down his epiglottis, when a fellow chnershouhxl'lVhoaf' The music we speak of is best rendered by that versatile artist, Eddie Cantor of the Saddle and Cycle Club. This lad has a keen, penetrating glance that fairly adfhers an unbeheven and a gihiof gab udnch can do jusnce Uolns dioughts on the spur of the nionient Ifs a Cinch that one has no kiek coninig ulien he be- gnis to zuhip the audience nina an appreciably agreeable franie of nihid. Bin. alas, here's a horse oft wie. Bly' fenaale assistant cornes troffhzg in yvidi a neyv Hue for dns aheady overburdened auunnography of an Equine Garagg and I naust stotmto halt'er before her Nongzufs a tvaggin. I cah nay assistant flak ever snice she sjnvke to nie of her ride to fanie on the zuheel of f0ITIHlC, JERRY. Page 176 EB 5922 is mail ents S ' JERRYS JINGLES Have you heard tell of our Guy Loiselle, An abbreviated beau, quite Brumnielle? Damsels say with a sigh, He's the fruit of my eye, He's the apple that niade Williaiii Tell l There was once a young Philip named Bo NCL VVho with questions was greatly annoyed, Till he opened his trap And put this on the niap, HxMl1C11 I speak, tell the woild I'll be hoid. Once when Adolph Avoirdupois Grind Was engaged looking out of the windy Hoatson near knocked hini cold- He jumped 'round, we are told, And the two pulled a beautiful shindy. From his notebook recites Sister Knospe, Wlith his red nose and intellect waspyg He oft makes a sad face Wlien he loses his place, And with nervousness fasts his hands clafw Qnce a student in Dentistry, Clark, Took a walk with a dame after darkg But her steady was there, Heaved a brick through the air, And now Glen 'neath the daisies niu Long and lean is this boyo Van Note, VVho is lacking a clerical coatg When he drinks of vin rouge It's like Judgment Day Blues, 5, Y DSP5 st park. It shows z'1z1'0ugIz like a slash on his throat. Hark, friend sophs, to the tale of Rackw Who would rather ride horse than play bal I-Ie'd come Russian' in Wild, just like Man o' Wa1 s child, And pretend he had drunk alcoholskil alsky lski fist 22- as Page 178 mwllentus -1- What would we do in this world of ours VVere it not for the dreams ahead? For thorns are mixed with the blooming flowers No matter which path we tread. And each of us has his golden goal Stretching far into the yearsg And ever we climb with a hopeful soul With alternate smiles and tears. 12122 K- -..- Khepgntus M FRESH X 'F X' l , uh- .J.,-Nw wx Xy .ur eh. 'j X v i' QQ X k 'N X NI my - XX al, K X yy Lf .X,K,.L :A if f ' X Tc L if ' K-fx: N X3 i ,wulv - af' 5 ' m!'1i'L7iQ 'q ? Q-5'3 -67:A1f'-A 'Qi M ' 'fi XS:-fag ' .,, 9 X! ' gym -A1-. wljq ' 0. 01, S' .Y in xx V 3:-i' 9'Q-1.- - XT: 'ig .-4:.i1 w 3.2 'ig X Pb X . x-5-,J:,f 'fv g!v io: y 5 J. -Q, + ,- ? ,K X ' X Ffa: . Q -IA N-' , , vii X9 RQ! imr' H -.Q r f KK -. 1 ,f , Y' AW If XX .73 ,A . -I f ' N ' f if i g '. J Q A-, -1 J 1' 11 f nk V 1, I n W jf 'X , 4. K AW I 'Z 'll 9 xv, Y Ad I J I 'ff 1 1 7x 1 Ldx.1 -, , Kiwi W QQ .B Z' .EBQA Page 779 E 11922 A I -sxrs-m,'i:f-x-, --- Pflgi' 150 ,. -1 i Q . F 5 . K l 5 5 E r 1 2 . i I i L C I 1 f i 1- i I i v A r 3 F f r 1 5 I I I i 3 i 1 r r x r F i I 5 2 2 f I 5 -- '...x.l Uh fi Ientms I. MJ-fel meg VICE PRES. D. G.Smi'i'h SECRETARY A.W. Kelhxer Assn eo. memos G.M.Quirm ASSE ED. DENTOS 1 S.G.Mclrx'!osh Bus. msn. 1 'Q' A.C.'Rqa.rx TREASURER J. O.Flood CLASS ED. DENTOS IM E.BuZer CARTOON! T FRESI-IMAN ADMINISTRATION AND ASSOCIATE DENTOS STAFF ICF, Page 181 r' fgwfllentos Akers, Theron, Xi Psi Phi. Theron is a product of the south side. He pos- sesses a joyful disposition and a hearty laugh. Alger, Ralph, Psi Omega. One of Gary's few white men. A big fellow with a big heart. Anderson, Elmer L. Our infant prodigy. Will return to Tron Mountain, Mich., and tell them all about the bright lights of the big city. Aubrey, Donald C. Red lives in Maywood. His favorite pastime is hunting golfs. Bamber, Thomas G. Tom is a second Eddie Collins. He slings a mean pen on an English exam. He is a Chicago boy. Pledged Psi Omega. Bell, George E. Belgium is known by his cute little red mustache and his friendly manner. His idea of heayen is Heuyelton, N. Y. Pledged Delta Sigma Delta. Bette, 'loseph M. His father wanted him to be a rabbi, but he preferred dentistry. He is a married man from Michigan. Borg, Alfred L. One of the daddies of the class. He believes silence is golden. He hails from the north side. Brager, XValdo G. Expects to be Mt. Horeb, Vtfisconsinls other dentist some day. Bratt, Leonard A. Bratt is quite a fellow, a likable lad, standing high in his classes. Buffalo, Minn., is his home. Buckley, Harold VV. The mystery man of the class. A great pal of Buky's. His home is in the city. Buky, Oscar. Oscar affords us more laughs than any six men in the class. Things are always coming his way. Another Chicago boy. Bushey, Albert Al is ambitious but modest. He comes to us from Val- paraiso, Ind. Pledged Delta Sigma Delta. Buyer, lfVarren E. Class cartoonist and artist. His favorite hobby is Rus- sian boots. A Chicago boy. Pledged Delta Sigma Delta. Carlson, Elmer E. Elmer is known by his beaming face and his scholastic ability. His home is in Chisholm, Minn. Claflin, Roland S. A very industrious, popular lad. A member of student council. His home is Mondovi, XVis. Pledged Delta Sigma Delta. Cumback, Oliver S. A well liked, jolly lad from Hinsdale, Ill. Davis, John M. Small and quiet. He lives in Oak Park. Pledged Delta Sigma Delta., Delbridge, Howard N. Class Apollo and champion fusser. Native of Kau- kauna, VVis. Psi Omega. Dcrome, Lester L. He thinks a lot and says little. His home is in the city. Dietz, Reuben H., Psi Omega. Rube is our sergeant-at-arms, and has his headquarters at Dreamland. His home is in Mapleton. Minn. Ellison, Edwin G. Atlas is a husky lad, an expert dissector and a mighty good fellow. Comes from Ashland, XVis. Pledged Delta Sigma Delta. Fanning, Earl G. Slim,' is always in for a good time and always ready to mix it with anybody. Home is in Sandwich, Ill. Fceney, Myron R. Skeezix is full of Irish wit. Favorite pastime razzing Ferdinand and his clansmen. Product of Joliet. Ferdinand, Louis A. Ferd thinks hc is Al Iolson, but we think different. Chicago boy. Pledged Alpha Zeta Gamma. Pdgr' 182 Fhepentus Fetridge, Mathew H. Matt is a dash man of consiedrable ability. He has made many friends in the class. Chicago boy. Flood, blames O., Delta Sigma Delta. Class editor of the Dentos. He is a repository for many jokes, which he springs on us at will. Home is in La- porte, Ind, Fung, James. Jim is well liked by all in the class. He came all the way from British Guiana. Gillman, Joseph M. Thinks the toddle is the name of a bird. Favorite pastime, eating sunflower seeds. Lives in the city. Gordon, Benjamin. Gordon is known for his characteristic giggle. He uses fertiliger on his hair. Garyite. Pledged Alpha Zeta Gamma. Glucker, Henry. Tall and quiet. He sure knows his oil. Favorite expres- sion is f'VVhere is the other clavicle ? His home is in Holland, Mich. Gregorson, Orrin A., Delta Sigma Delta. XVhat is so sweet as slumber? Greg is an excellent fellow to know. Hails from Stoughton, XYis. Griffy, Byrl. He is a native son of Fgypt, Ill., and a pal of Old Man Jones. Gutwirth, Sam IV. Sam convinces us that Darwin was right. He is a Chicagoan. Haller, Jos. Jr. Cicero should be proud of this young man, as he is making a splendid record. Harling, Charles XV., Psi Omega. He is that small. quiet pharmacist from Detroit. A great pal and helper when you know him. Hayden, Hugh C. Youngest member of the Hayden boys. A likeable sort of fellow. Lives in Lowell, Ind. Levin, Carl S. A snappy little fellow that knows his stuff completely. Pledged Alpha Zeta Gamma. Levitt, David. Dave shakes a mean hoof and a nasty pen. Pledged Alpha Zeta Gamma. Lind, Arthur F. Delta Sigma Delta. Stands well in the classes and also with the fellows. Lives on the north side. Linkus, Joseph. Vlfe have never yet understood what he has been trying to say, and so we cannot tell you much about him. Long, Merle F. Long works hard for everything he gets and is deserving of a lot of credit. Lyman, Edward S. One is seldom in doubt as to whether he is around or not. Lives in Chicago. Groetzinger, Robert F. Chink is the class cut-up. Ask Mrs. Hoffman or Lyman. Hails from Chilton, VVis. Pledged Xi Psi Phi. Hayden, L. Burdette. He is a cousin to Hugh, but they are friends in spite of the fact. Hayden is noted for his sunny disposition. Also lives in Lowell. Hefty, Henry L., Delta Sigma Delta. Hank is the class duke. He has won a great many friends. His home is in Monroe, Wfis. Helmey, Isaac M. Ike is our vice-president and a member of the student council. He has a high batting average in his classes. Comes from Sioux Falls, S. D. Pledged Psi Omega. Highgate, Arthur G. Delta Sigma Delta. Art is a fine fellow. He is a good student. Hill, Ivan S., Xi Psi Phi. Ive is a congenial, good sort of a fellow. His home is in the city. Page 183 Q C1922 f HH is Pwpentns Q A Heurlin, Robert J. He is best known as The Banker. He is a good stu- dent, although he makes a lot of noise. Bob is another Chicago product. Isenson, Sam M. Checkers'l is busy driving his taxi when he is not absorb- ing dental knowledge. Pledged Alpha Zeta Gamma. Jacobson, Emanuel E. jake is a very quiet fellow. He is generally able to answer any question from the instructors. He lives in Chicago. jones, Robert G. Bobby hails from some part of Little Egypt. TVe all think a lot of him. janian, Ha-ig, Haji. They must have been very low on names when they tagged this fellow. He is a nice appearing chap. Lives in the city. Kellner, Arthur W., Delta Sigma Delta. Art is a prosthetic shark and a dandy good scout. He is also on the Dentos staff. Kessler, Waltei' B. Kess is that fellow withl the rosy cheeks and the sunny smile. Comes from Fairbury, Ill. Pledged Psi Omega. Ketchum, Leon E. Delta Sigma Delta. Ketch is an all-around good fel- low. His home is out in Vtfaukegan. Kimball, Charles VV. Chuck is one of the class heartbreakers. He lives in the festive town of Stryker, Ohio. Krasnowsky, Benjamin M. Ben comes to us from Armour Institute. He is a quiet lad. He has his home in the city. Landis, Gerald T., Delta Sigma Delta. judge is famous for his big nose and his hearty laugh. He is a jolly good fellow to know. Le Blanc, David H. Dave has a droll, witty line that is good to listen to. He is a Yellow driver, and has made his home on the south side. Lefebure, Leo Xi Psi Phi. Frenchyy' is our only Canuck He is making a good record in his classes. Newman, Isadore. Isy is a plain, democratic fellow with a strong back and a weak mind. He lives in the city. Nosek, Otto Stars all shine somewhere, and so he shines in biology. Chi- cago is his home. O'Malley, Vincent D. Rex is conspicuous by his absence. Vllhen he is around he does real well. He is another city boy. Pack, Lambert A., Psi Omega. A willingness to help others has already characterized him as a good sport and a friend. Peters, George A. If hot air was wind he would be a cyclone. Nevertheless, it is all good-natured fun. Peters lives in Maywood. Peterson, Harry. Pete is a keen sport, good companion and friend. Pledged Delta Sigma Delta. Petty, Russell. His head is made of the timber of wisdom, and a better class- mate we could not iind. Petty comes from Ogden, Utah. Pledged Psi Omega. Pittman, Ralph, Psi Omega. It was only a good morning as he passed along the way, but it spread the morning glory over the liyelong day. Pitt's home is in Eldorado, Ark. Poupa, Henry. Henry does not go around hunting up friends and society any more than he goes around hunting up trouble. He is a Chicago lad. Quinn,.George M. A jolly good fellow with ready wit. Full of the dickens and good intentions-that's George. Pledged Xi Psi Phi. Page 184 f f -55 el PWD e n to s Quinn, John. John is a Phi Beta Phi. A fine fellow ,who joined us at a rather late date. His home is in Keesville, N. Y. Reif, Louis F. 