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■Hast IPtU atilt (Lestmtmtt. We, the members of the Senior class of 1953» being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following: Art Winchip leaves his soda Jerking ability to Bobby Flachbarth. Bill Moore leaves his privilege of being a senior to Ted Hall (if he makes it.) Nick O’Connor leaves his height to Neil O’Connell. Anne Frazier leaves her ability for oral book reports to Joan Roden. ’ Bill Tennyson leaves his daily office sessions to Vic Maxam.” Joe Dematties leaves his school skipping ability to Chuck Roberts (may he use it wisely.) Gene Flachbarth leaves his monitors job to Andy Dixon. Dick Raymond leaves his student council presidency to Dick Ten- nyson. Phil Perry leaves his A and P Job to the weakest member of the Junior class.(guess who) Ruth Altrock leaves her very even temper to Mrs. Wentworth. Janet Little leaves part of her weight to Claire Culver (she could use it.) Teresa Bartlett leaves her French phonetic drill packaged and tied to the future French 3 class. Almeda Moffitt leaves her history ability to anyone who wants it. Carolyn Holmes leaves her ability to do math to Jane Smith. Evelyn Tennyson leaves her algebraic ability to Dude O’Connor. The senior class leaves the Light Heavyweight Championship to Mr. Brinkman. The entire senior class leaves it’s superior intelligence to the members of the Junior Class.” 18
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Class Prophecy It is the year 1975. Professor Wentworth, Dean of U.S.M. (University of Solar Mathematics ) Looks through his scrapbook and many memories of the Class of 53 flow back to him It doesn't seem possible that such a length of time has passed. What are they doing now? Well, let us look into the future and see. Bill Moore, after graduating, became the worlds greatest Engineer. His most noted achievement was the building of the bridge between the earth and the moon, an accomplishment that would baffle an ordinary engineer--- but not Bill. Joe DeMatties, who while still a student, had developed a knack for breaking game laws, (his motto-- There never was a law that couldn't be broken. ) is now doing a short stretch up the river for obvious reasons. Art Winchip really got busy after graduation. While at Janser's he invented a Jerkless soda which ran all the ice cream companies out of business. Now Art has a monoply on the whole works. Ruth Altrock has made a big name for herself as a professional model. Her life is not without trouble, though it seems that she makes so much money that the government is always pestering her for loans. Phil Perry seems to have the most bounce of all the graduates, he is the Worlds Champion Bronc Rider. Anne Frazier is now a Hollywood Columnist—with her gift of gab she's a natural. (No offence, Anne.) Janet Little is now a secretary for Shrimp and Mackeral fish import- ers. She's thinking of quitting though. She doesn't like shrimp. Teresa Bartlett always wanted to be a nurse. She got what she wanted but not where she wanted. She is now head nurse of Lower Lower SLOBOVIA Hospital. Gene Flachbarth became a world famous carpenter. He built the world's tallest building (8CC stories) but, he forgot one thing—gravity. The darned thing sank out of sight and popped up in China somewhere. Tough luck, Hez. Speaking of tough luck, Bill Tennyson really had it. He went into the used car business but didn't make out very well. He might have done better though, if he had sold the cars for more than he paid for them. Dick Raymond became president of the Foundation of Rehabilitated Drunks, a subsidiary of Alcoholics Anonymous and has made model citizens of many of them. Evelyn Tennyson turned out to be a real success in her field. She is an e pert in the study of the human mind and has learned something of great importance—people think they know more than they really do. Carolyn Holmes bepame the first woman lumberjack. She says I'm the only woman lumberjack, and I like it. No other lumberjack can make this statement. Almeda Moffitt became head-mistress at an orphanage,and now her life is filled with children's voices from dawn to dark. Bless their little pointed heads. Nick O'Connor became president of the Little Jiffy Cosmic Meat Ball factory. Gad, what an end! To think that such an end should come to such a promising class, thinks Mr. Wentworth, as he closes his scrapbook. 17
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