Cheney High School - Alfalfa Blossoms Yearbook (Cheney, KS)

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G RD ER 8: IVICCU Do a general Real Estate business and all we can-but don't can all we do. We buy lots, sell lots, trade lots, and tigure lots on our H. S. Addition, the only one on our list that will bring par value in the markets oi the world. Come: buy the former: no commission in the latter, see? Exchange: city property tor farms, wild land tor tame, etc. und ad gusta. XVAN'l'ElJ-'l'o know how Velma Rlel'eelx measured the width of lflossiels friend's back at Nlinlield. NVANTED-A girlmlid Goldsmith. VVANTED-A cook.-liandkins Bros. Prof., in Psychology Class- lVl1at two qualities does the sen sation of sound give us? Isabel- Tones and nosesf' Durin the Cold Sna -Tom- Since when has this room be S P come a refrigerator? Lillian- Well, it has been an incubator long enoughf, Prof., seeing Nelle Woolf passing' a sack of candy around the line- I guess llll just take the whole sack. And l1e did. QThe se 1 sh thingj. A green little boy in a green little way, A green little apple devoured one day, And the green little grasess now tenderly Wave, O'er the green little apple boy's green little grave.-Ex.

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ri --V ---- -- ff' - ' 7 2' RED F. KRASE rms: ONE Pmcr: snot: MAN When in need of t Shoes, Hosiery, Hats, Gloves, or l Workingmen's Clothes E carry the most complete line west of Wichita Wichita and sell cheaper than anywhere else. Our new building will give us one the best store buildings in the state. We invite all ladies when wanting a place to sit down for rest, to come to our Rest Room which we will have es- pecially fitted for your convenience ...... Yours to Please FRED F. KRASE Woodward Chandling some books in the libraryj-- Mrs Mahin said we had to look over these books and l'x'e looked over the whoie bunch and don't see a thing but the wall. l,, junior girl to a Senior boy-- The expression of your eyes re- minds me of my grandfather, the time when he used to hold me on his knee and tell me stories of the War. Earl O., Qin physics classl- Say, Lillian, l'd hate to kiss away your tears. i Lillian- lt's hay fever. -l .,- Junior girl fmarching down stairsj- VVell I do Wish Verna w ould hold up her skirt. Junior Boy- Yes, I do hate to ride on a train without a ticket. Prof. fleaning hack in his chairj- Well, I almost fell over. Gusta- VVell, wouldn't it have been funny if you had. A ring around the moon means rain, As many of us know, One 'round a finger of a girl, Well-hthat means reign also.-Ex. LW C

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T WoULD TAKE ninety-eight years to complete all the courses at Harvard University. A good way to learn commercial forms is to open an account with the CHENEY. STA TE BA NK Come in and get acquainted at the MIDDLE BANK On May SJ, Paul McCaifree and Mrs. Mahin gave a report in chapel of their trip to Xtinfield to attend the lnter-High School nieet and Uratorical Contest. VVichita won first placeg Arkansas City, secondg Wellington, third, and Cheney, fourth. There were fourteen contestants and out of a possible three, Paul made two fiists on delivery. i.l...l-- XY.-XNTED--To know why Velma takes a i'Northcutt home VVANTIZIJ-To know if some NVulfs bite.-Kathryn. XYANTED-A hair restorer.--Clarence Brown. ?i....li....-,-..-. Prof. Mahin, in Psychology Class- Describe the structure of the brain. Vincent- lt is ridged and furrowed by convulsionsf' llilf- Teacher- 'l'his seems just like living in the country. I must take a stroll around the town some evening. -tl'auseJ Teacher- My room mate doesn't enjoy walking'-as soon as she gets home she retires. Senior Boy- VX hy-er-here is where l live. Good evening. ..l i.-- The Seniors are extremely fond of gum, especially the white variety.