Chester High School - Reflector Yearbook (Chester, VA)

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A Klassick A Scotchman named McINTOSH entered a Jew shop which was situated in a HIGHTOWER. “Veil,” said Abie, “Vhat WOOD you haf?” Sandy stuck his thumbs in his VEST, “I want some SMITH Bros, cough drops. How much?” “Fife cents,” came the reply. “I’ll give you FORE cents.” “It SIMS to me that you’re a JETER.” “Shut up, I think that this is PRET-LOW of you,” said Sandy, grabbing Abie by his GUZA pipe and PATTON his head against the wall. “Turn loose, dot feels BAIRD. Oh ! Hoiman, bring me de axe by de door.” When Abie had the axe, he turned to the son of the heather, saying: “Now, I gif you two minutes by the CLARKE on de wall to leave here.” “What?” “HESS just vhat I said,” replied Abie, “and if you don’t, you vill haf a nice little green mound in some WOODY LOTZ, vhere de COLE vinds blow in de vinter.” “JENNINgs that AVENT, I WILSON come and haunt you DAILEY, until you CONDrey stand it no longer.” However, the Scotchman decided to leave, so he climbed into his TUDOR sedan, and BENTley his attention to his OTEY- mobile. “The old ROBER(tson), he said, “I should have MAR (tin) ed up his face.” “Veil, dot’s DUNN,” said the Jew as his nerves resumed their FARMER steadiness. He then sat down in his FOSTER father’s chair, picked up COLLIER’S, delved his hand deep into a HINES’ pickle jar, and, bringing forth part of its contents, proceeded to make himself comfortable while reading the race review. “Oh, Hoiman ! I think dot JOHNSON’S YANCEY will be a GOODWYN, let’s bet on him.” Thus endeth the parable of what happens when a Scotchman and a Jew come together. — Edward D. Robertson.

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Operetta “The Feast oT the Little Lanterns” In Two Acts Given by Members of the Glee Club Friday, March 7, 1930 Chester High School Auditorium Cast of Characters: Princess Chan ------ Ow Long (Governess to Princess) Wee Ling (Maid to Princess) Mai Ku (Japanese Juggler Girl) Lois Johnson Elizabeth Morris Mildred Perdue Teresa Lanzarone Ensemble : Sopranos : Altos : Brodnax Robertson Laura Hurt Daphne Petty Doris Smith Helen Davidson Katherine Goodwyn Virginia Horner Margaret Clarke Nellie Aldridge Esther Johnson Edith Harvey Mildred Jeter Virginia Jeter Grace Conyers Mildred Davis Mayme Newton ACT I. Solos : On a Day - There Ought To Be a Law In China Ghost Song - 0 Little Ball .... Princess Chan Ow Long Wee Ling Mai Ku Act II. 0 Beautiful - The Beautiful Peacock Was Preening His Wings What She Keeps Up Her Sleeve - Princess Chan Wee Ling Ow Long H[ Page Seventy-One

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