Cheney High School - Pine Cone Yearbook (Cheney, WA)

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MASS Wlll We, the Senior Class of Cheney High School, Cheney, Washington being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament. We will devise, and bequeath the following cherished possessions to our long s Tom Delys Dick Bergloff Bob Merrill Ron Gaustad Bud Nelson Joe Traband Clyde Stanek George Schmiedehausen - Myra Tilley Ted Gettig Lyla Stumbough Ronald Mindrup Larry Black Ronald McKinley Ellen Holmes Don Giedt Ernest Melville BOb Hampton Margit Johnson Gerald Kelso John King Garry Carman Carol Barnes Larry Helm Bruce Emert James Knorr Bob Shea Roy Riddle Lois McKinley Ronald Jones Norman -Skjothaug John Herriman Bob Rasmussen Larry Brown Arvin Crawford Dennis Brooks Suzanne Salt Virginia Burns uffe ring underclas.smen. my cast iron stomach to Red Boyes. my stubbornness to Sonja Mortensen. yearbook worries to Judy Gibson. my happy thoughts of Cheney to the Sophomores. my Saturday nights to someone who enjoys quiet week-ends. my well-worn school books to the Freshmen. my beat up English book to Abbie Showalter. my exquisite D. A. to Phil Gomness. my saddle shoes to someone with plenty of shoe polish. my car trading deals to anyone with money and no brains. my pom-poms to anyone who likes to pick up paper. my treasury job to some good bookkeeper. my natural curls to Miss Fryer. the council to anyone who can talk faster than they can. my bow legs to the Drill Team. my ability to get into the library to Roger Zimmerman. my curly hair to Dan Balam. the gas from Chemistry to anyone who will put it into Miss Fryer's room. my broken jaw and chipped teeth to anyone with better luck. my ability to talk to Max Shields. my F. F. A. treasury job to some underdog. my sweater to anyone who can fill it out. my spelling to Alice Strieff. my height to Dean Anderson. my shy quiet way to Kay Taschereau. the carnival concessions to John Pendell. my place in bookkeeping to anyone who wants to keep out of the teacher's sight. the trampoline to Mr. Chovil. my blistered feet from P. E. to Fay Aman. my messy locker to Alice Soper. my orneriness to Ray Williams. my red hair to Carol Manfred. my way with the Sophomore girls to Don Daniels. my stage crew outfit to Leslie Patterson. my unique position in'science class to Mr. Brink my musical ability to Mary Brown. next year's will and prophecy to someone who has fifteen study halls to spend on it. my trip to Tacoma to next year's team.

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MASS PRUPHHIY STATE POLICE CALLED TO QUELL RIOT AT CLASS REUNION Cheney, Wash. , July 4, 1064 KAP,--Cheney residents were interested spectators at the climax of a feud which has recently made headlines from New York to Hollywood. Two squads of State Police, led by Chief GERALD KELSO and his assistant, GEORGE SCHMIEDEHAUSEN, were called out yesterday to put down a riot which resulted when GARRY CARMAN, film actor suspended by his studio for walking out on a picture when he found that Miss VIRGINIA BURNS Qmuch-wedded calendar model, had been hired to play opposite him and given star billing, chased Miss Burns through the park with a 1952 convertible. TOM DELYS, Miss Burns' current fiance was highly in- dignant and after finishing his lunch began to rearrange the famous Carmen profile. Delys was booked for assault and battery and when Carman is re- leased from the hospital he will be charged with dangerous driving and dest- roying museum property. The convertible was a relic belonging to the CLYDE STANEK Historical Museum of Cheney. Other picnickers joining in the fight and booked on charges of disturbing the peace were: ROBERT tShysterj HAMPTON, recently disbarred criminal lawyer, and LARRY BROWN, foreman of the jury which freed his last client, LYLA STUM- BOUGH, who was charged with homicide, were stopped by police as they tried to force a book on criminal law down the throat of,LARRY BLACK, head of the State Bar Association. CAROL BARNES, who does voice characterizations for the MYR.A TILLEY fformerly the Walt Disneyj Studios, amused the arresting officers with her imitation of a wounded duck. She was accompanied by BOB MERRILL who played Hot Pretzels on the Calliope, and ELLEN HOLMES rendering Home Sweet Holmes on the musical chain saw. Mrs. Holmes is associated with the Spokane Rendering Company. RONNIE tKid Glovesj GAUSTAD, dance instructor at JOE TRABAND'S School of Ballet and Toe Dancing, and his employer called in several professional bond- smen to arrange for the release of themselves and their ballet troup, due in Mos- cow the next day to show the Russian Ballet how Loon Lake should be performed. Members of the Ballet who were released were: ROY fTwinkletoesj RIDDLE, RON fNijinskij JONES and set designer DENNIS BROOKS. - A man identified by personal papers as ARVIN CRAWFORD, tester for Beauty- rest Mattresses, was carried slumbering from the scene and has not yet awakened to make a statement. Professors TED GETTIG and BUD NELSON, instructors in Grecian History and Literature at Vassar, were booked on additional charges of vile language by one of the officers who understood Greek. The old team of DICK BERGLOFF and JOHN HERRIMAN, who are now run- ning the Tyler Escort Bureau, were charged with attempted bribery when they offered free dates to the arresting officers, in exchange for their freedom. RON QBicepsJ and LOIS fTriceps, MCKINLEY, world champion wrestling team, were subdued by eleven officers after a. terrific struggle. NORMAN SKJOTHAUG, manufacturer of Goop , the bubble gum with the self- sealing bubble, was arrested along with his chief tester, BRUCE Uawsj EMERT. MARGIT JOHNSON, wardress at Walla Walla penitentiary, was charged with murder after breaking the elbow fhumorous or funny bone , of Qcontinued on page 461