Chester High School - Coyote Yearbook (Chester, MT)

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We Give I, Larry Hanson, do hereby will my ability to grow an inch in a year to Russ Wicks in hopes he'll put it to good use. I, Neoma Rude, do hereby will my position in Choralaires to Kathy Haag, in hopes that she will help to keep the group's name going. I, Jim Johnston, do hereby will all my trips to Fort Benton to anyone in Chester High School who wants to have fun! I, Bonnie Laas, do hereby will my outstanding ability to cover up re- occurring man-made (?) birthmarks to my little sister Koni, and the ability to be REAL GOOD on Saturday nights, in hopes she has better luck than I did. I, Bob Dafoe, do hereby will my ability to break typewriters to anyone in Speech and Journalism who does not like to type the school paper. I, Edie Hainline, do hereby will my great height to anyone who wants it, and my dog to Bob Jacobson because he's such a patient paper boy. I, Sherill Swank, do hereby will my willpower to turn down four different invitations to four different houseparties in ten minutes to any girl who does not like Chinook boys. I, Gary Layton, do hereby will my 3 (pi) headache from solving sine and cosine problems of Mr. King's to any Junior who thinks he can stand the pain. I, Lois Anderson, do hereby will the distinguishing honor of having Locker Number One to Steve Aaberg in hopes that he will either have fewer books or find more room in it than I did. I, Gary Hochberger, do hereby will this blank space so that whenever someone reads this there will be a moment of silence in memory of me. I, Susan Anderson, do hereby will my memory and knowledge of a certain trip in my four-wheeler (broken fan belt and all) to Judy Eveland so that maybe someday she'll be a mechanic. I, Mike Laird, do hereby will my ability to walk straight at the Divisional Tournaments to my brother, Jim. I, Cheryl Kulpas, do hereby will my years of cheerleading to Keila Gilbert in hopes she will be able to win the cheerleading trophy two years in a row. I, Irva Jean Brown, do hereby will my growing ability to Janice Enget in hopes that she will use it more than 1 did. I, Lila Glee, do hereby will all the left-over go power in my Mercedes to anyone who wants to try and use it. To the Teachers we leave a vote of thanks for the many things they've tried to teach us, whether we learned them or not. To the Juniors we will the book, How Seniors Acquire Dignity in hopes that they may acquire a little more dignity than they have thus far shown. To the Sophomores we leave one worn out pencil eraser with which to erase the many mistakes they make. To the Freshmen we leave the questions, how, when, why, and where, that make good Freshmen and better Seniors. For the Janitor, Walt Jensen, we leave all of our wads of gum, with which to make a monument in memory of us. To our class mater, the only high school which has been home to us, we will our lasting thanks and expression of appreciation.

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Now We the class of '68 Feeling our way to the Golden Gate Do now divide our property fair, And make you other childen our heir, With the hope that when we're gone Thoughts of us will linger on. Under the guidance of heaven sent, We now make this our last will and testament. I, Charles Deering, do hereby will all my teachers, textbooks, worn-out pencils, dry pens and broken erasers, past experiences (such as chewing-outs and goof-ups) to the members of the Junior Class. I, Kay Diemert, do hereby will my famous, worn-out, wide-oval tires to Jim Laird in hopes that he keeps reminding Mike that GTO's LITERALLY beat Chevelles. I, Ron Groseclose, do hereby will my ability to have fun on Saturday night and shoot more than five shots a game to Dan Wigen, in hopes that he'll keep up the family traditions. I, Gail Good, do hereby will my ability not to lose my cool when driving through a red light to anyone who forgets to look up to see the signal. I, Loreece Will, do hereby will one of my nicknames, Wilsi Bod to Colleen Brady in hopes that she will enjoy it better than Twiggy, and my Quiet summer nights to my little brother Terry in hopes he likes to watch T. V. I, Helen Aaberge, do hereby will my great abilities to stay out late and get into trouble to Mary Ellen Howery, in hopes she will have as much fun as I Ve had. I, Ann Ellwein, do hereby will my shy ways and quiet weekends to Janice, in hopes that she has just as much fun as I did, and also the ability to drive the Bomb without wrecking it anymore. I, Tyrone Rockman, do hereby will my glasses, my plastic shoes, my jet-boots, and my blue-jeans to Lonnie Heimbigner, because he is the only person I know, besides myself, who would be dumb enough to wear them. I, Dennis Romain, do hereby will nothing to nobody. I, Mary Jo Woods, do hereby will my desire to drive a certain person crazy to anyone who has the urge. I, Pat Lalum, do hereby will my frequent trips to Great Falls, Havre, and , Shelby to anyone who likes to fly low and whose friends don't get air sick. I, Nancy Standiford, do hereby will my ability to make innumerable trips to Rudyard, to anyone who wants to get chased out of town three times in one day. I, Elaine Harstad, do hereby will my seat in study hall to any Junior who would like to have Mr. Van Dessel as a study hall teacher. I, Bob Hemmer, do hereby will my low-hurdling ability to my clumsy sister, Janice, in hopes that she makes it through track season. I, Wes Jeppeson, do hereby will my ability to stay absolutely sober on almost every weekend to anyone who wishes to follow such a perfect example. I, Wayne Wickum, do hereby will my ability to stay out of trouble during my high school years to anybody who needs it.

