Chestnut Hill Academy - Caerulean Yearbook (Chestnut Hill, PA)

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PROPHECY Ambassador Peter Benz Swrss Embassy Genera Switzerland Dear Pete I regret wrrtrng you this way Pete but owing to my capacity as Perma Turnpike Commrssroner I am forced to exact a frne of S13 52 for your breach of the speed on your last srsrt here We missed you at our fifteenth class reunron Ca week ago Tuesdayj which was hrghlrghted by the class appearance on American Bandstand Tom Fernley the agrng but strll spry MC arranged thrs unexpected pleasure It was indeed br zarre to see pious old Drayton Valentine rector emeritus of Christ Church rn Philadelphia dancing all the latest steps to the musrc of Thorpe Ferdt now famous bongo player wrth Thelonious Monk who played some of the newer jazz records on the program Tom surprised us all by playing a record made by John Tuton who 1S currently recognized as the natron s top square dance caller ohn howeser refused to appear rn person because of a feud with Games Campbell who was overly persistent rn beggrng for the job of srttrng wrth john s son during the latters next engagement Another absentee was esse Dickson presently dorng trme rn San Quentin for draft dodging Poor old esse' He got rn doubly hot water at the prison for rnsrstrng on wearing Bermuda shorts and knee socks instead of ordinary prrson garb The program was interrupted for five minutes whrle the famous Senator Robert L QBobblesj Jones gave a lengthy speech declaring the use of Navy frogmen outmoded This of course enraged Brll Bracken who has only one more year rn this naval branch to become elrgrble for a pension Stephen Peake was seen not only as a member of the class but also rn hrs offrcral positron of the man rn the Remington shaver commercral which was used several trmes on the show Bud Raach a prompter with the Old Vrc rn New York Boys Assocratron of Needlersj with C P Pearson stunt drrxer who was unfortunately rnvolved rn an accident on the way to the stuclro We re all hoping that hell pull through this hrs thrrty frrst mishap all rn Ford Company Products Most upset are Stu Forer and Strles Patton hrs prt man and mechanic respectively The rock n roll set screamed with glee when M C Fernley threw out candy bars provrded by Clrff Sweets Swarn now head of the candy concessron of all Harlem Globe Trotters bmketball games It seems that Drck Malmed and Brll Rode have gotten together as busrness associates The former rs an ear muff mag nate wrth Overlarge Ears Corp and the latter has become hrs model srnce hrs retrrement from the Detroit Lrons back freld Also present was Dud Wfarwrck whose job has for three years been to keep down rrots that occur from trme to trme outsrde the studio MAD Magazme edrtor Terry Clattenburg promises a complete satirical coverage of the reunron As we stepped outsrde we saw Rrck Ballard who explalned that rn order to keep hrs hopped up 48 Dodge runnrng he had had to work overtrme rn hrs job of newsboy for the Chrzrtmn Srzenre Momtor Rrck rt seems flunked out of Har vard rn hrs Junior year He was so discouraged at berng cut from the paper for submitting a controversial relrgrous ar trcle that hrs famous organrzatron went to pot And so Pete Iask reluctantly for you to pay the required frne rn please American currency I remarn srr your humble servant :yo Joseph CJ0eyJOrmaf1 Penna Turnprke Commissioner Polrce Barracks Harrisburg Pa P S Mrght be nrce to send C P a get well card 7 ' 3 Y 7 . ' . . . V7 y Y. . Y . . . . , . 7- . , . , - - ' H, ' I . Y O , . D A A l ! . , 7 ' 7 ' - J s Y 7 i a l I Y ' 7 3 7 . , . . G , . - . , could hardly be suppressed in his desire to speed up Steve's lines. Steve, it should be mentioned, is also co-director of B.A.N. C , . . . I . y .Y , . . . l , - . . 7 . i 5 3 ' . . , ., - ' a . , . , . y . . I , . , ' 7 1 ' , . , : . . . , , . l . , ., 7 5 1 ' 43

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CLASS WILL Wfhen rn the course of human ey ents rt becomes necessary for the Class of Nrneteen Hundred and Frfty nrne to drs solxe the polrtrcal bands whrch haye connected rt mth the school and rn a yxord graduate the Class should declare the causes whrch haye rmpelled rt to the separatron Not only do we declare them but we lease them behrnd to contamrnate others We hold these Truths to be self eyrdent and therefore make thrs our last Wrll and Testament wrth apologres to ohn Hancock and Mr Anderson rn that order Ballard leay es hrs bovs tre to Paul Werbos Benz leay es hrs slap shot to Srd Lea Bracken leay es hrs school sprrrt to Paul Karser Campbell leay es Mr Rhoda alone Clattenberg leay es the Ivzurez to Ed Sargent Drckson leay es hrs Bermuda shorts to Mr Anderson Ferdt not to be outdone also leay es the N :urea to Fd Sargent l'ernley leay es the azz Band for good ones leaxes hrs bull storres to Loy elle Malmed lean es hrs set to Tom XY'hrte Orman wants to leaye Patton len es hrs car rn the garage Peake leax es hrs grrls to ay Toney Pearson leay es hrs athletrc proyx ess to Bruce Xvhelrhan Raach leay es hrs study habrts to Tom Ralston Rode leax es hrs cow boy hat to Adnan Srmon Svs arn leay es hrs slouch to Frank larey Tuton leay es hrs chrn to ack Beecham Valentrne leax es hrs wardrobe to Mr Brock Wamrck leay es hrs tact to Pete Stanley of o 5f q 'T Yarm- 7A,4fs7traU4j wif 'Two X F Znu-ld NJAJL-4fm73l gzpmp ,M 721-4171? Lzfmwfaif '757' HLMAAWE. 'VS'-Q'- WJGAW Wr.Uffkz?r4-X ,c FQ fr 'MQ- J ' P,:z2f,:,r ' lmmmsn J 5 ' ee 7244! ,ae--.. ffefe It fffafwwf I ' . , ' . 4 V V J . 4 Forer leaves his drags for joe Groff. r V V . I . J V V. . . Y ' . A J T l may f u . ' 6 , : FD 42 '

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VALEDICTORY And so we leave Some of you wont remember us a month some I hope mll newer forget us We wrll alvn ays remember you not perhaps as rndrvlduals but as frrendly faces rn the halls as bolsterous laughter rn the dlnlng room or as steamy shadows ID the gym Llfe rt sometrmes seems 1S a scnes of good byes a never endrng suc cessron of partrngs Present tres and frrendshrps may never dlsappear completely but before long they wrll be nothrng but memorles for all but a few New frrends wlll replace old hellos w1ll follovl goodbyes The vsorld moves on and we and you must move wrth 1t Where aut go vue must The future beckons So dont lament our partlng too much Others wrll soon take our place And dont worry too much about us for vue too wrll frnd new frrends Remember now and then the good trmes we have shared and the thrngs we have accomphshed together and we w1ll be happy Today we pass the leadershrp of Chestnut Hlll Academy on to our frrends rn the frfth form The school IS therrs now for a year to change or mold as they desrre Influence povler and leadershrp-thrs rs the herrtage we leave them May they use lt for the best If next year grves them as much as thrs year dld us rf they are as sad next une as we are novv then Chestnut Hlll Academy and the thmgs rt stands for are not rn va1n Valedrctorran 52 - I , 7. Y . 7 Y 1. 7 ' 3 7 3 5 1 V ' ' 7 . . -B . V v V V . . 7 7 5 ' we go, what we do, and how much we accomplish, only time can tellg ' Y 1 7 . ' V , . , . , 7 . . . ' 7 7 , I U . . , C