Chester High School - Coyote Yearbook (Chester, MT)

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When The night of the Junior-Senior Banquet, Kay had the extraordinary ability of looking into the future. Ann asked her to foretell what the Class of '68 would be doing in the year 1988. In her vision she saw a large city called Chester. She could see a woman which turned out to be PAT LALUM working in the slums of Chester--Joplin. GARY HOCHBERGER, entangled in a maze of paper tape, was the new Depot Agent. Gary pushed the wrong button and his IBM machine went completely haywire. DENNIS ROMAIN was next to be seen as an astronaut- -he managed a rehabilitation center on the Moon for all the relocated Hippies from the planet Earth. LOREECE WILL owned and operated a Jiffy Car Wash located near the Chester High School, especially designed forthe convenience of allteachers-- it was always open 24 hours a day during the week of Halloween. Looking further into the future, Kay saw SUSAN YURMAN in the depths of Tiber Lake in a water capsule. Suz was an aqua-marine scientist spending most of her time studying the marine life of Tiber Lake. IRVA JEAN BROWN worked on the LBJ ranch in Texas, where she developed the biggest breed of beef cattle in the world by crossing an elephant with a Hereford. She was then known as the biggest bull shipper in the world. LARRY HANSON, then the well-known Reverend Hanson, gave sermons daily at the Holy Roller Church 27. His inspiring sermon for that day was, The Jolting Consequences of Drinking Pink 7-Up. RON GROSECLOSE worked as chief Forest Ranger at Haystack Butte, beside him was his charming little laas, BONNIE with their six or was it nine little Grosecloses. BOB HEMMER, lost in a maze of shapely figures, enjoyed his position as the new Math Professor at Chester Community College. MARY JO WOODS was Nixon's campaign manager. As you can guess Nixon was still trying for the Presidency, and as his right hand woman, Mar) Jo had a good chance for the presidency herself, for Nixon was nearly 70. HELEN AABERGE, the world's most famous Ballet Dancer, traveled the world over. She gained her fame from her gracefulness and nimbleness on her toes. WES JEPPESEN, one of the most unhappy members of the Senior Class of 1968, owned a huge sheep ranch in the Sweetgrass Hills until an oil field was discovered on his ranch. Oil was gushing up everywhere and it turned all his sheep black. ELAINE HARSTAD designed and created the most beautiful bird sanctuary in North America at Sanford Park. For her untiring efforts, Lady Bird Johnson rewarded Elaine with the task of carrying out Lady Bird's Beautification Program. GARY LAYTON, a very busy scientist, invented many things--some of his better known accomplishments were: He took the nicotine out of cigarettes, he took the slip out of banana peels, and he also succeeded in taking the stink out of the sewer lagoon in Chester. WAYNE WICKUM S dream came true for he was a famous architect. One of his greatest feats of architecture was the construction of a tall tower with a huge red apple on the very top, built in remembrance of his teachers of 1968. LOIS and SUSAN ANDERSON were honored with the well-paying, life-time job of keeping this apple polished. 20

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We Give I, Larry Hanson, do hereby will my ability to grow an inch in a year to Russ Wicks in hopes he'll put it to good use. I, Neoma Rude, do hereby will my position in Choralaires to Kathy Haag, in hopes that she will help to keep the group's name going. I, Jim Johnston, do hereby will all my trips to Fort Benton to anyone in Chester High School who wants to have fun! I, Bonnie Laas, do hereby will my outstanding ability to cover up re- occurring man-made (?) birthmarks to my little sister Koni, and the ability to be REAL GOOD on Saturday nights, in hopes she has better luck than I did. I, Bob Dafoe, do hereby will my ability to break typewriters to anyone in Speech and Journalism who does not like to type the school paper. I, Edie Hainline, do hereby will my great height to anyone who wants it, and my dog to Bob Jacobson because he's such a patient paper boy. I, Sherill Swank, do hereby will my willpower to turn down four different invitations to four different houseparties in ten minutes to any girl who does not like Chinook boys. I, Gary Layton, do hereby will my 3 (pi) headache from solving sine and cosine problems of Mr. King's to any Junior who thinks he can stand the pain. I, Lois Anderson, do hereby will the distinguishing honor of having Locker Number One to Steve Aaberg in hopes that he will either have fewer books or find more room in it than I did. I, Gary Hochberger, do hereby will this blank space so that whenever someone reads this there will be a moment of silence in memory of me. I, Susan Anderson, do hereby will my memory and knowledge of a certain trip in my four-wheeler (broken fan belt and all) to Judy Eveland so that maybe someday she'll be a mechanic. I, Mike Laird, do hereby will my ability to walk straight at the Divisional Tournaments to my brother, Jim. I, Cheryl Kulpas, do hereby will my years of cheerleading to Keila Gilbert in hopes she will be able to win the cheerleading trophy two years in a row. I, Irva Jean Brown, do hereby will my growing ability to Janice Enget in hopes that she will use it more than 1 did. I, Lila Glee, do hereby will all the left-over go power in my Mercedes to anyone who wants to try and use it. To the Teachers we leave a vote of thanks for the many things they've tried to teach us, whether we learned them or not. To the Juniors we will the book, How Seniors Acquire Dignity in hopes that they may acquire a little more dignity than they have thus far shown. To the Sophomores we leave one worn out pencil eraser with which to erase the many mistakes they make. To the Freshmen we leave the questions, how, when, why, and where, that make good Freshmen and better Seniors. For the Janitor, Walt Jensen, we leave all of our wads of gum, with which to make a monument in memory of us. To our class mater, the only high school which has been home to us, we will our lasting thanks and expression of appreciation.

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Our Future EDIE HAINLINE owned a very popular manicure and massage parlor. All the business men of Chester would come there for relief of muscular tension and to soothe their tired, aching feet. SHERILL SWANK was Edie's assistant and always found herself in great demand for her famous manicures and pedicures. LILA GLEE, an ambassador of good will, was a personal guest of Ho Chi Minh's. She succeeded in bringing about peace in Viet Nam by using her influential feminine charms. CHERYL KULPAS and NEOMA RUDE worked very diligently in their vineyard situated on the banks of Tiber Lake. Neoma stamped the grapes with her husband, Butch; and Cheryl tasted and tested the wine with her husband, Dennis. JIM JOHNSTON went to Hollywood and became a star overnight. He returned to Chester where he produced some movies with his famous wife Elizabeth Taylor. Unlike Frank Sinatra, Jim went for the older women. Next Kay saw many Herefords grazing near a rambling ranch house situated close to the Sweetgrass Hills. The owner of this rolling Hereford ranch was BOB DAFOE and his wife GAIL and their seven children. A magnificent heart-shaped building came into vision. This building was owned by MIKE LAIRD. The billboard reads, Mikey’s International Playboy Club, Exclusive. CHUCK DEERING just returned from a four-week hunting trip in Wyoming, and to the surprise of everyone, he brought back a big mother bear. NANCY STANDIFORD got married and made her home with her husband, Lyle, in Rudyard. She tried to keep busy by babysitting her neighbors' children. TYRONE ROCKMAN spent several months studying with the great Maharishe Mahesh Yogi in India. Tyrone returned to Chester as a Guru himself. People from all over the world came to Chester to meditate with the famous Ty Guru. ANN ELLWEIN owned the biggest horse ranch in the state of Montana. She made her ranch this big from her work-power, her ten kids and by selling her large, grade double-A eggs to the local Joplin Market. KAY DIEMERT owned and operated her own Lingerie Shop. She especially catered to ladies with problem figures and was well-known for designing padding for women who needed it and women who didn’t.