'Skipper Reif gently guides the boys through dissection until he hits a nerve that branches. Pledged Alpha Zeta Gamma. Rice, Raymond L., Xi Psi Phi. Nick is the smalest Freshman, but he has a mighty large heart. He comes from Laporte, Ind. Ringsdorf, VVarren M. Marshall heads the list of nice fellows, and oh, how he can swear! Pledged Delta Sigma Delta. Comes from Muskogee, Okla. Rodda, Melvin T. Very serious in his work, but ready at any time for fun. He lives in Oak Park. Rosenburg, Isadore. A conservative and persevering fellow is he. His home is in Bloomington, Ill. Ross, Chester Chester is a born violinist, and hopes some day to play before the king. He lives in the city. Rushing, Shade P., Delta Sigma Delta. He is from Arkansas. His happy, original smile and his winning, magnetic manner never failed to make him friends. Ryan, Alphonse, Psi Omega. 4'Paddy is a star of the first magnitude and a 100 per cent good fellow. He comes from Kewanee, Ill. Rybstat, Edward L., Longpockets. He is as good as he is tall. He is a native of Chicago. Pledged Xi Psi Phi . Sarnat, Jacob H. Jake is well known as the Chicago ice skater. Schmidt, Theodore W. Better known as the Sheik of Logan Square. Schwartz, Jack makes his living by his wind. He is one of the best cornet players that this city has produced. Schwartz, Max I. Can you imagine Max playing poker? His home is in Chicago. Slakis, Lawrence P. 'fLawrie is quiet, but a pleasant companion. He hails from Chi. Smith, Dudley G. The profs are all asking if Peoria has any more like him. Sobecki, Clement T. Comes to us from Notre Dame, and is all you can want. He lives in South Bend, Ind. Solt, Guy L. Guy has a very pleasant disposition and makes a jolly good fellow. He hails from San Pierre, Ind. Pledged Delta Sigma Delta. Solle, Stewart O., Delta Sigma Delta. One of those big, good-natured fel- lows from Rockford, Ill. Spenser, Raymond T. Ray's one ambition is to go back to VVolcott, Ind., as a dentist. Pledged Xi Psi Phi. Stein, David. When seeking information seek Dave. A Chicago boy through and through. Stefanoff, Boni. Boni is a great pal of Peters. Lives in Chicago. Svoboda, Ben Swabba wears Arrow collars and ice cream suits. Ben is the pride and joy of Oak Park, Ill. Szersgen, Joseph C. Good goods come in small packages. That's joe's motto. Resides in Chicago. Tallant, George C. Bobby knows when he is right, but will not fail to admit when he is wrong. Psi Omega. Lives in Chicago. Tarnowski, Edw. A. Eddy is looking forward to the day when he can tell Duluth all about dentistry. 6 2 b . b Page 185 -fi 'Ave' vi flume A -A fe meflentus ee- Tate, VValla. Class president and Daddyf' Wlally is the finest man you ever met. Comes from Chicago. Pledged Psi Omega. Thordsen, Arthur. Art's favorite pastime is drinking aqua regiaf' Thorne, Alfred E. A good student and an industrious worker. Trangmar, Frank M. Frank is one of the best liked men in the class. Treik, VValter Psi Omega. Vyfalter will be one of the best dentists in Eureka, S. D., in a short while. Cnseitig, John A. Folks say that as a dentist John will make a good plumber. A Chicago product. Visoky, Robert H. Bob is always ready to help. A friend to all. Lives in Chicago. Valz, Lawrence H., Xi Psi Phi. A good scout, one of Chicago's best. VValden, XN'illiam D. Came all the way from Ontario, Canada, to study dentistry. Wfalker, Myers E., Delta Sigma Delta. He has a good eye for business task Spencerb. A Chicago boy. Wa1'czak, Frank J., Psi Omega. Frank is the best man we have from Minto, N. D. Vffarshaw, Jack S. .Tack is a good sportsman, and will take a chance on anything. Pledged Alpha Zeta Gamma. Chicago lad. Weber, VVayne H. The pride and joy of Atlanta, Ill. Pledged Psi Omega. Wlhite, Thurlow A., Xi Psi Phi. Thurlow is a real man from Moose- jaw, Sask. VVidmeyer, David. David is full of fun and always ready to let it out. Yager, Francis M., Delta Sigma Deltat. Frank is on the Dentos staff and is an ardent worker. Zablotney, Arthur XV. A product of Harrison High, Chicago, Ill. Zimmerman, Henry P. Henry is one of the south side steppers of Chicago. A good fellow from head to foot. Pledged Xi Psi Phi. Macpherson, Cecil A. Mac won our admiration and friendship right from the start. He lives in Chicago. Manussovich, Moses. You never hear Nose sounding off unless he is called upon. Chicago is his home. Marshack, Sam. Sam afforded us a lot of fun in dissecting. He is a good fellow and lives in the city. A McGahey, Lester E. Les comes from Zion City. He wears a mean little mustache and a pleasing smile. Pledged Xi Psi Phi. Mclntosh, Stuart G. Mack has had some job as Class Business Manager, but he got away good with the task. Pledged Psi Omega. McKell, Lenard F.. This fellow comes all the way from Spanish Fork, Utah. Lenard is a pleasant, hard working student. Michener, Howard I. Howard is an excellent fellow and a good mixer. He lives in the city. Pledged Psi Omega. Minich, Charles Chuck always has a smile on his big shining face for everyone. He is another Chicago lad. Mishler, james M. Red is one of our numerous Badgers. He comes from Carroll College. ' Montgomery, Earl. Monty,' is a mighty fine fellow, and he sure does love an argument. Oakland City, Ind., is his home. Pledged Xi Psi Phi. Page 186 W -F1922 f512Dent.us L- -1 Moran, James T. Moran is of the lighting Irish. He is a line fellow and a good student. He lives in the city. Pledged Xi Psi Phi. Moroney, Emmett R. Emmett started at Northwestern, but thought that C. C. D. S. would be the best. VVe are glad he joined us. Pledgcd Xi Psi Phi. Mower, Donald C., Psi Omega. Don is a real prince of a fellow to know. He is also a good student. Black River Falls produced this chap. Mutter, Fred H. Babe is the kid of the class. He is a good little mixer and gets by good. Wfisconsin gave this lad to dentistry. r Myers, Harry E., Psi Omega. Pop taught school, joined the army and ' acquired a wife before he decided to take up dentistry. Stewardson, Ill., is Pop'-s home. Myers, .lohn S., Psi Omega. John is a quiet, pleasant fellow. He hails from Geneseo, Ill. F I PROTECTION AND FREE TRADE i vi - of-V C i Page 187 C :S me sf- H1922 ffwpentusefe ff what Qilass nt '25 It is often said by many learned people that a class so young as ours has no history. In order that these skeptical ones may be enlightened, I will state that we most certainly do have a history. The definition of history, as I remember it, is A record of the progress of mankind. This being true, there remains only to prove that we are mankind and that we have progressed. The first fact will have to be accepted as so and the second one is proven by many things. The midyear grades, with a few exceptions, were of a very high average and these alone show rapid strides of progress. The class as a whole has taken very well to the practical work offered in the freshman year, and the result is that a line collection of teclmic pieces were turned out in the laboratories. This again demonstrates our progress for last October we scarcely knew a plate from a lingual bar. The membership of our class is composed of the most heterogeneous group of men that could be assembled in such a cause as ours. The New England states, as well as the western states, have contributed to the enrollment. The sunny south and the far north have also their sons and the immediate vicinity is also very well represented. The varied location of our native sod is only a minor difference when the vastly different personalities are considered. This grand mixture works for the betterment of our class, for we tend to hold a check on each other and our differences of opinion help to broaden our views. Forgetting these differ- ences, we all have one thing in common, and that is an intense desire to become skillful dental surgeons and to be able to do the profession, as well as ourselves, credit in our service to humanity. The organization of our class was accomplished shortly after school started. The honor and burden of the presidency fell upon the broad shoulders of XValla Tate. This distinguished gentleman has carried his cross well and he has acquired the friendship of the entire student body. Isaac Helmey was the choice for vice- president, while Dudley Smith and George Quinn were elected secretary and treasurer, respectively. Later in the year, when the student council idea was presented to us, we approved of the plan and elected Rolan Clalin, Frank Yager, Isaac Helmey and -lack Schwartz as our representatives to the body. From. the very beginning of the yeai our class has been the recipient of corn- pliments and congratulations as to the apparent high caliber of our enrollment. VVe have heard these things from the lecture pit, from speakers at the various fraternity smokers and, in fact, from all sides, and it is my sincere hope that we will never discredit this high appraisal, but that we may continue in good repute and eventually carve our names in the hall of dental fame in such a striking manner that we will become known as f'That Class of 'Z5, rather that The Class of 'zsfi J. o. F. Pllgt' 188 ,if mw? 91e'r1t.US gm wg - CARDIAC STIMULANTS Pagc 189 KWQQ f ff Q Fhepentus Dr. Kendall: How is heat divided? Myers: Hot and cold heat. Landis: The Coccyx lies between the ribs. Class: Give him an A. Dr. Vogt: Tell us all you know about the Ossa Inominata. Gregerson: It has an Acetabulum and an Obturator foramen. Mr. Estabrook: What's all the noise up in the dissecting room? Dr. Borland: Oh, just the Freshmen rolling the bones. Ferdinand: Who is the blonde? Kamin: Oh, that's the reason. Ferdinand: The reason for what? Kamin: For my sleeping in class. Can anyone imagine Coyote Helmy not talking about France or the Sioux Falls dental laboratory? Old Sud is a merry .ole soul, A merry ole soul is heg He shows us dope Through a microscope, But little of itls plain to see. When lips are cherry red And eyes are blue, Visions of loveliness I think, Don't you? When eyes are cherry red And lips are blue, Dago red and moonshine, I think, Don't you? Sixty men in a Prosthetic Lab Yo ho, and one set of dies. Pitman Qdescribing the girls at Dreamlandj: You know the kind-good- lookin but dumb. A doctor in a nearby school has placed an eye lotion on the market. He recently received the following testimonial: Dear Doctor: Before taking your marvelous eye remedy I could hardly see. Now I can clearly see my finish. Page 190 FH as -A1922 142 WD e ntu s L 'J Twas the night before pay day, when all through my jeans I searched in vain for the price of some beans. Not a quarter was stirring, not even a jitg The sale was off duty, milled edges had quit. Forward, roll forward, oh Time, in thy flight, Make it tomorrow just for tonight. Dr. Kendall: Ketcham, will you tell me what the symbol is for phosphorus? Ketcham: The symbol for phosphorus is-is-daggone it, I've got it in ny mouth, but l can't spit it out. It is generally believed that more attention will be paid to organic chemistry than inorganic, since it has been learned that this subject deals with alcohol and its distillation. OUR SENTIMENTS After a few months in his exalted temple of dental learning and knowledge the mind of the struggling Freshman is apt to wander. Vtfhen he was