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When The night of the Junior-Senior Banquet, Kay had the extraordinary ability of looking into the future. Ann asked her to foretell what the Class of '68 would be doing in the year 1988. In her vision she saw a large city called Chester. She could see a woman which turned out to be PAT LALUM working in the slums of Chester--Joplin. GARY HOCHBERGER, entangled in a maze of paper tape, was the new Depot Agent. Gary pushed the wrong button and his IBM machine went completely haywire. DENNIS ROMAIN was next to be seen as an astronaut- -he managed a rehabilitation center on the Moon for all the relocated Hippies from the planet Earth. LOREECE WILL owned and operated a Jiffy Car Wash located near the Chester High School, especially designed forthe convenience of allteachers-- it was always open 24 hours a day during the week of Halloween. Looking further into the future, Kay saw SUSAN YURMAN in the depths of Tiber Lake in a water capsule. Suz was an aqua-marine scientist spending most of her time studying the marine life of Tiber Lake. IRVA JEAN BROWN worked on the LBJ ranch in Texas, where she developed the biggest breed of beef cattle in the world by crossing an elephant with a Hereford. She was then known as the biggest bull shipper in the world. LARRY HANSON, then the well-known Reverend Hanson, gave sermons daily at the Holy Roller Church 27. His inspiring sermon for that day was, The Jolting Consequences of Drinking Pink 7-Up. RON GROSECLOSE worked as chief Forest Ranger at Haystack Butte, beside him was his charming little laas, BONNIE with their six or was it nine little Grosecloses. BOB HEMMER, lost in a maze of shapely figures, enjoyed his position as the new Math Professor at Chester Community College. MARY JO WOODS was Nixon's campaign manager. As you can guess Nixon was still trying for the Presidency, and as his right hand woman, Mar) Jo had a good chance for the presidency herself, for Nixon was nearly 70. HELEN AABERGE, the world's most famous Ballet Dancer, traveled the world over. She gained her fame from her gracefulness and nimbleness on her toes. WES JEPPESEN, one of the most unhappy members of the Senior Class of 1968, owned a huge sheep ranch in the Sweetgrass Hills until an oil field was discovered on his ranch. Oil was gushing up everywhere and it turned all his sheep black. ELAINE HARSTAD designed and created the most beautiful bird sanctuary in North America at Sanford Park. For her untiring efforts, Lady Bird Johnson rewarded Elaine with the task of carrying out Lady Bird's Beautification Program. GARY LAYTON, a very busy scientist, invented many things--some of his better known accomplishments were: He took the nicotine out of cigarettes, he took the slip out of banana peels, and he also succeeded in taking the stink out of the sewer lagoon in Chester. WAYNE WICKUM S dream came true for he was a famous architect. One of his greatest feats of architecture was the construction of a tall tower with a huge red apple on the very top, built in remembrance of his teachers of 1968. LOIS and SUSAN ANDERSON were honored with the well-paying, life-time job of keeping this apple polished. 20