Chester High School - Coyote Yearbook (Chester, MT)

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Is)iff We, the Senior Class of 1959, of C.H.S., being insincere in heart and under the influence of other people, do bequeath and donate in our last will and testament such useless things as follows: To Mr. Schroer, we will all our empty coke bottles and cookie wrappers that are left in the desks in the back row in Room C. We leave our fond memories of the Commercial Room study hall to Mr. Pearson. To Mrs. Paxton we leave all the English she learned us, cause we ain't gonna use it no how. Three certain senior girls will Mr. Kluksdahl all broken chemistry equipment and leave to future chem- istry enrollees the ability to cause a commotion. Mrs. Flynn is to receive a car, other than a Volkswagon, to tear around Shelby in. For Mr. Glaim there is a collection of GOOD jokes and we HOPE he uses them. The junior class will need Senioritis, to survive English, so we hereby designate that they shall be- come heirs of all we have left. We do wish we could leave them a Sneak Day, but that is the way the Bongo Bingoes. We assign to the sophomores the right to have the same kind of fun we experienced after our junior play. The freshmen will be recipients of our ability to ask more intelligent questions than just how, when, where, ” and why. Gale Christenot allots his quiet ways and nice manners to Marvin Sunderland. Dallas Denter wills his ability to laugh to Sharon Ward. Midori Kawanishi willingly leaves, --taking everything she has with her. Bob Mattson bequeaths his title of Lover Boy to Bob Hutchison, and wills Pat to anyone who will take her to Joplin. Duane Zorn donates all slightly used toothpicks which he has deposited in and about the halls of C. H. S. to anyone who wants them. Dick Burrows wills his good grooming, daily shaves, and weekly haircuts to Dick Violett. Sandy Swank's pleasing personality is to be Sharon Gummer's legacy. Betty Lakey wishes her eyes and smile to go to any other girl wishing to suffer the consequences. Marion Standiford leaves behind her good name and reputation so she can have the same fun of getting it again. Ray Hemmer wills his extra weight to Lance Lambott for football. Linda Kammerzell’s shaving cream fights along with the manager of the Havre Hotel, are gifts to any- one who wants trouble. Gary Standiford gives his ability to go with just one girl to Butch Berg. Denis Freeland offers a blond sophomore (Hereford) cowgirl to anyone who will have her. Greg Feig releases his detention study hall desk to Ronnie Greer and Joel Fenger. Marilyn Schroer bestows her future plans upon Carolyn Goodbar and Ed Green. George McGuire relinquishes his ability to go steady and still play the field to Gerry Heikkila, who is catching on fast. Bob McAuley wills his ability to study to Gary Zorn, who needs it. Bob Pettapiece's height is his gift to Don Keith and his customized car will henceforth be John Schroer's possession. Danny Harmon wills his self-inflicting guns to Helen Stores and hopes she uses them. Dorothy Shettel willingly and gladly leaves behind her chair beside George Berg in chorus to any other unlucky girl. Billie Violett bequeaths her nerve and ability to have fun any night of the week to future senior girls.