chaperoned around the college building and introduced to the various subjects that he would toil an dsweat over during the next year of his life, he was filled with an intense desire to drop it all and take the next train for home. However, after a month of deliberating over the Phyla of Biology, the elements of Chemistry, and the bones of Anatomy, the general view has changed from one of dread to one of enthusiasm. Many have become filled with an intense desire to learn and know. As the weeks passed closer relations were brought about among the fellows of the class. The daily happening, humorous or otherwise, have tended to bring about friendships that will last throughout life. The helping hand of the upper classmen has been appreciated by all. Hitherto the upper classmen had appeared to be a group whose sole object was to lord over and harass the Freshmen. But the helping hand extended by the upper classmen has done much to dispel this feeling.. Thanks to the Faculty, the upper classmen, and each other, we are be- ginning to learn. We begin to realize that the profession we have chosen is an exact profession, one which will not tolerate loose, slip-shod methods. VVe realize that in order to succeed we must work and apply ourselves. We must regard the Faculty as our helpers, and not our drivers. NVe must seek rather than shun them. In short, we must work and apply ourselves to the best of our ability. Teeth are like women. They have to be brushed the right way. Found-Ten cents among dirty dishes at Dudley's. Heard in large amphitheater: Mac: Where were you? Tom: Over to the saloon. Mac: You were there three hours: Tom: I was talking to the bartender. Mac: What did he say? Tom: Nothing doing. - Pagv 19i HB- 1922- f- E ..,, 0. .3- WEBER AND THE EXODONDIST In the process of extracting one tooth Weber fainted twice and the doctor three times. . It has been reported that MacKell has been able to locate the brachial plexus on a bedpost. Seen a pair of opera glasses in a Freshman's locker. Charlie: Who is that girl? George: That is Pluto's sister. Charlie: How is that? George: If he don't she will. It was during the physics exam. and everyone was quiet. When a student slipped a piece of paper from his pocket. But, alas! it was only a paper bag containing chewing tobacco. Old maid, beware of the C. C. D. S. Freshman or your cat will be missing. Sorry to say we are not able to describe anything that will remove the odor of garlic. EXAMINATION TIME We have left undone those things which we ought to have done, and we have done this things which we ought not to have done. QUESTION IN ANATOMY Where does your lap go when you stand up? Person fto office boyl : Is the editor in? Office boy: No. Person: Well, would you be so kind as to throw this contribution in the waste paper basket? ,svz . . - , .. A - 1 n , . 3'A'l'e UINN 7 gf t B ' fig? I X, Qi X 7 f fl Q W K 'gt' I w as 54.11 ti, 1--l . f, kr- Murp h ,V ll! ,ft I ' nfl lilly il ,Wi -it' '.:fllli1f f'.' i.,,'l1fU fr3 '. The Seats of fke Mighty P11510 192 I1 -5- 'J- mwqentus SOME DITTY There was a young man from the city Who met what he thought was a kitty, I-Ie gave it a pat And said, Nice little cat, And they buried his clothes out of pity. ANTHONY VISITING CLEOPATRA Anthony Qto maid at doorj : Is Cleopatra in this morning? Maid: Yes, but she is in bed with Tonsillitisf' Aiitlwoiiyi NYhat! Is that d-'- Greek here again? W. D. W. Professor: What are the two cell divisions? Student: Asexual and Sexual. l f ' ,di El I ,lg Z6 Xl I f La KU 61,05 Rl NG- 'Rounm -Rossi! l ANATOMICAL QUISRIES VVhere can a man buy a cap for his knee? Or a key to a lock of his hair? Are his eyes a school because pupils are there? Is the crown of his head made of gold? What river is crossed by the bridge of his nose? Does he ever shingle the roof of his mouth? And could he use the nails of his toes? Does the crook of his elbow ever go wrong? If so, does he straighten him out? And how can he keep his shoulder blades from digging and scraping about? Does the palm of his hand give much shade? Can he beat upon his ear drum? Does the calf of his leg eat the corn on his toes? If so, please tell me-How come? Page199 f -amaze f I w FWD ents S FRESHMAN ECHOES - DID YOU EVER SEE Sarnat without Reif? Paddy Ryan without Tate? Peters, Red without Buckey, Puke ? Yager without Alger? Montgomery without Moran? John Unseitig without White, Old Chap ? VVarsaw Funny without Schwartz I? Stein Steen without Schwartz Max ? McIntosh without Minich? Ross without Michener? XV. I-Iemeyer without Solt? Swoboda Swob without Shorty Rhylostat? Zimmerman without Spencer Hair Cut ? Sowle without Ringsdorf? Quinn without Fetridge Track Star ? Buschay without Tierne? Petty without McKell? Visoky without Schmidt? I thank ye, lf! ICJ J. H. SARNAT. POLICY VVe laugh at our Profsf jokes, No matter what they may be, Not because they're funny jokes But because it's Policy. IN DRAXVING Koenigsberg: I don't see any line here. Freshy: I know. Didn't you tell me to draw an invisible line? is f X lolfiyff Z Q 1: x Z? -4 1- 1 ,4 5 Z Bw, Fad o rf as Xfe f 'fr ,ff ag Q 2 x ,I Vik -Illini 13 25551 Z ' we PPL' x 13 in HARE NN TORTOISE 1'4Ifll' 19-1 1 f -P19122 J. H. SARNAT. -ea Q ll ll 9 D D a I 433 5, 'E :xi hellentust W W W , , - I Q 0 ofi X ggi' 1 ly 33 K i X V XX I I xrvvvvw f m e c t,e,m ' l s I l TATE ON ANY FRIDAY NIGHT -,A Harling Qafter a protracted meeting of the Trowel Clubj: What will you tell your wife when you get home? Bette: Oh, nothing much, Good morning, or something like that, She will say the rest. F-is for R-is for E-is for S-is for freshmen attending Dent College, running in pursuit of knowledge, energy, we have it in store, supplies we buy by the score. H-is for high, five flights do we climb, M-is for money, we're broke all the time. E-is for N-is for C-is for L-is for A-is for S-is for S-is for English, to us quite a bore. 'nitiation, it makes us feel sore. classmates, a bunch of good men, laboring our credits to win. all of us, long, short and fat, Sophomores, we soon will be that. Springtime, vacation, you know We'll all get a job and knock in some dough. Why is it a dentist always looks down in the mouth? Do you know that in Wisconsin they say, You lie like a dentist ! Dr. Salazar: Bukey, describe the distal end of the Fibula. Bukey: Vel, dis projection is the malicious. urjr- R 3, Page 195 fii22 2 EB' - mlientus -r 0 l l .l I I l i. 1 X Mrs. Hoffman: The average vocabulary of a student is very limited. Can 5 you tell me what three words you use the most? Bell: I don't know. Mrs. H.: Correct. Chorus: Give him an A. Kamin fjust after charging a purchase at Framesj: I suppose you want ' my father's name and address. Ruddy: Yes, what is it? Kamin: Ah, ah, it's ah-er-er give-give me-a-p-pen-pencil and I'll wri-write it. I Dr. Kendall: What kind of a salt does it make? 1 Groetzonger: A neutral acid salt. .i M- l Harling: How come all these Bull Frogs are all females? Q s. o. L. 'lr Rosie was leaving lllooinington for C. C. U. S. Dad lectured at length on the evils of the big city and ended up by telling sou if he was ever in trouble to wire as briefly as possible. A few weeks later Dad received a wire which read like this: ' Dad: S. O. S. S-P. D. G. R. S. Y. P. V Son. XY. D. NY. Pugh' 106 ,a-v . r I U J WD e n t in S A STUDY IN SCARLET He told the shy 1naid of his love, The color left her cheeksg And on the shoulder of his coat It showed for several weeks. XV. D. KN. I OUR CLASSIFIED ADS VVANTED-Chair for baby with cane seat. VVANTED-Five hundred men to unload bales of black cotton, Atena Ukulele Qrchestra will play classical selections from grand opera during working hours. Apply today, Insurance Department, Corn Exchange. NV. D. VV. THE YANKEE IN CANADA Sing a song o' sixpence, A bottle full of rye, Four and twenty Yankees Parched and very dry. Wlieii the rye was opened The Yanks began to sing, VVe won't go back to the U. S. A., God save the King! W. D. W. Speaking of epithelium, what is Neuro? He's the one who played a harp while Rome burned. Page 197 -of ---wwf .. .11 g -0- . -1. . f f mornin S .3 gf' q.x...,. P'-w' We 'ia if with-'Ti' A-X, R-S, S-K, and such We1'e all the marks he gotg Do you wonder why, when he got home, He fell right on his cot? Now listen, Friend Prosector Qdearj, Let's quit kidding each other And write out all these marks as As if for your own brother. So when the Freshies come next They won't say, with a lying, Those marks sure do look pretty But they don't mean anything. plain fall good R. I. HEURLIN. Dr. Salazar-Myers, which way does the external ear extend? Pop-Upward, forward and backward. Dr. S-alazar!You old ass Peters Qdescribing the oral cayityl-There are two sets of teeth during life. The deciduous set and the false set. Pagc 198 Eff 3 1922 1- H99 'iwllent-n S or DISSECTING There was a Freshman in our class Who never understood just what the code of marking was, Although he was 'Kpretty good. All day he'd sit and warm a bench And study on the toe, And when the 'fprosectsu came to quizz He'd knock 'em for a row. From Doctor Vogt l1e'd get S-K, And he would ligure out That it must mean one of the two, Some kick or Sauer krautf' And then when NVessel came around, A-X the mark would read, But this meant nothing more to him Than a package of cabbage seed. Friend Pinns would listen to his line And rate him at R-S, And when he came to look it up It meant, 'Some rotten mess. Doc Salazar would ask him where The Lumbar Plexus went, But ere he could complete his speech Another grade was spent. Wlhen Hoffman quizzed 'him Hon the arm His maik would be unknown, For just what's in that small black book Knows only God-alone. Q OIR Page 199 T- 11922 Page Ehtpentus Q You can always tell a Senior, He's so sedately dressed. You can always tell a junior, By the way he swells his chest. You can always tell a Freshman, By his timid looks, and such. You can always tell a Sophomore, iBut you cannot tell him much. -Exchange. 2' Ni llillli I I Q, RUSHING I X . I 1 i' 'W I iii? Q ' ff I ' Q W , MEYERS I , f- - I p H3551 X MQKELL 'I MARRIED LIFE IN THE FRESHMAN CLASS Dr. Suddarth--NVhat is the function of the epithelial tissue? Rabishaw-To keep the food in the body. Dr. Kendall-I expect to teach some of your children chemistry. Class Qin chorusj-Rushing? Dr. Kendall-Yes, he's rushing. PROSTHETIC I-IYMNS Around her neck she wore a yellow ribbon. My pretty Red Wing. 200 an 0 61922 0 N J ' , xx. ,iv W Qhellemtos A umm f pa ' Karla wont? MMM' V! , f Ext' H M mn mu. I 3 2 f?l f ' ' fu. we ' 'Q C lx :Jjflf 1- ei' il.:1u...u-s fxxq I fig? . ural r- au! M5 rl X,- , . y9el ,,, M l VW' ' Q l l ljf H fy I l ' l I 095 fl ,l 1, AW ,,.w..,-., 5.2.0 ,w..-mn.. va... 4:00 A. M. Wine: ls that you coming up the stairs, John? john Qbit pollutedj : Who else did you expect? Freshie: I don't feel well. junior: Wl1e1'e do you feel the worse? Freshie: In school. Lady Qto porter in l1otelD : I'n1 sorry to see by the rules that tips are for- bidden. Porter: So were apples in the Garden of Eden. - gl!-ETL M , - . f l . 'aw ww ' Y ,am ' ' X is fv- 9 ig ' r ll l' 'S' eil me Wjflff W ,ks f, E '- E1 R ' 2' xi, J numuc. mos 'rms nuuocnrr rucv-va or nr vazucurs nn,-vf. il TD DUIISTIC Llff A you Page 201 ,rn -- 161922 EE EE- 1 l I In H I l I F I l I G n 1:1 J mwllentus -1 f- pjf-N .' .y , , Y ggf a C ll F Lv f' J Vf LB l- 'I :Ev A15 '- . i N V. 1- ,gms Qs tl ' . 5 .rf -5 in Liga? l' fix 15 Wh Q9 Y! f i'Lki f ' xx! ' ' 13:5 ,ag 1 ,. gg' -L . :X il U, Dr. Vogt: How many ribs have you, Lind? I don't know, sir, giggled Lind. 