Chestertown Central School - Panther Yearbook (Chestertown, NY)

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LAST IVILL AND TESTAMENT Jerry Ellen leaves her tailor-made shop apron to Mike Packer. May he wear it with pride. Andrea leaves her ability to sleep in Study Hall to anyone who can get away with it. Ardath leaves her ability to talk to anyone who can keep up with her. June leaves her diner seat to any of the Juniors who can keep it warm. Martha leaves her ability to tell Harold Moffit to shut up to Mrs. Magee. Grace leaves 7th period Study Hall to anyone who can aggravate Mrs. Magee. Karen leaves her scorekeeping ability to George Wertime if he can keep his mind on it. Tom leaves his locker to anyone who wants to clean it. Steve leaves the BLACK STREAK to Mr. Ross. Kenny leaves his nickname RABBIT to anyone foolish enough to earn it. Lou leaves his ability to swear at the refs to Stanley Koenig. Walt leaves his noon hour smoking privileges to Coach Sullivan. Charlie leaves his car to Kevin Jones. David leaves his supercalafragilisticexpialidocious mathematical computation to Mr. Wentworth. Rich leaves his Back Flips to Sue Culver. Bill leaves his ability to fake it through History to Pat Malone. James is not leaving his camera to anyone. It costs too much. Peter Bedell his old flip-tops to Coach Sullivan. Brian Bennett leaves his nickname Booper to Teddy Little. John Clougher leaves his love of poetry to Mrs. Magee. 27

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PROPHECY Well, here we are in 1985 at a reunion of the class of '65. We are still awaiting the arrival of many of our guests. Here comes Jerry-Ellen and Ardath. Ardath married John Caruso and now lives in a Hollywood mansion with scores of servants to care for her 15 children. Jerry-Ellen married Oleg Casini and they now own a shop in Paris. In case you haven't heard,Jerry- Ellen has been nominated World Hair Stylist of the year. Tom has just ar- rived in his Rolls Royce. He is starring in his own T. V. series, Thomas Perry Mason . Just for the record, he hasn't won a case yet. Ken and Rich- ie are here now. They are enjoying the success in the music field. They have just received a gold record for selling a million copies of The Red River Valley Boogie Woogie . Andrea, June, Karen, Grace and Dave have come. Andrea has been awarded the Nobel Physics Prize for her outstanding achieve- ment of finding an easy way to pass high school Physics. June is handing out autographed copies of her Pulitizer Prize winning book 2084. Karen is a world famous horse trainer at the Picidilly Circus and Grace is living in Wash- inton, D. C., where she will resume the duties of the Secretary of Defense. Dave has just finished a 500 mile hike under President Thomas Sullivan's Physical Fitness Program to see Elizabeth Taylor. Here comes Martha! For a while we didn't know if she would be able to make it. She is residing in North Viet Nam where her husband, Mark, is a Major General in the U. S. Army. What's that noise? Oh, it's Charlie, Brian, and Bill. They are em - ployed by General Motors Corporation and are designing the 1986 Ford Road- runner presently. Did you hear about Walt? He has a monopoly on all the jokes in the world. He has them listed as to their funniness. Can't tell a joke now without first consulting Walt. Louie has just returned from a safari in Africa where he captured a 5 footed orangotang. Steve has just won the Indianapolis 500 with his Pontiac. James has been awarded the Mars Playboy Prize for the best picture of Miss Mars.