Chester High School - Reflector Yearbook (Chester, VA)

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The Reflector 1 92 t 79 Mr. Tyler what Wood you do with Albright pupils, that sang like Mar- tin’s in Taylor’s Ward? Hurt or Harin(on) ? Wallace: I don’t think that I deserved zero on my English lesson.” M iss Martin: “That was the least that I could give.” :oo : — :oo : — Miss Martin: Is there any con- nection between the animal and vegetable kingdom? Henry: Yes, ma’am; hash! Mrs. Hurt: (In history class) William tell me about the death of Alexander. William Pretlow: I don’t know Mrs. Hurt. I didn’t get my paper yesterday. Lucia: He had the impudence to ask me for a kiss ! Mary: The idea! What cheek!! Lucia: He wasn’t particular which. — :oo : — :oo : — Percy (at drug store): Mr. Wood sent me here for something but I’ve forgotten what it was. Doc. Organ: Turpentine? Sul- phur, Peroxide? Alcohol? Percy: No, none of those. Doc Organ : You’d better go back and see what you came for. Percy: That’s it —a nickle’s worth of Camphor. Miss Albright: “Emmett, have you worked your proposition”? Emmett: “Yes, ma’am, I have it all eept the proof.” Mrs. Hurt: “What is an Anec- dote ?” Edward: “A funny, short tale.” Mrs. Hurt: “Yes, give me an ex- ample. Edward: “The rabbit has an Anecdote.”