Cheney High School - Pine Cone Yearbook (Cheney, WA)

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CLASS JGURNAL In the beginning God created sixty little freshmen. These verdant bits of humanity lived and throve, and in time, began to attract attention unto themselves. Surely, quoth the high ones in High School, a remarkable and un- usual lot of youngsters are these about to come into our midst. No class before so early achieved greatness. Verily, they distin- guished themselves in Junior High in various linesg namely, scholarship, athletics, and deportment. Especially in deportment did these favored ones excel and were a pattern to all who should come after them. And never did one of them worry or in any way Vex his teacher, and Ethere- fore they found grace in the sight of the teachers, and were blessed ac- cordingly. And it came to pass, after thirty-six weeks of their brilliant career had passed, they with one voice and accord, decided to do honor to them- selves, and a class spread was prepared. Their teacher led them into the valley of the race-track and they thus sat, eating pickles and cake and jam. And it came to pass, in the second year of the class of '34, new honors crowned their efforts, and they made for themselves a record in scholar- ship and athletics. From out of their number they gave many good men for football, yea verily, even to basketball, track, and baseball. And when the third year of their course came to pass, this class was called the Wonderful Junior Class. And they did work faithfully, and brought to their name much honor and glory. And because they were in all things wise and good, they again gave of their number into the ranks of the defenders of the Red and Black. In all' undertakings this Junior Class was in the lead, and it did completely tower above and overshadow the other classes. Even in their defeat were they magnificent. So unto them that would listen did they give 'a parody on the ,song and yell con- test which was both astonishing and comical. Now in their Senior year, these students hastened to add to their wreath new laurels, and ever their fame was bright, notwithstanding they were accused of monopolizing and selfishly taking for themselves all the High School glories. Under the stro-ng and mighty hand of the good Margarete Lauff the first semester and the good Emmett Philleo the sec- ond, more than ever did they lead the High School athleticsg and also in scholarship and social life did they lead. They had unto themselves a party at which each winked his eyes behind a chair in an entertaining fashion and later ate of hot chocolate and large sized buns. In. all things were they successful. Not even the semester exams could bend or break their proud spirits. And in the last month of their last year, their efforts are not slack- ened, and they continue to strive and to attain much glory as the days go by. May their zeal never fag, nor their success be dimmed when they enter the broader strife into which they are soon to pass.

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A GLANCE INTO THE FUTURE WILMA ADAIR, most popular hostess in a 10c a dance hall . . . ROSAMOND ADAMS, waitress in a swanky restaurant 1Did you have a good dinner ?J . . . FRANCIS ANDERSON, card shark and elsewise . . . MARGARET BESGROVE, a female Walter Winchell . . . MAY BOWERS, head of the Sand Growers' Association, Sahara Desert . . . MAX BOYER, still trying to interest Marjorie . . . FLORENCE and MARION BROWN, prominent beauty specialists, Paris, Berlin, Constantinople . . . MARTIN ABLE BROWN, unauthorized dealer for Ford cars . . . LOUISE BURKE, appearing in Madison Square Garden for the women's wrestling champion- ship . . . ROBERT CROUTHERS DILLON, expounding senator from Cac- tus Texas . . . WINNIE DUNPHY, Mrs. LeRoy Pease . . . DIANE COOIL., orating to a gigantic and uninterested public . . . ALLAN EASTON, tak.ng his exercise in Sing Sing fthe last milej . . . MARY ELLlNGSWO1cil-l, chief washer woman for ELLIOT Laundry . . . EDNA FERRELL, special agent for Cheese Growers' Association of Africa . . . HARRY FITZNER, wearing long pants . . . ELSIE FITZNER, old-maid school teacher in Frog, Wyoming . . . HELEN FREEMAN, History and English teacher at Podunk High School Cno chizzling to be foundj . . . HELEN GREIN, left at the altar . . . PHYLLIS HARMON, making doughnuts for the U. S. Marines . . . DORIS HARR, modeling dresses on Fifth Avenue, New York . . . ANNA LAURA HAWK 8z COMPANY, Undertakers at large . . . MINNIE HEINE- MANN, general manager of the Star Reducing Company . . . FRED HEINEMANN, using his big mouth for better purposes CJoe E. Brownj . . . HAROLD HOLMQUIST, radio announcer giving a play by play de- scription of a nudist football game . . . NEVA JOHNSON, supervising the completion of the Cheney Sewer . . . RALPH JOHNSON, manager of the South Pole Fish company, specializing in Pole Cats . . . ELSIE KAISER, graceful dancer for Earl Carrol's Vanities . . . DOROTHY LANE, still cer- tain she is in love and still wondering who with . . . MARGARET LAUFF, still seeking-- . . . CONRAD LAUFF and ARMIN LUEDTKE, official tasters for Bohemian Breweries . . . ROBERT LINDQUIST, hard at work on the electrolysis of glass . . . FLORENCE LEWELLYN, collector of Fur Coats in Havana . . . DAN MARTIN, losing his job as P. E. instructor at dear old Vassar . . . EDITH McCURDY, Queen of Sheba . . . LUCILLE MEYERS, doing a Jimmy Durante act on Broadway . . . AILEEN MILES, head of the insect extermination bureau, Bagdad, Turkey . . . EVELYN MILLARD, still fighting for bigger and better bathtubs . . . ROLLAND MILLAY, short time catcher, New York Pigmies . . . MAXINE NORTON, cow girl for the Bar-None Ranch . . . LILLIAN OWEN, research Worker for canary birds . . . LE ROY PEASE, head milker for Contented Cows' Dairy . . . EMMETT PHILLEO, going to heaven on a mule for perhaps he'll change his mind and join his friendsj . . . LYNN RATCLIFFE, Presi- dent of the Anti-Saloon League of America . . . PHYLLIS PHILLEO, try- ing to manage farm and family . . . VERNON REYNOLDS, chief pianist, Frisco Bar . . . EVERETT RHODES, constable at Medical Lake flittle law and much disorderl . . . WAYNE RUEPPEL, raising rhubarb in Bermuda . . . THERESA SCHMIDT, gate crasher, Metro-Goldwyn-Meyer Studios . . . JOHN SHOWALTER, bar tender, Tyler . . . VIOLA STENSON, night club star at Plaza, Washington . . . LESLIE TOMPKINS, taxi cab driver, Chicago . . . RICHARD BALL, inventor of rock digging device fpebbles guaranteed! . . . PERRY VAN PATTEN, manager of Camp Hotels, Se- attle, Portland, Paris . . . MELL WEST JR. M. D., Phd., M.A., B.S. . . . BILL WESTERMAN, selling school books and other rubbish . . . BER- NICE WILSON, dealer in mechanical men fanybody, anywhere, anytimel