'Tm so gosh darn ticklish I never Could count themf, DISSECTING RGGM Student Cholding up a ribj : So this is what Adam made Eve out of. Dr. Kendall explains that coal and diamonds are the same. Gffer a ring set with a piece of coal and see what the temper is like. Ike: Last night Charlie tried to put his arm around me three times. Flood: Charlie's got some arm. Alger: Wliat pretty lips you have. They belong on a girl's face. Akers: VVell, I never miss the opportunity. Dr. Salazar-Pack, how many sexes are there? Pack-Three-male sex, female sex and insects. E .F 4? 311, -if Q? W. ' I' Sw Q 'KQJQZAL lk All 4 X PETERSONS IDEA OF ARTICULATION large 202 EB H -J -1922 L- fs - f 1. 'fi .V , 1. ' yr 'WY .- as QM I-1 - . -w Z:3'I,4V 4x. 5 NHL, , H X ,QQ ' , -,:L:NV Q , 'vlfsv W' .ws 'if' 5 ,Sf f l -,.-5 : jf Q A 6 V5 . -. feiq y , M . . VfQQl Q- :N ....,,., . MX ,. A , . f , X ..i., .new :.,q h qw. N ex W sf ,gs V X fl' ' A ik Q? K W . A Y. . ,A ' fm-. X VM' ' ,wix, ',.-2 - k.,.,,:,,-, xv QXLXQNTS 4. I fz 2 W -A .N .MQ ..3ff.-l-wris-. .ff . M' - 'N 'Y AVS: , ,I ' ' -gf f':fff , YZ-and Sw ' f ,if '- x , 1 A . N-..,, hf. -wx V 4 W ifi? ' W Q' 2'- sfz 11.23 'W . . J. V, .ff .9 ' - Pa. 'Wal X-, hw: R ' Q ar' .f ,,, 5 , -Q L a 1 15 Y N ...Mx ,M Pays J 1 'J Q 11922 aromas 0 Page 204 DEATH OF A FRESHMAN Though poor in cash, a line high-toned Vocabulary I distillg And when I die I hope it's due To some aristocratic ill. I'd hate to fall and break my neck VVhen it is time this world to fleeg But, oh, my dear, I'd simply die If I could catch Enterorrhaphy. I'd hate to have just gangrene plain, An open wound at least enmeshg I'd rather far capitulate To Sphacelation of the Flesh. And as for Spanish influenza! Oh, doctor, please a diagnosis, And change it 'round so 'twill appear I died of Actinomycosis. Upon my tomb I hope they view, Engraved in grand immensity, Some high-bred polysyllable XVe'll say, Arteriotomy. H3 N 9 'z '- 1. Q . 'f L , x . 'I Q ,Y Y wi s 14 . L n lf l E ' 1' Y I' . 5 : J L ,, 4 -P x - v, 5 ' 1 .V , Q - 4 . 5 1 B ' R - 1 , - - f I :' l . , , .1 we 'e . .z F 5 21 ,V 32 x.. 3 x Sr' - , , ef 1 W .Qt Y . ' n A ,4 9 A '- s K I O V . 01,0 'av' . 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' ,- A1 225551, D, MMM F fic' all xzvgma .1 .9,csvMwa4- 3 5 grgfq- Kr dfnramo Hiofo by fU'VlUIld5 Szimfa Sfgmg,-f Chqgyy IIUQIIL' PUO w W .V , V 1, 4 V .,. V ' I 1 J V L. W Tnmentus -ff Reita Sigma ZBeIta FACULTY MEMBERS BETA CHAPTER Truman XV. Brophy, M. D., D. D. S., LL. D., Sc. D., F. A. C. S., G. I. Qlfrancej. YV. H. G. Logan, M. D.. D. D. S., F. A. C. S. C. N. Johnson, M. A., D. D. S., LL. D. P. -l. Puterbaugh, M. D., D. D. S. F. E. Roach, D. D. S. T. L. Grisamore, Ph. G., D. D. S. P. Buckley, D. D. S., Ph. G. . H. Thomas, M. D., D. D. S., LL. B. I. E 1922 A. L. McDonough J. L. Dixon F. S. Shafer D. A. Paradis 1923 I. J. Stahl C. S. Geffert E. M. Lux D. J. McCullough C. F. Fillinger R. V. Tibbs E. Ebert 1924 E. B. Penn H. D. Kesling G. Bowyer J. C. Brady D. Blair Wm. Lemaster B. E. Stark D. C. Galbreath H. L. Harr M. VV:-:issmiller 1925 F. M. Yager M. Walker' A. E. Lind H. L. Hefty A. W. Kellner D. N. R. G. M. C. J. R. A. H. w. 1. A. B. Lewis, D. S. Spencer, D. D. S. Lepak, D. D. S. Watt, D. D. S. Mueller, D. D. McNeil, D. D. Allen, D. D. S. L. A. Platts, D. D. M. S. G. F. Vogt, D. D. S. E. P. G. E. S. S. S., B. S., , Boulger, D. D. S., L. D. S. Finch, D. D. S. J. Tmber, D. D. S. A. K. Ragsdale R. S. Parker E. Nelson A. M. Kangas C. Delling C. Tyle V. Sweeney L. B. Vtfessel J. B. Sherman P. L. Reynolds W. S. Hartford E. C. Dohner A. Grendorff F. H. Spickerman VV. F. Cody G. R. McLaughlin B. Slater I. C. Schurr L. E. Ketchum G. T. Landis A. G. Highgate S. 0. Sowle or A1922 Page 207 -. 11 55 l Cr gy I tl 1 it t 'Ir I 'E l 1 1 i IQ- ALPHA ..,.,..,.. ..,,,,,,. BETA .......... ........ . GAMMA ............ ......... EPSILON ,........ ......... ZETA QR.,... ETA ...........,. ......... TH ETA ....,....v ......... KAPPA .......... ......... LAMBDA .......... ......... M U ,,,,.... NU ..,..... v OMICRQN .,..,,, ,,,,,,.. PI ..................... ,.,,,,,4, RHO ............ ,....,,., '- SIGMA ........... ......... UPSILON ......... ........ PHI ............,.... ,,,.,,,, CHI .....,, PSI ..........,................. ........ OMEGA ..............,........,.,...., . ALPHA ALPHA ....,,,,,,,,,., BETA BETA .......... ,.I....., GAMMA GAMMA ,..,..,,,.,, EPSILON EPSILON ....... ETA ETA .,.,.,..,.,....,,,,,,.,,.,,, THETA THETA .........,...,. IxAPPA KAPPA ,,,,.,,,,,,,,A, , Page 205' XI ....,............... f I I . fe Chrllentus I 0 SUBQRDINATE CHAPTERS University of Michigan, Dental Dept., Ann Arbor. Mich. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, Chicago, Ill. Harvard University Dental School, Boston, Mass. University of Pennsylvania, Dental Dept., Phila- delphia, Pa. University of California, Dental Dept., San Francisco, Cal. Northwestern University, Dental School, Chicago, Ill. University of Minnesota, Dental Dept., Minneapolis, Minn. Vanderbilt University, Dental Dept., Nashville, Tenn. Vtfestern Reserve University, Dental Dept., Cleveland, Qhio. Tufts Dental College, Boston, Mass. Kansas City Vilestern Dental College, Kansas City, Mo. Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis, Ind. St. Louis University, Dental Dept., St. Louis, Mo. University of Buffalo, Dental Dept., Buffalo, N. Y. University of Illinois, School of Dentistry, Chicago, Ill. University of Pittsburgh, Dental Dept., Pittsburgh, Pa. .Vllashington University, Dental Dept., St. Louis, Mo. Colorado College of Dental Surgery, Denver, Colo. .....---.University of Southern California, Dental Dept., Los Angeles, Cal. North Pacific Dental College, Portland, Ore. Creighton University, Dental Dept., Omaha, Neb. Georgetown University, Dental Dept., Xllashington, D. C. University of Nebraska, College of Dentistry, Lincoln, Neb. s Iowa University, Dental Dept,, Iowa City, Ia. University of Louisville, College of Dentistry, Louis- ville, Ky. ltlarquette 'L'niyersity, Dental School, Milwaukee Wlis. v Atlanta Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. University of Tennessee, Dental Dept., Memphis, Tenn. mwwentus Yr'-1-' ' 41 NY -,-7 WP -1: 3 1 .'Y.1'.5'-4 X 5 l 4 . 4 'ff J 25 Q 5 Q, p' Z ' Q f? 3. ay ?-lr , ?g?' - 3 P 4 5, P All ku ti , J N 1. . 'Il .Ht X-A-.5 .J-. Pago 2110 A32 f Lf Amwprentus Y , :., , .V I ,A D l I 1 :AA ,A ' A , ,l,A., i . , i ., Q X , ..f.. -'.L .wmgl .f,, ,nh iw. A . QIIIPLIII ihilf . . f Ni W '1f11 K V A 'X ,N x , 'q 1 ., . h 1 ,U m m 'EE' .1 1: Wim.-.'g A V Us Q F, 1-, If Q Q' V V ' 5 u ' ' f In 'bag A 1 in Ellappu Glhuptvr P.. :.- I t 1 I , 4, m XX X C E , ' I X , LA ENN Adm Hjjrhzf 31,1310 I ff, .E K N ,QQV V 1 ' '1 xx Q , X A ' ff 53 ff ,J . 1 llljli' 310 fem. N., v M, , ,J f l Q f -f Q Q fl A X E 3 QT N I S, - WL-13: N'-, X, W 3 N Y -..A..14-....v... Q Q, Dennis, T. III! I. L. Kendall, B. S., Ph. G., M. D. L. C. Borland, L. P., M. D. C. S. Suddarth, B. S., D. D. S., M. D. I. C. Jirka, D. D. S. A. B. Morris, D. D. S. R. Salazar, D. D. S. ' -4-. f5'2Dentus KAPPA CHAPTER FACULTY MEMBERS E. H. Hatton, M. D. Karl Meyer, M. D. R. E. Hall, D. D. S. W. L. Spencer, D. D. S. G. V. W'atson, D. D. S. QFFICERS Grand Master-L. VV. Morrey. Junior Master-1. Toth. Secretary-B. McDonald. Treasurer-G. E. Nicholls. Chief Inquisitor-H. S. Melichar. Chief Interrogator-L. J. Pavlicek. Historian-A. F. Pinns. Inside Guardian-F. G. Biedka. Outside Guardian-H. Etu. Editor-O. N. Quant. Boeck, VV. O. Carr, V. H. Forber, H. L. Kuncl, A. C. Leppla, H. M. Quinn, C. L. Bay, F. E. Beynon, Q. Carmichael, V. A Cayley, T. R. Etu, H. i Horrigan, R. Casserly, G. Morrey, L. VV. Miller, P. Mahns, R. A. Melichar, H. S. McDonald, B. Nicholls, G. I. Arnold, D. Biedka, F. G. Birkett, H. H. SENIQRS Redlich, H. E. Sheehy, E. B. Schineckebier, XY NVolfe, I. V. VVitous, E. Zawadski, LI. S. JUNIORS , Isaak, Q. Pinns, A. F. Rose, C. A. Randall, C. S. Powelek, A. I. Podwojski, J. Siinmon. S. Tripet, T. Sprafka, G. B. Ziininerinan, L. J Sigtenhoist, C. H. Bowling, Q. Hill SOPHQMORES Miller, R. Pavlicek, L. Quant, Q. N. L. Page 211 W--4922 -111. Gillogly, Granath, Hynons Leiner, Hoatson, A. J. iv McElroy, Meader, Alger, R. Meyers, H. R. F. R. . W. R. L. G. F. H. E. Myers, J. S. McKell, L. E. Ryan, A. C. Treick, Pittman, Pagv 212 W. J. R. A. - :- mwnentus A Redlich, W. E. Rybacek, C. F. Shippee, W. E. Tilka, M. A. Toth, J. J. Wenger, F. E. VVestland, G. FRESHMEN Delbridge, H. N Warczak, F. Tallant, G. C. Harling, C. W. Dietz, R. H. Mower, D. C. Pack, L. A. -A1922 -I .. -f KE-T18 Q. ..- PSI OMEGA FRATERNITY Psi Omega Fraternity was founded in 1892 at the Baltimore College of Dental Surgery, Baltimore, Maryland. It has grown in that time from the small group of men that organized it, until we have reached the distinction of being one of the largest dental bodies, excepting the National Dental Association, in the world. Psi Omega Fraternity has always stood for one thing, and that is the advance- ment of the dental profession. We have always selected new members with this idea -in view and as a result the organization is composed of a body of men who are incessantly delving into the mysteries of science, hoping to throw light on some subject which will benefit the profession. This is one of the reasons why our fraternity stands where it does today in the dental world. Shortly after our fraternity was organized the country as a whole was mak- ing war on fraternities, but the small group of men which then represented this organization stood the test. The unquestioned progress it has made and is making and its position in the universities shows there must be a good reason for its con- tinued existence. This existence is, no doubt, due to its strong foundation and the wisdom of its construct-ion. VVe are all proud of what the Psi Omega Fraternity has done and is doing for the dental profession and we all are striving to make its future even brighter than its past. CHAPTER DIRECTORY ACTIVE ALPHA ......... .....,... B altimore College of Dental Surgery. BETA ......... .......... N ew York College of Dentistry. GAMMA ........ ......... . Penna. College of Dental Surgery, Philadelphia. CCombined with Zetaj . DELTA .......... .......... T ufts Dental College, Boston, Mass. EPSILON ......... ......... V Vestern Reserve University. Cleveland, O. ZETA .......... ......... L lniversity of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia. ETA ............ ......... . Philadelphia Dental College. XTHETA ....... ......... L lniversity of Buffalo, BuHalo, N. Y. IOTA .............. ......... . Northwestern University, Chicago, Ill. KAPPA .......... ......... . Chicago College of Dental Surgery. MU .............. ......... L lniversity of Denver, Denver, Colo. NU ..................... ......... . University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, Pa. XI .......................... .......... ll Tarquette University, Milwaukee, VVis. MU DELTA ........ .......... H arvard University Dental School. OMICRON .......... ......... L ouisville College of Dental Surgery. PI .............................. .......... B altimore Medical College, Dental Department. BETA SIGMA ....... .......... C ollege of Physicians and Surgeons, Dental Depart- ment, San Francisco, Cal. Page 213 l ... -lg f 1 551. FWD entu S I RHO ......A.......... ...... O hio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati, SIGMA ............,,...... ....., M edico-Chirurgical College, Philadelphia. GAMMA-TALT ...... ....... A tlanta-Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. TAC .............,....... ..,.... I Atlanta Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. UPSILON ........ ...... . University of Southern California, Los Angeles, Cal I PHI .......,........ ...... . University of Maryland, Baltimore. CHI ............. ....... N orth Pacific Dental College, Portland, Ore. ' PSI ..........,............. . .,.,.. Ohio State University, Columbus, O. OMEGA ..................... ...... I ndiana Dental College, Indianapolis, Ind. BETA ALPHA ........ ,..... L Iniversity of Illinois, Chicago. , BETA GAMMA ..,,... . ........ .George XVasliington Cniversity, Xlashington, D. C. BETA DELTA ,............ ..... L 'niversity of California, San Francisco. BETA EPSILON .............. Tulane University, New Orleans, La. BETA ZETA .,.......... ....... S t. Louis Dental College, St. Louis, Mo. BETA THETA ........ ...... Q Sieorgetown L'niversity, Xlfashington, D. C. 5 GAMMA IOTA .................. Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. 1 GAMMA KAPPA ............. Cniversity of Michigan, Ann Arbor. GAMMA LAMBDA ........,. College of Dental and Oral Surgery of New York. GAMMA ML' ..................,,. University of Iowa, Iowa City. I GAMMA NU ...................... Vanderbilt I.7niversity, Nashville, Tenn. i GAMMA XI ....................... University College of Medicine, Richmond, Ya. 4 GAMMA OMICRON ....... Medical College of Virginia, Richmond. YFGAMMA PI ...................... W'ashington University, St. Louis, Mo. ' DELTA RHO ..................... Kansas City Dental College. DELTA TAU ..................... Vlfisconsin College of P. K Milyvaiikee. i DELTA UPSILON ...... ,,.. T exas Dental College, Houston. 1 DELTA PHI ............. ........ . VVestern Dental College, Kansas City, Mo. PHI-RHO .................. ...,.. I iansas City-XN'estern Dental College. ZETA KAPPA ......... ...... L 'niversity of Minnesota, Minneapolis. DELTA CHI .......... ....... R oyal College of Dental Surgeons, Toronto, Canada i Pdgt' 214 523 112122 as A is f-' hi- aa IWDBUTU -1. U .Hx E , ,' t-,hyd ,J '-W' L ' :,w , -Jgmfvm' , ww A-ES'2.v Y T! -fi-'A' ,gy A ,Q-35, Y gif 1 WA, 'H-4F61 '15 1-Q' 519- V: SQ? ix. . , ' . w ,I X -- j ,, -1 ff 0m,,pJ3f,u,'- f ' - ,,:z'ffqf.:,5rL,e,:ew .-sfgfiagg ' 3-. ' - ff -ff ,mf , WH 'Lv .. V 5 ff w ?R -55 1521 a X147 , -, Jn- Y - '.,. 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K. .ml X-. - 5, V . min F7?0fo fu- 1Q,g-Lew' V A '5 ' k ' -' r Fwventms Xi 195i 3Bbi Jfraternitp LAM BDA CHAPTER CHICAGO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY Ackerman, Chas. Akers, T. A. Beveridge, LeRoy Batsel, S. S. Campbell, B. Corcoran, E. Curry, M. L. Chadwick, S. Enck, F. F. Frame, V. C. Francis, C. V. Groetzinger, R. E Hill, Ivan Johnson, L. H. Kloboucnik, J. C. LeBlanc, D. H. Lefebvre, L. J. Madge, Geo. L. Boyd, P. J. Christ, E. L. Fitzhenry, Dale Fryztak, P. Jakubski, B. Kochanski, F. G. 'ng Chicago, Ill. ROLL CALL Jr. PLEDGES Maver, E. H. McGahey, L. E. Montgomery, E. A Nordquist, T. G. O'Donoughe. bl. M. Parker, W. Potts, L. E. Rice, R. L. Rybstat, E. L. Shannon, C. G. Stine, C. F. Stryker, VanNote, L. Volz, L. H. Watsoii, T. V. White, T. E. VVinner, H. U. Moroney, E. R. Moran, T. Quinn, G. M. Schmidt, T. W. Spencer, R. D. Zirrunerinan, H. P. .., ,. I 'T lil Z Z Page 217 EE, 1 -l I Fi I l l K if Ii l I i il l il ll fl Y ll Q i i i 'l M l l P. I E 5 qs.. -J tieatnius SVBOR DINATE CI-IAPTIC li ROLL ALPHA--University of Michigan, Dental Dept., Ann Arbor, Mich. BETA--New York College of Dentistry, New York, N. Y. GAMMA-Philadelphia Dental College, Philadelphia, Pa. DELTA-B3lllll1Ol'C College of Dental Surgery, Baltimore, Md. EPSILON-University of Iowa, Dental Dept., Iowa City, Iowa. JrZiiTA-Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery, Philadelphia, Pa., merged with University of Pennsylvania. ETA-University of Maryland, Dental Dept., Baltimore, Md. THETA-Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis, Ind. IOTA-UIIIVCTSIIB' of California, Dental Dept., San Francisco, Cal. KAPPA-Ohio State University, Dental Dept., Columbus, Ohio. LAMBDA-Cl'llC3gO College of Dental Surgery, Chicago, Ill. MU-University of Buffalo, Dental Dept., Buffalo, N. Y. U-Harvard University, Dental Dept., Boston, Mass. X1-Medical College of Virginia, Richmond, Va. ORIICRON-RO5'3l College of Dental Surgeons, Toronto, Ont. PI-University of Pennsylvania, Dental Dept., Philadelphia, Pa. Rilo-Northwestern University, Dental School, Chicago, Ill. SIGMA-University of Illinois, Dental Dept., Chicago, Ill. TAL7-WHSl1lHglOl1 University, Dental Dept., St. Louis, Mo. LIPSILON-0l1lO College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati, Ohio. PHI-University of Minnesota, Dental Dept., Minneapolis, Minn. CIII-KHITSHS City-VVestern Dental College, Kansas City, Mo. Psi-University of Nebraska, College of Dentistry, Lincoln, Neb. OMEGA-Xf2l1'1ClC1'lJlll1 University, Dental Dept., Nashville, Tenn. TALPHA-BETA-BHltlH101'C Medical College, Dental Dept., Baltimore, Md. Merged with University of Maryland in 1913. TALPPIA-DELTA-NSW Orleans College of Dentistry, New Orleans, La. Reor- ganized as Alpha Nu. ALPIIA-EPSILON-NO1'll1 Pacific Dental College, Portland, Ore. 'l'ALPI'IA-ZETA-SOLllllCl'1l Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. Merged with Atlanta Dental College. ALPHA-ETA-Atlanta Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. ALPHA-THETA-University of Southern California, Dental Dept., Los Angeles. Calif. TALPIIA-IOTA--CCHl1'Hl University of Kentucky, Dental Dept., Louisville College of Dentistry, Louisville, Ky. ALPHA-KAPPA-Creighton University, College of Dentistry, Omaha, Neb. TALPIIA-LAMBDA-COllCgC of jersey City, Dental Dept., jersey City, N. J. , ALPHA-MU-George Wasliington University, Dental Dept., Wfashington, D. C. ALPHA-NU-Tulane University, Dental Dept., New Orleans, La. ALPHA-XI-GCO1'gCtONN'11 University, Dental Dept., NVashington. ALPHA-OMICRON-University of Tennessee, College of Dentistry, Memphis. Tenn. ALPHA-P1-Baylor University, College of Dentistry, Dallas, Texas. 'CN Iitlflt' 3148, -A1922 as FMD e ntu S U 5 I I X1 1951 bl LAMBDA CHAPTER The Xi Psi Phi Fraternity was founded in 1839. Lambda Chapter was funded in 1898. Its progress and organization have been remarkable. Through the unceasing diligence of its organizers and members the fraternity has grown so that it is now fully capable of carrying out the fundamental principles for which it was founded. The close friendship that is formed while you are at college will continue to be your fondest remembrance, and also the friends will fl most likely be the truest that you will ever have, and they will be the ones whom you can depend upon the most. This close friendship is more often and more closely formed within the strong walls of a well-built fraternal organization. In the fraternity you will Find friends who have been over the same road that you are now attempting to travel, and they will be able and willing to advise you in a friendly and profitable cl way. Some men seem to think when they first enter college that a fraternity is of no consequence except for the social activities connected with it. But that is entirely the wrong attitude, it will help you, not only while in college, but more after you have graduated. T Lambda Chapter has worked hard to be the best chapter enrolled, and we ' are attaining considerable progress by our efforts. Vkfe have a house that we are f exceedingly proud of and we intend to improve it in every way possible so that it will be one of the most attractive and convenient fraternity houses on the XVest Side. , Aside from our social aid outside the class room, we are co-operating with i the Faculty and will gladly, at any time, assist them in any way that they might g desire. An Interfraternity Council has been founded, in which the needs of the students, as a whole, may be put before the Faculty. In this way better results are obtained. It is our aim to continue to work hard and be among the best, for the best is none too good for the members of Xi Psi Phi. C S. S. RATSIQL. C PG-qt' 219 I 11922 Ei Pay ' Pwldentns -U' THE GUOD SHIP XI PSI PHI. There's a good old ship and she is called the ZYP Captain Friendships Word is supreme. There is a loyal crew and each man is true To the lavender and cream. There is a beacon light shining at night, From a place high in the sky, And as she rides, her course it guides, It's the spirit of the XI PSI PHI. Oh, the good ship XI PSI PHI, Fraternal craft watch her glide by. just watch her speed, she takes the lead. She is Captain Friendships great defy. Hospitality runs high, and the spirits do or die. NVe are sailing on the Sea of Harmony Un the good ship XI PSI PHI. mftsf92----H ., N, PD U t U S -:. E 1922 E.. -fi 1 J I r I l I 1 1 I Q 1 4 I J I 'L I ! 2 1. p I J W Tl I ll I I I 3 .,,,1 53 S 'N S WEEDLEWHN ff HFUWN ,. , M D CO!!!-'IV IMLOWY MJHFFE S HHUMEK Pdya' 223 'NY Ehepentus -f if ' r JS lEf50WfZ 6fl?ll7fEN55!?5 Q pr S ' 't QD A141 lm .LL 1. 11111111 Alpha Q 11 uufvr I mi? 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As was the intention of its founders, Alpha Zeta Gamma has always striven to set an example in both fraternal and scholastic standards. Scholar- ship has always been one of its ideals. And it is now a pleasure to look back and see that it was the first dental fraternity'to raise the scholastic standards in requirements for pledging and initiating men. No man may now wear the insignia of Alpha Zeta Gamma who has not successfully and honorably reached the rank of sophomore. Thus does it always strive for the ideals of professional fraternities. Aside from the graver duties and obligations, Alpha Zeta Gamma has always had time for a little play. Its dances, smokers and dinners are always looked forward to, and after being passed are looked upon as landmarks of the passing school year. To these affairs Alpha has always had Zeta and Gamma as its guests, thus striving toward a stronger interscholastic feeling. And we can close with the feeling that Alpha Zeta Gamma has accomplished much and will continue to set the pace in the future. B. P. DAVIDSON, Historian. Page 223 -1 G 1922- 141 'Cl age 7 74 GED e ntu sq ALPHA ZFTA GAM MA Frater in Facultae DR. L. N. RQLTBERT' OFFICERS Grand Master-H. E. Denenholz, '22. Junior Master-S. B. Goldberg, ,Z3. Scribe-R. Jaffe, '23. Fin. Scribe-S. R. Kleiman, '23. Treasurer-L. Schlocker, '23. Sen. Marshal-B. Nathan, '22, Junior Marshal-M. Pinkowsky, '23. Historian-B. P. Davidson, '22. D. N. Alban N. D. Bloom J. N. Bruckman M. D. Cohen M. Fridliuss J. VV. Goldstein M. S. Gordon M. A. Andelnian J. S. Leibovvitz S. Needlenian R. L. Art A. L. Arenstein H. Ascher W. P. Brown E. DeKoven A. Gefkovvitz S. Goldstein D. M. Kreger C. Lavin B. D. Cutler L. A. Ferdinand S. M. Isenson E. Jacobson S. Karelitz E. Z. Kamin SFNIORS H Jaffe M Leibovvitz S. Rattner B. H. Rosenbaum M Schulson N. Welcher M Leibowitz JUNIORS M Robin J. M. Hirsch i PLEDGES NV. Lowy C. Palestrant E. Rossen I. Rothenberg S. Ruttenberg M. Schneider I. Slavin H D. Solomon H. Schwartz SOPHOMGRES D Levitt S. Marshack S. B. Rabishaw L. T. Reif B. M. Kraznowsky H. Leavitt C. S. Levin l:i. l. Rosenberg J. H. Sarnat J. J. Schwartz J. S. Xllarsaw -12122 , 1 Ewpmwtus 922 Thepentus Q' W Q M f' FOX 5 c-of-nv .1 9 .owwam wo Mayo lmfaefwfz 1100105690 if sam il JD 131111 P1 ' 'N f :,.,. ., - I , ,. 1 , , . ' , , .., . - , Qlruugu wllcgu ut Evutul sumgm gg l ,nv fam ' K ' K' Jimi? eavfaozf-,v if Q 3' lu X X x Q, ff + fv 1 0 .sfwfv K ! ff if-fi.:-7'-'lj3T , ,me ' 3 gqycmp A ,fr .-4' -Q-21,7 rcfvr itil' ':..f,., Q ' Y x . ' E Y lnn Xxx , ,.f,zI.fff5,ffLf K 4' K! In I A .. N ., K Z , I Va ff'fQ NX . V f' ,., . w X! . ffff-i533 f Q i K A :xx xxx 1, g x fry. ,. ,Nba +: Q BL.