Chester High School - Coyote Yearbook (Chester, MT)

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CLASS WILL (Continued) One of our more honored students, FRANK JODLOWSKI. by name, wills his hidden talents to anyone who can find them, LEONA SANFORD gladly wills her braces to Joseph Raunig. Her subtle ways she wills to Joan Schroer. (Don't take it too seriously, Joan, we like your frankness.) SHARLENE LEIGHTON wills her ski-jump nose to Dorothy Haugen. Her lonely hours of waiting for a certain soldier, she wills to Sandy. KAY KOLSTAD wills her ability to go with four boys at the same time to her little sister, Hannah. Her wrestling ability to get in and out of clinches she wills to Gaye Hanson. (Please use wisely.) DELORES CRAMER wills one-half Inch of her height to Barbara Smith. That is all she can afford. The mello-tone muffler on Russell’s car she wills to Buzzy T. (Not that you need it. Buzz???) RUSSELL VIOLETT wills his ability to go steady all through high school, and still stay happy, to Gordon Kammerzell; also his laugh to Floyd Blair. FAY WOLFE wills her ability to get married and still finish high school to Karen Ward. Her tiny feet, she wills to Beverly Thisselle. PHILL BUFFINGTON wills his ballerina tactics on the basketball floor to Denis Peterson. His false tooth he wills to Glen Eveland. HAROLD GUINN wills his southern drawl to Frances Swot. His ability to stick to only one he wills to Bob Pugsley. ALICE THISSELLE wills her ability to cause an eruption in Chemistry to Pat Funderhide. Her first chair in the drum section she wills to Birdie Lee Ward. STANLEY THISSELLE wills his ability to stay out of trouble in the fifth period study hall to the junior boys. CLARENCE WILLIAMSON wills his ability to tell jokes in P. A. D. and get by with it to Eddie Staudacher. In witness thereof we have to this, our last will and testament, afffixed our fingerprints, and flourishing signature. The Seniors of 1954

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 teu Ti iCl We, the seniors of Chester High School, being of unsound mind, of weak heart, and having but a few short hours to dwell among the horrors of the trials and tribulations of our high school days, and being on the verge of departing for realms unknown, do make, publish, and declare this our last will and testament. It is our request that Mr. Jensen gather together all the wads of gum that may be found In our classrooms and under our desks and have them molded into a monument to be erected to our memory on the northeast corner of the northwest section of the flagpole. Behind the magazine rack, hidden under the radiator, in the west end of the library, will be found the key to all the examination questions that have been asked us during our high school days, thus at last solving the great mystery of the senior class. Without this answer book, we might yet be dwelling among you. We, the seniors, will our good grades and senior dignity to all the juniors, so that they can set an example for the rest of the school. Also, we leave you our traditional seats by the windows in the study hall. To the sophomores, we will our worldly ways, gained by having made Chester High our home for two years more than you have. Freshmen, we leave you these halls of learning. (You think you own them anyway.) The seniors as individuals bequeath die following worldly possessions in the form and manner stated below: GERALD ANDERSON wills his wit and humor to Charles Peterson. His worn out brains, ” he wills to Jim Berg. (They’ll still work if you use them right, Jim.) ROSE CUSHING wills her ability to say the right thing at the wrong time to Dianne Luchetti. Her ability to play the first and last note in every run in Stars and Stripes For- ever” she wills to her sister, Pat Cushing. RAY EVANS wills his ability to never do anything, but always get by to Bob Funderhide. His trombone talent he wills to Speed Wright. CAROL EVELAND wills the fun and excitement she had on Sneak Day to anyone who can use it as well as she did. MARY JEAN GREINER wills her top place on the honor roll to Marilyn Zorn. Her ability to get along with the teachers she wills to David Ward and Jimmy Thielman.

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 Well, here It is the end of May, 1964. It has been ten years since the Class of 1954 has been together. The other day I started checking up to see what they have been doing. I received a letter from ROSE CUSHING last week. She had just had a painting hung in the Hall of Shame. Rose said that while she was on a tour of the world last summer, she saw the former CAROL EVELAND, the present Mrs. Pat Cameron. Carol had been elected Mrs. Potato of Wisconsin. I always warned her she would begin to look like a potato if she kept on eating so many of them. While Rose was on her tour she stopped at Hawaii for a while. While there she came upon a former classmate, KAY KOLSTAD, Gonzales, O'Conner, Shis Huang Ti, Malenkov, Kamehameha. Kay, after being married four times, has started on her fifth marriage. Her present husband is the rich owner of a cattle ranch. Let's hope that she doesn't get married any more or her sons and daughters will be at war with one another if there is another world conflict. Well, so much for Rose’s letter, now let's see if Who's Who in America has anything about some of my former classmates. Oh yes, GERALD ANDERSON has developed a hydrogen power plant, it is 'going to be used few peaceful purposes only. Gerald was always the Einstein of our class. It says here that he won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1962. Hurrah for Gerald, he is the first scientist to develop some- thing connected with hydrogen that won't be dropped in the form of a bomb when your back is turned. While in Alaska, Rose looked up SHARLENE LEIGHTON. Sharlene is married to Major Ronald Hanson. They had just left Virginia where Ronald was formerly stationed. Ronald is now in command of the post at Juneau, Alaska. Sharlene is expecting those Russians to come over any day now. RAY EVANS, our poetic classmate, published seven volumes of poetry. He is now living in England. I guess people over here didn't appreciate his poetry enough, but anyway he was chosen - Poet Laureate in 1962 by Queen Elizabeth. MARY JEAN GREINER has been an assistant to Professor Proton, for the past five years. She has derived a new food formula that will allow one to go without food for a month--guaranteed not to cause upset stomach, or ulcers. It doesn't say whether it's fattening or not. Oh well, time will tell.