Chester High School - Coyote Yearbook (Chester, MT)

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LORIETTA BACKEN we found in Paris attending a cosmetic convention and discovered that she was now the new head of Revlon Products Corporation and is the first to present the ladies with a cream absolutely guaranteed to prevent one's skin from ageing. She said that one of her business associates is another old classmate, BOYD NEALY, who is Vice President of the world's largest Freckle Cream Factory located in Fruitville, Florida. He chose the Florida location in order that he might have plenty of freckles on which to test his various types of creams. DAVID WARD we ran into several times as he's now fulfilling his dream of being an edu- cated bum. After graduating with honors from several leading universities he set out to cover every square inch of land in the world. When we last saw him he was just starting on the Azores Islands, which are unique because their beaches are covered with black instead of white sand. BEVERLY THISSELLE who always did feel Sony for the underprivileged, is now a welfare worker in South Africa working with a tribe of Pygmy Cannibals; she is given credit for civiliz- ing the other tribes, this one being the last uncivilized group in the world. While floating down the Nile on a little excursion, we noticed a person frantically digging around the pyramids and the sphinx. Upon coming into closer range, we discovered that the person was DENIS PETERSON. Always an admirer of the female species, he decided to dedicate his entire life to science. Yes, at present Denis is looking for Cleopatra's lost tomb. On the way home we stopped at Daytona Beach, in Florida, and found DONALD HAUGEN was the leading hot-rod racer appearing there that day. BEVERLY BERG owns a controlling interest in the Ford Motor Company and is making an even larger success out of the business, with her uncle and father as her top salesmen. Two others in the transportation business are JOYCE EVELAND who is a pilot at the White Sands testing grounds in New Mexico and is slated to fly the first rocket to Venus any day now; and ED CRAMER who is a jet pilot stationed at Point Hope, Alaska, and who hasn't been off the ground in ten years. To pass the time Ed is publishing his journal in weekly installments in the girl's periodical Seven- teen. These colossal writings have been compared to the Paul Bunyan series and are expected to survive the ages as great classics. SANDRA LEIGHTON, who started out to be a medical secretary, became so interested in the medical field that she went on to become a research chemist and to do something all others have given up. She isolated the cold vims and perfected a cure. For doing this she received the Nobel Peace Prize because the judges felt that now people weren't plagued by colds less likely to quarrel with one another and start wars. OPAL HEIMBE1GNER is now living in Idaho and last year was elected Queen of the annual potato festival held there. She received this honor for raising the biggest and best sweet potatoes in the state. From Idaho we traveled to Colorado and while making an appearance in Loveland, several days after returning from our trip, we chanced to wander into a Date Bureau, and much to our surprise we found JAMES THIELMAN as the proprietor. Jimmy apparently decided to cap- italize on the mutual attraction between himself and the opposite sex and was running a very successful business. Well, Mr. Unterseher, I'm about out of classmates though I did notice in the Liberty County Times that DICK HARMON is County Agent for Liberty County and his chief project now is to raise bigger, better, juicer, and squirtier California grapefruit in Montana. The irrigation from that stupendous creation, Tiber Dam, will help to make this project a success, I'm sure. Barbara will close at the Coliseum in Spokane at the end of this week and then we will be in Great Falls for one night. Enclosed are tickets for you and your entire group. Be seeing you I! I Your former student

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The Coliseum Spokane, Washington May 6, 1976 Dear Mt. Unterseher: I received an issue of the liberty County Times not long ago and noticed that you were still in Chester, as head of Montana’s Boys' Town, which is sponsored by the V.F. W. and located out- side of Chester. Thought I would drop you a line and let you know how the members of your fav- orite class are getting along. As you've probably heard, BARBARA SMITH is now the Women's World Champion Midget Wrestler and I am her manager. We have just returned from a tour around the world and on this trip we ran into almost all the members of the class of '56. While waiting in Washington for our passports to be cleared, we found ESTHER MAE GREINER employed as a nurse for a veterinarian and taking care of the President's menagerie. We also saw ERNEST WENDT who took over his father's contracting business, and who just completed the con- struction of the new U.N. Building. Before we sailed we made a special effort to be present at BOB PUGSLEY's debut as a concert pianist in Carnegie Hall. Bob's success is even more amazing when you realize he learned to play from a mail order course. In addition, the bill featured the Philharmonic Orchestra, and much to our surprise, we found PAT FUNDERHIDE playing last chair, third violin. Pat is really coming up in the world of music as last we'd heard she's been employed as a musician in a mor- tuary in Siberia. On the boat going to Europe we located several more classmates. At the Captain's dinner we were seated next to JOAN SCHROER, who after attending beauty school and working for a few years, decided to open a shop of her own in Paris called the Paris Poodle Salon and now known by its motto If You Want Your Poodle Poodled with Style, Come to the Paris Poodle Salon. GALE THIELMAN was seated across from us and was on his way to the London Premiere of his latest movie Fort Chester Saga. Gale's height has been a great asset to him in his career and he is now recognized as the world's greatest cowboy star. Chief entertainment on the boat every day were under-water swimming performances put on by GAIL KAMMERZELL, and which were viewed from the port holes in the lower deck. Gail succeeded and soon surpassed the former swim queen in only two or three years. The chief topic of discussion among the first-class passen- gers everywhere we went was CARL IVERSON, who as you no doubt remember from our Chemistry classes, had an urge to put things together. Anyway, Carl has recently accomplished the impos- sible, and is now widely acclaimed for his tremendous feat of putting the atom back together. Also on our trip we were lucky enough to attend the first Olympic basketball game and we found that the U.S. basketball team, with'l ARRY LAMBOTT as star guard, making 99 points in one game, had placed first. This is the first year basketball has been featured in the Olympics and a large amount of the credit for the addition of this sport goes to Larry. In Bagdad we found JERRY HENDRICKSON who told us that after years of wandering around on motorcycles, he and JOHN E. STORES have settled down to their life occupations, John as a customs official on the Canadian-American line, and Jerry as a weaver in a veil factory in Bag- dad.

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Sherk Dev of '66