-,P N I . f 3 I 4 . K 1 P94661 4z.5'ffr ' W X X 1 .ff ffzwzfz Wm 'i ' RQ ' g,g,p5q,5 , ' - v-fmxtvffk' : A X ' ' s i ,ws .k 1' W Y 3 il..-Q' Y .3 Xi f ' 1 9 2 1: ' ' X - -. , '7'WfL'9 ? 1 5 S 5014,,'??-44 1- Q ' . 1 ' .. ' . rf, - . U x. Q f ma mv' A' 5 zwwfz - X ' - ' 2. fwcarfwpfv V K if 60,911 ffHL9'0Lll7 Mzxfwaxf if wzwm,.w tljjn' 3.70 az 1 Lim, -Ig as ' -192-2 fi 1I4:v.:.f ff 1x -.4-1 - D C552 entus Xi Etlta iBIJi fFounded at the Chicago College of Dental Surgeryb RQLL OF CHAPTERS Chicago College of Dental Surgery. Northwestern University. University of Illinois. GFFICERS Senior Grand Master-A. Rosenthal. Junior Grand Master-J. Shaefer. Treasurer-M. Forbe. Financial Secretary-M. Sapoznick. Recording Scribe-A. Handelrnan. National Scribes-A. Handelman and B. Shulman. Tyler-J. Vlfeinstein. S. A. M L. J. M. B. L. B. S. M. I. S. A. A. P. A. S. O. Cohen Corn FOX Horwitz M. Kan Litwak Pregozen Rosenberg Baygood Davitz Goldberg H. Goldt Greenberg Handelman Miller Rachwalsky Malof sky Diamond Buky SENIORS A. Rosenthal D. Schneiderman B. Schulman S. Shankman M. M. Forbe N. Solo J. Weinstein JUNIQRS . I. Noskin H. Sapnozick M. Sapoznick I. Shafer J. Soldovnick I. Talmy SOPHOMORES -I. Diamond FRESHMEN L. Sharf A. Gudtworth ' S122 10' Page 227 . -cm. 0 Pwilentns Xi alta hi The Xi Delta Phi was organized at the Chicago College of Dental Surgery a few years ago. It has been striving since to obtain the ideal for which it was established-fraternalism, the basis of society, without which the present social scheme could not exist. The thirteenth sense of the human body is the funda- mental structure of an organization. It is co-ordination. It is our watchword. It is needless to point backward, as through the ages the sands of time sift swiftly through the aperture of Father Time's hour glass, to show the obvious-the need for Fraternalism and Co-ordination. Wie all recognize the fact and, by our organizing, have bound the chain of good fellowship around our men, and have sought to extend the hand of friendship at all times. The dental profession stands out today as an ever enlarging monument to the efforts of men to relieve the suffering of their fellow man. XVe respect our profession and the duties it entails. VVe seek ever to instill a sacred regard for our obligations and for our achievements as professional men, Vie recognize the joy of living and the grandeur of Nature, and the miracles wrought for us by the Omnipotent in the human body. NVe deprecate the fact that civilization has corroded somewhat the hearts of men, but recognize that, as is said, There's so much good in the worst of us And so much bad in the best of us That it hardly behooves any of us To talk about the rest of us. The Xi Delta Phi stands out firmly to bring out the best in us for the ever- lasting betterment of mankindfalways and everywhere. The Xi Delta Phi seeks to co-operate with the forces for good-for Fraternalism. In the short space of its existence it has done wonders in organization. It has stood for a force among its members and the student body to bring out the best there is. It has a definite place in the school and in the profession. The Xi Delta Phi works for its ideals- per aspem aa' astra. Pagt' 228 W +922 L- fmwpemtus 4x.,n b Q. we x,-X I ay, A , 1 3' ':.,::M1axf 1:5536 H-- -11512 Page 229 Q,-Y 55991211105 Q M.. ' ,f f FHIWHJHIFJIII uazaunmpra c ' nfzffzfwffawf FIAKAPIHSIF mf ffmmfpm .mv ffur fmfff mf in Q f ii 'M we A ,V , ' Jx 6 Q2 Q -, P, X ' .gf zfffawffrr my WJ' we WIKQEQIGMHJW .11 nzzvara und gg 5-,olfffpffp gpg ,XTX ' fw .XX A-,X uammwfmyaa f,f 5 ,- ,X1R 4 , V' ff XX' X Z , x ' 1 I kfx ff f Jif 2:51 L k w ff xl, ff , ' f . A 'HV 'V X ' I f f A, ...ly A XX N ,x YI rj V7 1 V' fn x . ,X My X 9 1 4.5. -.ge f,5 , X f fx -N xx . .xxbpy , . R . Eye' 3- ff Txff' I Y, . , ., 4 I - x ,. .95 ,v.'.',f,5'rgf7x- IVHEFEAVJ' L al In Ql , M C 1 1. Km - 'lv an . 5 Q L N Q QU I ' t L - If I I if K S Y-17llL'l'LL' uk QCII 11 f' 7 3 if R f 212' el '- ' 1 f fvc- 4 f'f4'ff W mr! .5' Snvm' P f7M.1f.LL, -H H I --- . , . . ., EL sr -. - 4-1 - ' hi? ' fx: : , - uv- is N N? 1 9 N A , W I V . Q ,QQ K N 3 I I 1 i ,Q D gi ..... 'A ' . - ' Hfwamwm .f . f V' . .:,N :mfs ' -. i - N gf 1.1 snzva M P564 'ff' . , ,mu W.. l H M ML Jafar ,134 z.ovs'!z:.f' .f:'h'aQ1a2 4- f .41 v: rf - f t,-,,.: ,. f . jf: 1' X 1 A ' tw: ' an I N, .ge K 5' ' 'Q D QS , of X1 I f X ,r ' , 9 , .fzzfwwawfv J z ofxofv v vcmwfrwmf .o.wf5:f.mz' ,2-uf-nfzswf .15 :7i.z3W7'ff' cffms.-. . My, W.V,f,,f A n , . , 'xllrfn' 2.30 9522 I in I 1, H' .1 I, , 1-Ju, ll ! I H Il I I 'I A F L' Theflentus V Qlirntnel Qiluh The first Trowel Club was organized by Dr. Chas. Freeman of the dental branch of Northwestern University. This organization consisted of a number of members of the Masonic fraternity who were at this time attending the dental college. The Faculty was also represented, making it purely a dental organiza- tion. The second chapter was organized at the Chicago College of Dental Surgery, and soon other chapters were established in various dental colleges. During the first year at the Chicago College of Dental Surgery, Dr. P. G. Puterbaugh did more than any one else to keep the interest in the Trowel Club alive. This trying time soon passed and the Trowel Club has been organized each year with good and interesting spirit. i The first year's progress was due to the interest and activity of Dr. O. A. Helmar, officiating as president, and Dr. L. N. Roubert. who was secretary of the order. A number of clinics were held that year which were of great value to the members. The ideas incorporated during its first year of existence have been faithfully carried out and added to each succeeding year. The regular meetings held twice a month are given over to lectures and clinics of a professional nature, which are made the more pleasant by an occasional banquet. The student members are obliged to deliver a paper on some subject pertaining to the profession at each meeting. This is bound to promote better feeling and keener interest in the work at hand. Page 231 119 2 2 ng: mwpentus TRC XVEL CLUB FACULTY MEM BERS XY. H. G. Logan, M. D., D. D. S., E. H. Thomas, M. D., D D S LL B F. A. C. S. L. N. Roubert, D. D. S P. G. Puterbaugh, M. D., D. D. R. E. Hall, D. D. S. T. L. Grisamore, D. D. S., Ph. G. R. G. Spencer, D. D. S. E. E. Roach, D. D. S. XV. L. Spencer, D. D. S J. L. Kendall, M. D., B. S., Ph. G. C. A. Krauser, D. D. I. P. Buckley, D. D. S.. Ph. G. l. G. -Iirka, D. D. S. T. R. ivan, D. D. S. Page 232 M. C. Curry NV. F. Cody G. L. Loiselle M. R. Smith E. R. Johnson R. A. Mahns D . H. Gregg l. il. Stahl nl. Kloboucnik Jos. Pavlin B. McDonald C. S. Randall C. D. Carmichael H. U. XVinner Chas. Ackerman XY. Zimmerman A . H. Mueller, D. D. S. H. J. Mlichener S. G. Mclntosh A. XV. Kellner H. E. Myers Wfalla Tate XY. H. Weber L. Dixon L. XY. Harling D. C. Mower Sam Simon nl. N. Bette M. I. Tesnis l. ll. Helmey Y. H. Carr La Blanc L 1 fi -P12122 ' 'LP :, -1, -1 I . ,Q NW I ,I I , Q-Ai F 'i f I W I I I l. 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REDLICH -' Q, X . f:. - x ., 'yrfx R f fQ'f'r,:JY'9' mf , ' X , V 3,224 , ' L .A 1 'fx' f. 1 - -x.,Qff's, f H is-Siiwicszzs-iijf, . , Fw - 'F 'f A, ,,L3f5fgv??i5L35g5fi'5'-T' 5fi12f,fg'i:.Y2 W .' f'yfx55.:11' W f s..Q,tmA,4--M..k ..... wJ,,k.r1.QLf:mn.42f'3s?iQ ,WA , .2 F- C- KOCHANSKI MATTHEW FETRTDG1-1 -,- 1 'l.,x- Page 239 -C1922 199 7 1. aeomis. U HAR RY R. PACLE NVrestling under the name of Ostro Paul. He is one of the leading light- weight wrestlers. Paule is holder of the following championships: Amateur Athletic Federation, International Gymnastic Union, Y. M. C. A., South Park, City and Cook County. Besides these he has earned many second places. He will probably go to Boston, Mass., to wrestle for the National Championship if his school work will permit. JCE P. MILLER In 1918 was with the Naval Aviation Corps in France. NYon 27 baseball games until he met the team of Alexander, the Great. He lost this game 2 to 1 in fifteen innings, at Bordeaux, France. Forty thousand soldiers, sailors and French natives saw the game. In 1919 signed with Minnesota in the American Association and was sent to Saskatoon, Canada, in the lVestern Canadian League. where he led the league in pitching. In 1920 was with Oklahoma City in the Vtfestern League and was recalled by Minnesota in the middle of the season. In 1921 played outlaw baseball in Iron Range. Was the leading pitcher on the Range, having a string of eighteen consecutive wins to his credit. FRANK G. KOCHA NSK1 Member of I. A. C. competed for the C. C. D. S. two years. placing in each meet that he entered. First in one-mile run and second in two-mile mile at I. A. C. games, 1921. Third in C. A. A. Iv. championship two-mile run in 1921. Placed fourth in one-mile run, second in two-mile run I. A. C. games, 1922. Third in the A. I. B. Invitation one-mile run, second and third in two-mile and one-mile, respectively, at 131st Infantry Handicap Games. Best time in 1 mile ........................,.................. .... 4 :2-l 3 '5 sec. Best time in 2 mile ........ .... 9 :39 -V5 sec. Best time in 5 mile ...................................................................... 25 1-10 sec. There are a few meets that he will compete in this summer for C. C. D. S. and hopes to place in them. They are as follows: Little Nineteen Conference at DePaul Field, May 30, 19221 National Collegiate at Stagg Field, .lune 173 and the Daily News Road Race in July. MATTHEW' FETRIDGIE Running for C. C. D. S. Placed third in the 122nd Reg. Armory meet March 10 and 11. The time for the -l-I0-yard dash was 50 5-5 seconds. Fetridge comes from Carl Schurz High School and is a holder of the -l-10-yard dash record for the Chicago high schools. laigv 23-I f 112122 Q is S- r-I 5129 9 n tu S WILLIAM E. REDLICH Bill Redlich started his skating career in 1917, when he entered the City Playground Championships, winning the City Figure Skating Title, which he still holds. He started as a figure skater but because of the fact that figure skating events were dropped from skating derbies in Chicago, Bill took to speed skating. He kept this line of skating up until last year he decided to give it up because of his work at college interfering. He didn't skate last year but couldn't keep out of it this year. ln the City Playground Championship this year he established a new play- ground record for the half-mile. He also took part in many other events, win- ing ten lirst places out of eleven races that he skated in. Bill hopes to bring home some prizes from Europe this summer tindoor skating championships at Berlin, Germanyj, and will try to continue his work next winter if school cloesn't interfere. Page 235 ms- l 11922 Lf' 1 I, x YA , , J .,, Y. fwf' X l'Il1 9 2 O 'Sli I'.-XRI It H 1 X 'll-111' ,Nfl ! A-'N LU we 0 Twllentus re -if I I alta Sigma alta Q p BETA CHAPTER Delta Sigma Delta was organized as Alpha Chapter at Ann Arbor, Michigan, in 188-l. Dr. L. L. Davis, present Grand Master of the Chicago Auxiliary, was ij one of the charter members, and through his efforts Beta Chapter was organized li at our college in 1885. Qui' dean of students, Dr. C. N. Johnson, was one of the first students initiated into the newly organized chapter. Beta Chapter has grown from the small number at that time until it now holds the record of having grad- uated more men into the Supreme Chapter than any other subordinate chapter in 1, the fraternity. 