Chestnut Ridge High School - Lion Yearbook (New Paris, PA)

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been escorted to the luxurious Satellite Hotel owned by DALE DAVIS and IIM OTTO, I imme- diately went to my room. Imade a quick change and took off for the Cheese Bowl. The three star players in the line up for the Ridge Runners were RICHARD PRICE, NORMAN SILL. and RON RHOADES, better known as Hammerhead The play by play action was announced by the two famous announcers, BARBARA CLOUSER and MARIE WAY as the spotters CHARLES WERNER and IIM WILSON gave the vital statistics. I spied several old classmates in the audience namely OMA RAE BAREFOOT, DARLENE BENTON, BECKY BEUTMAN, and NORMA IEAN CLAYCOMB. Ibumped into the famous photographers, CYRIL HOOVER and ALICE FLEEGLE, who were taking shots of the fast action on the field while I was eating a space submarine. On my way back to the hotel, I got a terrible toothache from the sub I had eaten. So I told the driver, IANICE KING to take me to the nearest dental service. As the receptionist. NANCY MICKEL took me into the dental office, to my surprise I recognized the dentist as BILL BRANDT. He was very sorry that his wife, the former IEANNE CRISSEY, couldn't be there to see me because she was working at her art studio. After I got my teeth fixed, I was ready to continue my flight to the moon. As we climbed steadly into the ionisphere, the scientist aboard, IANICE RININGER, spotted the moon. Our navigators, BERTHA SIVITS and AUDREY LEPPERT, made plans for our spectacular landing. As the hatch was opened, we were greeted by the musclemen of the moon, DICK IOHNSON, BILL HAHN, and DEAN MILLER. I began my assignment on the moon by touring the famous Moon Fish Hatchery owned by DIANA FISHER and NANCY OLDHAM. I recognized three of the guides as SHIRLEY BERKEY, IUDITH HAWN. and DONNA HINSON. As I was completing my tour at the Fisher and Oldham Hatchery, I ran into none other than the famous movie star, ROBERT TAYLOR. who was vacationing on the Moon. My next tour was of the Milky Way Plant where MARCIA CUPPETT showed just how this candy was manufactured. I recognized four of the special dietitians as VIOLET CARSON, DOLLIE FLEEGLE, BONNIE MOSKEY, and IOAN BROWN. From the Milky Way Plant I proceeded to the Green Cheese Factory owned by IOYCE MILLER and MABEL PRICE. As I toured the plant, the guide told me that the fac- tory's head cheese saleswomen, EILEEN DAVIS and PAT GERULA, had sold over 52,000,000 worth of green cheese. I then decided to see a movie called Earth People produced and directed by BEVERLY MICKLE. Starring in the movie were SALLY SOLDEN and IOANN CLAYCOMB. Their Co-stars were STATLER MILLER and IOE LEONARD. My next touring stop was at the Moon Beam Beach, slightly different from those on earth but still very relax- ing. As I was tanning in the sun, I saw that two of the lifeguards, DONNA FOOR and PEGGY HESLOP, were speaking to GARY HAUCK, who was repairing his speed boat for the lunar speed boat race. About the time I was beginning to really enjoy my visit at the beach, MARY IANE GELLER announced over the loud speaker that I was to report to my hotel at once to answer an important telephone call from Earth. I hurried back to the hotel and asked the operator, PHYLLIS MITCHELL, to ring the earth number that was left for me at the desk. To my surprise the call was from my boss. PAT FEATHERS, head of the reporting department. She told me that I was to leave at once for Mars where CAROL FRI'I'Z and MYRTLE IONES would meet me to start my next assignment. So I, PATSY MCDONALD. your reporter for the Moon Daily Times, having enjoyed my stay on the Moon, am now leaving for Mars to undertake my next challenge as a reporter. Thirty Six

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CLASS PROPHECY OPERATION TAKE OFF Hi friends. Here, I, the newly appointed correspondent of the Moon Daily Times. am at Cape Canaveral, Florida, awaiting the launching of the newest in rockets, the Lion V-59. As I await my big story, I notice the great engineers, IIM MACINTYRE and HARRY DAVIS mak- ing final adjustments before the launching. As I boarded the rocket for my flight to the moon. I was greeted by the space hostesses, ELEANOR OLDHAM and NANCY HAUCK, and the flight nurse, MARIAN MILLER. At the controls of the rocket is the great space man, DON FLEEGLE lshades of the Mayfloweri, and his co-pilot, IIM LONG. As the zero hour approaches, the count down man, PAUL HERLINE calls out the seconds. At the sound Blast off! IIM HOOVER releases the controls and we are off for the Moon. The first stop on my eventful flight was at space station Fishertown X-32 where I was greeted by the famous senator, THEODORE BENNA and his entourage namely SHIRLEY DAVIS, SHIRLEY BOWSER, HAL BOLLMAN, and CHARLES HENNIS. Since this was the ma- jor day of the centennial. the senator invited me to dine at the Flash Blast Inn owned and operated by PHYLLIS SMITH and IEAN WAMBAUGH. Having taken our order, the waitress, DELORES BENDER turned it over to the well-known chef, LARRY YOST. Our eve- ning was made more enjoyable by the music of PATSY EGOLFS jet-lined orchestra. I recognized some of the notable musicians as CAROL ALLISON, GALEN LEHMAN, SANDRA MATTERN, and DALE WEYANT. The featured vocalist, making one of her rare planetary appearances, was DIANE WRIGHT. Because I was anxious to reach my destination, I sped back to the space port in a fabulous jet racer driven by the champion of all space racers, GINETTE SAYLOR. When I reached the space port, IOE BERKEY and LYNN STRAYER were refueling the Lion V-59 for the next takeoff. Since the takeoff was delayed, I decided to have my hair restyled at Critchie's Beauty Salon. IAMES CRITCHFIELD and IANET HENGST are the wealthy owners of the salon. One of the beauticians, MEREADA BROWN, styled my hair in the latest Iet-age Chignon, while CONNIE ELLIS manicured my finger tips. Finally we were ready for the takeoff. As I boarded the rocket, I met an old classmate, RICHARD CLAYCOMB, the famous African head hunter, who was now going to prove the old saying that the moon is made of green cheese. He was accompanied by his famous head-shrinking assistants, HARRY HYDE and LORRAINE SHAFFER. I ' On the way to the next space station, we met another rocket and stopped for a brief chat with famous artist, MARIAN MCCREARY. who was taking her masterpiece of The Moon back to Earth for exhibition. We said farewell to the pilot, STEVE CALLIHAN, and our rocket once again was on its way to the next space station. Having traveled a few thousand miles, we were told to fasten our safety belts to make ready for our landing at space station Pleas- antville X-Y-Z. I was greeted by the famous space football coach, LARRY IMGRUND, who gave me a free pass to see his Romping Ridge Runners play at the Cheese Bowl. Having Thirty Five I

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