Cherry Hill High School East - Eidolon Yearbook (Cherry Hill, NJ)

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RANKING SCHOLARS ranking scholar n. (rangk’ing skol’ar), 1. students ranking in the top 1% of the class, based on academic merit 2. persons subliminally coerced into losing sleep, doing excessive amounts of homework, reading constantly and making it all look easy. Paul Kleidermacher Anthony Miscioscia Vinay Desai Shanah Glick

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 M Last Will and Testament We, the Class of 1986, do hereby bequeath the following: To Mrs. Hopp: a maid for the office, our special efficiency award. To Dr. O’Breza: respectable bibliographies, breakfast with Dan, a bus to Ancora, and for your third period class’s revenge-being locked in a room with absolutely no heat and broken windows in the middle of a blizzard. To Mr. Simon: movie reviews, especially Rocky IV, and one of his own essay tests to be taken in 30 minutes. To Mr. Smyth: unbreakable pianos, a Mr. Softee truck, a one-way ticket to Bayonne, NJ. To Mr. Lou Frank: a Jane Fonda workout tape, a perfect boys’ gymnastic layout. To Mrs. Rubinstein: another Junior Honors English class, a complete list of Who’s Who in Cherry Hill East. To Mr. Carr: for the groovy 60’s dude-a Beatles reunion and a “Captain Democracy” T-shirt. To Mr. Heisler: the true pronouncement of “quasi,” a videotape of “Advise and Consent”. To Mr. Shaklee: 1st and 8th period classes that are a little more vocal. To Mr. Gordon: a new set of colored chalk. To Mr. Kovalevich: adversity to build character. To Mr. Moehlmann: classes that don’t always answer “Ich Habe keine zeit” and situation dialogues. To Mr. Nation: some Brazil nuts. To Mr. Pinzur: the return of the Knowledge Bowl, a French class, a daughter with mathematical abilities. To Mr. Yurko: a trip down the Nile, love beads, a protest sign. To Mr. Krantz: anoozle problem for him to do, ja? To Mr. Kim: his own class in the Art of Stick Figure Drawing. To Mr. Siler: a homework assignment to read the yearbook twelve times and memorize it. To Miss Beck: a house and a husband in North Jersey, a star role as Lady MacBeth. To Mr. Hough: a band that actually memorizes arpeggios for the test. To Mr. Nehring: Lee Press-On Nails. To Mr. Burgess: a solar-powered tie to cut down his electricity bill. To Mr. Vivone: a greenhouse next to his classroom. To Mrs. Mancini: stilts, an antidote to Mr. Mancini’s thought-sneeze attacks. To Miss Carson: the return of her pumpkin-intact, a cat immune to diabetes, orange- treats for tests, John Heard and a string of Pearls. To Mrs. McLeester: less freshmen, more children. To Mr. Scher: an experiment that works the first time. To Mr. Berryann: lifetime membership to the Ask Art Club, a permanent substitute for his sixth period class. To Mr. Fleischman: a class that doesn’t make him blush, good fortune for his sons. To Mrs. Fletcher: students who don’t talk when singing and who do bring pencils and their music to class. To Mrs. Lower: a cage for all her turkeys. To the Campus Police: a Mr. Rogers TV special on “How to Put Your Parking Sticker on Your Car.” To Student Congress: private lessons with Smokey the Bear. To the Student Body: Cafeteria III at McDonalds. To the Yearbook Office: windows, mirrors for editors of all heights. TJ 74