'A XVe have been very comfortably located in a splendid fraternity house at 1-L41 NVest Jackson Boulevard during the past term. Wie own the furnishings and have operated the house very successfully dormitory style. XYe have a frater- nity orchestra this year, and it is a big factor toward keeping things lively at the house. If you think we are not convinced that frat house life is the only life while 'l in college, just ask one of us. The past year has been an exceptionally successful one. 'We began the year by holding a Smoker at the House Gctober Zl for the newly arrived freshmen. Numerous dances and parties have been held at the house during the year, a I Halloween party being of special note. On several occasions we have been guests A' at the social functions of Rho Chapter, of Illinois Dental. Saturday evening, April l, Beta, Eta and Rho Chapters of Chicago, Northwestern and lllinois Dental, respectively, gave a Tri-Chapter Dance in theqlirench Room of the Drake Hotel. It was one of the finest of social affairs and a splendid time was reported by the large number who attended. 1' Beta Chapter of Delta Sigma Delta has always been a force for bettering the conditions for the students at our college. The large number on the faculty who are graduates of Beta will attest this. The teachings of our fraternity are such as to inspire those who are coming up through the lines of dentistry to higher ideals and greater accomplishments, as well as to follow the careers of those 1. leaders in our chosen profession who have made the history not only of Delta ' Sigma Delta, but of the profession. Beta Chapter has the additional stimulus of the association of these great men. D. I. MCCULLOUGH, Historian. I I Page 237 'I , i F' :: in-A' -f -A i - 'dl' 1 ffwpentus ft Qncial QEhent5 uf si QBmega The social activities of Kappa Chapter of Psi Omega Fraternity during the present school year have been remarkably successful. The first smoker was given during the early part of November in the Green Room of the Congress Hotel. A large number of the faculty were with us and we were also fortunate in having some of the members of the supreme council of the fraternity present. A good time was had by everyone. Praternalism reigned supreme and we all went away feeling that this world was not such a bad place to live in after all. In December the Chicago Alumni Chapter gave a smoker and banquet for Kappa, Iota and Beta Chapters at the University Club. It is impossible to describe the wonderful time we had that evening, but those who were present will never forget it and in years to come will always consider it one of the bright spots in their lives. In January we held a dance in the Crystal Room of the Great Northern Hotel and it was a stunning success. This was one of our open nights and thus out- siders were allowed to enjoy one of Psi Omega's good times. From all appear- ances everyone enjoyed himself to the fullest extent. On the evening of March 29 the Chicago Alumni Chapter and Kappa Chapter held a joint banquet and smoker at the Palmer House. On this evening Drs. lf. H. Hatton and Karl Meyer, recent additions to our faculty, became members of the fraternity. Many interesting and instructive talks were given by members of the faculty and the alumni. April 22, 1922, marked the thirtieth anniversary of the founding of the frater- nity and the occasion was celebrated from coast to coast. In Chicago the three active chapters and the alumni chapter celebrated it by holding a banquet at the University Club. A good many facts on fraternalism were imparted to us that evening and we are much indebted to the speakers for the good, sound advice they gave us. The annual ball of the fraternity given in honor of the outgoing seniors is going to be a greater success this year than ever before. It is the big event of the year and is looked forward to with keen anticipation. The Psi Omega basketball team defeated the Alpha Zeta Gamma team in a hotly contested game at the Schurz High School gym on Tuesday evening. March 6, 1922. The game furnished plenty of excitement from the very beginning to the end. as both teams went in determined to win. Vtlhen the whistle blew for the end of the first half, the losers were leading, 9 to -1, and hence when the second half began our boys went in to fight, and fight hard. This they did, and by superior playing rolled up eight points to our opponents' three during the second half. and the hnal score was, Psi Omega, 123 A. Z. G., ll. The outcome of the game was a surprise to many, due to the fact that the losers had been practicing and playing together for a long time, while our boys had no practice and had never played together before. IJUQGL' 2.98 ta Q 2 -1- sis t - t 'melyentus be CABINET President ....,.......... ,...,,.,,, E . Ebert Vice-President .............................................................................................. M. Hoffman Secretary ...............................,........................................,.........,......... G. R. McLaughlin Cabinet Chairmen-H. E. Denenholz, VV. O. Boeck, T. Tripet, -los. Shafer, VV. F. Cody, V. C.'Frame. Faculty Representative ....t,.... ..... P . G. Puterbaugh PUR POSE To help men to prepare for larger service by development of physical, moral and spiritual qualities. To aid students socially, to establish discussion groups in the school and in the various fraternities of the school. To aid students in obtaining proper room- ing places. In general, to establish good fellowship among students regardless of creed or nationality. VVe are just starting out and our success will depend not on the cabinet but upon the co-operation of the students. VVe are organized to aid and work with the students, not to put something over on them. Give us suggestions as to what you would like in the line of a Y program and we will do our best to carry on. VVhen you come back to school in the Fall we will have a complete list of all the clean, wholesome rooms in the neighborhood. Come in and let us arrange for a room for you, thus saving you a lot of trouble and assuring you a good room. Page 239 -1- 1 K J ' . I Eh wQr se -uc C: fguaf, , -3, ,C ,UNF 71117 ,ay 1 J il r . ' L fin ' 4 f.g ,.: . rig, f' Y' 'N' ' , 3 I QA F , x 1' f-.-.ff .T ' ..-V...-Jr.--.-. , 8 -J -J igwiientns jfeheral Baath Qllluh Six months prior to the close of the VVorld VVar, our Government saw the need of caring for its disabled and wounded. soldiers, not only in respect to giving them adequate hospital facilities, but to give them training that would enable them to spend the remainder of their lives in constructive work and make them self- supporting. To accomplish this, the Division of Rehabilitation was established as an adjunct to the Federal Board for Vocational Education. On July 15, 1921, the above mentioned board was merged with several others to form the U. S. Veterans' Bureau, which now handles all matters dealing with ex-service men. To be eligible to training, the claimant must have a disability incurred in line of duty for which he is drawing compensation, and this disability must be of such a nature as to handicap him in his former vocation. Training is given in any line of work compatible with the man's disability, and the recognized colleges, schools and shops of the country are used for this purpose, The Board pays all expenses incident to a course of training, and in cases of a severe disability and handicap gives an additional allowance of 3100.00 per month for the purposes of main- tenance. The Federal Board Club was recently organized at our college, primarily to secure a better understanding and closer co-operation among its members relative to training problems. During the past year we have been given a two weeks' vacation at the Summer Vacation Camp, Fort Sheridan, Illinois, as well as having been guests at several banquets and entertainments. RGLL OF MEMBERS JUNIORS A F. C. Delling XVm. F. Russell D. McCullough SOPHGMORFS XV111. P. Brown E. H. Mauer A. A. Gordon G. B. XVarren R. S. Reid E. B. Penn R. I. Drury FRESHMFN H. E. Meyers D. C. Mower R. G. Jones VV. Tate A. F.. Toerne J. P. Quinn D. H. LeBlanc Page 241 gg -..J .a Q 4 an Gwpentus H Q -L Sandal Cltlhents ut the Qlpha Zeta Gamma The year was started with a smoker, which was held at the Brownsleigh Club on December 6, 1921. The entertainment, being procured by M. D. Cohen, left nothing to be desired. The faculty was well represented and displayed thc' fact that away from work they could play with the rest of us. December 23, 1921, being the last day before the Christmas holidays, it was thought proper that it be celebrated with a dance. This was held at Garfield refectory and a goodly number of members and pledges were present. The music was good and an enjoyable evening was had by all. The best informal dance that has ever been held by Alpha Zeta Gamma was a joint dance of the three Chicago chapters on March 10, 1922, at the Great Northern Hotel. The music furnished caused everyone to forget about the weather, and a display of pep was shown never equaled before. April 30 marked the final affair of the year. This was the annual dinner- dance at the Hotel Sherman. There was a grand turnout and everyone looked happy. Quite a few of the alumni were present and there was a happy family reunion. burial C!Ehents uf the Xi Belta iBIJi The members of the Xi Delta Phi enjoyed this year a series of social and educational affairs that will be everlastingly engraved in their memories. The commencement of the year's work was celebrated by a dance at the Hum- boldt Refectory. This affair was followed by a dinner and smoker at the Morri- son Hotel, to which new members were invited. For the educational program Drs. Aison and Yan Minden and other mein- bers of the Alumni delivered a series of lectures on various dental topics, by which the members benefited greatly. The crowning event of the year was a banquet given at the Sheridan Plaza Hotel, to which the members of the Faculty were invited. The dinner was fol- lowed by an elaborate program, composed of various artistic entertainments and dancing, which served as stimulating factors towards that friendship and intimacy that always prevails among the members of the Xi Delta Phi. lump 242 g Lg? U U1 qyentms NYM. OPIE VULCANIZING DEPT. X ,- JGHN COSSMAN CURATOR m :lg 2 0 Q Page 243 r 4 to set up a modern, thoroughly line operating 'S' rr r so Mil Q n tu S You Should Have and Can Have cz Good Equzpmenz' A high grade equipment is a wonderful asset to any dentist: there is no doubt about that. XYith a line equipment you are not only in a position to do good worlcg you are inspired to do good work, and your office will command the respect of your clients hy its adequate and pros- perous appearance. The purchase of S. S. lYhite equipment does not require a great amount of cash: you can pay f or it from the current proceeds of your practice. The deferred payment plan will enable you room and start your practice right. Il 'rift' io us or ask yoz11 a'caIe1'. i The S. S. White Dental Mfg. Co. nsince 1844 the Stanclardu Philadelphia 104 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVENUE CHICAGO, ILL. Page 244 LE og a Q hui mpentus H H Be Phoiographed RUSSELL STUDIO REPUBLIC BUILDING Official Photographers of the Class of 1922 PORTRAITS OF DISTINCTION H Us il - -miwpentus - - 3 I o o 'H l'21CtlC DCHtl tl' Before you can open an ollice for the practice of den- yt tistry several important factors must be taken into con- d 1 -1 n I sideration. l. Xkiliere to locate. ll. How to equip your orlice. lll. XYho tu go to for information and service. I Any first-class dental dealer car. help you solve these problems to a greater or less extent. During the past ten years we have probably located and X equipped as many dentists as any concern in America. 