Cherry Hill High School East - Eidolon Yearbook (Cherry Hill, NJ)

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You SMILE when: You FROWN when: you have a substitute school has a 2 hour delayed opening the movie projector is wheeled into class your friend walks in halfway through lab you get a guidance pass out of your worst class your test is cancelled your teacher can’t find the chalk guys with crew cuts comb their hair you get the last pretzel at the pretzel sale you get an early dismissal the day of the Pep Rally you make Wind Ensemble you get an A” on that last minute paper you make the varsity team you get accepted to the college of your first choice your class wins Spirit Week you can wangle an extra lunch period you find you can give blood and it doesn’t hurt you drive to school the first time you can find your gym class you make PAVAS your Orchesis partner doesn’t drop you you get a date with that cute cheerleader you score the winning touchdown your computer program works you get a better test grade than you thought school is cancelled for a snow day your friends like your shoes you make the swim team you make that foul shot you are asked to the Prom the Student Congress meeting is on a lab day the clock reads 2:25 and its the right time you get an elevator pass you walk into school in September as a Senior there is a fire drill in the middle of a test you make the Spring Musical the day before a holiday finally arrives East wins Homecoming your SAT scores improve a teacher mispronounces a word you win the election you get a by-line in Eastside you have no homework to do your art project is hung on the wall you get the best grade in the class you develop your first roll of film you’re the only one in the class with the correct answer the Yearbook is finally completed you leave your homework on the bus you get to homeroom and the door is already locked you can’t read the teacher’s comment on your essay you can’t afford the limo for the Prom the lock has been cut off your locker a principal remembers your name you forgot where you left your books your golf ball lands in the sand trap you forget your flute for the parade you forget your line on the morning announcements you drop your “egg baby” and it cracks your computerized English paper is wiped out by a power shortage the classroom clock doesn’t move there is a fire drill on a cold day that cute cheerleader cancels your date you miss the hockey goal you cut into the plastic lunch tray you get yesterday’s test back you miss the bus by a minute or two you only have 45t and M M’s cost 50e your locker won’t open you get a “pop quiz” on the day you didn’t read the assignment you are assigned a term paper a guidance appointment keeps you waiting a half hour the school store is closed you make a mistake on the last line of typing you get homework on a Friday you get that cut slip from grade level you get the overdue notice from the library you can’t find the library book you don’t make call-backs for the Fall play you misinterpreted the assignment you miss the late bus communications pages you cut out of a class there are no towels in the lavatory you walk into your FIRST period class and the room is cold your ceramic piece cracks in the kiln the rubber cement is thick and won’t spread the cafeteria is out of your favorite sandwich the ice cream machine is out of chocolate eclairs you’re called upon and do not know the answer you’re stopped in the hall without a pass the pay phone has a line waiting to use it there are no more library passes from study hall you fail the test by two points you forgot that today is your lab day your sewing machine thread breaks you realize high school is at an end