Chester High School - Ravelings Yearbook (North Manchester, IN)

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Late News and Predictions of Things To Come Stay tuned in tor the latest news and predictions of things to come by that famous commentator Walter Troder. (Jood evening. Mr. and Mrs. Chesterite. Let s go to press! FLASH! The Oney-Werking case is coining to a triumphant close. Lawyer Buford Baker disting- uished himself when he cross-examined Frances Smith, witness for Bonnie Werking. and proved that Herman Oney had deliberately shot Bonnie Werking with one of Cupid s arrows. FLASH! Doctor J. Charles Ebbinghouse suffered a flat head when he bumped it on a low ceil- ing this morning. Doctor V. Joseph Piper, assisted by his nurse. Betty June Steller, will operate. FLASH! F.dith Hippensteel, clerk in the fiMko Dime Store, has inherited $1,000,000. She will go to California. She stated to reporters that when she returns, she expects to start a home—a home for maiden ladies! FLASH! Professor and Mrs. Max Coblentz have perfected a new explosive which they call M. M. M. Professor Coblentz started his experiments in his high school chemistry class. Mrs. Coblentz was the former Mary Margaret Brandenburg. Inventor Todd Enyeart has also made an addition to the chemical world by making a new type of chewing gum that never wears out and retains its flavor forever. FLASH! Radio singer, Helen Clouser, lost her voice today when she tried to reach high C. Mar- ian Boer, an innocent by-stander, had her hearing impaired when she stopped to listen to Helen run over some scales. FLASH! Marian Larrison, famous movie star, has been chosen “Miss Romance of Indiana.” Her closest competitor was Veva Martin, who was disqualified for giggling. FLASH! Rosie Heeter won the All-American Auto Race with her famous Model T. She also broke all world records for speed on wheels when her little racer went 180-miles per hour. FLASH! Walter J. Penrod, a local farmer, has succeeded in growing mashed potatoes. FLxperta say that this development will begin a new era in man's progress. FLASH! Virginia Orr, trombone player for Spike Jones, is facing suit. While at practice the other day she let the slide of her trombone slip and it went into Joann Garrison’s mouth. Joann nearly choked on some pop corn she was eating, and so she is bringing Virginia to court for damages. F'LASH! Kate Taylor, radio comedian and singer, fainted after laughing for three hours at a new joke she had just created. Harry J. Walther, announcer for Kate’s program, read the joke and has been in stitches since. And now a word from my sponsor! Buy only the best. Put us to the test. Eat Cornwell’s soy bread

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I. Dora Deckena, will a few extra inches of my height to Hex Schilling. I, Joe Piper, will my good temperament to my brother, Dick. I. Herman Oney. will my track ability to that up and coming track star of the future, Frederick ’‘Nicotine” Kling. I. Joan Garrison, will my appendix to any one who cares to have it. I. Betty June Steller, will my rhyming dictionary to the junior class poet. I. Harry J. Walther, will my ability to play a clarinet to Mr. Leckrone. I, Esther Greer, will my diamond ring to Bernadine Steller and my “grades” in citizenship to Helen Frantz. I, Virginia Orr, will my ability to play the trombone to Byron Wagoner. I'. Walter J. Penrod, will my front seat in the assembly to Bob Ziegler. I. Walter Troder. will my squeaky shoes to Mr. Smith for unknown reasons. I, Margaret Krom. will my belt to Mary Louise Clark to keep up her slacks at the bindery cn Saturday. I. Veva Martin, will my laugh to Leigh Jackson. I. Bonnie Werking. will my seat in the assembly to anybody that can keep Marilyn Warren company. I. Kathryn Taylor, will my awkwardness to the future basketball boys in the hope that they may overcome it. I. Sally Hartwell, will my ability in Latin to Henry Y'oung. I. Doris Wa gamuth, will the middle seats in the school bus to the Liberty Mills kids. I. Edith Hippensteel, wi.l my longest dress to Janet Metzger. I. Rex Flohr, will my good looks to Fred Kling. I, Gene Schroll, will my curly hair to Louella Blocher. I. Todd Enyeart, wil! my hearty voice to Jim Hammond and my midddle name, Henry, to Rex Flohr’s first son. I. Janet Dale, will my quiet disposition to Gladys Airgood. I. Keith Frieden. will my girl shyness to Ralph Kester. I. Bill Wright, will my heel plates to Mr. Smith. I. Mary Margaret BranJettu g. will my technique to keep a steady boy friend to Dorothv Gripe. In witness whereof we do here place our hand and seal this twentieth day of April, Nineteen Hundred and Forty-Six, A. D. The Senior Class of 1946

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With Cornwell’s soy spread. Drink Cornwell’s soyee. Not old-fashioned coffee. Use an umbrella of soy. And rain will he a joy. Drive Cornwell’s Soymobile Made of soy instead of steel. Buy only the best! Although we are modest You’ll save when you invest In Cornwell’s Soy! It’s best! And now my predictions of things to come! FIRST! I predict that Mr. and Mrs. Rex Flohr will turn their City Super Service Station of Ser- Margaret Kmin' S° 8 8eCO d hone-vmo™ in ear future. Mrs. Flohr was the former SKCOND- I predict that Merle Keaffaher will win first prize in the New York International Art Classics. rH I HD! I predict that Captain Keith Frieden of the Army and Sgt. Leon Frantz, a Marine, will be invited by the President of the United States to sit in on a conference concerning better pay for service men. I also predict that Major Phyllis Bolinger. Chief of the W.A.C.. will be present. Mil RTH! I predict that the “Wee H. Wright” match factory owned by William Wright will have to admit they are wrong. Automatic cigarette lighters do have their points. Now here are some last minute bulletins. FLASH! Sally Hartwell has taken the position of Latin teacher at Chester High. She will start her new job next Monday. FLASH! Sea Spray, owned by Doris Walgamuth won the Kentucky Derby by a nose from Fleet- wing owned by Mary Rose Harrison. That’s all from the news room at this time. Good night, good listening and good news. The following is transcribed: Ladies! Do you want to be as beautiful as su h famous people as Wilma Hobbs? Go to the TIMELY TIP BEAUTY SHOP. Their assembly line turns out beautiful women in a matter of a few hours. Joan Shaffer washes your hair and prepares it for a special type of permanent wave. As Janet Dale gives you the wave, lmogene Helvey gives you a manicure. Esther Greer finishes with a facial. Here is what Gene Sehroll, interviewer of fa nous Power’s models, says, and I quote, “Take a timely tip and go the Timely Tip Beauty Shop for their customers can always be picked out of a crowd.”