1 5 99V2 per cent of the men located by the C. L. 1 Frame Company have been successful because: I. In selecting a location we have considered not only the possibilities for a dentist in the community, but also the tittedness of the man for the place. Uur acquaintance with him during his college career enables us to judge of this. I , Il. VVhen an office is leased every effort is made to see that the most favor- able terms possible are secured both as to rent and revisions. ' III. All revision work is superintended by one of our equipment experts. Vxle have at our command a corps of plumbers, carpenters, electricians and interior decorators, This insures quick and correct results with , mimimuin expense. l IV. Pleasine' oflice environment tends to insure success. Great pains are taken to select interior decorations that are harmonious and in keep- ' ing with the dignity of the profession Notwithstanding this, no dentist should be satisiied with appearances only. All C l.. Frame oftices are I EFFICIENT as well as lllF,fXL l'lFUL. 1 V. Poor business methods cause more failures in dentistry than any other 1 factor, Some of the most successful practices in Chicago are operated in accordance with systems advocated by us and installed under our direction. lzyery effort 15 made to see that the men whom we locate 1 get the proper start in this respect. 5 Regardless of where or when you are going to locate. we would be pleased to consult with you on any of the problems pertaining to your prospective office. 3 C. L. Frame Dental Suppl Co. 1700 Mailers Bldg. Chicago. Ill. it Pug U 2-lo A 1 'J-:uv -3 fl Q 2 2 'S CMD entu s M New designs anrl unsurpassed fea- g tures of beautv anfl utility 1TlEll'li' the H a 1' V a r rl accoine plisl1111e11ts of tl1C scasfm. 'lll1e a ld o 1' 1- illusf trates the utilities of the new Pl-Zl1'X'21l'fl 'lil lylalfmlm' 1 A lim' a 1' t 1 s t 1 C ct- tccts, Cl'll1YClllL'l'lCL' lu y 41 u 1' s e l f antl co111f11rt to your 1121- I 1 tit-nts, see Ha1'x':11'1l lf C11 a i r s. Cabinets. lflectric Engines antl l1 a V e t l1 e 111 fl Q 111 o 11 stratecl to 37011. THE HARVARD COMPANY C.'XN'l'fDN, OI-HD Dental Books Miss Wittmann and Supplies , E Notary P 1lbl1C As used in the Chicago Col- lege of Dental Surgery Chicago College A E of 1 Denial Surgery For Sale at I 1747 W. Harrison st. S peakman s l Congress and Honore Sts. Ildgm' 4 3 42122 -1 u,,- liz, mwlyentus J Y 11. lik New mm' lik Pmalzml SPECIAL FE.'XTL'RES l,I'lS1'1l Glass in doors. Far more expensiye, b u t also liar more at- tractive. Verde Antique Marble Base is more costly than other niarhle, hut more beautiful. 'Interior is more complete in ar- rangement of de- tails than an y other cabinet on the market. l 5 NO. 125 CABINET. PATENT APPLIED FOR SPECIAL lfliA'l'L'Rl2S S t e e l D 1' a W e r Bodies with nia- hogany o r o a li fronts. No more swelling' or stieke ing of drawers. Medicine Closets lined with ll'lzitc Glam, .All other w h i t e medicine closets turn yellow. especially when enamel is painted on wood. THIS STJYS WHITE IllfAL'T1FL'LLY DlfSlilXElD, and the interior was arranged by one who is in constant touch with dentists who know. Our goods can be combined with Chair, liingine, Unit, etc., and pur- chased on one Contract. lllonthly payments if desired. You cannot afford to purchase your ofiice equipment until you haye seen this Cabinet. Om' c'tlZ'tIIOfjI1c' will he IIIUIZCUI 011 rcqzrcsf. T e American abinet om pany TWO RIVERS, WISCONSIN .wiv 248 - -- f--.-.K--of-1---as-Q ff I - X .Ye-V---1---v+ -- - .' m---- W... yr- mwpentusl 'J B H MILLER, President J. H. GLICK, Sec. 8: Treas. The Central Dental Laboratory Co. Incorporated MILLER Sz GLICK O d f ' the rbeesiijqiheraoprgstuiiig Phones: The cleanest and most quickest means of get- Harrison 3291 up-to-date laboratory in tm what you want. Harrison 6346 the country. UR P a t e n t e d Porcelain Veneer Crowns are well Worthy of anyone's attention. Our Feather Plates are in a class by themselves and must be seen to be appre- ciated. Our success in Cast Removable Bridges, Buccal Restorations has been well dem- onstrated. We can point with pride to hun- dreds of satisfied customers who have been using our work, from Maine to California. A trial order will convince you that We make everything that any other laboratory makes, and a good many items that cannot be obtained from anyone else. The Central Dental Laboratories Co. 141 145 W. 36th St., 218-224 S. Wabash Ave., NEW YORK CHICAGO , Pagc 24 EI .... , L 4-ffl rj ,ELA - - . 1 -1 i S -.p-vu' - Y -J fri Vi 1 . I EMD entu S ff 1 5 ll 5 ll 1, K. Appearance Counfe ln the years to Colne, when you are in active practice, your success in your chosen field will be clttcrinincd principally by your z.lmility. XYhilt- ability will he principally responsible for success, there is another lzietor that should liztye great uonsideration. .Xppezirzince counts. Suitable equipment is not only an aid in properly applying your ltnowlcdne and skill as at dentist, but also zi great aid in convincing your patients that you possess lioth. Such an aid is the Stehhinl l'rophylactic Cabinet-a Masterpiece in Steel. lt ein- phasizes Convenient arrztnggeiucnl, service- zllale and practical construction. Supplied to the dentist in snow-xyliite enziniel, grained iuztliogztny and pearl grey over the best fur- niture steel. The Stelnlriirs Cabinet is but one item lroni the line of steel and wooden furniture niziuufzifturctl by us for the convenience of the dentist, Clfflifvlvfi' uzlizlngfzruv and luzllriiiztv nuzilud .111 1'i'q11t'.f1'. Frank S. Betz Co. HAMMOND, INDIANA New York-648 West 48th St. Chicago-30 E. Randolph St. SEN' S 'I EXPRESS AND VAN CO. 412 S.VVood SL Furniture and Piano Moving. Baggage transferred and checked to all depots and boats, 4 trips daily SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS. PHONE WEST 1740 i'i I LA TOSCA RESTAURANT CLEAN, CONVENIENT, CHEAP l G l . . Giannoni 8: Tomei, Proprietors 1801 W. Van Buren Street Twelve Tables Phone West 32691 Seeley 5702 A DESIRABLE PLACE To Spend an Afternoon or Evening Wilson 8: Laughlin BILLIARDS CIGARS, CIGARETTES, TOBACCO Largest and Best Equipped on the West Side. Twelve Tables Fitted with the World's Finest Electric Cushions 1754-56 VAN BUREN, Near Wood Street CHICAGO 7 l'1!gfi' -511 EPB QM' 1- as rfwrirnms -A A INSPECT OUR NEW BANKING HOME Our modern Safety Deposit Yaults Open daily 9 :OO a. ni. to 8:00 p. 111. Member Federal Reserve System. Supervised by Chicago Clearing House Associl tion. Reliance State Bank Madison St. and Ogden Ave. Dudleyis Cafeteria COLLEGE BUILDING WHEN YOU ARE READY TO EQUIP YOUR NEW OF- FICE, be sure and call on or write us about the Bosworth Plan for outfitting Dental Offices on the easy monthly payment plan. We furnish everything that is needed to complete a dental office, which we deliver to you with service plus. Get our blueprint and stationary suggestions before making your linal decisiong you will find them helpful. We always have good locations on file, which are yours for the asking. Harry J. Bosworth Company EXCLUSIVE DENTAL OFFICE EQUIPMENT TOWER BUILDING Michigan Ave. at Madison St. Chicago PHONE CENTRAL 7701 Hygienic Pharmacy, Inc. Successor to J. Leiberman NEO SALVARSAN, CLEAN HYPODERAIICS. COMPLACENT RIOISOGICALS IXODAIXS, DRUGS, CIGARS, SODAS 1820 Ogden,Ave. Phone West 0134 Wm- 85196 Algeo START RIGHT-WEAR vt. . r .',',V!fAl O' iii' U Mfrs. of the N O W S C 0 La Flor De COATS AND s1vIoCKs ALGEO NORTI-IWESTERN All Havana Cigar Marshfield Ave. and Van Buren St. 508 S Wabash Ave CHICAGO ' ' P1190 -A 1922 -- Ewllentus 0 .ff 1511? 2Z:zZ Grows EARLY every man in practice has in mintl as the most essential item of equipment si com-- plete, efheient Upeixat- ing Unit. But concili- tions may not perinit hi1n to realize his ifleal immecliately. Usually he contents himself with the purchase mf Q h e El ii substitutes, meaning' to scrap theni when fortune fziwws. The Electro Dental Units are built on at clif- lff ' ui P f ' ff J' I ferent principle. 'l'he Junior l'nit, bi' the aflclition uf certain items, grows ii Consists of: ito El Senior. The Junior Unit Engine, Fountain Cuspidor, Bracket and Table, Gas and Air Outlets, Bunsen Burner, Pedestals and Base install this, zincl grad uzilly :ulrl parts and accessories. and soon You will have the most moclern, the most efficient and the most complete iflpeinting' Unit that any tlentist can purchase. A sk :in V cleziler or salesnizin to give' you furtliei' details of The Unit that Grows 'GO DS .1 v W i , F ul W Qs, 47 O 'Noi' 'Z' 6 1 IIIPNR' ELECTRO DEN5FAL MANUFACTURING' COE rzliiladebnhia 11170 777 'n En .,. i. ,, , ,i..w...,.. . K .z.,......w,... B- L, ff, V ' EE hui 'Q' Q' mwpentus CI-IICAGO COLLEGE OF DE TAL SURGERY 1747 XYEST HARRISON STREET CHICAGO, ILLINOIS FALL SEASON OPENS FIRST TUESDAY IN OCTOBER REQUIREMENTS OF ADMISSION Graduation from a secondary school, approved or ac- credited by its State I nix'ersity or its State Department of Public Instruction, or like standardizing agency of equal rank, or a certificate of matriculation without con- dition in the College of Arts and Sciences of a State University or Institution of equal rank, may be accepted as meeting the preliminary educational requirements for admission. Each student, however, will be required to obtain a Dental Student's Qualifying Certificate from the Department of Registration and Education of the State of Illinois and file same with the Registrar ofthe School. POST-GRS--XDUIXTE COURSES OFFERED IN SELECTED SUBJECTS ADDRESS REGISTRAR Chicago College of Dental Surgery fs -A1922 ff' if r'5wDentusi -el L- l PHONE: WEST 4845 SUCCESS HOLSTON Is Dependent Upon Ability, Co-Operation of those he serves, Emcieney in Practice EFFICIENCY liemzmds conservation of time and use of mzlterizzls positive in produc- ing perfect results. BROPHY PRODUCTS Meet these demands. Manufactured by Brophy Dental Mfg. Co. 1865 OGDEN AVE. CHICAGO, ILL. Physicians', students', hospital, nurses' supplies KODAKS-CANDIES 1825 Ogden Ave., at Van Buren St. I S. L. BAKER, R. Ph. G. THE COLLEGE DRUG STORE Also LIGHT LUNCHEON MEET YOUR FRIENDS HERE 400 S. ASHLAND BLVD. Corner Van Buren PHONE WEST 007-6 JAKE J. B. GALLOWAY PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST BARBER SHOP 1625 W. Van Buren Street, Van Buren and Wood Streets CHICAGO TELEPHONE WEST 1789 ommercial Colortype Co. ENGRAVERS HALF-TONE, ZINCS, OR ANY KIND OF PRINTING PLATE 400 S. CLINTON ST. CHICAGO, ILL age 254 E -P12122 -E f- Phepentus -Q- The Art of -Printing S MORE than a mere matter of cold type, black ink and white paper. It is the expert combination of these elements and ability to visualize the iinished product. The supervision of the various de- partments of this organization co-op- erating to bring this about is in the hands of men long schooled in good printing. Their expert knowledge, backed by a thoroughly eflicient organization both as to equipment and personnel, is at your service for solving your Publish- ing and Commercial Printing Problems. PIONEER PUBLISHING COMPANY PRINTERS AND PUBLISHERS 11121416 North Boulevard Oak Park, Illinois Pay -21922 rw .T Q ,, fr-Lf' if ,X ff fm - ?,-,ff .-it . WF? ,Q ,cgi - V, 'Z' J: ., ff: : 1- F512 5 Q I , '14 ,liz 79,-.. ,.. . V ? ' r 'MT' .J 3 I-.'-I 'A u 'sf-, . -1' 5, , ,. YU TSM Qggfifz ,'Tf?:f!... f 4. ,. . fwfr T 5 ' , I fu 4' , . X A... 15: . 14, ,1 A . Fei? .35 ' 'K , 1 .. , .. A' 1 p . C, . .1 6 4 O I A ,J-W! 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